/neet/ until the world ends

Eh
I'm looking forward to it

>Trump could start war
>It's actually being caused by better relations with the Chinese leading them to pull out as NK's primary economic source

I don't even support Trump and can't stand how much the media twists everything to make it look like he's the political equivalent of Satan.

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>>36219382
We coulda had Sanders. We coulda had peace.

>go to war with N Korea
>10 minutes later their military is decimated and the war is over
>China and S Korea now have a refugee problem of their own to deal with

>>36219479
yeah like in Vietnam?

>>36219479

is it true n korea could decimate california ? thats where i live. im scared guys

>>36219479
>10 minutes
Anon, don't you know starving gooks are America's kryptonite?

>>36219469
I could already see comrade Bernie and comrade Kim laughing while they shake hands and talk about bringing socialism across the world. Such a shame that didn't happen.

Reporter on twitter says:
>We've been told to be ready to move out at 620am, but no idea why. Also, no cell phones allowed.
Currently 5:41am in Pyongyang

>>36219382
if ww3 breaks, it would lighten my day up. it would make me so happy that normal people will have their lives ruined.

i hope the war reaches US soil. the US has had it too good for too long.

Politics are like the WWE, but far far less entertaining to watch.

North Korea has no chance while China is the US' ally

>>36219382
Nice source best source

>>36219554
Same desu senpai. I got nothing to lose and I hate everyone, fuck a war would make me happy. I want everyone else to be miserable too. Too bad only us poor people will be suffering

>ww3 is coming
>live in the USA
>100% chance of being on the winning side
dont worry lads, this ww3 nonsense is a spook

>>36219503
>thats where i live
That's what you get for living in Cuckifornia, mi amigo

>>36219503
The moment war is announced I would fly or drive out of state, preferably to the East coast or just far enough from cities like LA, SF etc and avoid going north.

>>36219548
>Also, no cell phones allowed.
North Koreans have cell phones? Not just the upper-level party members?
wtf I thought the proles over there starving to death

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For anyone interested here is an estimate of North Korea's effective range. They probably don't have a lot of missiles stockpiled and will likely target major East Coast cities and military bases if they will deploy their missiles.

Can Emperor Trump do it? Take out Korean commies, who will retaliate... killing mostly american libcucks and commies on the democrat west coast. Absolute madman, two birds with one stone.

>>36219961
Why east coast? Looks like they can't get there

>>36220094
Meant west, my bad. Being a Euro and seeing the map that way makes it confusing.

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>>36219818
i wouldnt be so sure about that if i were you...

is it the same guy making all the WW3 threads? there will be no WW3, stop getting your hopes up. and if there is, at least it will take you by surprise so you can enjoy it even more.

>>36219503
No, North Korea's missiles would fall apart half way across the pacific, not to mention we have an anti-missile system set up

I mean I'd still leave if I were you if it starts tbqh

>>36220115
Whew, looks like I moved out of California in the nick of time

TFW a Korean destroys the only good Koreatown in the US

>>36219382
honestly i can't wait to be obliterated instantly by nuclear hellfire. i live near a major population center and would get blowed up immediately

>>36219494
Don't forget the first Korean war.

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Any other europeans lmaoing at the Drumbos right now?

>>36219469
Bernie is a retard all his policies are dreams and theories and most of them shitty ones. They aren't realistic. Capitalism is the natural economy of any intelligent and developed species, if we ever meet aliens in the future 80% of their economies are going to be capitalistic or at least similar in most ways.

>>36219961
>no-dong


totarry not a farric symbol, guys

>>36219503
>living in California
That's what you get

>>36220479
No because he is winning hard right now.

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>>36219961
>in development

so pic related is saying that the farthest they could *possibly* hit is japan? why do we keep pretending theyre a threat?

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>>36220588
>Trump is buddy-buddy with Saudis and Zionists, connected to Epstein, Soros and elite bankers
>No Muslim ban
>No wall
>Tons of Mexicans still in the country
>Making the same neocon decisions as Bush
>Entire administration are ZOG puppets

Trump fanboys are the most delusional fuckers on this site.

>>36220132
kek also said that geert wilders will rule the world

>>36220645
That is outdated, those missiles could be complete but even then they probably won't use them and they don't have a lot of them. Plus they can only destroy California at most and nothing of value will be lost.

>>36220544
>consuming everything in and on our planet until there is nothing left to consume
>intelligent or developed

you realize overconsumption doesn't actually make you happy right?

>>36220734
>consume everything in and on our planet
>everyone dies
>human race extinct

i don't see anything wrong with this

>>36220683
Go to pol, they just think it's part of a larger plan instead of him being part of the 1%

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>>36219382

GET READY BOYS ! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR TOO LONG ! FINALY ALL THOSE YEARS PLAYING FALLOUT WILL HAVE SOME USE !

>>36220701
>Plus they can only destroy California at most and nothing of value will be lost.
i live in california god i hope they do this state is as bad as they say it is

>>36220797
You'll get killed before the actual happening

>>36219469
He didn't even condemn the Syria strikes beyond saying that the process they went through should've been different

>>36220756
It certainly isn't intelligent or developed, that's all im saying.

>>36220802
I hope it gets destroyed before becoming a sanctuary state.

I hope so. I've waiting for a happening to actually happen for years.

>>36220835
>before becoming
it already is, thats why we need based korea to destroy it

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>>36220815

I CAN DREAM, ANON !!

>>36219382
why is no reputable news outlet mentioning this at all? this is literally fake news

why do none of you check these sources?

>>36220851

They're trying to officially become one. I know it'll ruin OC but LA county will be like it is already

>>36219548
>Reporter on twitter says
nice source, retard

>>36220796
Only memefags from reddit believe that
Most /pol/ posters are making fun of that

>>36220867
Lmao, if you are lucky you will get to be one of them retarded ghouls running around naked.

>>36219382
Now he can nuke it himself to lower the population so he can feed his people, and simultaneously look like a savior.

>>36220645
Why do you want to let them get that far?

They didn't even have nukes until 2004

>>36219961
RIP Alaska

>>36219469
Bernie is the biggest conman in this country, i got to give him credit he is now cuck. He literally cucked the life savings out of millions of millenials and poor people and gave it to big media and his wife. We could all learn a lesson from comrade sanders.

>>36219479
They have nukes and 2 prime targets right next to them

>>36219465
> I don't support trump
> Except I do

>>36221891
I unironically voted for Hillary in both the primaries and the general election though. I just think it's counter productive to try and lambaste the guy you're stuck with so passionately.

>Seoul gets hit
>big impact for South Korean economy
>multiple economic bubbles start to burst
>by the time North Korea is destroyed the world economy is in shambles
>Rapefugee sandniggers conquer the world

>>36223531
This is why we need to jump the gun and reinstate slavery/kill niggers on sight

>>36219382
This isn't that big of deal. North Korea's leaders know better than to go to war. Not only would the US+SK annihilate them in a second, but also China might actually help (to preserve its buffer state and install a new NK government).

If North Korea starts a war, the only people who need to be worried are Koreans, Japanese (NK missiles could easily hit Japan and the new US missile defense system meant to protect Japan is still being built), Taiwanese, Chinese, and the 30,000 American personnel stationed in South Korea. Everyone else can breathe easy.

>>36219503
No, for 2 reasons.

1. North Korea's missiles don't have that kind of range.
2. We have ABMs stationed in Alaska trained on North Korea 24/7. Any missile that comes even remotely close to Hawaii will be easily shot down.

>>36220797
Sorry to disappoint you, but unless you live in SK or Japan you're not going to see anything resembling Fallout even if a war does start.

>>36219382

is it all ogre now?

>>36219469
Sanders proved that he didn't have what it takes to be president by kissing Hillary's ass after she stabbed him in the back.
He's a coward.

>>36224684
Not exactly. NK is conducting legit nuclear war exercises while the US and Japan have sent ships to the Sea of Japan (off the coast of NK) in response. It could easily still happen, it just won't be a world war.

fucking just got stationed in Okinawa this week fuck me

>all these political experts posting on r9k

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Is there any chance of China supporting the US in a 'military engagement' with NK?

>>36220132
Fuck. Literally holy shit. What. The. Fuck. We're going to fucking lose.

>>36224806
There's a huge change. China hates North Korea, it just wants to preserve its existence because North Korea is a useful buffer state. If China has an excuse to go into Pyongyang and install a new government that's a stable, sane Chinese puppet, it would do so in a heartbeat. And the USA and SK would be happy to let it do so. Not to mention that the Chinese have no interest in picking a fight with the US over North Korea of all things.

I'd be surprised if China didn't support the US in a military engagement with NK, provided that the US allowed China to occupy NK.

>>36224890
*There's a huge chance

I wanted some kind of uprising against the mudshit rapefugees, not against a bunch of irrelevant gooks trying to play the big strong boy

>>36225006
You want an uprising against less than 1% of your population?

>>36224784
Hey if they target japan are they really gonna target fucking okinawa or are they gonna target somewhere on honshu

>>36219548
>North Korea
>Twitter

>>36225225
Okinawa would be a reasonable target, so would Yokosuka (US naval base in Japan, has one of our carriers stationed there). But then again NK isn't reasonable and any nuclear strike from them would be nothing more than a parting "fuck you" since they have no choice in a war.

So you're right, they would probably go for Seoul and Tokyo. Maybe even Beijing.

>tfw the American missile defense system based in SK that China keeps bitching about saves millions of Chinese people

Would be pretty funny tbqh

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mfw the world is finally coming to an end

>>36225400
*since they have no chance in a war

fuck, too drunk

>>36225417
Lol, not a chance. Not over fucking North Korea. Literally everyone involved except North Korea wants to see the North Korean regime wiped off the face of the planet. We just can't agree on the best way to do it.

>>36219874
>commiefornia meme
There's still rural beacons of hope spread all through out California. Just nuke the major cities fosho.

>>36220987

Yeah, reddit, not poltards being tards

>>36219494
We arent gonna be fighting gooks in the jungle. They have an actual miliyary which in the 21st century is a huge liability.
>>36219503
Oh sweet Jesus I'll finally be free of this damned place.

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>>36219469
The wagecucks woulda finally got what's coming to them

>>36220544
>Capitalism is the natural economy of any intelligent and developed species

Yeah and in actual first-world countries it doesn't cost you roughly 45 000 dollars to go to the hospital or enrol in one semester of university.

>>36219503
good thing i live on the east coast

>DC
>Oh wait...

>>36220115
almost went into caricad arrest

>>36219382
Doubt it, trump has only heightened security at South Korean border, something the Obama administration has already been doing. Trump has his hands full with Syria, I dont think he would pick on North Korea too.

>>36225466
>Lol, not a chance. Not over fucking the Balkans. Literally everyone involved except the Balkans wants to see the Balkans wiped off the face of the planet. We just can't agree on the best way to do it.

>>36226040
NK's missiles won't even hit California. If you're not a member of the US military, the only reason that you as an American should be concerned about NK is if you live in Hawaii, because there's a chance that our ABMs in Alaska might not be 100% effective. If you live on the East Coast you've got nothing to worry about.

>>36226081
The two situations aren't even remotely comparable. The Balkans weren't a fucking state, for starters, they were a region spanning multiple countries. There was no single regime controlling the whole place. And the various powers involved didn't want it wiped out at all.

>>36225466
The real problem comes when/if America invades NK, swiftly conquers them, and then China is pissed that we have a large army on their border.

>>36220544

And the divine right of kings is the natural ruling structure of any intelligent and developed society, right.

Just because we live in a capitalist economic structure NOW doesn't mean we've reached the endgame of economic structures. AI is already going to make capitalism obsolete once all the retail jobs and cross-country transportation jobs are being done by computers. We'll get massive gluts of humanity who no longer need to work because all the jobs still being done by humans will be highly specialized and dwindling.

Universal Basic Income and democratic socialism are the future, Anon. Just embrace it.

>>36226158
Hostile AI takeover and posthuman silicone based lifeforms are the future anon

>>36224445

Nah, North Korea could still cause tens of millions of casualties if they went Scorched Earth Motherfucker on South Korea before their entire country got cratered. And Fatty McGoo is unhinged enough to actually do something like that. Empty all the silos and just wait for his palace to get glassed.

if the draft happens in the usa do they stop giving a fuck about stuff like pt scores? like you have tp run a 15:54 two mile and do 45 pushups i cant run a mile in 11 minutes and after 30 pushups im out of breath

if everyone is drafted would there be worse shape people?

>>36219961
So the worst thing they could do that I give a shit about is nuke Darwin

>>36226138
Definitely. But a couple things to consider:

1. Neither the US nor China particularly care about the people of North Korea, the territory, its resources, etc. . They just want this annoying regime that keeps threatening to kill everyone to go away. If you offered the US government the chance for Kim-Jong Un to be deposed and replaced with a stable Chinese puppet they would take it in a heartbeat. Even South Korea wouldn't mind too much, it spares them from the astronomical costs of reunification while simultaneously removing the threat of a fat maniac shelling the fuck out of their biggest city.

2. The US already has a large army more or less on the Chinese border. 30,000 soldiers in South Korea, carrier strike groups in Japan, marines in Guam.....the Chinese might not like the idea of the US soldiers being a little closer to their border but it's not that dramatic of a change.

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>>36226120
They're different situations of course, but the point was that shit can escalate quickly in unforeseen ways.

>>36219548

It's standard procedure that no recording devices are allowed whenever Kim Jong-Un makes a public appearance. Only state-sponsored cameras are allowed to roll. I think some member of the Kim family has a birthday coming up, they're probably doing some bullshit parade and wanted to get all the undesirables out of the city so they wouldn't make the elites feel bad.

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>>36220796
>Denying the Jewish threat.

Zionism is all too real my friend.

>>36226203
I know, that's what I said. "The only people who need to be worried are Koreans, Japanese, Taiwanese, and Chinese". I'm looking at it from the American PoV. It's not that big of a deal for the US. A lot of South Koreans die, that's very tragic. But for the US it's hardly the end of the world. And the US is steadily building up defenses in SK to prevent tens of millions of casualties. Once THAAD is fully deployed, the North Korean ability to kill South Koreans and Japanese will be greatly diminished.

>>36219469
>ohohohouuuhhhhhh d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-democratic
>*waves finger around*
>tughuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh s-s-s-s-s-socialism

bernie if a fucking faggot

>>36226204

You can still get rejected if you fail a physical even if you're drafted.

Unless we start losing and the army gets desperate like they did in both world wars. Then they'll just want meat shields.

>>36219469
Whay if i didn't want peace

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ravioli ravioli give me the death deservioli

>>36226341

Ohp, right you are. I misread your comment. My bad.

>>36226241
Of course, but I highly doubt that would happen here. The dynamics are wildly different. Two great powers instead of half a dozen, both with the same interest: stabilize North Korea. The kinds of factors that caused the Sarajevo Assassination to spiral wildly out of control aren't at play here.

>>36226357
>unless we start losing

Not even remotely likely, the imbalance between the US+SK+Japan vs NK is absurd. Or if you're talking about China getting involved, iirc they have about 15 ICBMs while the US has hundreds of them. The US also has total naval+air superiority. One way or another, "losing" just isn't something that could actually happen.

Now, if we go to war with China in 2040, that might be a different story....

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>>36224784
That's what you get for learning Japanese, you weeb. Were all those untranslated doujins worth it?

>>36219469
we also woulda had a fucked economy

>>36219503
Nothing like Carolina living my anons

>>36219479

Retarded

http://web.archive.org/web/20041015182913/http://www.dia.mil/Public/Foia/nkor.pdf

They have missiles full of chemical weapons pointed at seoul and 1 million people. Their army is suprisingly well armed. Also special forces and navy.

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>>36219382

Yeah but that draft though, I have a health setback that even waivers can't cover

>>36227320

Also note how they will initially at least out number the US/ROK by like 5 times

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>>36219469
We coulda become Venezuela. We coulda eaten our neighbors. Thanks supercuck go back to /pol/ archive

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>>36220544
But what if the aliens turn out to be communists?

>>36220479
>>36220683
This election was fucked right from the beginning. If we had Hillary or Sanders then we'd still be doing the same bullshit except with higher taxes and more bullshit regulations.