Armed robbery

what happens if they pull out a gun or knife? Or if they fight back? Are you going to shoot them or run away.

>>36219362
If they reach for a gun, I'd have to shoot. If it's a knife I'd, probably just run. Shouldn't happen though, I would pick my target wisely, just wait somewhere and watch them come by and then follow them somewhere secluded.

Maybe this hypothetical plan is too hot, and maybe a B&E is better, but I don't like how many variables there are with that. No way of knowing for sure if anyone is home and what they have on then, you're risking getting shot breaking into a house

>>36219322
This has actually been a fantasy of me for a long time now.
Here's what you want to do if you rob someone.

1: prepare
Find a house from people that are on vacation, facebook is a great way to know
Study the surroundings, neigbors and cameras in the neigborhood.
Plan an escape route

2: breaking in
Don't force the door open, lockpicking or using their spare key is better.
Make sure no one sees you
Be online, leave phone at home
Wear plastic bags around your shoes, so no dirt gets on the floor.
Wear gloves
Take thing that they wont really notice is gone.
The trick is to jever let them know they where robbed in the first place.
If they find out eventually it's gonna be too late for them.
I wish I could be more detailed but I'm tired as fuck.

you autists don't even possess the smallest amount of testosterone possible for making you actually talk to women with the intent to fuck them without clamming up and dumping all of your problems on them.
what makes you think you can pull off an armed robbery without fucking it up? the teller isn't gonna sit there while you awkwardly talk about how lonely you are and how you're not really a bad guy but you just really really want to lose your thievery virginity

>>36220398
Stfu faggot I was posting on this board long before faggots like that came (and left again). This board was just for telling greentext stories, not whining. Anyways, I jumped someone a few weeks ago, I'm not a pussy. And I'm not talking about a bank or a store, that's stupid, I'm talking about rich tourists and suburbanites I see walking around all the time, they're so stuck up and they don't even want half the shit they own as much as need it

>>36219322

Doing it once? Probably not that hard if you don't look unique. People with iqs in the 80's manage it. Doing it regularly? Eventually, you'll meet the shellshocked Iraq veteran who just lost his job, got dumped, had a relative die, or is otherwise not thinking rationally and has a weapon on him, and then it's all over for you.

>>36221259
I wouldn't make it a habit, just 1-3 times to get some cash and feel like I finally fucked someone else over after getting shit on my whole life.

>stealing someone else's hard earned shit because you can't be assed to be a functional member of society.
I hope that if you follow through with this that >>36219362 happens.
And yes, you can be caught. I live in fucking Mexico and even here the police care enough to go looking for the scrawny asshole who robbed the convenience store.
>be 11 years old or so
>walk up to counter of store
>scrawny dindu nuffin Jose cuts in front of me and pulls out a revolver
>takes money and phones, bla bla bla while his buddy watches from the door
>a bounty of a whopping 50 dollars and a couple toaster phones
>cops show up and ask for descriptions of the dindus
>they come back like 2 hours later with the guys who did it to confirm to the people there that it was them
>apparently they blew it on fucking caguamas
And this was in one of the crappier neighborhoods, I'm sure burgercops would care even more

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>>36219322
hey i might have some tips
why not submit your name and address to fbi.gov we can really help you out!

>>36219322
It's pointless in the modern day. Not enough people carry cash on them. The phones and cards are the only things of value they would probably have and those things are easily dealt with. There's a reason blacks are switching to card fraud and avoiding their normal routines.

>>36220398
Lmfao. This so much. As soon as he pulls the gun he'll drop his spaghetti, fumble the pistol and drop it. I'd pay to watch it

>g-g-givemethemoney
>what did you say?
>givemethemoney...
>anon is staring at the ground while everyone just laughs

>>36221665
Yeah the card fraud is crazy here, but I don't have any friends so I can't pull that off, even though everyone does that shit nowadays.
>>36221604
Seymour Richards

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>>36219322
Why not just walk to the police station?

>>36219322
that pic always looks so good from the thumbnail but then when you expand it it's disgusting

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Armed Robbery is a meme tier crime. You'll get a serious custodial sentence, and resources put towards investigating it for very limited gains.

>>36220317
I've had things mysteriously dissapear from my house...

>>36222166
I can just kill myself if the cops come to arrest me, whatever

>>36221544

Just remember the first time you try it, it still might be the shellshocked Iraq veteran who's having a bad day.

>>36222312
Either way my problems are solved. Besides I'd target one of those limp writers, skinny jean wearing queers, clearly not a veteran

>>36222453
>limp wristed, skinny jean wearing queer is wearing Google Glasses
>Police find you in a half hour
>Sentenced to 5 years in Pound Me In the Ass Penitentiary.

>>36223600
>police show up
>immediately shoot myself in the head
Problem solved. Also it's 10yr minimum sentence in this state, not 5.

>>36219322
My parent's liquor store has been robbed at gunpoint three times and they never found the perpetrators once.

>>36219322

armed robbery of a store has a high penalty for the severity of the crime

>>36221130
>I jumped someone a few weeks ago
why?

>>36221130
I don't hope you get shot, but you deserve what's coming.

>>36224846
Don't care, I have nothing to live or die for.
>>36224936
He deserved it
>>36224988
I hope I do get shot.

Most of /r9k/ is too sheltered and soft to pull of crimes on the level of armed robbery without getting caught and fucking it up.

I've been seeimg a couple threads like these ately. Just because you're a social outcast doesn't make you good at being a criminal.

>>36222131
This

>>36223600
lmfao

>>36225988
Your LARPing sucks

>>36226143
This too

>>36221130
You ain't hard lmao. You've never killed anyone, much less pointed a loaded weapon at them. I can tell. Lol

>>36219322
by your self it's really hard, chances are someone would have already called them by the time you pull the strap out. you don't want to deal with that, just look for an easy job dude.

>>36226223
>strap
lol

>>36226285
Strap = gun

>>36219322
1: Be an FBI or DEA agent
2: Charge people's money with looking at you funny
3: Arrest the money by drawing a gun on the person and taking the money
4: ???
5: You now have their money

This may result in your country collapsing when all the other agents realize they can do this and devolve into highwaymen, so you should have another one marked out to retire in

>>36226309
Nice post my ESL friend.

>>36226307
I know what it means autist

>>36220398
You'd be surprised. I'm willing and able to do all sorts of crime (have in the past) but I wouldn't dare talk to a girl I don't know or ask her out.

>>36219322
What are you going to do with the wallet and watch retard? Most people are broke or only carrying change. You'd have to use their cards somewhere, with cameras, even if you knew the PIN.

And you need ID to pawn their watch.

>>36226346
>ESL
>yfw anything above Fleisch-Kinkade 50 is literally a dead language

>>36226406
Creeper crimes such as stalking and public masturbation don't count.

Robots are usually incapable of being career criminals like pulling heists, working with organized crime, drug dealing etc.

You guys should just stick to shoplifting.

>>36226467
I think shoplifting is a bit above the average robot mate lol

>>36226461
>Fleisch-Kinkade 50
>Misspells Flesch-Kincaid
>Thinks he used difficult words at all
ESL confirmed

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>>36226205
I don't claim to be hard, I never even implied that I've killed anyone before. It doesn't take a lot of courage or integrity to point a gun at someone
>>36226143
I'm not most of /r9k/. I used to come to this board a lot because it was full of weirdos and people who weren't normal, most posters now are sheltered kids with parents who love them, just they didn't fit in at school or whatever, but it wasn't always like this. I'd post somewhere else but only other websites I know of are even worse.

>>36226511
Stop roleplaying you fucking loser.

The most satisfying would be backpage escorts. Uppity whores, the lot of them. Most are independent (wimminz who don't need no man).

>>36226511
You still can't be a successful criminal, anon. Just get a normal job or be a NEET.

>>36226558
That's a fucking terrible idea you won't make shit. If you don't knlw why it's a bad idea you hace no idea how that shit works irl.

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>>36226451
>>36221665
Yeah you guys are right. I can't really think of anything else tho, idk how to do the card fraud shit, I seen other people get a few thousand from it but they had connections. Also you need a car to drive somewhere really far away when you do it and I don't have one. I'd just sell weed or something but I have no connections and no chrisma and no one to sell to. B&E is way too risky and besides I would only be able to take what I can carry which isn't much, although selling a laptop of something would be nice. And before someone accuses me of being a total piece of shit, I do gave a job but I make minimum wage and don't even get enough hours to afford rent. I'm gonna be homeless in a few weeks if I don't get some money

>>36219322
coming from someone that has robbed people for drugs at one time and money and drugs another time both at gunpoint let me tell you it's all about luck and the exact situation

once you commit to the deed you are the most vulnerable person in the situation and it depends on so much luck after that. someone following you and pointing you out as you try to leave or getting jammed up while trying to get away means it's over

getting an accurate description of you is laughably simple and if they see your car that's a wrap. your best bet is to rob other criminals like i did because they won't call the police to say they just got stuck up for a bunch of cocaine

i can tell you more if you want to hear it but the bottom line is that people that get away with this kind of shit is 80%+ based on pure luck

>>36226593
Yeah, whatever you say roastie. I'm sure vagabond hookers keep stacks of cash somewhere and besides, some of us are in it for p-l-e-a-s-u-r-e...

>>36226678
>inplying i'm a roastie
>implying you have any idea how the real world works
>implying you could ever rob someone successfully
>implying
K keep fantasizing about being a criminal lmao

>>36226708
I'm just getting real sick of uppity whores demanding money like wtf bitch time to flip the script yo

Nigga

>>36219472

Shit can go array though, I've known of Good Samaritans to intervene quite frequently, it's happened at my local gas station a number of times, actually. You go away for at least a couple of years, generally.

Why do you want to rob a place like that anyway? I used to work at a Subway inside of a petrol station and we did regular (timed)-safe drops and kept minimal cash in the actual till itself.

You're risking a lot for minimal reward, I'd sooner do burglary or a home invasion.

>>36226744
Whores don't keep stacks on them and a lot of them have backup like niggers who manage them. Trying to rob a modern-day prostitute isn't very smart and could get you killed.

Roasties are dumb, but ironically prostitutes are smarter than the average roastie.

>>36226558
at most these women have about 1200$ in their possession but it's not on their person because they aren't dumb. it's stashed in the car if they drove themselves or their driver is holding it. if the girl has a driver that driver will always be armed so don't even bother. they always have to keep checking in with their dispatcher at certain time intervals as well

>>36226643
Tell me more please, also I don't have a car I was thinking just doing it late at night and running away then just taking the train home, any way the more I think the more I realize it's fucking stupid, I wouldn't even make enough money to pay back the cost for a gun unless I got lucky. If I rob a drug dealer maybe but they'd recognize me

>>36226818
Just don't do anything illegal, anon. You're not the right type of person for something like that.

Get a loan or ask relatives or something.

Credit cards can be tracked and people generally don't carry a lot of cash so this seems pretty stupid. There's a reason basically only desperate drug addicts mug people.

This thread is gay as fuck. Why don't you just get ready for full fledged white jihad up and down the block homie WW3 wassup and ya I'll rape dat bitch fo what.

Depending on your country you can do a lot of jail time and or end up very dead.

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>commit a crime with a penalty of 10yrs or more for $20 and a library card

Yeah it's a bad idea. Guess I'll try joining the army or something even though that sounds fucking miserable. I tried to join before tho and they said I'm too skinny and also I got a skin condition and they said that disqualifies me. Maybe if ww3 starts they won't be so picky

>>36219322

Biggest crime I ever did was two $600 USD check fraud scheme. Got caught pretty quickly and was lucky enough to get the felony charge reduced to a Class A misdemeanor instead of a Class C felony in this state

>>36226818
first, once you do the thing you need to get out of line of sight with the victims and any other witnesses so you can start changing clothes and seperating the weapon from the loot

you need to change your appearance while moving and remove clothing you wore that makes your height and build seem different than they were with those clothes on

separate the weapon and the loot and wrap them up. get rid of that weapon IMMEDIATELY. if you get stopped with it by a cop or off-duty you might get shot and that is the prime piece of evidence tying you to the deed. dump it somewhere safe that you can return to so you aren't going to lose the investment but you need to get that thing out of your possession

next, do the same thing with the loot. you must stash it and get it out of your possession immediately. you are vulnerable with any evidence on you because that is the literal definition of getting caught "red handed." stash that shit too but no where near the gun.

leave the area and have a legitimate story for why you are in the area you are in if you got stopped

I thought they were wearing some light fishnet this whole time

>>36227015
the funniest thing is that this is like the most common crime in the ghetto over anything else

i used to deal coke (hard and soft) and all these motherfuckers always had some check scam charges....usually it was their first charge that actually sent them to prison

it amazes me how quickly they close these cases but i guess it's because it's so common

>>36227177

My mistake was not thinking it through, using my real ID, and being caught on camera. It was roughly 3 weeks after i did it that I got caught

>>36226904
anyone leaving a cash advance place usually has 500$+ cash in their possession

all these places have cameras if you are there around meal time people will typically go to a fast food place that is close and you can follow them there

white people are dumb so they usually walk out of these places fumbling with the money in the envelope so you can typically approx what they are hauling

>>36227221
someone else stole the checks and gave them to you to use didn't they?

>>36227337

No they were actually my paychecks I used like a dumb ass

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>>36227221
>using my real ID
jesus niggers are stupid

>>36219322
Not worth it
If you rob someone on the street you get shit. If you rob a bank you'll get $2000 tops and serious time. Don't even think about an armored truck they have a guy with a rifle at all times in the back. You could Rob a drug dealer or hooker without getting caught but any decent career criminal has affiliations with people who can find you or makes you vet yourself before lettin you see anything of value.

>>36226509
I was using ESL as an insult like two years ago. enjoy my sloppy seconds, nerd

>>36227580

>Niggers
>Robots

Pick one faggot

>>36226818
also, as soon as a real deal armed robbery gets called in to the cops it's literally a 5 alarm fire drill. all patrol units in the area around MUST leave lower priority tasking like traffic infractions and respond. off duty officers will be responding as well because other than capital murder you just committed one of the hardest crimes out there. this is why you have to be prepared to be stopped by shedding clothing and evidence. if your PD or one near you has a helicopter, you can guarantee it will be dispatched

btw, if the gun goes and someone dies then it's instant capital murder (death caused during the commission of a felony) and death penalty eligible

even if you are just an accomplice and the victim draws a gun and shoots your partner you will be charged with capital murder for your partner dying

ignorance of the law is no excuse. be informed

>>36227740
Good call man, good advice. My hope was that by taking their phone and being somewhere secluded, they wouldn't be able to call the cops until after I had a huge head start to getting the fuck out.
I'm not gonna do it anymore, it's stupid like many have told me. Guess I'll just try to get a second job or join the military or trade school or something. Nothing seems worth it desu, tired of being broke and lonely, what's the fucking point?

>>36227575
yeah, bro, i don't even understand how you were figuring that was going to play out. did you just dupe a paycheck and cash it twice?

did you just figure they would think it's an accounting error and write it off or just charge it out of your next check as overpayment?

was it for drugs?

>>36219322
Instead of crime why not try something legit? Get a food cart and sell hotdogs. You can make $100k easily. Try flipping furniture online it sells fast. Busking is Also some good money if you learn to play guitar. Scrap metal can get you some cash without too Mich effort. Try getting a job as a security guard

>>36227815
yeah, man, you are making the right choice. the risk-vs-reward calculation for armed robbery is typically the worst of any type of crime

you can check sentencing outcomes for your local court online and you'll see that armed robbery scenarios usually play out as some guy getting 12-16 years in a level 3 yard for getting like 70$ off some mark. that is insane penalty for shit tier reward

i'm just giving you some info from someone that lived this life but the decision is ultimately up to you. i was insanely lucky to get away with an insane amount of shit i've done and i think about it every day. i won't say i regret it because it has given me wisdom and insight about life that you just honestly can't get elsewhere

you can read and listen to other people's stories but it just isn't the same

btw, i just beat my last set of charges a few months ago in a straight up dismissal. it was possession with intent and a firearm charge

getting a good jew lawyer if you get jammed up isn't just a meme, it's real shit

>>36227927
I'm great at guitar, it's actually the only thing I have going for me at all, pretty good at piano too, at least I can play a few songs really well. Idk, I thought of busking but I hate the idea of playing when other people can hear me, I don't know how to describe it, but even today I was playing and didn't realize one of my roommates came in and after I stopped I heard her and I just felt extremely irritated and angry that she heard me playing. The thought of actively playing in public just doesn't fit my personality but I guess for money I can ignore my personality

>>36227829

I honestly don't know myself. I tried dupping one of my paychecks

>>36228017
Also consider the security guard job. That shit is so easy and requires no effort. If you can also try getting a job in digital marketing. You'll need to understand Google analytics and some other c rap but it's worth it.

>>36228009
Congrats man a lot of people never get out and very few get out clean. What're you doing now?

>>36228189
I'm scrawny as fuck I doubt any place will hire me as a guard. But I will try to find a better job because fast food just fucking blows and it doesn't pay enough. I been learning programming slowly but I doubt I'll see any profit from that anytime soon

>>36228120
well, i hope you at least got high as fuck on that money until the detective finally showed up at your door to "ask you a few questions"

usually how these check scams play out that i've seen is that some girl that cleans houses steals checks and then sells them to people to pass

the people that pass them will get some junkie to interface with the clerk like a throwaway soldier

this is typical ghetto playbook

>>36228206
i have an elec engineering degree and i work remotely from home as a salaried software dev writing software for electronic medical records

>>36228293
Actually the city and county the detective lived in that investigated me was different from the city and county I lived in. He stopped me when I was drive home from work. Lived roughly 45 minutes from work at the time

>>36228360
ah, that makes sense. they contacted the company to get info from them before intercepting you. that was cool of him to not confront you in front of your coworkers. no doubt you lost your job i bet

Shouldn't burglary be a million times easier than robbery? You get to case the place beforehand so you're not flying nearly as blind, get to pick the best time to approach, houses are naturally somewhat secluded from each other whereas people on foot are usually in high-traffic areas by definition
shit the only reason I haven't planned a burglary myself as a middle class white boy is that I don't know what I'd do with whatever junk I pick up

>>36228538
The vast majority of burglaries go unsolved. Like 90% or more. Its easy to get away with but I don't think the average reward is worth much

>>36228538
burglary is a lot more work but has higher potential reward and also includes more risk because the logistics of the goods is more complicated and you can get trapped and shot by a surprise occupant

whether you are armed or not, entering someone else's house with intent allows the home owner to shoot you dead without even a warning

also, it takes longer to execute because of the search phase making it more likely you'll be caught/discovered

>>36228666
The average loss from a breaking and entering case is about $2000. There are better ways of getting rich

>>36228538
>I don't know what I'd do with whatever junk I pick up

and for this part you need a fence

>>36228638
the majority of burglaries that get solved is from tracking the stolen goods. you can't pawn any of the shit because it requires an ID, thumbprint and video of you pawning it. the sheriff's dept picks up the pawn logs every day and looks for stolen serial numbers on all the day's intake of items

a good fence is usually a trap house where you can barter with a drug dealer to move the goods in exchange for dope or cash. he is going to destroy you on the amount you get paid till you can work out a regular deal with him but he can typically take and move any popular items of the day like electronics or tools, etc

>>36228790
>the sheriff's dept picks up the pawn logs every day and looks for stolen serial numbers on all the day's intake of items
Holy fuck, what fantasy world do you live in where people take the time to do this? Most cops have WAY more important shit to deal with.

>>36228752
this is one of the things that i learned the hard way as a criminal is that "crime doesn't pay"

it's so fucking true. it's not just a dumb catchphrase. as a criminal you are going to get caught from time to time and the court costs, time costs, lawyer costs and fine costs are several magnitudes higher than any money you make actually committing crime. it just runs you out financially like a game of attrition

at one point i was selling like 2.5k$ of coke per week but the price of business and using myself ate through profit quicker than i could make it. literally "easy come easy go." but it was the fucking time of my life

>>36228838
look, nigger, i used to work in a pawn shop when i was in high school. most of it is automated now but back in the day we had log books...check this out:

http://www.pcsoweb.com/burglary-pawn

>>36228838
It's not a fantasy, he's right. Pawn shops do ID you and they have to enter all the information into a system, it's all automated, if someone filed a police report for an item stolen, it'll be flagged and they'll come ask you questions. That said, there's ways around it, not all pawn shops are gonna be the same, and also depending on the stolen item it's not like the person will know the serial number, although for recently purchased expensive electronics they can figure it out.

>>36228432
Yeah lost the job but not over this incident. Prior attendance issues. I was at 11 Point out of 12 and a "no call no show" was worth 3 points. I obviously couldn't call in because I was in jail and got fired the following Monday (got arrested on Friday)

>>36228838


>what fantasy world do you live in where people take the time to do this?

"states such as Ohio pawn shops have to report their local law enforcement officials on a daily basis about the items that they taken either for loan or that they buy outright from their customers."

http://www.pawnnerd.com/how-do-pawn-shops-track-stolen-items/

don't run your fucking mouth about shit you don't fucking know

>>36228838
>being this fucking cocky while being dead fucking wrong
Kill your self

>>36228875
I forgot about the fines they give you with a criminal conviction. It gets pricey

>>36229086
i think my last case cost my 3k$ in lawyer fees (no trial, just full court press using an arizona v. gant defense), 400$ in court costs and $300 for bail.

worth every penny, though, to get a complete dismissal on violent crime charges. currently have no felony convictions so it doesn't impact my jobby job

>>36228994
>don't run your fucking mouth about shit you don't fucking know
Nigger, I know tons of cops and none of them have time to play daily fucking accountant when they're too busy being on patrol, keeping their notes in order, dealing with random calls, arrest, the subsequent reports and paperwork and then tesiftying in stupid dragged out court cases.

Also: source being "pawn nerd" not actual cops. KYS.

>>36219322
>Letting them live
Why don't you shoot them in the face and then you rob

>>36229389
so, check this out, retard. my best friend in college went into the PD after graduation and then worked like 3-4 years patrol before becoming a plain clothes narcotics detective for 8 years. he recently left the force and became an investigator for USAA, the insurance company in their arizona office

i know everything about procedure including narcotics cases and drug interdiction. i used to ride with him in seized vehicles while he was working cases. i've seen CI's get briefed in and seen how they wire up the shirt button camera and mic and how they select the CI identity that is used to identify them in court paperwork. i've seen him doing his morning inspections of packages at DHL, Fedex and UPS looking packages to flag and phone in a warrant to look inside. ask me anything about procedure like how a controlled delivery works or anything else you can't find on the internet

don't tell me how cops work. look up the pawn thing on your own. i'm right

>>36229516
>MUH BEST FRIEND
>SPECIFIC SPECIALIZATION
NARCOTICS detectives of course deal with pawn crimes retards. Regular cops dont. Also: "morning inspections at DHL AND Fedex"

Your friend is basically a customs bitch who had the SUPER interesting job of looking over fucking mail.

Fuck you're stupid.

>>36229574
how are you such a faggot? are you butthurt because you got rekt so hard?

when does customs search domestic mail?

when does customs serve no-knock warrants?

when does customs execute controlled buys?

salt lake even has pawn technicians as part of their property crimes unit:

"comprised of 12 detectives, two pawn technicians, and two sergeants"

http://www.slcpd.com/propertycrimesunit/

>>36229574

"The Fencing Unit monitors pawnshops and second-hand stores to locate stolen property and identify offenders who use these places to sell stolen property. The unit also regulates pawnshops and secondhand dealers by enforcing state and local laws to deter trafficking in stolen property."

san francisco

http://sanfranciscopolice.org/investigations-1-fencing

these are police websites

you can apologize at any time

>>36229574
Just give up m8, you're only making it worse

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>>36219322
You aren't about that life, OP. You're gonna get your ass shot or beat.

t. former retard

>>36230761
not him but i'm pretty tough tbqh
i can bench like 260-280
i think i'd be pretty cool if i decided to go the crime route, like a modern-day moriarty or those two british brothers

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>>36230804

500 for reps desu

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>>36225988
You are literally a nigger, the lowest of the low, worth less than the shit that falls from an earthworm's ass. Your irrational tendency toward violence and disregard for others is indicative of your nigger mentality. The "idgaf" and "shut up I'm not a pussy" shows how child like, underdeveloped brain is in constant need of validation by none other than fucking NEETs and autists on an Indian silk and spice trading forum. Start up a car in a garage, and just breathe in deeply, you'd only be doing a service to the rest of civilized society.

>>36227653
>reddit9k
>robots
Pick one.

>>36231106
>edgy anime poster
How unoriginal