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This midday I did my daily walk. I walked from my room to the local park, towards a forest nearby the town. While I was thinking of groundbreaking scientific theories I looked to see what is currently growing. I noticed a few plants I am fond of. Suddenly it came to me: this means that some of the weeds I've been sowing in wagies garden must be growing already. As I solved several mathematical problems in my mind, I quickly flaneured my way to wagies garden.
When I came there I was met with intense warmth. Stinging nettles, Japanese knotweed and ground elder had already completely infested his garden! Little did wagie know that I had also fertilized his garden with selfmade fertilizer.
I remember the words wagie told me last spring: how much he loved his garden, how much it meant to him and how it made him feel complete. He was devastated how his garden was getting wilder and wilder every year. Numerous weekends he would spend hours and hours combating the weeds, not to mention that he had a serious infestation of snails that seemingly seemed resistant to the pesticide he used (I wonder how that happened, I think I know...)
It wasn't just this wagie. Last weekend I saw numerous wagies sweating and swearing, working hard to keep their gardens the way they wanted. I cannot wait until they find out the trees I collected seeds from in the park, grew in pots and sold them for a low price, are very nasty trees. There is nothing more satisfying in doing your best to ensure wagies keep doing what they are naturally predisposed to: hard and unforgiving work. And some of the more nastier plants haven't even began to grow yet!
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>>36219190
Normally I'd disapprove of your chicanery, but I am a botany enthusiast myself
However, my interest piqued more at the snails you used. Are they a specific variety, did you also sell the pesticide or have you bred a resistance into them?
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>>36219190
now it is the time for me, a financially solvent and secure professional, to buy stock in hoes
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>>36219452
>Are they a specific variety, did you also sell the pesticide or have you bred a resistance into them?
Let's just say that the magican doesn't reveal all his tricks.
I could tell you where the fertilizer came from however... I made it myself!
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>>36219190
>weeds I've been sowing in wagies garden
>I had also fertilized his garden with selfmade fertilizer.
enjoyed this, thanks
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>>36219634
So you said, friend!
Are you in the Midwest perchance?
I'm mainly a mycology nerd working on building a lab
But I do work a job to finance that.
>does that make me a wagie?
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>>36219190
Thanks for posting these. Every time you do i post this to my local yik yak feed and piss off even more normies
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>>36220005
Yes. Don't talk to me.
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I told my wagecuck neighbor that stinging nettles are edible. What an idiot he was when he ate them raw instead of boiling them.
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>>36220005
I am from Europe. I suppose that does make you a wagie. Not to say that some wagies are okay and besides the life of a NEET is not for everyone.
Fungi are really nice. I lack knowledge on them but heard some interesting stories, such as them influencing weather with their spores and a boom of fungi after the K/T extinction. Not sure if the former is valid.
Anyway it is late. I took my herbal tea and am going to bed soon.
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>>36220419
You can actually eat them raw if you crumple them up first.
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