Be honest, do i have a chance to lose my virginity?

>>36213091
Nice to see you took the advice on getting a haircut OP. Yeah, you looking fine now boyyyy

>>36213091
you don t look like a pedo anymore now u look like a minecraft youtuber

You look fine. I'd say around 7/10. Try to get rid of the bags under your eyes and you would be 8/10.

>>36213091
Yeah, you have, just go into a club drunk bitches are easy to fuck and even if they aren't drunk you have a chance man.

>>36213163

what's the difference???

bromley calle

>>36213310
Wow thanks, i thought i was a lot uglier
>>36213328
Can i do this if i am alone? Should i offer to buy them a drink?

>>36213091
Ne

Orgasmiality

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>>36213331
true, my comment has no point

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>>36213091
You look fine to me, OP. You look really tired, maybe getting rid of that helps, but I am unsure.
I have seen objectively ugly people getting a decent looking gf.

Here is pic of me, I also ask me your question often, I can't wait to work out again when I am out of hospital.

>>36214174
You seem a little bit fat. Otherwise looks is definitely not a thing why you cant lost v-card.

>>36214230
I am a bit chubby, but am working on it, currently I got a hearth-muscle-infection so I am bound to a hospital bed, but as soon as I am out of hospital I'll keep improving.

>>36214292
>I am a bit chubby
What is your height and weight? Besides like i've said - you're fine and even above average in looks with appearance. If i'd really have to nitpick, i'd say that your eyes are very very tired and depressed aka thousand yard stare and i dont know about beard - it really makes you looks older.

>>36213091
At this point I don't even know if people are just pretending not to know who Stanley is and it's part of the joke to give him sincere advice and compliments.

>>36214382
>sincere advice
What advice would you give to him?

>>36213091
You look fine dude I'm

>>36214174
you look to good to be on this board go to /fit/ and don t come back

>>36214411
I would tell him to try to lose weight, he doesn't look really fat but his jawline is hidden now when it wasn't before.

>>36214339
I am at 183 cm with 94 kg(I know that's more than a bit), I work on it, started at 110 kg. I started working out and I can't wait to start again, have that infection in my hearth and my left shoulder is recovering from injury, so I have to take it easy for now. I am not sure about my eyes too, I don't know how to get rid of that thousand yard stare and usually I need glasses sadly. Beard will be gone as soon as I am at a better weight, I think it makes me look more trustworthy.

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Do I have a chance to lose my virginity in an original way?

>>36213091

Train your neck

>>36214519
no fuck off.
girls don't like boys who hate girls.

>>36214519
Jeez billy, I don't get how you can stay virgin, I think you are handsome. No gay of course

your jaw doesnt exist so grow out that beard.

you could easily be 7-8/10 with those gorgeous eyes

>>36214556
The female brain is greatly flawed.

>>36214462
It's really me this time i can prove it if i have to. Can you tell me if i need to lose weight and fat with cardio first or just skip that and start weight lifting? I don't know where to read up on diet and fitness, there is so much conflicting information
>>36214625
My beard is too patchy and looks awful

>>36214707
Timestamp Stan. Now.

>>36214687
You are not self-aware

>>36213091
Grow a beard, you have no chin or jaw, both of which will be fixed if you grow a beard, literally nothing wrong with your face otherwise beyond slight budge.
>1. Grow a beard
>2. Lose 10 pounds
>3. ????
>4. drownin in pussy/feminine penis's.

>>36213091
Get a suit, lose some weight, pretty eyes thoug.

>>36215658
He had a beard before and he looked like a great value Charlie Day

>>36214519
Dude in my country you'd be solid 8

>>36216289
>Get a suit

I am a nobody it would be ridiculous for me to wear a fucking suit

>>36216357
Kek, what do you do for a living?

>>36216383
I am a stay at home big mommys boy, i have collected a lot of gbp since i am almost 28

>>36216357
Please timestamp stanley

>>36216439
Can I get a close up of your eyes?, look pretty.

>>36216439

please tell me more, do you collect benefits?

>>36216445
>>36216462
Im eating dinner now and can't be arsed, i will later if the thread isnt btfo by then

>>36216489
Yes for clinical depression and autism

>>36216514

real or fake? is it easy to pass the tests? I have both as well but I'm just afraid they won't believe me (i do have prescription for depression but it's not diagnosed as 'clinical')

>>36216576
Real, doctors were sure i will kms but i refused to get admitted so i only go to therapy and take meds

>>36216624

how much do you get? very sorry for asking but you will really a robot out if you give me some more info

Every time I see a spoilered image I open it, hoping its not Stanley but for fucks sake here we are again. You smug cunt.

>>36216317
What country are you from?

Ufhgdhydg

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>>36213091
Be honest, why are you asking a bunch of other virgins, traps and teenage boys?

Yes if you're tall
>>36213091

>>36217035
I want some prime boipussi to pound
>>36217455
I am 5'7

not bad if you get a nicely trimmed goatie