how do you afford drinking every day?

Disability benefits from the government funded by US taxpayers.

>>36212385
Military bucks, desu

Alcohol is too expensive to be drunk every day where I live with my income, unless you drink moonshine

>>36212385
Water from the tap is pretty cheap. I assume that constitutes drinking no?

>>36212958
>water
why do you normies insist on tainting this board with your presence?

>>36213016
Because I can only afford water? :(

The way they did when the Jobs were good and the Houses were cheap and nobody was afraid to call a Jew a Jew and a Jap a Jap

You make it yourself.

Look up how to make Applejack, that shit is delicious and will get you piss your pants drunk within an hour.

>>36212385
by having a job you ducking idiot

>>36214223
>getting drunk every day and having a job

How long does that last, a month?

>>36212385
Im a bartender and usually have cash from tips on me. I try to keep my at home drinking to around $25 bucks max.

I took last weekend off and was shocked at how much extra cash I had.

Buying cheap plastic bottle liquor of course

TWO
BUCK
CHUCK

Two jobs and zero interest in buying anything other than alcohol and what little food I need to survive

I buy a 1l bottle of vodka every morning for 11.99

Plus some juice or fizzy drink to go with it

That's at least 500 a month, more than rent

I'm almost out of money so when it stops I will probably die

>>36212385
11.99 HANDLES OF PLASTIC BOTTLE VITALI VODKA. USUALLY LASTS 4 DAYS.

I refuse to drink alcohol because intoxication in any form is for fucking degenerates who can't accept themselves and they can't accept reality

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>tfw your parents find out about your borderline unhealthy drinking habits
>tfw they get rid of their alcohol because you were the only one drinking it
>tfw not 21
>tfw NEET
Time to an hero.

>>36216932

But you're also a virgin, so you know, swings and roundabouts...

>>36217277
I'm not a virgin but I'm gay so we'll call it a draw

>>36216835

Cut out the mixer to start with, that'll save you a few bucks.

>>36212385
I make good bucks and live alone. That's how.

I work for my money, and live at home, so can spend like $200 a week on getting fucked up.

>>36217287

You'll enjoy cruising more with a buzz on.

>>36212385
I make drinking a priority and spend less on food.

>>36212385
Eliminate other expenses like food, hygiene items, entertainment besides an internet connection and other sundries like that.
Drink only bum wine (MD 20/20; tbird), malt-liquor or the cheapest, highest proof liquor you can find (e.g. Barton's; Kentucky gentleman)

I work in a liquor store. Posting from my desk right now.

I want to die

>>36214496
i got drunk every day while getting paid in grad school. it worked desu. im still in grad school and do painkillers daily instead and still get paid. it is a decent life.

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NEETbux my man, even though I don't drink every day.

>>36217304
this desu, straight vodka ain't even bad, if it isn't some american garbage

Snatch and grabs at out of the way gas stations

I'm scum I know

>>36218068
>Eliminate other expenses like food
You don't need food when your binging or atleast you don't feel hungry
>hygiene items
>taking a shower ever
It's like clockwork. Also I recommend the cheapest of vodkas you can find.

>>36212385
Popov vodka, $11 per half gallon at my local store

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yeaa boi

I used to have this image from /b/ from around 2009 calculating the most efficient way to get drunk and concluding it was boxed wine.

Keep that in mind, boys

>>36212385
Unemployment, living, subsistence benefits. I also brew my own mead, wine and beer and just buy spirits every now and then.
I live in a coddler-socialist welfare state, feels good.