reddit-words

>>36212217
I don't know any "reddit" words but bump for interest

Any way to spot a plebbit fag helps

>got laid
>awesome

>>36212217
>problematic
>white knight

>sororirty
>glad
>cute

>>36212217

>my wife
>edit #35

>>36212267
>awesome
This fucking word needs to be raped

>gilded
>underrated
>based
>kys
>kek
>toxic

>lady
>sir
>"this made my day!"

ITT literal undeniable autism

>>36212376
I thought kek and based were inherently 4chan?

>>36212376
Toxic came from tumblr originally

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>>36212279
>>36212376

>white knight
>based
>kys
>kek

are these the shills I hear so much about?

>>36212217
>Hold my beer
>toxic
>Aw yisss

>TL;DR
orig

>>36212535
>shills
Another reddit word. Please go back

>>36212217
>ironic
>unironic
>cringe
>edge
>salty

>>36212644
Salt is nigger speak, didn't come from reddit

>>36212671
It didn't originate from reddit but they still use it.

>>36212217
>SO
Holy shit I fucking hate this. Just say bf or gf, SO is so retarded

>normie
>fembot
>cyborg
>failed-normie

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>>36212763

SO really is the fucking worst, makes me want to strangle a baby

>rad
>cute

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>manly tears were shed
>you bet your ass
>as fuck
>the wife
>senpai
>bruh
>damn son
>This. So much this.
>and yes I have a beard
>edgy
>fedora
>wow sexist much?
>umm... lol?
>Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
>To the top with you!
>Take your upboat and leave.
>shut up and take my money
>I need this [generic up coming Marvel movie] in my life right now

>>36213152
>senpai
I meant f a m but I guess that probably works too now

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Why do redditors always talk in a question and answer format like this

>>36212217
>genuinely
I'll take "genuinely" over the phrase "unironically" any day.

>>36212376
Don't forget "cringe"

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>>36213210

holy fucking shit

please tell me this is parody

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>>36213210
>>36213256
>I WILL destroy you. Then burn your life down around you and laugh as the light leaves your eyes
Holy shit what a fucking badass

>>36213256
NO. It is true. All of it.

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>>36212217
"A thing". I fucking hate the way this phrase used
>Why is this a thing?
>I want this to be a thing!
>That isn't a thing
>So is this a thing now?
Everyone who speaks this way, kill your selves.

>>36213152
Quality kot posting

>>36212217
that's a reddit picture, OP

>>36212305
I really wonder how much of those "my wife made this for me", "coming home to this" and "look my gfs gamesave" threads are fake.

I sometimes also suspect animal abuse on /r/aww and the like.

Yes I sometimes browse leddit, but most of the time I really end up regretting it. Still some good porn subreddits out there.

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Everyone ITT back to your normalfaggot containment website.

>>36212432
they used to be

>>36213210
Will never get m'ladies like this manly man does
>tfw no beard to cover up weak chin
kek senpai literally desu famalam

>>36213408
>"look my gfs gamesave"
I cannot speak for all women, and I have no gf, but I was fucking shocked when I looked at how many hours my sister put in on some steam games. I think I'm pretty hardcore when I put more than 300 hours in something but she was well double that in stuff like Terraria and Don't Starve.

Well, all this is to say, you'd be surprised, that's all.

>>36213473

What's your sister's steam name? I have Don't Starve Together.

>>36213510
I wish I could help you out brother but she's engaged and a redditor. Please find another.

>>36213541
You're a cool guy. Don't get on reddit tomorrow.

>>36212586
>>Hold my beer

This one pisses me off so much.

Another is "to be fair". That phrase has to be in at least 25% of all reddit comments

>>36213210
>not the kid, you sick fuck

Uh he was the one that thought of that and decided to post it but ok.

>I CAN'T EVEN
And shit like that

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>>36213718
>Uh
>but ok.
more reddit phrases, thanks for contribooting

>>36213796
>contribooting
>le quirky randum spelling

hello, reddit

>>36213814
Here's some more spelling lessons for you:
lurk moar

>>36213857
spelling like that as well as using the phrase "lurk moar" just shows youre an underaged /b/ child who learned of this site from an epic post on 9gag a few months ago. but at least youre not a redditor. :^)

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>>36213857
fucking tomahawk rekt!

ITT: reddit migrants

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>>36213857
>lurk moar
I fucking hate teenagers

>>36213336
I agree but only because my feminazi redditor gf who cheated on me used to say it often.

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>>36213857
>lurk moar

get out redditor

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>I just...
>I have no words for this
>I don't even
>I feel like
>get out and vote
>feel the Bern
>if you don't vote you have no right to complain
>I'm spiritual
>edgy atheist
>fedora
>I like to have an open mind
>there are some things that science can't explain
>hell yeah
>are we really doing this
>is this a thing

>>36214051
>>I'm spiritual
>>edgy atheist
>>fedora
>>I like to have an open mind
>>there are some things that science can't explain
Assblasted af desu

>>36214085
>af
>as fuck
I forgot that one. Thanks faggot

>>36214048
lurk moar fig XDDDXDXDXXXXXDDDDD

>>36213152
>umm... lol?

>Dont upvote

ITT

Fagots that browsed r/all for the day and now coming to 4chan to bitch about what they've seen on Reddit in the past 24 hours.

Wash.
Rinse.
Repeat.

>echochamber
And echochamber

Everything is reddit and reddit is everything
There is no escape:
the more you try to fight it the more reddit you become
There is only reddit and reddit is that which only is
Remember this and just let go
Let go
Let go and become reddit

>>36212897
>>36212763

SO makes me rage internally. I don't really understand why they feel the need to be ambiguous about whether they have a bf/gf/wife/husband. makes no sense.

>dayum
>dat
>

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>>36214416
Take my 4Chan gold kind stranger

When /pol/ and /mlp/ merged and all the redditors left for a day did anyone notice how nobody posted "cuck" or pepe?

For one day 4chan felt normal again

>>36215394
Posting "cuck" should get you banned if it's not on /pol/ since the entire board loves watching women get BLACKED

Literally 40% of reddit posts are contained in this:

Part 1

>To be fair, I did Nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'Merican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. Yes. I get this reference. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You must be a hit at parties. I like you. Doctors hate you! Instructions unclear. Dick caught in you magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this.

>>36215899

Part 2

>No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. As a black man and as a gay man and as a woman, black people suck, gay people are gross and women are bitches. You must be new to Reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once, and it's almost as if Reddit is composed of millions of individuals with different opinions and outlooks. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a bundle of sticks, 2/10, would not bang, not with that attitude. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! I really sympathize with pedophiles, but that has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. OP will surely deliver, unless he's a cop, in which case he'll just shoot your dog.

>>36215914
SO I actually just read this desu. And it was accurate af.

>>36213210
Holy fuck that's so autistic and cringe. Add obligatory to the list of reddit words too

>>36212378
this is more 9gag-ish

>>36212897
>>36215137
it's so autistic faggots like you can't say "if you're a girl then post tits lmao"

likewise you can't be passive aggressive when the answer is "bf". Really it's an anti-cookiecutter circlejerk reply precaution

>>36215899
i vomited while reading this post

>>36213152
you have to go back

wrkvknvjerkbe

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>ctrl+f savage
>0 results
wew

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>>36216191
Do you mean wew or do you mean zimbabwe

>Big if true
>starting a post with Wow. for "impact" to strengthen your statement

>lit
>woke
>bruh
>senpai
>thic
>Kys
>xyz
Kids piss me off, and most of them come from reddit.

>>36216755
I forgot the worst one:
>truuuuuuu

>>36216755
You just typed all the cancerous terms of today's generation

>tfw reddit has taken over
can we even do anything about it at this point?

>>36214051
>i like to have an open mind
REEEEEEEEEEEE i fucking hate that word

>>36216755
No one on Reddit even uses those words. You're a fucking idiot lol kys.

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>>36215899
>>36215914
thoroughly amused by this copy pasta. very well done

oldfag from 2005 here. reddit sucks and 4chan is becoming full of them.

I'm going back to Something Awful where it all started. Lowtax is kinda a cuck but at least goons are intelligent.

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>>36215899
>>36215914
All that condensed internet cancer just made me ill.

>>36212279
jews are problematic

>>36212217
>thus
>kudos

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>>36218389
>4chan is becoming full of them.
open your eyes anon
we ARE them now
they fucking outnumber us

>>36212217
>Reddit-words
the only way you can know what a reddit word is, is by going on reddit.

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This must be one of those threads that's almost entirely comprised of the underageb& posters that make up 1/3rd of the population here nowadays.

>>36219161
But maybe it helps some, knowing those words are connected to reddit and then ignore the poster who uses them.

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>>36219337
>those words are connected to reddit

This is exactly why I think you're all underageb& retards.

>>36219481
What are you on about? When people use words which are popular on reddit then it means you frequently visit the site or sympathize with its people. This will quickly show you what kind of person you are actually talking to. I dont even know many of the words in this thread and dont understand why you call people underages.

>echo chamber
>circlejerk
>SO
>cuck
>me
>I
>my
>mine

>>36213210
>yeah I got laid
good job convincing your single mother whore gf to have sex with you