Have you ever been to a strip club?

Yes. It's a waste of time, I very much prefer going to brothels.

>>36209931
Yes. If you ever go to one order the food. Most strip clubs make super good bar food because it is what keeps the clients around when it is C grade strippers on stage.

>>36209931
ye didn't like it tho just felt heaps pressured to spend alot of money on a whore that won't even fuck me and just generally felt very awkward.

>>36209962
What this guy said, I haven't been to one myself but this seems better value for money

>>36209931
Yeah, it was ok because I hadn't had sex yet. Went a couple of times and spent probably $200+, wouldn't go to one again though, unless my friends really wanted to go. They're just a waste

>>36209931
Yeah. It was uncomfortable because some trailer trash meth head tried forcing a dance on me, and then made a scene when i declined.

I was 18 at the time, so I couldn't even drink my discomfort away.

>>36209931
Yeah. Love the atmosphere and the low lights. The sexy immigrant women strutting around looking to give you dances is great too. Plus the DJs always play good music.

>>36209931
it's like jacking it to lingerie catalogues when hardcore porn is available

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>>36209931
Yes.

I was addicted to them for about 5 years. Even thinking about it makes me want to go. I don't mean the upscale ones with mainly 10/10 white girls, no, fuck those. I'm talking about run down, hole in the wall ones, where nothing but minority, single mothers, and whores dance.

See at the upscale ones, at least here in texas, the whores wear pasties on their nipples, and charge $100 or more for 5 minute private dances. Not to mentionot you're charged like $50 entrance fee. Worst of all the whores won't won't grab your dick or anything.

Now at the hole in wall strip clubs. It's literally the opposite of all of that. The whores have their tits exposed, $100 will get you like 30 minutes of private dances, and entrance fee is like $5. Best of all, most these whores offer you head or pussy. The first time I ever went to a strip club, this Latina girl sat in my lap. After we awkwardly chit chatted for 5 minutes, she stright up asks "wanna go to the private dance area and do it?" I asked "h-how much?" She said $200. I agreed, and she rode dick in the back for all of 10 seconds before I filled that condom up with cum in her pussy.
Ever since then, I went back to that strip club, and others like it at least 4 or 5 times a week for head and pussy. I used that Latina girl multiple times a week for those 5 years tho. Sometimes she'd be there sometimes she wouldnt. When she wasnt, id get pussy or a blow job from another whore. Eventually I got her phone number, and wed make arrangements at motels. Even though I'd fuck other strippers, I felt like I was in love with her. I paid her rent a few times too. Obviously for the trade of pussy for a whole night. One day she just disappeared tho. Her phone was disconnected, ect. I miss her to be honest. I stopped after that. It's gross, because I knew I wasn't her only "client", but I constantly fantasized about our life together.

I'm bumming myself out now.

Just an fyi. Nigresses suck dick the best. Hands down

>>36210405

a-any good recommendations for stripclubs in downtown Dallas? ...for a friend

>>36209931
Yeah lost my virginity in one.
>On stage

Brothels are legal here, so no. If I only wanted to watch pussy, internet will let me do that where I am comfy.

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my friends wanted to go to one once and i went home. this happened a few times. then my grandpa took me to one once lmfao. he did it just to fuck with me. it was his old bar he used to own and it is a nasty strip joint now. i did not have a good time. one of the chicks was trying to touch me and i said not to and she looked offended lol. super trashy women make me uncomfortable. i have a gf now and i have even less desire to go to one. paid sexual and erotic acts are just so fucked and soulless. my libido is shit anyways and i barely care about sex.

Copy-pasted from last night:
>Go to strip club with bros, inc one of their FWBs
>She's a married mother of 2, qt face and slender but horrible flapjack tits
>Going to get a lapdance and she says she'll give me a better one for the same price as one of the girls
>Get a lapdance and BJ from her in the field outside the strip club
>Go to friend's apartment
>Balls empty so brain takes over, feel dirty and just want to go home but don't want to be a party pooper so I get drunk and watch what's going on
>She goes into full BDSM mode and keeps twisting our nipples and demanding to be spanked
>Watch neckbeard friend attempting to fist her while she's on the phone with her kid
>Two other friends take her into bedroom for threesome
>She slaps one bro and scratches up his back so bad he loses his boner
>Other friend raw dogs her even though she's obviously slutty/troubled
>STD tests all around

>>36211165

A less interesting strip club story
>We're on vacation in kind of a touristy area
>Friend's GF wants to try going to a strip club so we go into the nearby countryside to find one that he's heard of somewhere
>It's made from two double-wide trailers pushed together
>One of the strippers is obviously pregnant, other clients are Mexican cooks from the resorts and rough biker types
>Strippers have no idea what they're doing and they're only allowed to be on stage for one song so they're just kind of awkwardly shuffling around quickly
>Others seem to lavish attention on regulars and don't even get through half of pervert's row
>Stage lighting includes blacklights - why oh why
>Bartender is tweaking out

>>36209931
Yes, it was probably the dumbest thing/one of the worst experiences of my life, and I didn't even particularly have a bad time.

It's like going to a car dealership knowing you will never buy or drive the car, but you're going there with the intent to throw money at the salesman so you can sit in the seat and touch the steering wheel for a little while.

But you'll never drive it.
And you'll never own it.
And you're gonna drop a lot of money to sit there and feel the steering wheel.

Appearantly in Canada the if you get private dancers you're expected to finger the dancers and what not, which would honestly make the experience a lot better being able to shit it from money to raw pleasure, but I hear those girls more infected than the rats who carried the bubonic plague.

>Two strippers offer a double lapdance at a discount
>Bouncer collecting money outside of private area says there's no discount
>So beta that I pay full price, rewarding them for hustling me.
>They crawl over me awkwardly for a about 90 seconds
>Get jabbed with stiletto heals


Pro-tip: Pic the average looking stripper every time. They'll throw in freebies, go longer, and generally act more pleasant to make up for being less pretty. I had one who went for 5 minutes and we had a good conversation about how she grew up on a farm and how she decided she wanted to take it over from her parents after all after years of rebelling against the idea.

>>36209982
will try this next time

I spent alot of time at strip clubs when I was in the service. I actually made a stripper friend who would bring me food to work occasionally.

Heck no, and I never would. That's someone's daughter up there.

never been to a strip club but i was sort of friends with a stripper a few years ago. complete wreck of a person, drug addict and ruined some guys marriage.

No. It seems like a waste of time and money to me. It's easier to just use the internet.

Never been to a strip club but I have been to a live sex show

Normie friend once made me go with him to one. Without actually fucking the girls, I just don't see the point. Oh wow you got to put money into a girl's panties, big deal, I got drunk and started dancing myself, that's what I did. Also those places are way overpriced

>>36210939

Go to Mexico, the strippers all escort.

I'd feel too out of place.
I also look underage even though I'm 24.