>like girl >do nothing

>>36205855
>like a girl
>shes your boss, shes married and with a baby and 10+ years than you
>do nothing

>like girl
>do everything in my power to make her miserable
>lie to myaelf that i dont like her

>Girl likes you
>Girl goes out of her way to talk to you on regular basis
>She has anxiety disorder
>Ignore her
>Reject her to the point that she loses confidence and dates a loser who beats her.

I think I just do it to fuck with myself at times.

>>36205855
I don't know what's worse.
I've liked a girl and went way way out of my way for her and did my absolute best.

She got a bf and said we should be friends.

It fucking hurts man.

>like girl
>know she had bf at one point and idfk what the deal is rn
>we share a lot of cool interests
>feel like she could be leading me on
>stutter every time i try to say hello to her
>do nothing

>like female coworker
>left for another job last semester but still comes back 3-4 times a week to chat
>comes by one day
>looks prettier than ever
>stand awkwardly by the counter while everyone chats
>me: wow, you look so tired
>grill: yeah....i'm sick and not wearing any makeup lol
>me: you look so different
>grill: distraught look on her face, looks down says nothing
>actually meant to say she looked really pretty but too afraid to speak my heart
>hasn't come back in a month
>talking to boss the other day
>boss: you know anon there was a girl here last semester who liked you
>suddenly realize it was her
>suddenly realized i fucked up again

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>only like older women
>do nothing


What can I possibly do?

>>36206147
Seems unlikely.
She would have asked you what you meant and why would your boss tell you that?

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>like girl
>End up friends with her another girl
>So paranoid you dissociate while with them
>Friends for years
>Develop alter ego that is a mute
>Fucks my shit up

>like girl
>imagine life together
>do nothing
Oregano

>>36205855
>Like girl
>Sit next to her
>Constantly on phone in class
>When she does interact she's funny and weirdly dark
>My type (dark short hair, bitchy attitude, pale skin)
>Do nothing while I sit right next to her fantasizing.

>like girl
>has bf
>still see her doing weird shit around me like playing with her hair
>group photos that are taken while we are unaware has her looking at me
>do nothing because feel bad for her bf
>even then if I cuck the bf, I may end up cucked next

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>>36206703
>Develop alter ego that is a mute
We've all been there anon.

>>36206147
This is why society is bullshit. If she liked you so much that she kept coming back she should have said something, but society has drilled into our brains that its the guy that HAS to make the first move, feelings be damned. Due to this you are both left miserable instead of engaging in something that would have made you both happy.

Well, I say you are both left miserable but it's really only you. Let's be honest here, sure she liked you and I'm sure she would have enjoyed dating you, but since she is a female she will have 100 people bashing down her doors to date her while you are left out in the cold.

Fuck this world

>>36205855
>like girl in third grade
>do nothing
>like the same girl, first year of highschool
>do something but she didn't like me back
>the same girl likes me in my second year of highschool but I do nothing because I'm an autist
>fast forward a year, she gets with a guy who later becames my friend
>I start talking to this girl to make her dump him
>she does
>I still do nothing about her
>fast forward five years
>she's in a three year relationship with some guy
>I started talking to her on Saturday to make them break up
>tfw it's kind of working but she's doubting a little

>>36206779
Trying to turn him into a tulpas, any robots with experience?

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>>36206793
forgot pic
she's almost sure about it but I won't ask her when is she going to dump him exactly

>>36206789

I don't blame her or society.
I understand and accept that women need men to make the first move. It's important to them to show that kind of initiative and confidence. I realize that women are different than men and have different needs, and I don't expect women to be men.

>>36206759
I've been in this exact same position but I actually took some initiative. We ended up getting along fairly well and did group work together, but she already had a boyfriend (hence looking at her phone frequently).

>like girl
>she actually approaches me!!
>have 6 of the happiest months of my life
>she randomly gets super distant and constantly comes up with excuses as to why she can't go out
>find out she is now dating the guy who I went through hell with my boss to get promoted

FUCKING WHY!!! Why the fuck would you invite me into your life just to fucking do that to me!! She didn't even tell me its not working out or she is breaking up with me. SHE JUST FUCKING STARTED IGNORING ME!!

Also, fuck that guy, I jumped through so many hoops to get him promoted and he fucking knew I was dating her. I hope he gets hit by a truck.

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I still like a girl I met in second grade... 23 years later and I'm still in love with her.

>>36206759
What do you talk about with her though?

>be me, 5'8 115 lb depressed skelly stoner
>like girl coworker
>she has boyfriend
>whenever boyfriend was ignoring her she would warm up to me
>sometimes things would get pretty weird but I always respected her boundarys
>3 years later
>started getting fit enough for her to notice my gains, now am 135
>quit weed
>get government job
>boyfriend leaves her for some other roastie
>she openly admits she wanted to rebound fuck me
>didn't take the bait
>waited a while till she started getting back to normal
>both go out of each other's ways to see each other
>sexual tension ridiculously high between us now

Probably gonna start dating her soon, this is what happens when you rise above your robotness and accept that good things can happen if you improve yourself

>>36206822
Cuckzilla over here boys

>>36206860
Do you actually still see her or talk to her or is it just a fantasy thing.

If you don't see her anymore you should realize that she is probably a dirty whore meth head now right?

>see beautiful girl
>want to be their friend but feel nothing else
I'm not sure if this is a good thing. even if it isn't at least I'm not suffering every time I see a beautiful girl

>>36206877

>understanding gender roles = being a cuck

Don't worry I'm sure if you fantasize hard enough mommy will come make the first move for you

>>36206920
>gender roles
no

>like girl
>she's 17-18
>you'll be 27 later this year
>body isn't all that healthy these days
>still look that young myself despite the health issues going down the drain quick

I just feel weird about liking someone that young, I've tried avoiding, but fuck. I don't want to try and pursue it, but my brain is like "Do it, you'll both benefit", then I remember that I'll basically be a crappy old man well before she ever goes downhill.

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>>36205855
>like girl
>do this

>>36206900
she died 20 years ago

>>36206920
>makes joke about mommy making the first move
>if mommy made the first move for you, you would actually be happy now

how does it feel cuck? How are them gender roles working out for you now cucksquatch?

Your argument is bullshit anyway. The sexual revolution was a movement that gave women all kinds of social freedoms and supposedly freed them from their social shackles........except for the one that might cause them to feel the weight of rejection....pretty convenient don't you think?

Besides, if we were to get super traditional about dating roles and traditions, we would all be happy right now due to arranged marriages.

So, in short, fuck you

>>36206929

>gender roles are a social construct

And I'm the cuck?
kek

>>36206947
that greentext makes no fucking sense to me at all and is why I hate women

>>36206845
See now I'd do that but unfortunately our class work solely consists of essays. We basically only do homework individually.

>>36206863
Nothing but she responds in class and makes comments about things and I do the same. That's about the level of "talking we have".
Already halfway done and haven't made a single move

>>36205961
on the same boat with 2 girls
have never had a gf
do not know what is wrong with me

>>36207020
Any topics you plan to bring up to talk about?

>like a girl
>girl likes me back
>talk to her on twitter
>"ummm i dont remember you anon? How do you look like?"
>talk to her again after a month even tho she said she doesnt know me
>doesnt reply. Unfollow her
>still see her @ college and she looks at me for 4.6 sec
>do nothing
>never will be doing anything

It's actually the first time i tried to "do something" and look how it ended

>>36207041
Nah man. I'm far too socially anxious, plus she probably thinks I'm weird.

>>36207068
Well, there's no harm in trying, you don't have to be same person. Even if you fail, just try again and further your relationship.

>be at work
>have a deadset rule against getting involved with any flirting or any of that shit at work after narrowly dodging a sexual harassment charge
>girl at work starts flirting with me
>completely ignore her, ain't playing your game lying whore
>she starts talking to me less and less
>stops smiling when she sees me
>now we work in total silence
I feel bad about it but then I remember, fool me once nigger

>>36207090
You're not wrong, but I honestly don't even know how to try to do so.

>>36207095
Maybe talking about interests. Would that work?

>>36207110
See now I think I'm a good conversationalist but only when I'm comfortable. I can't make small talk at all when I'm treading into unknown territory.

>>36207091
good for you dude. you've done the right thing

>>36206915
I was thirteen once too anon, you'll grow into misery once puberty's finished.

>>36207067
>trying to "do something" through social media
That doesn't count.
And when you saw her at college, did you do anything other than look at her for 4.6 seconds? What made you think this girl even likes you in the first place?

>>36207091
>dodged a sexual harassment charge
so, did you do it or did she frame you?

>>36205961
wow iktf originally

>>36207134
Just got to get to that comfortable point. Never let the conversation get quiet. Always bring up a new point. Maybe just asking how the day is and then making a joke about what if it were night time.

>>36206759
Actually had a girl like that in a class last semester (short with faded bleach pixie cut) cute as fuck. Couldn't work up the nerve to talk to her and felt so bad after I had dreams about her for 1-2 weeks after followed by a state of depression.

>>36205855
i don't get it. is it because you're black?

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>>36207171
Man I'm nervous even picturing that situation.

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>>36205855
>liked several girls in the past years
>some even showed interest
>paranoid and friendless so I slowly lose interest
>at this point I'm not even trying to approach a girl
>still fall in love sometimes
>"I don't need a gf or friends to be happy " I tell myself
>it still hurts.

>>36206723
welcome to the fucken club

>>36207195
Yeah I'm currently in that depressed state. It sucks because I'm right fucking there but I can't do anything about it. I won't let myself.

>>36207218
It'll be hard at first, but maybe it'll get better as you realize it wasn't as hard as it seemed. Experience is always good. As far as they are aware, you could be talking about anything, so they're unprepared too.

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>>36207159
I was framed. I was getting friendly with a customer and her friends, just chatting like any old good customer service, she asked if she could get a discount or any of that shit and I was like lolno, they kept trying and I told them to leave, a few hours later the boss comes running up like we just got a call that you approached and were macking on some underage girls and got all touchy feely and now you are being reported what the fuck man. I was sweating bullets but the two spic workers in the back who I talked about vidya with, who were stacking shelves and the girls couldn't see, backed me up and said it was all total bullshit and in the end nothing happened.

That was with a customer rather then a co-worker but I wasn't exactly trusting of women before then so fuck it all man

>>36207250
That's some scary shit.

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>Be fatty years ago
>Like a girl
>She doesn't like you back
>Makes fun of you for being fat
>Get in shape
>She now likes you a lot
>tfw she's gotten really fat

>>36207271
It's like they say, you don't take the stories seriously until it happens to you

At least I got out of it, some people get sent to jail and put on the list for that kind of shit

>>36207238
This is good advice, but I don't think I'm gonna take it. I just have too many hangups about myself unfortunately.

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>>36207153
b-but im 19

>like girl
>she is extremely flirty
>Could this be the one?
>actually ask her out
>"I'm seeing someone hehe"
>turns out she's flirty with everyone

That's right. Just because a girl is flirting with you doesn't mean she likes you but you have to risk everything to go after them anyway even though I'm still be ridiculed by myself and others for doing what I'm supposed to.

>>36206432
kys

older women are disgusting

>>36207340
ignore him. You don't have to think of sex every time to be mature. Not everyone is like that.

>>36206432
literally go to any older people club. Don't look like a chump and it should be pretty easy for you

>>36207325
Maybe if you share your hangups, they'll understand and be able to help you out. Just a though. Knowledge is always nice, if we acted on everything, we would have no time left.

>>36206860
why don't you just find a different second grader to replace her as the object of your affections?

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>>36207345
Every time a girl shows me a potential sign of interest this ends up being the result. I even check to see if that's how they act around other guys, or if they have boyfriends, but inevitably I make a move and get rejected even if they're alone.

>>36206915
It's not possible one of you(or both) will end up attracted unless you are close relatives

>>36207387
I hate how right you are and how much I hate myself for not being able to take the advice.

>>36207340
Guess you're just lucky then, enjoy your gift.

>>36207413
>implying you can't be attracted to close relatives

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>>36205855

>Like girl
>She show interest
>Do nothing
>She loses interest

JUST

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>like girl who works in another part of a store I work at
>wears a primus jacket around all the time
>coworkers all tell me she doesnt really talk to anyone
>build up massive fantasy about her
>see her in breakroom drawing or reading by herself whenever I go to clockout
>stand around the room like an autist trying to get over anxeity
>turned around talking to myself I hear "are you ok anon?"
>dont look and run away
>next time I see her she's looking at her schedule
>walk quickly past her but really want to talk to her
>burst out "do you know butthole surfers"
>she giggles and nods and walks over to me
>we talk for a while about music and life
>ask for her number to hang out sometime
>week goes by and we go to hang out at this art thing in a nearby town
>talk for hours about our lives and music and vidya
>go to see a movie with her a week later, talk with her for a long time afterwards
>tells me her instagram somewhere in the middle of conversation
>browse through her pictures at home
>she has a girlfriend
>never mentioned once despite telling me about literally everything else in her life
>havent talked to her in weeks and she doesnt seem to give a shit
God I hate myself

>>36207414
Well, that makes sense since it goes against your normal routine. It's alright, regret is a common thing, but as long as you strive for a change, you may not have to regret it later on. You can decide when you're ready though, there's no rush for these types of things.

You guys who do nothing when you like a girl are such a waste...
you gotta go as far as either making her your gf or her getting a restraining order. As long as you still have interest, keep pushing it. She may love or hate you, but she will know who you are

>>36207153
>What made you think this girl even likes you in the first place?

We went to the same class last semester(that class was once a week). Caught her looking at me many times.

When the semester ended i "found" her twitter but she says she doesnt know which one i am

>>36207448
You can never said that, it's less likely to happen tho, but i don't know I have no sisters

>be lonely
>find a gf
>find out 2 other girls had a crush on u

>>36207510
DM was like:
>im anon
>"ummm i remember you. Show me ur face"
>i-i havent taken any pic since HS lol
>"holy shit"
>yeah nvm lol
>"ok"

Fucked it up from the beginning

>>36207543
I DONT remember you******* sry

>>36207536
Same. Too bad those 2 girls are unattractive.

>>36207499
damn it... I'll take your words to heart though. Maybe I will build the courage, maybe I wont...

>>36205955
This approach has worked for me so far

>>36207250
that's messed up. people who do that kind of shit need to face serious punishment

>>36205855
>do girl
>like nothing

having antisocial disorder is a fucking curse

>>36207606
Yup this is basically what's stopping me from making a move and it slowly kills me inside.

>>36206147
LOL YOU FUCKED UP BY TELLING HER HOW DIFFERENT SHE LOOKED WITHOUT MAKEUP MAKING HER EVEN MORE INSECURE.
Don't understand how people can be so autistic on this site
>likes girl
"you ah uh look ....TIRED"

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>like girl
>girl likes me
>never speak

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>dislike girl
>marry her
>hate myself and her all of my life

>>36206947
Why do women act like this? Fuck those bitches

>>36207494
another reason to hate them

>>36206947
hahaha wow. now im convinced my oneitis probably has been knocked up now

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Like girl
she makes first move
>qt asian girl following me around school
>asks me out for coffee one day
>go to coffeeshop
>she's boring as fuck
>obviously nervous
>end up running into her friend
>they gossip for the next hour
>wait till her mom comes then I walk home

she avoided me and ignored all my txts for months, till we met up in a classroom one day and she was getting all close to me, acting nervous as fuck again like she wanted me to do something. I have no idea

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>like girl
>she likes me
>we get together
>it was all a dream

>>36207674
Fuck of you pissing normalfag.
t. Autist

>like girl
>she likes me
>her bf is a good friend of mine
>stop looking for her

bros before hoes, a-amrite?

>>36205855
>like girl
>girl likes me
>do nothing
>dwell on it for 12 years and don't feel attracted to other girls in the meantime
>die a shut-in virgin because I never took that first character forming step in my early teens

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>>36205855
DELET THIS, I'LL DO IT FUCKING TODAY I PROMISE YOU FUCK YOU

>>36206929
>>>/t/umblr (in a very original way)

>>36207067
>messaged a girl on fucking twitter instead of talking to her in person
>tried to "do something"
You did literally nothing, anon. And counting seconds so specifically for relatively normal happenings leads me to suspect autism is at play here, as well

>like girl
>do nothing
>intimidate
>kill self

>Be 6'2" scarfaced black robot who has been lifting
>Drive to the ghetto to get some beef jerky and Sobe
>Some old suburban white lady is lost and asks for directions
>gets out to hug me when I give them to her

I swear California is bizarro world compared to the South.

>"like" girl on my job
>sit next her
>every eye contact i freeze
>my contract end in a fews mounts
I don't know how to deal, guys.

>>36208806
>gets out to hug me when I give them to her

Shit it's bizarro world compared to the North. Granny tryin to catch these hands rolling up on a nigga in the hood.

>>36207382
How do I pick up older women? They scare me a lot.

>>36205855
>show interest in girl
>she doesn't show anything back
the search continues...

Ive been infatuated for about two years for a girl I've talked to once
Kill me

>like girl
>she has a boyfriend
>don't fight him to prove your worth

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>>36205855
50% this

>>36205955
and 50% this

who #winning here

>>36206859
desu she was probably using you to get him promoted

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>girl likes me
>girl approaches me
>girl blatantly makes sure I know she likes me
>girl gets closer and closer
>girl talks loudly about me so I hear
>I still do nothing

>>36205855
>implying a black man wouldn't just rape her

>>36207404
>being friendly = attracted to you
fuck this brain

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>like girl
>overanalyze every interaction with her
>think of ways her actions may signify an interest in me
>don't know if i'm just making shit up to make myself feel good or if i might actually be missing signs she likes me

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>girl likes me
>girl gives me lots of hugs
>girl talks to me as soon as I log in
>girl invites herself over to my house after school
>girl goes on my computer
>girl goes through all my personal files and private posts
>girl lies on my bed
>girl sucks on my fingers
>girl gives me a back massage
>girl literally tells me to fuck her in those exact words
>do nothing

>>36205855
>like girl
>it's best friend's older sister
>told her I liked her about a decade ago when I was 13 and got turned down obviously
>past few years she's tried initiating the sexual a few times and been too beta to follow through with it
>would feel guilty about leaving nothing but the nuts hanging out in best friend's sister anyway

>>36205855
>Be girl
>Like boy
>do nothing

How do I mate when females refuse to take charge?

>>36211243
None of this happened. Prooforogonal

>>36211345

It's literally ingrained in human biology for men to make the first move. Women are not at fault because you're not mature enough to approach them.

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>>36211418
They could respond, give feedback, acknowledge our existence, or EVEN JUST FUCKING LOOK AT ME AAAHHHHHH

>>36211418
>Be male and make first move
>Literally raping her for assuming she had interest in you

>Be female and make first move
>Guy assumes you are lying and doing it as a joke with your friends

There is no winning.

>>36211354
I shit you not, it actually did

Well, to be honest, not all of it happened on the same day. But in the same two months. Also I invited her a few times desu but she invited herself over more

In each and every single case I did nothing

>>36207250
Having to deal with people is the worst job imaginable. I work as service personal to combat my autistic tendencies. 70% of people are downright mean and bad people, in my experience. I have lost all anxiety when it comes to people because i am now sure that people do indeed suck.

>like weeb girl
>start watching anime to impress her
>she seems to like you
>spend evenings texting
>overthink everything
>fuck up royally
>after some time she finds you annoying
>to this day watch anime like a true manchild you are
Honestly, why shouldn't I end it?

>like girl
>she likes me too
>do nothing
>eight months later she finally accepts that i don't like her back and starts dating brad

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>>36205855

>like girl
>hook up with her
>ask her on date
>get yes

Currently at this stage what do?
Afraid of sperging out.

>like girl
>stuck my tongue inside her asshole
>she broke up with me shortly thereafter for unrelated reasons

>>36206812
>posting a follow-up post for this extremely common pepe

>>36211439

there would be a lot more winning if people stopped bullshitting and were open with their feelings

>>36205855
>don't like girl
>do nothing

>>36211436

If you were a girl, and all you had to do to get laid was sit on your ass and look pretty, trust me, you wouldn't be complaining. Male privilege is a goddamn myth.

>>36205855
>girl likes you
>be completely passive, barely flirt and and sometimes ignore her
So many missed opportunities

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>exist in [CURRENT_YEAR]+2
>do nothing

>>36211771

my high school years summed up.

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> Meet girl in hs
> Go on a date once after asking her to a dance
> Says she enjoyed it and can't wait to do it again
> Three days later she breaks it off because she's not ready
> Says we can try again later
> Starts dating another guy a few days later
> Skip to junior year
> Reconnect with her
> Take her to a dance and a date again
> Shit I guess we're dating now
> Nope, turns out she was dating another guy the whole time
> Senior year
> She does the same thing again
> Wake up next day seething with hatred
> Ignore her whenever she tries to talk to me
> Sophomore in college now
> She's still trying to cuck me again

I wasted my entire time in high school chasing this slut when I was perfectly capable and had many opportunities to get a gf. I could've been normal but I got attached to a dick hopping cunt instead.

>>36209585
Don't look like a chump!

>>36211719
>be open with your feelings
>rejected and log ends up in a cringe thread

nope

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>ask a 5-6/10 fem for a date on tinder
>she says no
Fuxk what's the point of even trying
Pic is me

>like girl IRL
>Do everything
Girl no like?
>At least your still doing everything

>>36211231
hello soulmate

>>36212045
the sooner you realize tinder is a cyberharem for Chad, the more sense the world will make

>>36212045
Bi dude here. I think you're really hot, would cuddle with and you know the rest.

>>36206432
Who this

Oregano

>>36212045
Online dating is cancer. Tinder is the worst of it.

Let me explain.

So if you meet a girl in public, your competition is any men in her vicinity. Some of those men men may get brave and take a chance, but that can take a lot of bravery especially considering getting rejected IRL. Online, it is all the men on that site. Approaching requires zero bravery. Getting rejected is nothing. And on top of all this, it is harder to get a woman emotionally interested in you online. There's no physical chemistry. You are just bits of information online. People are also more cautious online in general when it comes to committing and giving out information.

>see a girl
>the prettiest girl ever
>fucking love at first sight
>this never fucking happened to me
>friends say she's a 6 or perhaps a 7 tops but to me she's 13/10
>find out she's 18
>I'm 24
>damn she looked so much older
>goes to the same high-school as my ex's little sister
>they are actually really good friends
>how come I never saw her before?
>she comes often to the cafe where my friends hang out
>some of my friends kinda know her, she's single but still I decide not to go for it since it's not the (((right thing to do))) and I'm fucking sperging and chickening out at this moment
>a year goes by and then she gets a half-gypsy boyfriend, short, ugly and a deadbeat
>they're still together
>I still think of her sometimes

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>>36206947
>tfw you've done something similar because you don't trust those roastie bitches

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>>36207225
>mfw that sounds like me

>don't like girl
>she likes me
>does everything in her power to get me interested
>it doesn't matter to her at all that we have zero in common and completely different backgrounds
>never become interested
>she practically finds a boyfriend over night

bahahahahaha. you can't make this shit up. they liked me SOOOO much, yet they're able to get into another relationship instantly.
it's fake. they are fake. they're men in woman bodies, they do the same exact shit, lust over hot guys, feign to like them just to fuck them, then later on make up an excuse about how they're over them so they can fuck the next guy.

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>like some stuff
>only able to embrace it when im in my safe space alone

>>36207225
Fuck why are you describing me

>>36206859
Lifes unfair lad.

Best not be salty about it and forget it.

That said, you probably starting acting line a huge beta and she got borrd of you.

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>like a girl on my course
>she's Ukrainian, amazing piano player, gorgeous but has a personality disorder
>spend a year chasing her, she loves the attention but won't give me the time of day
>openly mocked my feelings for her in front of friends while I was there
>eventually say fuck it, move on, date other people etc
>4 years later
>started hanging out intermittently again, she's slightly thiccer (bonus), mildly more sane, but has lost most of her friends because of her personality disorder
>she calls me up the other day to "rescue her from an awful tinder date"
>I do it, we go to a bar
>she says "I don't know why I never dated you back when we first met"
>at this point all I want to do is fuck her, no feelings leftover, so I play it cool, let her think she made a mistake
>walk her home, make out a little before I go
>plan to go out a few days later, begin seriously believing I'll fuck her
>the day comes, she completely flakes, can't get in touch with her
>only contact we've had since, she's referred to herself "feeling lost" and shit like that, barely replying

Obviously she's still pretty nuts and if I do fuck her there'll be some fallout from that but at this point I just want to consummate 4 years worth of fantasy, even if I have to stick my dick in crazy to do it

>>36207225
Right in the feels anon

Originiri

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>>36206947
>So you need time alone huh? I see
>How many types of AIDS did you get from those dildoes?

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>like girl
>khan

>>36205855
>get jealous when someone else hits on her

>>36212689
Gotta do wat you gotta do

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>>36205855
>like girl
>try to talking to her about her Chinese cartoons
>she barely replies
>still text her my thoughts of anime series I'm watching
I wonder what she thinks of me.