AMA about to binge and purge this beast

>>36205232
Next review when ?

>>36205232
will you die after consuming it looks nice though

>>36205232
did you add extra toppings

>>36205232
>eating to throw up
How did you become retarded?

>>36205232
Will eating it really make you feel any better?

>>36205232
I wanna know how big your shit is after finishing it

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Its done lads

3 pounds

48 ounces of yummy

>>36205575
I was born an idiot
>>36205333
We can only hope so anon
>>36205596
No i will hate myself for two days at least
>>36205638
Probably not much, i dont plan on digesting it in its entirety

>>36205638
Yeah dude I wonder what it would smell like haha

>>36205712
I'm allergic to pizza but I'm still really jealous. I hope you enjoy it, Anon

>hurr durr eating a whole frozen 'za you must be so fat haha omg OP your shit is gonna be huge kekekek

Fuck off with this shit. I'm 6'4" 150 lbs. and literally eat one of these once a week as my 3rd meal of the day. It's only like 1200 calories. Just don't eat humongous fucking breakfasts or lunches and you're fine.

>>36205712
Well then. Shit.
Godspeed OP

>>36205763
>1200 calories
Fucking lmao. Not OPs at least.

>>36205712
Give an update when its ready for /big shit/ time

>>36205232
Is that costco pizza? That stuff is the shit

>>36205232
Doesn't vomiting your food up nullify you eating it?

>>36205763
>6'4" 150 lbs
kill yourrself

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>>36205232
But why? Why not just have some self control and not eat it?

>>36205727
HAHAHAHAAHA this post made my night
I hope you get dicked HARD by pizza chad and get impregnated you slutty nerd

My review:

The first thing i noticed about this pizza was how heavy a regular slice was, the bread is very dense and theres a lot of cheese.
The pepperoni is fabulous, however the sauce is a bit too sweet for my liking.
This is one of the messier home cooked pizzas ive had, quite greesy and it tends to fall apart because of how dense it is

Ive expelled about a pound of stomach fluid so far, i think ill leave it at that. Theres still 1..5lbs of pizza in the fridge, for alas i am but a mere mortal

This is stupid. I am wasting my life.

>>36206396
Dip that in some franks red hot sauce or add a bit of chili flakes

>>36206453
Are you mad

Have you ever had spicy food come out of your nose, it lasts for days

>>36205232
take shit in center of pie

>>36206556
Okay dip it in soy sauce then

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>>36206396

>he couldn't eat the entire pizza

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>>36205232
>>36205289
>>36205333
>>36205340
>>36205575

sage you shills, this is now a pizzagate thread