What is your self-defense option, robots? Mine is pepper spray.

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>>36199510
My fists. You only need one good shot.

>>36199510
spaghetti. /k

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>>36199510
My fists.
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suicide bomb vest, my attacker will not escape.

>>36199510
I'd crouch down and stretch my right leg out and do a swinging mosition the best i could and hit their legs. Hopefully causing them to fall on their side, and winning me time to daff

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A thermos, and maybe the hot coffee inside.

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My waifu defends our home.

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keep her on me at all times. never know when she might come in handy

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This.
Best fighting knife I have ever owned all things considered
-price
-versatility
-ease of carry
-damage to size ratio

Best 40 bucks you can ever spend on a weapon

>all these nogunz retards thinking anything else will do for HD
just buy a mossberg 500 and some 00, or an AR, they're each like 400 bux
Or barring that get a hi point carbine or pistol, 200 for the ugliest, most reliable gun ever made.

>>36200114
>>all these gunz retards thinking anything else will do for HD
>just buy a RPG and some incendiary grenades, or a nuclear missle, they're each like 4 million bux
>Or barring that get a mustard gas bomb, 200 for the ugliest, most reliable bomb ever mad

>>36199510

A bunch of mutilated mannequins all over the place, a horse mask and a chain saw.

I figure the "art" would be enough to scare most people off, but hearing a chainsaw start, and seeing a naked horse-headed figure with a chainsaw and an erection coming down the hall towards them would be enough to make anyone run.

>>36199510
I have three rifles at home as well as a few knives and a tomahawk. And I carry a folding knife always.

Mace works good. When you're indoors it works TOO good

>>36199510
My body is a weapon

Why would I need self defense when anyone that's going to hurt me would just be doing me a favour? Kill me pls
>>36200336
>>36200262
kek