nasty things you do you can't tell regular people about.

go on fucking 4chan

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>>36198030
it's not that bad, 4chan is pretty mainstream nowadays.

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arrange meet ups on gay hookup sites dont show up just jack off to the messages

>>36197968
I've done it. I shit out some massive logs,
and stomping on it was way more disgusting than I thought it would be. The shit smell on my feet wasn't easy to get rid of, either.

As for me, I used to masturbate to myself farting on command.

>>36198055
yeah, 4chan is pretty tolerable as long as you don't mention you browse /r9k/

I'd never tell anyone in real life that I browse that other chan we can't mention though

Holding my shits in for extra pleasure

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>>36198117
cripplechan, senpai?

>>36198148
According to Freud, little kids do that for pleasure. Applies to adults too.

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Rate this girl on a scale from 1 to 10

>>36197968
there's this co worker that leans her ass towards me, so i jizz in my boxers almost every week.

I finger my ass sometimes, and when I'm on the toilet I like to dig feces out of my ass with my finger. Odd fetish of mine.

>>36197968
I need pepe's hat.

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>>36198225
6/10 desu from the front, how tall is she tho? does she have a nice butt?

>>36198225
A solid 7 from me.

>>36198094
Literally same. I try to do it with older dudes if possible. Last week I pressured a 25 year old married dude in Kentucky to drive two hours to a Walmart near where I live. He messaged me the next day all pissed off about how I didn't show up and I just ghosted him. Serves him right for trying to cheat on his wife with a 19 year old

>>36198255
It's snufkins hat.

>>36198239
Same a coworker getsclose to me, so close that she presses her chest on my arms. Why do they do this!?

>>36198148
If you hold your shit it comes out in less pieces

>>36198295
based bro you pretend to be a bottom bitch or dom top

>>36198295
HEY THAT WAS ME!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!

>>36198348
Okay then what's my name

>>36198270
Best butt. shes 5'7 5'8ish. Does that change your opinion?

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I am aroused by the idea of being cheated on and humiliated. I hate 3D porn though so BLACKED isn't my thing.

I have a lot of gross fetishes, but as for things I do in real life that are gross I dunno. I sneakily pick and flick my boogers but not in my own room, because, well, I live there. but if I'm at the grocery store and I gotta pick I'll put my hand up to my face like I'm coughing or yawning, or thinking about a purchase, sneak a finger up there, and flick the boogie at the food items.
I try not to do it in the produce section, but I have really bad allergies and hate having a clogged nose. one time without even trying to I breathed hard out of my nose and shot a big, sticky one onto some fat dude on a mobility scooter

>>36197968
are you a real wafflestopper or a memer? tell the truth, anon...
>>36198148
it plugs you up painfully eventually if you keep chasing this dragon, those days when you have a good shit though... wooo doggy.
>>36198295
I did something similar to this once. I didn't jack off it was more about low hanging cruelty and lulz, not quite sure what I meant by it, but the guy sent me two sad emails after. Felt weird, kind of ruined it for me and I haven't done it since.

>>36198367
a point maybe, 7/10. you won't have womanlet children with her if you're over 6ft.

>>36198342
I never hold my shit in on purpose but when I'm forced to (like someone is taking a shower) then the shit explodes out of my ass when it is finally time with extreme pressure and is somehow 3 to 4 times larger than normal. It never flushes and it smells many times more horrendous.

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>big brother asked to borrow my phone one time
>had to use Internet
>I had an /r9k/ Elliot Rodger thread open

He didn't even mention it, thanks for not telling mom

>>36198379
Cucks are very common

>>36198356
Harry Ballsak

>>36197968
>tfw I pretend I'm an underage girl in chat rooms and do lewd erps with men my real age.

>>36198400
I once filled up an entire shoebox with shit when I couldn't wait for someone to get out of the shower. I then threw it in the alley a few blocks down.

>>36198400
As it should, don't be a turdlet

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>>36198420
I do the same thing anon. I enjoy the thrill

>>36198344
Hardcore bottom bitch. It's super easy. Just keep talking about how big they are etc etc.

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>>36198451
I thought I was alone in this.
>tfw they seem to fall for me and I have to keep up the charade as to not hurt their feelings

>>36198487
I used to do this but then I would always end it by saying I was the FBI or revealing I was a dude then laughing how I tricked them.

>>36198508
Hey, that's pretty good. I should do that to the ones that keep bothering me or are bad at the lewd erping.

>>36198246
i do the same thing desu. i love the texture

>>36198487
I used to do this when I would ERP on Habbo Hotel
I would pretend to be a girl and go to sex rooms and chat up people who were probably much older than me, we would make our characters lie down next to each other and whisper lewd stuff. I would always ghost them when they would ask for pics, one of them basically admitted that he was 28 years old almost right off the bat.

>>36198508
Sounds funny desu. Got any screenshots?

>guest asks for something to drink
>i give them tap water

>>36197968
i wipe the wet spot beneath my nose on the train(its always wet) and literally every single asian starts getting mad at me in their language. i still to this day do not understand how its nasty, but they get pissed off.

>>36197968

Cum on myself after done tapping. Don't clean up after. I always smell awful good thing that u don't leave my house

>>36198545
Oh, man, coming up with pics. At least nowadays there's /soc/ for that, or normiebook.
>tfw some of them are in their 40's
I just ignore them.

>>36197968
i do this too actually.
it's common enough that they created a term for it: waffle stomping

I want to be stepped on and insulted by women. I wouldn't mind a girl using me as her foot rest. I'm not a footfag though.

>>36198779
am i the only one turned on by really old men? anything from 40-70 is god tier.

>>36199125
I find it hot when they can be into some fourteenyo, but just not when it's the fake me in some chat room.

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Do people really shit in the shower? The goddamn toilet is right there in the same room?

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>>36197968
I pick my nose. That's basically it for me, I don't do anything too gross. I pee in the shower sometimes but only when I'm deep into a shower.

>>36199199
it's easier and less painful to just wash your ass with the water and soap afterwards instead of whiping your ass. i hate the feel of toilet paper on my ass. it starts to burn after awhile.

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>>36199199
>he doesn't poop in the shower like a civilized man

>>36199300
What a punk. I frequently wipe until I see blood.

>>36199255
This is so vanilla. Why the fuck did you even bother posting in this thread you fucking retard? Everyone pees in the shower. Everyone picks their nose. Even normies.

>>36199255
>>36199352
kek more reddit newfags

>>36197968
i thought i was the only one. i did this when i went to college and had to use the communal showers. My school was also doing this anonymous confession thing where students would post secrets and then they would be hung up on walls or posted on facebook. I submitted my secret but I don't think anyone believed it kek.

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i haven't changed my undies in a week

>>36199715
I wear the same dirty undies for months.

>>36197968
i thought your picture original and even kind of liked it....kill me

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I feel like the only person in the world that spreads my rectum when I shit. It makes clean up afterwards borderline non-existent.

>>36197968
Sometimes I eat dental floss. Shitting it out feels so purifying. I pull out yards of shit held together with the floss and afterward I know there is nothing left in my small intestine.

>>36198246
I don't do it as a fetish, I have to do is sometimes cause my poops are so fucking small sometimes

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>>36198166
Even better!

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Pee sitting down.
Anal masturbation.
ERP.
Smelling my own ball smell and underwear. It's not a sexual thing, it's just really interesting for some reason.
Jack off to all sorts of weird hentai.

>>36199774
Like, spreading your buttcheeks apart with your hands and then sitting down so they stay open? I do that. Makes the whole process a lot easier.

>>36198451
>>36198487
What's up Chris? Are you gonna do another new show?