How do I become a true alpha male?

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Only by watching loltyler1 on twitch tv and learning

Where are some places I can legally kill, rape and pillage?

>>36197896
by being born with 9/10 face and 10/10 body.
this will make people like you which will make you more confident.
also as long as your parents pay attention to you you will be socially well adjusted and thus even more able.
other than that there's literally no way.

>>36198191
Anywhere in central Africa if your not a cuck, if you are than you will just end up as Umbubu's bitch boi slave

>>36197896
By getting swole af you can fake it from a distance, but considering that your posting on/r9k/ I doubt you would ever be able to pass even the most basic of tests. Just accept it and go full NEET or man up and KYS

I don't know man. If you acted like Rance you'd end up in jail pretty fast.

>>36199180
Anywhere with no niggers? I dont want to rape niggers.

>>36199596
Chechnya until about 5 years ago maybe.
Anywhere deep inside a central latin american country, provided you got some other boys to back your ass up since raping and pillaging is the biggest pass time down there.

Africa would be easiest tho, Oga-booga tang isnt so bad if you close your eyes.

>>36197896
Develope confidence, stop caring so much about sex, women, and drugs, develop some skills and learn to do shit, actually have a goal or some sort of passion that doesn't result in you whittling your life away. And exercise helps a lot with depression.

>>36199690
>2017
>Not realizing that all of of life is pointless

Nothing matters in the end Anon, there is no true waste of time if your going to die in the end anyways.

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>>36197896
Emulate Rance

>>36200498
I will then. Check the news in a month.

By taking Super Male Vitality and watching 80s fight films.