/britfeel/

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How old is your mummy and what does she do?

about 350 lad

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>Who killing them in the UK?
>Everybody going to say "You, K!"
>Reluctantly, because most of this press don't fuck with me
>Estelle once said to me, "Cool down, down
>Don't act a fool now, now."
>I always act a fool oww, oww
>Ain't nothing new now, now
>He crazy, I know what you thinking
>Ribena, I know what you're drinking

cheeky repost for the new thread

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>>36195395
>Mfw tesco brand peanut butter plebs

Sunpat crunchy or bust

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What's the deal with NEETs? They don't have to work but they're still suicidal!

What's the deal? What's the deal? What's the deal? What's the deal?

>>36195398
>Ribena

I see Kanye is man of taste

https://youtu.be/lEUgORVsECs

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listen to that before posting please lads

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>>36195398
>He said "Hey, Sister.
>It's really, really nice to meet you."
>I just met this 5 foot 7 guy who's just my type.
>I like the way he's speaking, his confidence is peaking.

>>36195448

Bit too melancholy desu lad, I gave it a listen though.

>>36195494

its the twelfth today! not really a big deal but what does melancholy mean?

>>36195435
If I could be plugged into the Matrix for the rest of my life I think i would do it if I could be in a Seinfeld New York universe

Guys i think im on a list or something, im really paranoid

I was abroad last week, and on entry/exit they thoroughly checked my passport , i always got through and they never asked questions but everyone else went through relatively quickly.

Then on the way back I tried using the machine (where you do it yourself) and it didn't work, had to go to the desk and AGAIN he asked a colleague near him to 'confirm' what's on his screen, they talked a bit then let me through. I mean this is back in the UK with a British pasport.

the fuck is going.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwVXkM_YxMg

What are you lads listening to?

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>>36195582
Definitely sounds like it lad, but I know the guaranteed way to know is if they pull you aside to ask you some questions every time

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>>36195350
Soon come

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-dXp7V7bk

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just testing a pepe

>>36195582

>Hey Frank, c'mere and check this for me
>'Male (Female)' huh
>I know, what the fuck
>Well he looks like a tranny to me, let him through

>>36195556

Sad, but only a mild sadness, nothing too intense.

I actually learned of that word from the Peep Show epsiode 'Sophie's Parents'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9gZJ7MGjOI

at 1:00

>>36195656
It's a very small pepe

>>36195582
have you been to jail? or anything really dodgy? might just be a coincidence and you looked a bit off

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>>36195683
pssh, thats nuttin m8

>>36195645
i just overheard the greek goddesses athena and aphrodite talking about this ffs

>>36195716
can we go even smaller?

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>>36195683
I was trying to get the bit depth look like
>>36195459
didn't work.
>>36195716
that is a small pepe

>>36195582

I have been used as a character reference for an MI5 agent.

I think they almost certainly vetted his social circle as well as him, especially the sort of people he would submit as a character reference.

>>36195743
dunno about that lad, but i do that cipher led us to hell and we're going even deeper

i love xanax

>>36195634

Fml M8. Have to be really careful what I say online now.
I literally didn't have anything to hide, everything I post is literally shitposting or moderate views, extreme views are clearly satirical and a drop in the ocean >>36195715 very dull existence, no dodgy stuff at all.

I was anticipating them calling me in for questioning, but apparently not. But, IF, I am on a list - doesn't this just raise suspicions, for me to know something is up?

God I'd love to know what came up on that monitor. FYI I went to Prague and was shocked when they were taking ages to check my passport.

>>36195582
Everyone who comes to /r9k/ is on a list lad, not surprising

>>36195743
any smaller it becomes unrecognizable like
>>36195747

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>>36195350

Had a really good shit earlier lads.
Clogged the McD's bogs with it and they had to call Dyno-Rod.

That's the price you pay for 4 hash browns, an egg McMuffin and a strong coffee.

>>36195772
it could be anything like. maybe your passport is old or something. i dont know.

weird if you are on a list

>tfw making punished snake memes
I have no idea what I am doing

>>36195772

Micheal. We were hoping you wouldn't come back here after that incident.

Expect a knock on the door tomorrow.
We are coming Micheal. And we aren't too happy with you.

>>36195943

How. the. fuck ... do you know my name?
Who the fuck are you???????????

WTF is going on

>>36195923
A Robot
Denied his punished snake memes

>convert to musIim
>get a mediocre but existing waifu
>no more burning of coal and no more of their shit music
>women are modest and nice
Lads I think we made a mistake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGardUiWjR4&list=PLZbhAjMfpwMkLyGqcANYOV6dxNEQrFvR9&index=8

Minieggs are a pound a bag at co-op, but there's fuck all in the bag.
I can't stop eating them though
Is our government trying to make us skinny again? Fucking upperclass mongs.

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>>36196003

So your eyeing up toddlers as potential brides now eh lad?

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>>36196003
>>women are modest and nice

They have to be or they risk public stoning

>>36196027
your website is calling you back lad

>>36195985
I made a pretty decent one. I'm not going to post it though seeing as it's about someone I know

>>36196067
post it you pleb lord, dont tease us

>>36196048
>this is a bad thing

all this Mexican captcha

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>>36196055

Answer the fucking question Abdul. Or this gets really messy, really fast.

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>go to /soc/ last night while I was drunk
>notice that the same guy is near the bottom of all the recent threads, throwing out ratings left and right
>can see the insecurity in his eyes
>do some investigative work, find him in a total of 8 threads
>he only has one reply in all 8 of those threads
>"5/10"

Why do people do this to themselves?

>>36196087
I would but the punished snake is a woman I know and you lot weird me out sometimes

>yeah bro, just be positive and grateful. Thinks of all the good things in your life brah and you can be happy like me


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25T4YcQnLrk

>>36196281
YOU weird ME out you sick fuck, going around just making memes of folk willy nilly, what's the matter with you ??

>>36196331
>what's the matter with you ??
I have autism

Do people get in their cars and drive angry on purpose?

>>36196371
only real human beans do

>>36196371

Nothing better than an angry drive anon. It's the only place I can scream as loud as I want.

Oh would you look at that, Another school shooting in the land of lard

>>36196420
friendly reminder farage believes in legal guns in the uk

>already feeling a bit nauseous
>have to take my pill soon
>typically increases my anxiety and makes my stomach turn
>vomited until there was nothing left yesterday
>just want to get through the night

>>36196457

Friendly reminder that guns are legal in the UK right now

>>36195350
How comes I can't get a fucking apprenticeship! If applied to a bunch of those recruitment places but they all can't give me a job! I tried calling them and asking what's up but they just say I applied to a job for you but when I call up the place they supposedly applied for me they say they never got and application. This means they don't want me to get a job! And this isn't the first time it has happened! Fuck!

>>36196500
you know what i mean lad, don't be pedantic

My life is about to get really good or stay relatively shit.

Experience tells me it's almost certainly going to stay relatively shit but I'm hoping to be proven wrong.

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>>36196538
Give me the details mate, what's going on?

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>Have to play the game on normal before unlocking hard mode

at least its a pretty short game... But I haven't had the will to play anything for months and months so who knows if I can stomach this

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All getting a bit intense lads

>>36196538
What's coming up for ya lad?

i have started to want a girlfriend again. why am i doing this to myself. i keep trying to talk with girls on tinder and pof. i know it will only end in misery.

>>36196618
Which game is it, lad?

why is weebshit so hard to get a hold of? Its either sold out everywhere or has 20 quid packing cost

Turning into an absolute fat cunt lads, think I've got an addiction to fast food. I get really excited about getting it then I get a "high"when I start eating it. I don't have to even be that hungry, and I always never eat it all, sometimes less than half.

It's horrible because I was on my way to being fit last year, now I'm a mess.

>>36196696
same I promised myself I'd achieve certain goals before I'd try for a bf again but i met someone too good, im torn

>>36196725
bayonetta, always wanted to play it but it just launched on PC for cheap so.

haven't really played any single player game since dark souls 3 last year so, trying my best to get into it

>>36196513
It's cos u fucked up ur gcses m8

>>36196725
Corruption of Champions, it's very hard

>>36196741
yeah, its annoying. i know i will probably just waste my time dating someone. i either wont like them that much and waste my time, or they wont feel a connection with me.

>>36196880
also, tinder and pof is absolutely fucking shit. i dont go anywhere in real life to meet women. maybe i should try meeting them in real life but i dont know how

Do you think there are non-robot NEETs? Apart from chavs and and women.

first reply decides my hot bevage, tea or milk

>>36196949
Semen bucket loads

>>36196907
yea, just go to a council estate and you will seen tons of them. they normally get called benefit scroungers.

Do any of you lads know a good site for downloading audiobooks for free?

>>36196949

Tea lad

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This thread won't survive the night

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>>36197384
https://www.myanonamouse.net

have to go through an easy as fuck interview but its surely the best audiobook/ebook site out there.

this is what i've got from just torrenting whatever looks good on freeleach, haven't listened to any of it mind but I will one day maybe

Are you ready lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDHpk6lwQ2s

>>36197605
Thanks lad I'll give them a go

quite chuffed at myself for cutting down smoking, down from 15 a day or so to just 3 tonight, gonna start getting slashfitslash soon

>>36197569
I'll remember to tell you to eat shit when we hit the bump limit.

>>36197723
made my baccy pouch last me a week instead of two days

I wish I had an oversized benis desu

like 8 inches or higher

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>>36195435
A lot of reasons really. People get accustomed to not having to work. Having the freedom to do whatever. People who work normal 9-5 jobs have obligations and responsibilities and such, and treasure the time they have away from those responsibilities. Scarcity makes things more valuable.

So wagies think: "Well, I really enjoy my time off, because it's better than my time in work, thus, those who don't have to be in work must enjoy ALL their time."

If I wanted, I could fuck off tomorrow and go for a walk. I won't, that'd be boring, and therein lies the point. If I have the freedom to do anything, I don't want to do anything. That freedom becomes suffocating. There's no value to my free time, because all the time is free time.

And on top of that there's a lack of money and the looming sense that my life is fucked.

Plus, I think you've got it a little backwards. I think more often than not, people end up as NEETs as a result of depression, and find that it only makes it worse. I know I did.

I know you weren't expecting an actual answer, but whatever.

>>36197605
Of those, I've read Farenheit 451, 1984, and most of the stuff Asimov wrote. I'd recommend all of them, if you have the opportunity to read them.

On an unrelated note, we're 88 posts in and there's not been a call for waifus/husbandos. For shame, gents.

Anyone recommend me an anime to watch?

>>36197753
why lad? having a big dick hurts most women. and its not like the size queens are going to know unless you tell them

im only 6 inch and even i hurt some women

>>36197743

good for you my m8, my next step is cutting down fapping and trying to get to sleep before 6am every night/morning

>>36197882
I like broken girls who are into getting dominated and while 6 inches does fine, I would like to be the size where it hurts a little

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>>36197788
I've read 1984 myself, these are audiobooks and it was on freeleach, probably won't re-listen to it I didn't like it that much, very overhyped but good for what it is

also you've got the right idea for NEEThood, I've been NEET for a very long time and I don't really do anything with my time, even wagies do more in their few hours after work.

previously leisurely things like watching movies, playing games etc becomes a chore and like a job. Eventually you just enter a cycle of despair over the time you've wasted and continue wasting more time which just adds up and piles on you, Its quite bad. I'm trying to escape the NEETlife at least but its really not easy

>>36197942
I feel like I've reached a sort of equilibrium, where my existential angst and general pessimism is neatly balanced against my desire to actually do something with my life.

>previously leisurely things like watching movies, playing games etc becomes a chore and like a job

Absolutely this.

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>>36198000
nice numbers

are you still a NEET? did you act on your desires to do something with your life?

>>36197941
fair enough then lad. im more into the gentle, loving kind of sex but what ever floats your boat.

Lads, an Indian chef just got life for murdering his customers

he gave them a lethal dosa of morphine

>>36195100
Bit late to say but thanks lad and glad to make it comfy for you. Was a super comfy thread on a whole by everyone.

t. Potato Smiles and turkey dinos lad, part kojima, part parkinposting, Hillman.

>>36196729
What weebshit you trying to get lad?

>>36198080
Still a NEET. Will probably be a NEET for the foreseeable future. Basically, I've come up with this childish ultimatum against life;

Either it'll go how I want it to or it can go fuck itself. I didn't sign the social contract. I didn't ask to be born. Either be interesting or I'll just fuck off and leave.

Childish, yes, but satisfying to think about? Absolutely.

>>36198200
I'm still a NEET because I know society will never give me as much as I can put in. I'm ugly and stupid. I spent my youth working to be the best person I could and I still failed.

The things I can never have haunt me, my only solace with regard to being a NEET is knowing that I couldn't have them even if I wasn't.

>>36195350

>Sister (18) announces she is pregnant and will drop out of Univeristy
>Me and dad are very supportive
>Mum on verge of a breakdown
>Sister keeps trying to persuade her to have an abortion

It's not even like she is single, her fiancee is 26 and a structural engineer on a very good income.

>run out of deodorant
>panic because I had a date earlier
>resort to using my brothers lynx
>smell like some sort of Armenian brother owner
>can still smell it on me
>bet my date thought I was a pleb and won't arrange a second meetup

why do people buy this trash

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>>36198200
yeah I'll probably be staying neet, Its not exactly out of choice though. I never even decided to become a NEET it just happened. I've always wanted to be doing something but it feels like I was destined to live like this.

don't really want a shit job either so, at least I can sleep the day away as a NEET and don't have to force myself awake every morning

>>36198357
I have enough Lynx to last a life time because people always fucking buy it for me on birthdays and Christmas. I can't even use it, it burns my skin.

You don't have to fall for the marketing, just your relatives.

>>36198293
Life is relatively underwhelming when you get down to it. Even the things touted as being great are at best, entertaining in the short term, empty in the long term. Why bother to attain them?

>>36198363
I wouldn't worry about it lad. There's not that much great out there, and some day, you'll be dead.

>>36198363
I'm terrified of going to work, coming home and not having the energy to do anything else. At least as I NEET I can enjoy myself a bit.

>>36198414
I used to "enjoy" myself a bit I guess when I could still be bothered playing games but now I can't be arsed doing anything and don't really enjoy anything. Been like this for a long while anyway. If I somehow got myself a job thats bearable and I could move out it'd maybe give me a new perspective on life and i'd maybe be even motivated to pick up a real hobby or enjoy things again. Whatever the case I certainly don't think any of that will happen while I'm in this NEET routine.

>>36198363
>>36198414
>>36198408
getting a job and stuff is even for people like us because we dont even have a gf to come to home to or a potential gf because of how fucked we are. i wouldent mind working if i had a reason to.

>>36198498
I'm pretty wary of this. I've found that it's only difficult to start something, but after that you enjoy it and are glad you did.

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>sick and tired of this shitty meme autism eating disorder I have
>anon asks me what I've eaten today
>tell him
>he's worried because it's not nutritional at all
>reminds me I promised him I'd improve but haven't done anything
>tells me to go out tomorrow and buy stir fry ingredients
>actually going to do it
>ordered one of Ramsay's cook books so I can try new things
I hope so much that it helps. All I want to do is eat normally ;_;
Thank you so much for caring, anon.

>>36198518
This is another thing keeping me NEET. If working could get me a gf I'd probably do it as I long for that kind of human connection, but it can't.

>>36198543
you could always take supliments if you are getting no nutrition, i mean its better than nothing. i have an eating disorder too.

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Lot of NEET discussion going on right now.
Hope you all manage to break the cycles and enjoy your lives in the future.

- Kev x

Gonna make some jerk beef pasties tomorrow lads. Just hope I can find scotch bonnet peppers. Don't know why I'm typing any of this come to think of it haha.

>>36198567
yeah, its shit thinking i will have to work 5 times a week at a shit job to come to nothing. at least normies can get gfs. we are at the age where women will think we are serial killers or something because of how weird we are.

I've come to the conclusion that I don't have a gf not because of my looks but because I'm socially retarded.

>fat 5'6 best mate gets a pretty cute gf about a year ago, they're still together
>one by one my below average mates are all getting gfs
>parents just informed me that my younger chubby brother is bringing his new gf over tomorrow and I need to tidy my room, pretty embarrassing he's 16 and I'm 21 KHV

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for them all but jesus, how do they do it.

>>36198693
Yea same lad. Its not even that I'm completely socially retarded though I just don't really know how to be close with people in that way. Probably autistic

>>36198518
>>36198567
human contact and relationships seem so alien to me now - I haven't been romantically involved with anyone or even had friends all my life. I just can't imagine kissing or touching someone like that, It seems fictional.

when anons talk about meeting each other on here I just can't imagine how it happens its unrelatable in everyway

>>36195350

This is so peaceful and serene to listen to at night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iArXv64tCJA

>>36198693
Work on your social skills. Be it the tiny interactions in a shop with someone to a family friend coming over. Start where you feel more comfortable before you expand further.
It's not something anyone expects to change overnight but small steps help massively.
Used to be unable to talk to strangers myself, now I worry less about approaching to ask questions, chat to random people in the street if they ask something of me etc.

>>36198763
WHISTLING REVOLUTION

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Daily reminder the /r9k/ is cancer

>>36198744
I always thought I was pretty social since I have mates but I can't think of anything else, I'm definitely not the most outgoing person though
>>36198768
I'm going to work on them, I think my biggest hurdle is actually meeting girls though. This would be much easier if I was in school or uni or something

https://youtu.be/H_7Kx2FlFQY
Gonna listen to this while cooking and eating my pasties lads haha

>>36198817
Literally only come to /r9k/ for /britfeel/

>>36198693
this is exactly what it is. on a good day i am an 8 and i have never had a gf. its not even like i dont completely try. i have dated women but because i dont know how what i am going they usually end it with me after a few dates.

getting a gf is basically just about being able to form a connection with them.

>>36198763
>>36198836

are we posting what we're jamming to?

https://youtu.be/ScNgrQ1EXr0

>>36198817

The whole of /r9k/ used to be as good as britfeel is now, up until about 2014/

>>36198882
Right when the pepe, normie, tendies memes blew up. Massive reddit influx on all boards because of gamergate and shit too.

Although reddit invaded in 2011/2012 too, 2014 was another turning point which made 4chan shite

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>>36198912
Not forgetting the US election and trump completely fucking up every board with shite nu-/pol/ posting

https://youtu.be/UcCHRW8G9yY
I think this should be britfeel official theme. Its what I always imagine a britfeel pub would have on in the background.

>>36198747
maybe you should try counseling lad. what you are going sounds horrible.

>meet up with my sister
>knows im the 'internet savvy' and 'edgy' type
>"aha anon, which of these should i post on my ig?"
>note down her account name
>fast forward, home
>do the bit of googlin'
>realise she's a massive slut, captions on photos literally asking to be fucked

fuck me, lads. i didn't need to know this. why did I dig for it. could've been oblivious.

>>36198912

>/r9k/ memes
Tendies
Normies
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Write a letter to someone
fembot cults
"Why dont you?....."

>/britfeel/ memes
Bennies
Serial killers
Booze/Off licences
Council estates
90s childrens TV
Gambling
Takeaways (dindins generally)

>>36199062
the rest of r9k has too many kids on it. if i ever post on another thread, i am quickly reminded why i only post here.

I've hit rock bottom.
>made a mound with my pillows
>pretended they were a girl
>made out with them
>fucked them until orgasm

>>36199104

As long as you are ashamead of it, that's the main thing.

People gloating about it should be given a lethal dose desu

>be me circa 2007-2008
>an impressionable 12 year old
>playing WoW talking to guild members
>british guy tells me he's downing relentless to keep him up through the night
>no fucking idea what relentless is, ask him
>he tells me it's an energy drink and I should try it sometime
>i do
>had an energy drink addiction ever since

that fucker

>>36198747
Tbh my only idea of romance comes from animes. It's probably nowhere near as good irl.

>>36199103
>the rest of r9k has too many kids on it.

Absolutely this, the poll yesterday showed the average age here was just over 24 years old, /r9k/ is probably 16-18 on average.

>>36198966
listenting to this on repeat now, hard to disagree with you

>>36199142
Are you very fat and/or diabetic?

>>36198966

I wouldn't be opposed to this at all, but I think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYGOLzMgI88

encapsulates britfeel perfectly

https://youtu.be/bNc0ErvirBE

Get your best pair of headphones. Put the lights off and let matt berry's soothing voice guide you to sleep. Enjoy

>>36199201
>very fat
yes but losing weight
>diabetic
not yet

why do people claim to be addicted to energy drinks?
it makes you sound unbelievably juvenile

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Why aren't you lads having a nice sleep?

>>36199320
>it makes you sound unbelievably juvenile

read up on how much caffeine is in those things as well as caffeine addiction

>>36199353
caffeine addiction is near symptomless
get addicted to a real drug for fucks sake

https://youtu.be/ZUJJdeByJa0
Can't wait lads

>>36199380
>caffeine addiction is near symptomless
Primary symptoms of withdrawal from caffeine include:

headache
fatigue
anxiety
irritability
depressed mood
difficulty concentrating

Primary symptoms of cocaine withdrawal include:

Agitation and restless behavior
Depressed mood
Fatigue
General feeling of discomfort

>>36199419
*May only apply to little bitches

>>36199419
>headache
>fatigue
>anxiety
>irritability
>depressed mood
>difficulty concentrating
holy shit I'm withdrawing from caffeine
even though I never consume it

>>36199419
benzo/opiate symptoms include:
derealization
depersonalization
delirium
extremity tremors
nausea
insomnia

I'll take being ratty and a headache any day you pansy

>>36199419
>>36199449
>>36199528
>my addiction is worse than yours: the posts

do any of you lads believe in any major conspiracy theories, like 9/11, chemtrails, etc? The only one that ive read about that i actually believe is the theory that the "Titanic" was sunk on purpose after being switched with its sister ship - The Olympic

>>36199550
just highlighting how pathetic I think 'caffeine addicts' are
think I made my point

https://youtu.be/zpd5LlEbTz8
Best addiction

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>>36199062
>>/britfeel/ memes
Sexy Kev

>>36199553
Many
>North Korean Utopia
>Universe is a simulation in a higher beings mind
>Secret group controlling the world
>The Holocaust figures have been strewed
>Mummy May monitors these threads

>>36199634
Shut up ya transgemdered hog

>>36199643
I'm straight you fool.

I'm just saying you can do better...

>>36199665
I've never sincerely tried at anything in my life

>>36199634
Call me a contrarian, but I don't think Kev is all that sexy.
Also, I'm still laughing about the name Flex Buffington

Chance round here coming to be like that but it didn't stop em in the end anyone. Fair shame, fair shame. We'll get em next time

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>>36199711
Are you trying to imply Kev's name might be a bit of a porky?

>>36199779
>>36199634

i can believe sexy kev suplexed the would-be landlord of the /britfeel/ comfy pub through a table, meaning we still dont have a pub to be anti-social in

I think I might become a vegetarian lads. Can't explain why but somethings clicked in my head and it just seems fucking weird that we eat animals. I've agreed with their stance for a long time but the tastiness of meat has kept me at bay but I just feel like a scumbag eating meat now.

>>36199829
Sexy Kev is the new landlord at the Sexy Kev arms.

Dunno how I feel about this Sexy Kev meme lads.

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>>36199338
>Why aren't you lads having a nice sleep?
I did. Now I'm awake and gonna go play P5.

Went to Adidas superstore today lads, All they had was those stupid running trainers. Actual raging lads.

Bought 3 Fred Perry Polos and 4 FCUK chinos though.

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>>36199969
Feeling confused about Kev?

>>36199969
Would love to see big Kev's reaction to this.

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>>36200036
Probably this.

oriii

>>36199970
>P5
Fucking great game lad, I loved 3 and 4 and somehow they still managed to top those. Think I'm fucking addicted to it, put 40 hours in since last Tuesday, probably would have put way more in if I didn't have to be cucked by work but still, I've been playing around 8-9 hours a day non stop, even at work I'm just thinking about Persona ffs. Going to be gutted when I finish it

>>36200036
He'd try to suck us off for money since his wrestling career is so shit.

>>36200107
I bought it, played 3 hours of it then got bored. I think I just don't enjoy gaming anymore but friends always talk me into getting stuff. At least the steel book value has increased so I could sell and make profit

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>>36200136
>Implying a hot babyface turn isn't coming after his fanbase multiplying

Tfw fired from job and now posting on britfeel at 0243am

>>36200155
>I think I just don't enjoy gaming anymore

Ah I wouldn't be surprised lad, before Persona 5 I hadn't really enjoyed a game in years, I just forced myself to play them to pass the time and that

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Stay comfy and remember this advice for future /britfeel/ threads/
Love all you lads.
- Kev x

>>36200167
how did you get fired lad and what for

Think I need to quit weed lads. Going a bit weird.

>>36200197

Got reported for being drunk as shit on the job, not for the first time either.

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Shipman vs Hillman vs Sexy Kev triple threat match when?

>>36200279
>Oh son of a bitch! Look King! Shipman hid a dose of morphine under his shirt.

>>36200321
Shipman seems like he would be buff as fuck and would fight without a shirt.

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Just saw this in a food gore thread on
/ck/ lads. Time to launch the attack

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>>36200364
Belting meal laddy

>>36200343
Looks like he enjoys a teacake to me lad.

>>36200415
Hillman would be the teacake fellow.
Shipman is a Parkin muncher.
Sexy Kev is a Custard cream or a hobnob when he is cheeky.

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>>36200364
Americans will criticise that but defend pic related

>>36200456
>Tfw Kev dips his custard cream in your tea and it falls off

>>36200479
Right made me giggle did that.
Just imagining him shooting a signature pose as if that makes it all ok cause he knows you can't stay mad at him.

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Night lads, time to turn persona off and go to bed for another day of wageslaving tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoEKWtgJQAU

Thread is awfully quiet for 3-4am.

What's happened /britfeel/? Is everybody here a normie now and in bed for work tomorrow morning?

If anybody is awake what are you up to and how are you fending off the depressing thoughts?

Me? I'm watching a twitch streamer as the voice makes me feel less lonely. (Yes I'm pathetic).

>>36201422
>If anybody is awake what are you up to and how are you fending off the depressing thoughts?
I'm not, just letting them all in tbqh

>>36201422
It usually quiets down around this time. I think it's more to do with the people here having nothing to say the the lack of people.

I'm watching anime, trying to live through fictional characters and catch fragments of a life I'll never have.

>>36201422
just finished wanking, don't really have anything to post

what you up to? i'm gonna start playing bayonetta

>>36201464
hope you feel better anon

>>36201531
What anime?

>>36201535
Watching people play 'play unknown: battlegrounds' on twitch whilst browsing the internet for a good sci-fi film or book that I might buy and watch/read until breakfast.

What leads you all to be up this late? fucked up sleeping pattern like mine?

>>36201531
which anime lad?
I'm just getting into maid dragons

>>36201422
I've personally been posting less because it's hard to keep up with even the most basic patterns when I'm constantly depressed. On some days I can barely get out of bed so I just sit and stare at the ceiling.

I'm currently reading about serial killers on Wikipedia

3 down
just the dukes dear freja and I'm fucking DONE

I woke up at 5pm. try to sleep or put a pot of coffee on?

lads, please lads.

>>36201636
Hey I feel you. This is where I'm at, at the moment too.

Also been reading about serial killers. Strange coincidence huh? I'm going to tone it down though because reading too much into the macabre is surely bad for the mind, despite being extremely interesting in the sense of morbid curiosity.

>>36201762
Stay up until 10pm tonight and then reset your sleeping pattern.

>>36201820

im a weak man though. not sure i could make it that late

if i cut off human contact 100% (including imageboards) will i be able to destroy my self-awareness? (or theory of mind, or whatever. the main thing is that i want to stop thinking about what other people are thinking and just do shit, even if it occasionally leads to SONICS ARMS AREN'T BLUE.)

>>36201762
I'm convinced that I'm biologically nocturnal
I fell asleep at 8pm and woke up at 11pm
I was so tired I could have slept for weeks. Evidently not.

>>36201587
>>36201591

Your Lie In April. It's probably not everyone's thing but I'm enjoying it a lot.

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>want to hurt myself
>don't want the lasting consequences of doing so, just the initial pain and the slight tingle afterwards but no visible injury, dull aching, or annoying scratches as things heal

>>36198930
the "way out" sign is pointing the wrong way

>>36202815

under-rated

lmao

>>36199553
MI5 and parts of the army were plotting to overthrow Harold Wilson's government in the 1960s and 70s, with the occupation of Heathrow for "anti-terrorism exercises" at one point actually being a show of force.

>>36199553
>The claim that passengers overpowered terrorists on 9/11 and crashed the plane is bs and it was just shot down
>David Kelly was murdered not suicide
>Bilderberg group and shadow governments rule the world
I'd love to believe the Philadelphia experiment was real too but seems a tad far fetched.

>>36202082
I just finished it lads, it fucked me up.

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>Just ate a load of white bread drenched in vinegar again now I feel like shit

Probably shouldnt say as MAY is watching, but I just spent the last 4 hours downloading 11 games on my pc from GOG (via piratebay).

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>>36203582
>Turn on BBC Iplayer
>Asks if I have a TV Licence
>Answer yes and watch the show
>I don't have a TV Licence

SOMEONE LOCK ME UP

>>36203570
gee who saw that coming

>>36203570
whatever for lad

>>36203630
What exactly are the Beeb going to do about it?

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>>36203682
We're coming for you. desu

>>36203714
good luck getting past my white-hating machete wielding bangladeshi landlord

if I can't get a day's extension on the rent without fear of beheading, you aren't getting within 20 feet of my door lmao

>>36203714
Can they actually tell if you're watching without a license or is that just a lie they tell to scare people into paying?

>>36204122
I'm pretty sure it's just a scare tactic. Even if it's not, covert surveillance isn't admissible evidence and isn't enough to earn them the search warrant they require to gather the evidence they DO need to take you to court over it.

All you need to do is refuse to let them into your property, as they are a private entity and not a governmental or law enforcement agency, and it stops there. They can do literally nothing without verbally permitted, first-hand, line-of-sight evidence of license dodging.

I've stopped having orgasms lads, I can cum but it doesn't feel pleasurable anymore.

>>36204348
Someone posted a gooning compilation of the TV licensing henchmen a while ago. You can get them to leave but you're going to be stood at the door for a while.

I'd probably install a camera and ignore them.

>>36204460
>You can get them to leave but you're going to be stood at the door for a while
All you have to do is say "No" and close the door. Beyond that, it's trespassing and they have no right to resist your attempts to shut them out.

>>36204460
Also, the reason those gooning videos show them being stood at the door for a long time is because the people who make those videos make it a matter of principle to waste as much of the licensing agent's time as possible. You can easily just refuse and shut them out with little to no further resistance.

>>36204522
>>36204605

Fair point. I probably couldn't even hold a conversation with them anyway. They'd get weirded out and leave.

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Wakey wakey wagecucks!

Time to put on your slave-suit and go out there and support a "society" that cares nothing for your existence.

I'm gonna lie in just doing nothing, play vidya or watch anime. Might even get mummy to make me a nutella sandwich.

Oh well, I'm sure the tiredness will go away from the reinvigorating knowledge that you're doing something meaningful. Oh, what's that? You're just doing some mundane and repetitive task that completely alienates you from the products of your labour? Well, that's a shame. Still, maybe if you slave for long enough you can get a promotion where you can manage the other slaves.

>>36204711
This copy pasta always puts a smile on my face.

Respect for you wagekeks though. I don't know why you do it, just that it's hard and you do it anyway.

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never playing this godforsaken game again

Can Jobcentre fine me or anything if I say I'm fit for work when I'm not?

>>36204454
edge more desu

>>36204779
Just the first two lines were copied, the rest were originoli

Morning all. You NEETs got anything planned for today?

Fell asleep 11pm
woke 2am
been awake since
work in 1.5 hours
starting to feel tired

FUCK

>>36205297
If you're going to be tired, it might as well be at work where you can't enjoy yourself anyway eh?

>>36205332
day goes a lot slower when you feel shitty unfortunately.

most effort is invested in staying awake

>>36205297
>only been awake 5 hours
>already tired
What's wrong with you lad?

>>36205430
the 3 hours sleep?

>>36205430
He only slept 3 hours before that. I'd be tired too.

Have McCoys changed their reciple? I'm eating some and they don't taste like they used to.

For some reason I hate showering in the morning. Give me a night time one anyday.

It's all over

I'm absolutely fucked

>>36205764
Early hour showers are the best. Like 0000-0600 showers.

>>36205790
What's happened now lad.

>>36205793
Never done that cause of family. Just getting out of the shower and instead of getting comfy for bed you have to get dressed and go to work.

Genuinely hope I get fired today.

Pray for me lads.

smelly bum hehe

gotta catch the bus to the job centre today lads, not looking forward to it

smelly neet peepee hehe

is dark souls 3 any good?
compared to 2 I mean, I don't expect it to be better than 1 or Demon Souls

>>36206229
It's better than 2. Well worth a playthrough or two.

>>36206229
I feel this is as good an opportunity as any to give my souls rankings.

DaS1 = BB > DeS > DaS3 >> DaS2

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http://www.animeright.news

Cool website .


I want to slaughter anyone who uses "osu!"

>>36206293
fuck it, I'll end up playing it anyway
might as well whilst I'm still in the mood for soulz

>>36206454
>"osu!"
I tried to play that cause I was looking for a good rhythm game on PC but all the anime stuff turned me off. Not even the aesthetics` just the garbage anime songs which made up most of the shit.

>>36206229
only single player game I played last year desu
>>36206293
my rankings are

3 = BB > 1 > demons > 2

first half of 1 is the best out of any of them but the 2nd half takes it down a lot

It's raining pretty hard noooo

>>36206598
I like the rain though lad

>>36206598
looks like it's gonna piss it down here
and I wanted to go for a ride

probably for the best, I haven't slept since yesterday

Only 7 hours 57 minutes left of work.

>>36206667
I don't start until 10:30

t minus 11 until my birthday and a day of crying endlessly

fucking hate my birthday

>>36206667
Its alright I can get through 2 days because of the long weekend innit

>>36206719
How old will you be?

Oriigami

>>36206743
26 kill me tbqh

>>36197569
Faggot.

Origami^2

>>36198200
Have you set a date?

can someone tell me how DLC season passes work?

does it just give you all the DLC that's out at the time you buy it?

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night lads, have a fun time wageslaving

Hey lads, if I wake up naturally does that mean I'm fully rested, or is my trust in my body misplaced?

>>36206991
Usually it's all of the main DLC, current and future.

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>>36206996
nighty night ebin, sweet dreams and rest well

>>36207002
I don't know to be honest. If I only got out of bed and stopped sleeping when I wanted to I'd probably be in bed all day.

>>36207004
wouldn't that be a lifetime pass?

>>36207047
Depends on the game, some have passes that literally last for a 'season' of DLC, but most games only produce a 'season's worth of DLC anyway.

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>dad asked me help carry the empty roof box onto the car
>could carry it down the drive just fine
>time came to lift it onto the roof
>begin raising it up
>immediately my thin wrists and weak arms start to hurt and give way
>have to quickly tell him to abort
>had to get mum to help us

Anyone else here with wafer thin wrists and bad bones? Even my female cousins can beat me in arm wrestling matches.

>>36202418
Lad, if you're still around... take up running. Run too much and get shin splints. Beneficial as you hurt yourself and also get a bit healthier which might help improve one day. Best thing about shin splints is if you're not running you don't notice the pain. It's pain on demand.

>>36207087
i wish i bad b-b-b-b-bad to the bone

>>36207087
dad asked me to help carry the empty roof box onto the car*

>>36207087

Know your limits, skelly

>>36207087
>dad ask me to help him move the snake viv into the kitchen
>tell him to fuck off
>finish my pringles

>>36207144
what if you reached in your pringle can and you reached in and pulled out the snake viv

>>36207087
I used to be a bit like this but I've improved recently. Even though I wouldn't consider myself strong it's enough to carry shit around. Probably from having to move boxes quite often at work.

>family is going away camping this weekend
>mum wants me to look after my sisters dog
>said no
>now she's bitching at me

My sister never looks after that dog so why the fuck should I be lumped with it? I knew this sort of thing would happen and made my point known before they went ahead with the impulse purchase.

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Good morning, /britfeel/!
Hope you are feeling good and have a great day ahead!
Maybe today you can try something new you've always wanted to try?
Or just have a comfy day getting some deserved rest!

Whatever it is you get up to, I hope it makes you happy and I hope work for fellow wagecucks goes quick!

>>36207087
Aye lad. There was a wristlet thread yesterday and even people there had bigger wrists than me. Plus i have long delicate fingers so even though i have good upper body strength i cannot grip anything. As far as i'm aware therr is no cure.

>>36207364
I'll be off to bed soon, been up since 9pm yesterday when I awoke on the floor of my bedroom in the same underwear I've been wearing for days.

Did a poo this morning and the first wipe was almost totally red with blood lol

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>>36200343
>Shipman seems like he would be buff as fuck

Too right he was

>tfw just got off work
>tfw flatmate is just getting up and having breakfast
>tfw I am sitting and drinking a beer
That was a long fucking shift. Alcoholic night porter made it entertaining as always though

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>>36200279

Shipman would give Kev a lethal dose as Hillman swings his Crowbar

They are like fighting brothers, always at each other's throats, but they pull together when someone else attacks the other

stomach hurts lad, not looking forward to work. Also why do they put flour on buns, that shit gets everywhere and is more of a nuisance since it adds 0 flavour

>>36207381
Oh gosh, get to bed and get some rest, anon.
Maybe have a nice hot bath when you get up and a change of clothes to make yourself feel better!

>>36207478
Wewlad, go see a doctor!

>>36207537
Hope your tummy feels better soon bud! also would like the answer to the flour on buns thing

>Tfw had a dream where 2 ladyboys spitrosted me


T-thanks 4chan

It's my birthday today lads. I'm now 26.

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so i turned up for my job interview today. 24 hours early...xannys got me fd up senpai.

just drained my spunk trumpet n my fluids are a bit pongy laddies

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so you britishers are immigrants of every board or colonizers of every board? or are they the same thing?

>>36207752
Happy Birthday for what it's worth lad. Try and spend it with your family, even if it seems awkward.

Is there a name for the specific type of Anime people on /r9k/ are into?

The sort of nonce anime, stuff like >>36207765

>>36207824
Yeah lad, just anime, it's all nonce shit

har har har

>>36207829

But pokemon isn't really noncey

>>36207784
It's always pretty fun imagining that the people making these posts are high profile politicians or some shit. Like Boris sits down after his day at the G7, has a wank, opens /britfeel/ and proclaims
>just drained my spunk trumpet n my fluids are a bit pongy laddies

>>36207752
Happy date of birth mate. You should try and treat yourself to something to numb the pain.

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>>36207838
that's what you think lad

>>36207824
Moeshit?

Originally

>>36207954


Thats the one, thanks anon.

unorignal
unoriginal2

can anyone tell me the street value of xanax round ur way
usually buy 21 for 30 pounds which seems pretty fair...but im wondering what the profit hes making on that is basically.

>>36207982
i get 30 for 20

Probably gonna go to subway for lunch today. Normally make sandwiches but there was nothing in.

>>36207982
To find out the profit you'd need to know how much his wholesaler charges him.

>>36207982

How about get a prescription?

>>36207982
You can get 1000 for 500 quid. You know they aren't real Xanax though right? Dealers press the pills themselves, so the dosage is all over the place.

Oxford is really nice lads

>>36208008

Are you just here for the day? Exclusively walking around the posh city centre? 85% of Oxford is shit.

How do I get help for mental illness? Do I go to a doctor?

>>36208007
you can get legitimate bars of xan on the dw, dont get the hype personally i dont mind them but certainly wont go out my way for them

tramadol on the other hand

>>36207998
>Probably gonna go to subway for lunch today. Normally make sandwiches but there was nothing in.

Boring. No wonder you don't have a girlfriend if that's all you have to say.

Here's what you sound like:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ytj7AdF8am

>>36208041
no lad you go to the sainsburies meat counter

>>36208043
Xanax is only really good for dealing with comedowns.

Fuck the queen up the IRA

>>36208029
Yeah I'm here just for today, the centre at least. Everyone is intelligent and good looking, the buildings are very pretty. Its really empty too

>>36208007
where can you get real xanax without a prescription from then?

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>>36208051

Here's what you look like, you absolute sperg

>>36208051
>>Boring. No wonder you don't have a girlfriend if that's all you have to say.
Yeah no shit I'm posting about my lunch choice on a Yugoslavic fence painting board.

>>36208075
I noticed that in Cambridge. I felt out of place and left as quickly as I could.

>>36208076
I am sure you can get real (or at least, really pressed by a pharmaceutical company and not in someone's spare room) xanax from somewhere on the darknet. The problem is knowing what's real and what isn't.

>>36208091
Yeah I'm not used to most of the town being students. I feel really inferior here

I'll buy you a pint later in spoons if you fancy it.

The building in the centre are very nice, but don't go too far down the high street m8

SCRAP METAL

SCRAP METAL

ANY OLD IRON

SCRAP METAL

SCRAP METAL

ANY OLD IRON?

Shit posting from work lads. Looking at porn in the office, hiding in the corner. FUCK WORK. FUCK WAGIES. BOOYA.

>>36208115

Yes, I do actually, the the pikeys haven't been around for years.

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STOP RIGHT THERE!

UNDER THE NEET ACT 2017 I DEMAND TO SEE ALL NEET BATTLESTATIONS.

YOU DO NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT PISSBOTTLES BUT ANYTHING YOU DO SAY CAN BE GIVEN IN EVIDENCE

>>36208115
one round me uses a recording that plays through tinny speakers

only says
ANY OLD IRON
though

>>36208133

Good afternoon officer, I'm not a NEET, would you like to see my battlestation anyway?

>>36208133
im afraid people would make fun of me if i did post my battlestation

>scan registry
>107 problems
>fix all
>107 fixed
>scan immediately again
>84 problems
why

>>36208111

meant for>>36208075


thisfucking robot

>>36208143
YOU ARE BEING DETAINED UNTIL PROOF OF BATTLESTATION IS PROVIDED

>>36208145
ARE YOU IMPEEDING JUSTICE?