Hey um so I never had a haircut at a barber before and I'm wondering what I should ask for
>>36194861
A new bike and an Action Man.
3 on sides and scissors top
>>36195284
So it looks something like this, best haircut imo.
>>36194861
hitlerjugend hair
>>36195426
Problem i forgot to metion i have curly hair goy
>>36194861
Get a sort of Hitler youth haircut, ask for buzzed on the sides but long on top.
>>36195516
Look up dude
>>36195547
I don't care if you have curly kike hair, it won't affect it. Buzzed on the side, long on top and ask him to fade your side and top together. Fucking kike.
>>36195471
Doesn't matter. Go for even shorter top and it won't look curly.
Bowl cut is a timeless classic
>>36195471
How curly
>>36194861
Chicks dig the Hitler youth cut just get that. Show the barber a picture of Richard Spencer, and say I want something like that.
>>36194861
Don't get meme hair like everyone is saying. Ask for a regular taper cut
>>36195678
This is the haircut that makes pussies wet.
>>36195426
Don't do this. Its a meme haircut a bunch of liberal hipsters wear to try and seem chad.
Just ask for a trim or a buzz and go on with your life.
>>36195712
Top is too long and he looks like a faggot. Pic related is better
>>36195426
>>36195712
Shit
>>36195790
Get this.
That's how curly
>>36195790
Whats it called orig my nig
>>36194861
fade numbah 1 nigga
>>36196024 might get
I just go in and tell them
>short and simple, please, ill leave the rest up to you
Im sure its a bit autistic but my hair looks normal and idk what else to ask for. I mean, im not a barber so i dont know what all the haircuts are called (moreover they all look more or less the same and i dont really care)
>>36195790
how to ask for?
I only want this hairstyle so i can signal in the most likely vain hopes i might meet a fellow fashy goy.
>>36195687
tight sides though to get pussies wet
>>36194861
ask him to fuck your shit up
short sides, couple inch trimmed off top cheers lad
>>36194861
"Number 4 on the back and sides and scissored quite short on top please"
Literally can't go wrong with this.