God dammit guys. Today may be the first day of the rest of my life.
>Mom dies 4 years ago
>my successful older brother gladly takes me into his home
>Hes about 12 years older than me, Im 24
>The house cleaner who would come by once or twice a week was a qt who didnt know a God Damn word of English
>next thing you know, my brother is plowing her and before you know it, theyre married.
>her and her daughter move into the house with us
>pic related
>my brother is perfectly fine supporting my NEET lifestyle, and doesnt expect anything of me except to clean my mess.
>She doesnt work anymore either, and hes fine supporting her and his new step daughter finacially
>My brother works all day, and she leaves twice everyday for about 30ish minutes to take, and pick her daughter up from school
>I use that time to sniff /lick, and eat the crusties off her panties from the dirty bin, and fap with and cum into her clean panties and bras from the drawers she keeps them in
>Basically do this every school day twice a day, and every other time I know their both gone, for about two years straight
>She left just now to pick her daughter up
>like clock work, I get up, Drop my shorts and boxers, and head to their room
>I ball up a pair of panties into my mouth after eating the dry pussy crust off of them, and start going through her pantie drawer
>find 2 pairs I want to soil
>wrap them around my dick, and start fapping
>turn my head, and shes standing at the door of their bedroom with her mouth hanging open, starting at me like a deer in headlights
>try to say Im sorry, but cant because my mouth is stuffed with panties, which also happens to be hanging out of my mouth a bit
>I just dropped everything where I stood, walked past her, no pants or underwear on, dick still erect as fuck, and came to my room.
And Here I am. Waiting for whatever is going to happen to happen.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO TELL MY BROTHER? HOW CAN I CONTINUE TO LIVE HERE EVEN? I AM FUCKED. HELP. PLS.
>>36192899
Wew lad. I hope that fap was worth it
>>36192899
You're fucked dude, like totally fucked, you need to just run, grab your shit and run, and if your brother asks where you went then hopefully it means she didn't tell him.
barricade your door
I hope you know that you did NOTHING WRONG.
Better fugg while you get a chance, definitely to late to threaten la migra, but you might as well try and get laid. Also you'll be homeless soon. I remember the good.old days of jerking off.in my gfs roommates panties, jerked off into a friend of mines bra when she came over once, the feeling of knowing she was wearing my cum made me miss again. Fuck you Alex.
its simple
>convert to islam
>be super fanatic
>take the child for marraige because muh muhammed
>fuck her now live
>blow yourself up 2 years later in the name of allah
>>36192899
Write a note saying how sorry you are (if you even are) and say you need to spend some time away, then leave town. Youre neet life has caused this. Its time to leave your cocoon and turn into a beautiful butterfly
>>36192899
Aren't you eating and licking your own cum from her dirty underwear too tho?
>>36193107
or at least into a fucking worm who cant move
Did you know that this would happen one day, dontcha?
i guess you'll have to leave his house now ...
>>36193116
just his brother's cum
Its over for you. Pretty sure this is a bait thread, but if this is a real situation, your Old brother will undoubtly want you gone. There is no rectifying this, since she doesn't speak English. I'd say raid the house of any food, harbor you clothing, precure water, and most of all bring your computing device with you. The entire set. You can set it up basically anywhere with if you gain access to internet and a nearby outlet.
Honestly, should've probably gained your own home. Bring a knife for hunting vermin when you start to run out of food. A fire starter implement would be ideal aswell.
>>36192968
Im wondering if i should beg her not to say anything. Like tell her it was a one time thing, ect.
>>36193010
How so? Im pretty sure from a legal standpoint, this is sexual misconduct, and some tpe of assault. What if the test her stuff? I mean her shampoos and lotions, ect, have my fucking cum in them. SHIT.
>>36193107
I have no where to go man.
>>36193160
Actually, I did imagine I couldnt keep getting away with this. And sure enough, the day came.
>>36192899
kys, there is nothing else for you in life
>>36192899
Can you physically confront your brother? What are the stats?
>>36192899
It could have been worse, she could have caught you in the lolis room doing this
>>36193116
Not that it matter now, BUT, I only came in beige, white, yellow, or grey panties. When the cum dries up in them, its not noticeable, So Every other color was cum free. >>36193251
Free from my cum anyway.
>>36193256
>>36193298
>>36193343
My brother coould whoop my ass. NO if ands or buts about it. I need a way to rectify this without leaving. She cant call him, luckily, but that doesnt mean she hasnt sent a text.
There's Infinite porn online
You have free rent so you could even splurge for an occasional hooker and buy panties online with NEETbux/PT-wages
But no, you just had to shit where you eat and creep on your sister-in-law. I hope you end up living on the streets.
>>36193409
>NO if ands or buts about it. I
What are the stats, tho? (Height, weight, BMI)
Anyway, how well do you get along with him? Maybe him kicking your ass will be an atonement for your sins. But, like the other anon said, at least it wasn't with the little girl's panties.
So, it could've been with way worse.
>>36192899
>try to say Im sorry, but cant because my mouth is stuffed with panties
kill you are self oh pee
your brother is a cuck and a race traitor
>>36192899
Run
Run as fast as you can
>>36193277
>I have no where to go man.
Go to /out/ and ask them how to survive for however long you need to. /k/ also has some useful information. While in hiding, you could write a memoir, which I'm sure would be published, and then live off the revenue.
Problem solved.
Now all you have to do is think of a creative title.
You need to start living in the streets to get away from this my man.
>>36193898
>A Soiled Life
>>36192899
Why are you so fucking autistic.
>>36193491
He 6'1 or so. Bit for a 36-37 year old. I dontknow what his BMI is. Of course I get along with him, Do you think its woth mentioniong
>a-at least i w-wasnt Cr-Cristinas underewear...
?
>>36193549
Hm. What does that make me?
>>36193898
The only thing that would be in it it, is me playing video games, watching anime, and fapping with fleshlights, and my sister in laws panties.
Who the fuck wants to read that?
Hey OP I hope you find this helpful
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide
>>36194198
It would talk about how that sedentary, pathetic lifestyle from before lead to you resorting to the exact opposite sort of lifestyle, and in turn having you learn the life lessons that you couldn't have possibly have learned before.
Trust me, normies eat that shit up.
Well he IS your blood brother. Maybe he might beat you up or reprimand you with extremely, but leaving you out in the cold maybe out of his bounds...
He must be an exceptionally nice man, considering he lets his mate of another past union under his house and you, a "NEET". But the the likely chance is you being banished.
Oh god I'm on the edge of my seat hahahaha
It: op fucked the fuck up way too fucking hard
You're done. It's over.
>actually falling for this
am I surrounded by newfags? I miss old 4chan
>>36195211
STFU you're ruining the MAGIC
>>36195211
>am I surrounded by newfags? I miss old 4chan
Everyone knows its bait lmao
doesnt mean we cant play along
>>36192899
>Pic seems legit
Could be real, sounds fake as fuck though