Why are men so insecure with their penis size?

Because it can't be changed.
>feels pencil dick man

because the heathen masses have nothing to hang their hats on besides so-called sexual prowess
in this way, it is a good idea to enforce the idea that 7 inches is the average and baseline acceptable size, and anything less is suicide tier - hopefully the moronic peasantry will take it to heart

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>>36191749
truth
>>36191762
cringe

What a fucking degenerate world we live in. Why the fuck is the slut comparing penis sizes between different men? WTF?

Tldr but let me give you the wisdom of life

Women don't like small or medium penises. (Medium is small when non erect)
Whether you feel insecure or proud about it is not my business. Either way you're getting trashed. Sorry :///

>>36191621
because all girls expect 8+inches, especially when you're tall. i'd rather just fap than risk being turned down or laughed at for my 5 incher

>>36191621
>the so called "truth"
And then they wonder why there is such a thing as misogyny

>>36191621
Men. You mean boys.

>no men
You mean boys

>white butt men

>I got the 6'8 giant I requested but now his penis is too small

>sex is the ultimate expression of love
>whaaaaaaaaaaaaat his penis is smaller than a horse's? NEXT!

Because women think all average 5 inch dicks are actually 7 inches and think all 6 inch dicks are 8 inches.

They can't tell the size of something at fucking all and vastly overestimate girth, as well as not realizing that even 8 inch dildos about 2 inchs of that is typically the suction cup ball parts that they can't even insert. Vast majority of women on the planet (even just counting nothing but white girls) can't take 7-8 inches without being in pain.

Men have come to expect that their dick needs to be bigger based on porn and a woman's fuck ups when eye measuring.

Media

That's why. In almost every Empire and major society in the world in the past, big dicks were usually seen as comical and grotesque which is why they were largely given to stuff like Satyrs and other ugly creatures.

>>36191914
Holy shit lol I thought 5 inches only existed in nightmares. Haha I was gonna ask when erect or flaccid but lmao both are eeeeeee hahahahahahahhaa shit man.

>>36192272
Trying to hard there anon. Might want to be more subtle with your bait.

Because we feel we're not good enough for women.

>>36192120
As long as penis is thick enough, girls dont care.

As a woman I'm curious why is it SO IMPORTANT to be perfect to us?

People are hammering that girl in that thread for saying she liked her ex bfs cock more but she likes her current bf more

Why must she lie? She obviously likes her current bf he doesn't need to be a god.

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>>36191621
>Posting reddit bait as chanbait.
Kys

>>36192372
Girls usually don't care anyways unless its 3 inches or lower.

>>36192405
>Girls usually don't care anyways unless its 3 inches or lower.
I really doubt that girls dont care about penis being 4 inch long.

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>>36192383
Ok look as a guy with a big dick it just gives me a peace of mind when a girl is comparing me to anyone else that I'm larger. It just helps me feel more like a man. You know?

>>36192430
Considering 5 inches is the average (not even counting gooks and pajeets and shit), yeah, that one inch difference isn't all that bad, its still gonna hit all the nerves in a vag just fine and should still have a relatively normal girth or damn close to it.

But really if you're anywhere from 4-7 you're good. Typically 5-6 is the best.

depth > girth

girth is fine but its just annoying, especially if its short and wide. fuck that. who wants to be with a push pop?

DEPTH AND WIDTH DEPTH AND WIDTH CHAD I LOVE YOU MARRY ME YES <3

>>36191621
>Why are men so insecure with their penis size?

Because women gossip.

>>36192383
it's not even about perfection, what kind of man is like 5 inches or 6-7 and lower? fucking disgusting, honestly you say this shit either because you have NO standards whatsoever, or you're gay. either that or you need to stroke some beta's ego and be on his welfare. it's really not about perfection - it's fucking decency and anyone with senses should know this. how can he be a man with a small floss strand? ugly ass fat obese get-what-i-can hometown flapper roast detected.

8+ master race reporting.

I get stares in the morning.

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Size really doesn't matter guys, just don't be under 6 inches.

>>36192120
>can't take 7-8 inches without being in pain.

that's the beauty and fun of it. girls like being stretched by alpha chads.

why do you think japanese girls whine and fake pain? be a girl and you'll know dumbass. its invigorating for both.

>>36192488
>Considering 5 inches is the average (not even counting gooks and pajeets and shit)
source. lying to people doesn't help them

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>>36192488
I only have 5.5 x 5.5 one and it feels so damn small especially when i'm 6'4

>>36192314
lol how is it bait.. man
im not typing out
anything related to dthose inches
that hting. both ways, fuck no fuck pass.

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>>36192570
>just don't be under 6 inches.

tfw black with a 3.1 dong

>>36192272
What about 5.4 Inch girth, faggot? I need to use large condoms because if I don't they break.

>look at my cheeto XD
Everyone knows girth > length

>>36192633
His name is Leon dicklet

>tfw half black with 7.5

>>36191621
Because love doesnt exist meaning you to keep a woman's simian impulses directed towards you or she will cuck you. Having a large penis makes that much easier but she still will cuck anyway.

>>36192522
t. 4.6 girth noodle boy

>>36192633
>>36192708
>tfw half black and partially white/native american with barely 4in

I had an extremely bad case of phimosis until I was about 20 when I managed to work through it, shit was painful and I don't know why I bothered. Not like anyone wants to fuck me anyways.

How come computer scientists have invented AI yet they can't even get their own biology to grow? You'd think they'd have come up with some attachment-implant by now. Fuck hurry up. Jk don't, because the ones who don't have it aren't worth it anyway lmaooo hahaha :)

>>36192584
Try sticking something with 5.5 girth in your mouth. That shit aint easy to take. You are basically on gifted level of girth, you are top 10% in that aspect.

if you have all girth and no length, aka you are not big, you're gonna be so limited in the sex positions you do. you can't even pound her lmao. enjoy the half broken push pop you fucks.


thats not even feel good pain, its just annoying. like putting the wider end of a glass bottle

Men like to change themselves to be attractive to women. You cant change your dick size.

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you can't stroke with girth

you need length x girth

all of you are fucking mathematical dweebs

just go away please, nobody gives a fuck. all of this talk isn't going to change your motherfucking 99 cent store synthetic wannabe chapstick ass

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>>36191621

God, women are fucking disgusting. I fucking hate them, every single one of them. Worthless subhumans.

>>36192708
Im black and one inch shorter than you, the BBC meme makes my self painful honestly because you realize white girls only want BBCs not really black men shit man.

>>36192885
It's in all aspects of life, not only dick. The difference between the average and a retard is fucking 30 points of IQ, so to a 130 and up, you are a drooling retard. Really makes you think, huh?

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>>36192906
>you are top 10% in that aspect.
something like than but length isnt complementary. It's looks like fat wiener you'd see on Tom and Jerry.

>>36192985
>because you realize white girls only want BBCs not really black men shit man
Even in cucking, black guys are nothing more than sex objects.

>>36193008
Women love that shit.

If you have a girth of anywhere in the 5s they're gonna have a ball. Length is nowhere near as important, a lot of chicks hate their fucking cervix being hit. I mean shit you're 5.5 anyways, that's a little above normal dick size anyways.

Seriously ignore the meme lords, a normal dick is 5x4.6

>>36191621
This is why I want a virgin gf. I'm not blaming her, I'd just rather not have that thought constantly creeping in my mind.

>>36193029
even then they have to pay the woman more in order to even do it and some still wont

>>36192927
>>36192970
>he is so insecure about his girth that he has to go against the proven fact that girth is more inportant
We know you are ashamed of your noodle, but this is just too much. That shitty 4 inch aint going to satisfy anybody, you will just hit the cervix and make her slap your shit and throw you out :^)

Unless you are 8 or 9 inches long and can hit the A Spot, your length is useless past the initial 4.5.

>>36193029
Made me cry I mean got a decent girth but they just want BBCs its like my face and bod mean nothing to them man, shit how you white dudes deal with these soulless bitchs man. Least black girls will suck off once you 6 inchs n shit.

>>36193008
my chode friend, I too have your measurements, it's truly a mixed kind of feel

>5.4
Im insecure because its not like I have a baseball bat between my legs but to be fair its not a tic tac either so meh I try not worrry since im the only one whose going to see it anyway

>>36191621

wtf this bitch is barely literate - that whole thing was so hard to read

>>36193008
That site is retarded.

>>36193008
Would you rather be 7 Inch and 4.6?

>>36191818
Do you not compare breast, ass and hip size?

>>36193189
>Would you rather be 7 Inch and 4.6?
Atleast it looks decent.

>>36193217
In reality most men don't really give a fuck as long as they get to fuck that woman.

>>36193217
Not really we men just talk about how tight the pussies are.

Though it says alot if a woman is thinking about other penis while she has a boyfriend.

>>36193217
I don't ask for all 3 desu, she can have big ass and average B cup tits, or good tits and average ass, hell she can even have some belly, I like that. Girls want not only the 8 inch long but also the 6 inch girth, they are fucking insane.

>>36193217
Men has much more diverse taste than women, therefore as long as she has working vagina some guy will find her attractive enough to have sex.

>>36193244
No it'd look like a weird noodle.

>>36193314
>No it'd look like a weird noodle.
as oppose to short but fat dick?

>>36193217
None of those are directly used in sex. Nor is the lack of them detrimental to sex.

>>36193244
I can guarantee you the 7 Inch friend would be as insecure as you are with that girth, which is the average.

>>36193330
You mean an above normal and fat dick?

Yeah anon, what a crime that you have an above average penis in both length and girth, girth by a good amount.

I'll preface this by stating I'm a virgin, obviously.

What does she mean by "technically proficient"? Does this just mean he doesn't know how to give good head? I would assume how people respond to sex depends on their individual preferences more than anything else, but if that's not the case, what sort of universal methods is she referring to here?

>>36193436
It means she enjoys the sex more because she's emotionally/in love with her current boyfriend, but her ex boyfriend's dick made her vagina feel better.

Most people will agree that sex with someone you love is vastly superior to sex with someone just because they have a tight vagina, big tits, big dick, or whatever. She's just being a vapid cunt.

>>36193436
>technically proficient
probably cums too fast and doesnt know that you can grope her with hands or stimulate clitoris when fucking her.

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>>36191762
>it is a good idea to enforce the idea that 7 inches is the average

The fact that some people actually think this and being an owner of a 7" it kinda pisses me off.

>hurrr top 93-99% is average

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~ HERE IS THE KEY FOR YOU LOST SOULS ~

would you rather have a blowjob by a angel's sweet, soft, warm, mouth?

OR would you rather have a bj from helga, who uses a Q-TIP to take a swab of her saliva and applicate it directly to your penis side?

A. is sex with alpha chad, a normal penis (not the stupid ass 6-7 inch dur hur im a fucking girth bwoiiieee shit you all have going on) (5 inches fuck off.)

and B - is sex with, what i just described above. sex with fucking 4 5 incher retards.

logically speaking, even from an outsiders view, think about it.

would you rather have a bj in a wet warm mouth, or do you think feeling qtip with saliva at the tip is going to feel good?

fucking end this stupid ass debate now. god.

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>Stop masturbating to gain girth

Hmmmmmm Does this work?

>>36191621
>Why are women insecure when they have small breasts.
There is your answer

>>36193593
Only women and niggers think this.

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say no to small penis abuse

they are violating our eyesights, please stop! do not even talk to us! why waste our time? why?

why talk big when you are tiny? what do you expect me to look forward to? oh wow, you sure' destroyed' me there hah time to fake being in pain so he feels big XD

what girls actually want is to be DEAD by the time they're done with chad. <3

>>36193633
yeah and place some healing crystals next to your bedside

>>36193633
>Hmmmmmm Does this work?
More like get in shape to have better erection therefore having thicker dick as a result.

>>36193651
breasts don't self-lubricate, breasts aren't the main sex organ

go back to sucking titties you dumb dingbat

>>36191621
idk tb'h f'am, i'm a tall black guy but my dick is like 4in long. sucks to suck but i don't think it actually matters all that much anyway.

>>36193658
Honestly I became more concerned about IQ when I realized the difference between a retard and the average person is only 20 points. This hit me so fucking hard, now I finally realized why for some people it was so hard to understand shit that I found relatively easy to get. They are fucking retards when compared to me.

>>36192120
Don't look up the dildo sizes they buy most often f@m. Also>>36192576 this. It's astounding people lack the common sense to understand human sexuality.

Because unlike men, women aren't forgiving if a man isn't physically ideal for them unless they're filthy rich or famous.

>>36193923
They buy 7 inch long WITH 5.5 inch girth. This means that if you lack in EITHER, you are sub human and can't satisfy a girl.

Funny because that would make basically 95% or more of the male population as sub human. No wonder why Chad gets all the pussy, he is the only one with both specs maxed.

>>36193922
be humble bitch, not everybody had the opportunity to masturbate to anime in their rooms like U

>>36193708
You are literally proving how dumb you are with a statement like this, cause you are basically saying "Appearance doesn't matter to anyone" which is funny since if that were the case people wouldn't be mad for being ugly would they.
The entire body is part of the appearance to say it doesn't matter proves just how little knowledge you have.
>Also breasts aren't the main sex organ.
Someone knows very little about sex if you don't even know that foreplay is most of it so good job once again proving your lack of knowledge.

>>36193923
As a girl getting hit in the cervix and beyond is painful, its not something you want to happen at all. Its not fun in any way.

>>36193217

No of course not. WTF kind of degenerate do you take me for?

I've never ever heard other men do that either.

>>36193922

IQ doesn't scale like that. the practical difference between an average person and a bright (120 IQ) person is not nearly as vast as the difference between an average person and a literal retard

>>36194043
I am humble, but being humble doesn't invalidate the truth. From an objective point of view they are indeed that below. Likewise I'm a retard when compared to Einstein or Trump.

I'm not going to treat people as inferior beings for this, but now I see I gotta be more patient with them.

>>36194019
It's opposite, if you can get with her to bed, chances are that she wont mind your physical flaws because she likes you already.

>>36194075
nah, i'm saying breasts aren't important as pussy ;)

so don't equate strong cock with small breasts. they're totally diff. pussy is to cock k?

if small breasts are an issue, breast surgery

if you have small penises.. well.. gl with jelqing

LMAO fuckingew

>>36194116
It is, and I have seen it in practice. What it takes the bright a day to do, it takes the average half a week.

I got so desperate sometimes because people just wouldn't understand what I considered basic shit, and when I couldn't make plans with friends because they couldn't understand some shit that I studied in like 2 hours.

>>36194187
>gl with jelqing
Does that actually work? I would be very pleased to increase my girth from 5.5 to 6, now that would be enough to dislocate some jaws.

>>36194137
>Likewise I'm a retard when compared to Einstein or Trump.
One of these is not like the other

>>36194245
>Does that actually work?
You're risking getting ED.

>>36194087
Fucking idiot thinks it would feel so good to get kicked in the balls as he has sex. Still I don't think 7 inches is enough for that.

What makes girth superior is because it can stimulate the G spot far better, but length isn't going to help much unless that shit about the A Spot is true, and you need more than 7 inches to hit that, you need like 8.

>>36194247
Trump IQ is 156, that guy TRUMPS all of us in terms of intelligence.

>>36194371
>Trump IQ is 156
Source?
The man can't even form a coherent sentence or spell properly. I have a very tough time believing he has an IQ of 156.

>>36192691
>5.4 Inch girth
>large

hahahahahahah

>>36194451
Better than 90% of humans, my man :^)

>>36194451
regular condoms are too tight for such girth.

>>36194267
But if I don't get ED, does it actually work with increasing or not?

>>36194144
>nah, i'm saying breasts aren't important as pussy ;)
Opinion
>so don't equate strong cock with small breasts. they're totally diff. pussy is to cock k?
Except breasts are more exposed and get more attention, therefore make women more likely to get comments about it in the first place, since no one is gonna notice how big or small your cock is unless you have a boner 24/7 or deliberately try to show it off.

>>36194471
More like better than 97% of humans.

>>36194663
Isn't that 6 girth?

>>36191621
I'm master race 7.4" long, 6" girth and still insecure about my penis

>>36193217
This, men are such fucking hypocrites

>>36193286
>we men

Why do maleanons always bring attention to themselves this way? Fuck off back to Wizchan.

>>36194700
>still insecure about my penis
That confirms that your problems are purely psychological. I fuck girls with my 5 incher and nothing bad ever happened.

>>36194578
2/10 nice try

my pinky toe is more important than any penis or pussy

F A C T !!!!!! S UP ERIOR

>>36194697
My sides.

God no, the average girth is like 4.6. Hell big girth is considered in the 5-5.5 range. Anything beyond that is an extreme rarity.

>>36192570
>size doesn't matter as long as ur big :^)
>height doesn't matter as long as ur tall :^)
>income doesn't matter as long as ur rich :^)

>>36194752
>Found the narcissist
It must be great having delusional thought processes, have your (you).

>>36194758
I think better than 97% is an extreme rarity.

>>36194729
>5 incher
lol, more like 'nothing ever happened'

>>36194863
>anon has a cock that the vast majority of the world has
LOL MEMES BRAH xD

kys

>>36194700
>I'm master race
>still insecure
Really makes you think

>>36191621
>going on reddit

Kill yourself OP

>>36194863
>lol, more like 'nothing ever happened'
Whatever you say virgin boy.

>>36193217
What the fuck, no. Nobody does that.

I like big breasts, ass, and hips. But I've never once thought "oh, my current partner has bigger/smaller breasts than my ex"

The whole idea of doing that is just fucking random and goofy.

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>>36191621
>isn't 100 perfect
>been with bigger
>used to webcam
>not technically great in bed
>emotionally great
This man is going to get cucked so fucking hard in the future

>>36194995
Or she'll settle and they'll both leave unsatisfying lives because they're both busted individuals with nothing to offer anyone anymore.

>>36195046
>they're both busted individuals with nothing to offer anyone anymore
She's a woman in america she can leave him at any time go fuck some more chads and still find a beta provider in a few years when she finally does start to reach her best by date

>>36195115
She's 27, she's already lost her value in America.

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>>36194817
>6 inches is big

WEW LAD

I came for the dick pics, wtf man where are they

>>36195132
>she's already lost her value in America
you're seriously underestimating how much america accepts and encourages the slut behavior, there are men that would still gladly marry and provide for her because "the past is the past" has been drilled into them

The black porn you sick creeps spam has ruined so many lives, I bet it kills relationships and produces so many robot sons from impotent dads. I guess that was the purpose of it to destroy us

>>36195171
>wtf man where are they
I aint gonna post my dick. Last time i did it someone called it piranha plant.

>>36194817
FUCKING THIS.
Women are absolute shit, not gonna lie.

>>36193217
Yeah but it's just bro talk. We don't actually care for it because appearance isn't everything

>>36195210
Post it u slut

>average vaginal depth Is 5-6 inches
>women still want an 8 incher

and to think i'd be happy fucking a wooden plank

>>36195265
Women don't want average men. They want elite men, and are happy to be part of a harem as a perpetual fuckbuddy if it means they can get fucked by Chad.

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>>36192383

Because women are never satisfied and always always always think they can do better and will leave you if they meet someone better, so unless you're a rich tall handsome funny ripped Chad with a big dick you can easily see how men might get insecure about not being perfect

>>36194995
>future
he's already cucked

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>>36192549
wow originaldo commento desu

>>36194501
Minimally and not permanently. Actually I've heard people say that if it does lengthen your dick, you tend to lose girth. Its a meme.

>>36191762
>heathen masses
>says the guy who has probably never contributed anything positive to society

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>>36195251
>Post it u slut
Just because you've asked.

>>36193217
The only guys who do that are Chad's with mega weiner. Us robots don't discriminate we just want wet penor.

>>36195564
Looks like a piranha plant.

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>>36195604
>Looks like a piranha plant.
So original.

>>36195564
Gross my dude

>>36195564
Am gay
Would blow

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>>36195171
>go to post dick pic
>"File too large."
>mfw

>>36195663
>Gross my dude
Gee, thanks
>>36195684
Not gay but thanks for compliment, i guess.

.

>>36192383
Because in the modern world men have no options and women have nearly unlimited. All a woman has to do is parade around her vag and men will come flocking and she can choose the best and then if she's not satisfied take all that he has and move on to the next. Men have nothing, women aren't desperately seeking them out and waving their dick around gets them nothing they also need 10/10 looks, a shit ton of money, and a good future otherwise they're stuck waiting til women have gone and fucked their share of men and started to run their looks out and are then looking for someone desperate to support them. Essentially the modern world is based around making men insecure.

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>>36195171
Original comment with original penis

>>36192584
im 6'4 wit 5.9 x 5.9
literally too big to fit into a toilet paper roll
and even then ive had a ex say i had a babydick
so disregard what sloots say

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>>36195171
>tfw /r9k/ never has dick threads anymore
>everyone just says go to /soc/
I want to see sweaty neet virgin robot dicks not some normies dicks

>>36192383
kek, until you have a fight and then use his small penis as a weapon to hurt him

this is like when women say 'OMG, why are men so hung up on being short' while at the same time talking about how hot tall guys are, how they wouldn't date anyone under 6 foot, how their type is 'tall, dark and handsome'

Because sex is a large point of pride for men and being told you're inadequate is hugely damaging because unlike women who have literally every surgery imaginable to fix everything wrong with them, men do not have that luxury. The penis we're born with is what we have to work with. It doesn't help that women perpetuate the shaming of men with smaller penises.

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>Girls

>Ugly vagina?
He'll fuck it anyways, besides if I have a nice ass/tits it doesn't matter
>Bad/No ass?
He'll fuck it anyways, besides if I have a nice vag/tits it doesn't matter
>Bad/No tits?
If I have a nice ass or nice vag it doesn't matter

>Guys

>Small/ugly dick?
You had better be rich and even then there's a chance Tyrone would cuck you

>>36195779
>babydick
>5.9 length
but it is.

>>36195855
you wish :) have fun with your needledick chump :)

>>36195964
but it is.
Everyone knows the "average length" is lower than it really is to keep robots like you from hanging yourself.

>>36196106
im 6'4 with a slay count of 23
could care less what some neet says about my dick lol

>>36191621
>160 replies
I don't expect this board to be good or even decent half the time. But threads Like these always make me shake my head

>>36196184
Post ur dick or leave

these threads always hurt me then they should. i always end up feeling angry and inadequate like i shouldn't even try with women. i don't know how to convey the type of sad i feel but it is not good. 6x5 by the way and i am told that women will never be happy or satisfied with this.

You dull children look like babies slapping at water in the wading pool. You just sound so fucking stupid and childish almost all the time.

I really hope you find a life in this world, you just don't sound very promising.

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>>36196184

You can make a dick size thread on any board and get 100+ posts easy, assuming it doesn't get pruned for free

>>36192120
>Because women think all average 5 inch dicks are actually 7 inches and think all 6 inch dicks are 8 inches.
I've met lots of femanons on 4chan and they all say this is bullshit.

>>36196506
Not sure why you feel inadequate. >>36195738 looks to be 6x5 and is plenty big enough. Stop comparing your dick to pornstars

>>36191621
>tfw gay
>tfw bf loves me having a small penis
>tfw insecurity transforms into confidence

>>36196557
>met a lot of rejected females and what are they saying must be true!
it's the same as asking r9k about dating - they have no clue.

>>36195564
dimensions? length/girth

>>36196601
>it's the same as asking r9k about dating - they have no clue.
You're deluded if you think all women on 4chan are ugly. Some of them are very attractive.

>>36196612
>length/girth
5.5x5.5, could be more on length but i'm a fatfuck.

>have a small penis
>girls dont like me anyways so they never find out
hahahaha take that normies!

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>tfw have the most pathetic shota dick on this board

Well then.

>>36196506

You have it easy, you're in the acceptable range, not even the nicest among us will lie and say anything 4 and below is good, we always get the "sorry you have cancer" look when asking about our size.

It's because of the patriarchy but you don't want to hear that.

>>36196708
Let me see it, I promise I wont show anyone

>>36196783
Are you really 4 inches?

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>>36196811
I'm risking the NSA misinterpreting this as CP and getting v&. Fuck these genes bruh.

>>36196898
probably not what you want to hear but thats adorable, 10/10 would suck just because its cute

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>>36196898
Awwww

It wants to be all grown up

>>36196898
thats a good looking dick and averag size

would succ

>>36196898
>tfw even smaller than this
It's big enough to not be medically considered a micropenis, but small enough for everyone outside the medical field to call it a micropenis.

>>36196852

3 - 3.5

sex life btfo

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7 X 5.5

good enough?

>>36193217
Not really. Especially not down to a number.

>>36197257
>good enough?
good enough to fuck some sluts. now get out from pc and get going.

>>36191621
because they think women care, when in reality only men nake fun of others having small dicks.

>>36197296
>they think women care
implying they dont.

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>>36196920
>cute
Godammnit
>>36196959
KURWA BLYAD
>>36196984
I don't believe you but thanks I guess
>>36197007
Sorry anon. We're all in the same ship here.

>>36197286
sadly I'm only 5'9" :( no sloot banging for me

>>36197257
No. Retake a picture, but with your bare feet also visible.

Because when women judge you you're either 10/10 or 0/10

There's no middle ground like with men who will fuck anything between 4/10 and 11/10

>>36197327
>sadly I'm only 5'9
It's average height anon. It should be that much of an impairment.

>>36197257
>abusing camera angles

Lol

>>36197338
I don't feel like getting hard now but if you email me at [email protected] I may send you a pic sometime

>>36197254
Damn. Do you have Irish ancestry by any chance?

>tfw you're so insecure in your dick you fantasize about other guys fucking your gf while you make out with her and she talks about how big he is and how good it feels and she makes you clean her cream up off his veiny dick

>>36197414
Thats a little more than insecure

>>36197405

No, I'm a blackbot.

>>36197437
>Thats a little more than insecure
Whatever it is I want it to stop but nothing turns me on more.

I used to fap to the thought of fucking cute girls. But that felt too unrealistic, so I used to imagine myself as somebody else fucking cute girls with my big dick. Now I imagine myself watching other guys fuck cute girls while I support and clean up.

I wish I could be a real boy.

>>36197414
You might just be a straight up cuck fetishist

>>36197489
I dont believe you bruh

6x5.5
I dont know iF hanging myself because of length ir feel quite good about girth
I dont even know if im measuring it right

>dick is 5.5
>girlfriend thinks its big
They have no idea bros

>>36197519

People don't like about having a small dick.

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This is the baitest of bait how has noone pointed out the sex tape that has been passed around that she casually drops, like this roastie is the toastie roastie herself
HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED THIS SERIOUSLY
THIS BAIT THREAD DEGENERATED INTO AN EVEN MORE WORTHLESS SELF-DEPRECATING SHITSHOW THAT IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE NONSENSE THAT SHOULD HAE BEEN SEIZED ON
THIS WHOLE DISCUSSION IS SO AWFUL I'M SEETHING
THAT PEOPLE ARE SPERGING OUT ABOUT THEIR DICK SIZES WITHOUT EVEN TOASTING THE ARBYS IN THE MANNER I THINK THEY SHOULD
FUCK YOU NIGGERS TO DEATH
AUTISM RAGE AND SAGE

>>36197539
>I don't even know if im measuring right

Not that hard to measure a penis

>>36197539
>>36197721
Honestly should be pretty damn intuitive to measure a dick, if youre still not sure google it

>>36196557
Women are retarded, they don't know if it's true or not.

>>36195738
Is this a painting?

>>36193651
Small breasts are much more cute than huge blobs.

t. 7 inch dick, moderate-to-large girth (4-5 inches, I think, or at least somewhere close to that), dating a qt (previously, heh) virgin girl since she was 15 and I was 17.

I'm still depressed :^) Yay me

>>>>36191749
tfw small penor

>>36196616
ehehehehehe.. wait, you're serious?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>36191621
Romance means nothing.

You guys saying anything above 5 inch girth is large seem full of shit. Mine is 5.3 girth and doesn't seem large at all. The toilet roll test seems a bit guideline

>>36197414
it's so hot when hes big as like my forearm

>>36191621
Maybe it's because I have a 6.5/7(on a good day) inch dick but I don't feel insecure about it at all. I feel more insecure over my awful teeth.

>>36196650
That's definitely not 5.5 girth

>>36198765
No, why do you say this my dude

>>36199708
Lol this, I'm guessing 4.5.

Requesting more penis pics

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>always thought my flacid dick looked so damn small on my body
>Measure length : 3.5 average
>The fuck? Whatever, I'm stuck with it
>Years later decide to buy an actual measuring tape for girth
>a little under 4.5 flaccid
>The average is 3.7
>mfw

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I wonder what the average penis size becomes if you remove all asian countries from the census?

>>36191621
>you'll never suck a robot's small penis with pleasure while complimenting him on his size and girth

>>36200322
>implying I want to succ a small penis

I like thick cock tyvm

>>36200341
I have a fetish for reassuring sexually insecure guys though

>>36200378
Same, except in my case I want to ridicule their little cocks while they suck mine

>>36196898
Seeing the replies to this post depresses me, the dick in the picture is double my length.
>new I was right
>back to drinking my life away

>>36200578
Are you a manly man, or could you pass for a trap? Might need to rethink your sexuality if you have a tiny penis

>>36200717
I'm 5'4" and chubby. I d9nt have a sexuality, my brain forces me to want to have sex. I have no control over a at birth addiction.

>>36200823
You'll be fine. Maybe try for petite girls

I measure my dick and it's 6 long, 5 girth. But I look at it, and it looks 4 inchees, 4 girth. Even in close up pictures.

I don't know if I'm shit at measuring with a ruler or with my eyes,

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>>36191621
Every girl makes fun of you for it.

>>36201581
Just say she's loose, it evens it out

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>>36201600
Well thats funny penis size and vagina size are very different a small women and large (6 to 7) would be like ripping her but a size queen going to a 6 to 7 would be nothing.
Kinda hate it desu...some girls make me feel manly most laugh...

>>36191914
If a girl makes fun of your dick size call her a used up whore and punch her tit

>>36196898
>these replies
>its an average dick, bigger than some already posted ITT
The fuck is going on here

>>36201900
I'd say it's slightly below average

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>my dick was larger than some of your guy's dicks when I was 13.

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is this even legit? seems way too optimistic

>>36202112
6.75 is pretty big, congrats

Cause they can't make a girl have a vaginal orgasm. I just had sex with my new gf and I have a slightly above average cock and I think she came close to coming a few times but as hard as I tried she wouldn't get there. So I watch interracial and imagine someone else satisfying her. Is that bad?

>>36202251
Neck and nips, learn to multi-task

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>>36202215
>tfw "big" and only 5'9

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>>36202290
A good feel indeed

I honestly think that dick shape is more important than length and width

>>36202000
>8 inches is slightly below average
ok bro
maybe grow some fucking eyes next time ok
ok

>>36192570
honestly tongue skills and stamina are the most important

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>>36191749
>pencil divk
KILLMENOW

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>tfw barely over 7inches
>tfw fucking pencil dick

This website a lie senpai

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>>36202398
Dimensions?

>tfw pencil dick
>dick makes hand look big, not the other way around like it should be
>sometimes lose my boner when I look from the porn down to my penis

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>>36202434
Try this site

>>36202559
Isn't a website anymore. Also, on when you just look up the visualizer, Reddit pops up and someone said that howlongismyschlong is more accurate

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>>36202559
>female hand holding the ruler

>>36194723
>this
go back to redd1t and don't come back nigger

Tfw 6.5x6

I may not be Chad but at least my dick is thicc

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>>36194725
Pic related
Men don't have the mentioned advantage.
Also this is a thread specifically addressing males.

>>36191621
You are objectively a bad person if you measure somebodies worth by the things they cannot change. You are born, you die.

>>36202790
It's human nature to judge someone on their appearance