How to get semen stain off school textbook? I'm fucked.

make more stains of it there it will be like a food spill easy to wave off

>>36191122
SEMEN SMELLS BAD OVER TIME
HOW DO I STOP THAT CHEMICAL REACTION

DUMP LEMON JUICE ALL OVER IT?

>>36191160
Why are you cumming in your textbooks anyway?

>>36191365
There was a picture of a walrus that i liked

>>36191365
I was jacking off during a study break. Cum got on my pencil and it rolled onto the textbook.

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>>36191418
Can you post the walrus?

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>>36191431
orinalgalinol

>>36191418
>>36191425
>when the walrus answer is more believable

>>36191425
Just spill a fuck ton of food over it. It won't be fun in the far future, and it'll suck to clean up, but which story would you rather tell?

>>36191478
That's a seal you fuckin idiot.

TEAR THE FUCKING PAGE

>>36191481
What kind of food is optimal?

fucking hell, I have to pay a fine for stained textbooks. fuck.

>>36191523
Rip the page

>>36191900
Spill food over it. It's easier to explain and torn pages are hard to fake.

>>36191019
Just tell them the truth lies are hurtful to everyone

>>36192006
wtf

orinalgalinoloriginal

>>36192006
Objectively untrue desu.

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>>36191418

nigger you what

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