ROBOT FEELS
>tfw when feel nervous about updating facebook profile picture
>robot
>has facebook
gtfo normie
>>36189991
>tfw i had a facebook last year
>people started avatarfagging with my fb pics
>delete fb
>mfw a year later people are still roleplaying with my pics
>having a facebook
fuck off chad
>>36189991
having kikebook
robot feels stfu
>>36190029
Sup Stanley
>>36190023
for me, I have no choice, I need it as an easy means of communication with people on my course at university.
>inb4 email
facebook is just an easy group chat that everyone uses
mfw I actually recently found out how to permanently delete the facebook profile that I made when I was 12 to flirt with a girl
>tfw only have 1,000 followers on snapchat. Why am I cursed to be so alone?
>>36190226
Good for you man. Did you get the grill?
My profile picture is a 512x512 black square. I have a face for radio and a voice for the printed word and I need a picture so FB doesn't think my account is a spam account with the default profile pic.
>>36189991
>having facebook
lmaoing @ your life, anon.
Not even for the /uni/ perks
>>36190134
>has kikebook
>attends uni
>talks to people
You are not a robot faggot, get the fuck out of here, and go commit suicide after you leave
>visiting grandparents before i leave for the army basic
>at a restaurant eating lunch
>there's a table full of reserve-fags sitting near us
>grandpa goes over to them
>please no
>"heya my grandson just joined maybe you could give him some advice"
>feel face immediately turn a burning red
>they all turn around and stare at me
>"um what's your MOS" "where you shipping to"
>these are fresh reserve scrubs why would they know anything i don't, grandpa you embarrassing idiot
>we rattle off some more basic grunt banter
>finally get to enjoy my tendies in peace
>as they get up to leave the youngest guy grabs my shoulder
>"whenever you feel like quitting just remember why you joined in the first place"
>as if me quitting was a given
>as if i have a real reason for joining the military other than the benefits and attention
>also because my NEET time is up and i don't want to wagecuck
if you haven't tried Whataburger's BBQ tendie sandwich you really should
>>36191512
Literally this
Fuck off op
>>36189991
Robot feels thread?
Havent had sex for like 3 weeks and im fucking dying.
>>36191525
Your grandpa's just trying to help you make some friends, you ungrateful bastard
>>36191577
no he thinks i'm retarded are always assumes i'm completely ignorant/unprepared for everything
>>36191512
This fucking shit right here nigger