Okay robots I need help. My dick is too big and is making me

>>36189692
go to the gym to stop being fat dumbass

also looking for low cost, low maintenance attire that could remedy my problem

>>36189724
I'm not fat I'm actually fit, I'm just ugly

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>>36189758
Give us details so we don't have to guess and can actually help you then

>>36189692
I have the Same problem. No matter what kind of pants I wear my dick bulge is always outlined in almost perfect detail. I've just learned to say fuck it and not care. I mean females flaunt their body parts all the time why can't I?

>>36189819
I'm 6 foot, fit and have a big dick, but somehow being ugly negates that shit. Full head of hair too

>>36189826
You don't get the looks of disgust and comments?
What do you look like to pull that off?

how big is it soft and hard?

post pics of your big erect cock

>>36189869
I haven't noticed any disgust but I always see people's eyes on my crotch instead of my face where they should be. I don't know what I look like. I feel ugly but I have a gf and have a lot of sex so idk.

>>36189873
I'm working with 7 soft and nearly 9 full mast. My roomie is in the common room so I need a sec to get pics

>>36189927
Damn. Maybe your baseline or plus. I wonder if it's a combination of personality? I keep to my self and am respectful though.I also avoid talking about animu stuff and games

>>36189873
Seconded matey, release the krakken

>>36189928
Send a picture of your face too so we can judge your ugliness

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>>36190025
here it is guys don't be too harsh

>>36190205
Lose the dreds and shave

>>36190252
I can't shave the dreads, my head is lumpy as fuck, and this is the only good pic I could find, I've already shaved the facial hair

>>36190205
Not ugly. And your big dick is a gift you should be using.

>>36190205
just shave that fucking beaner stache
i guarantee you those Stacies actually want to fuck you to make their dads mad
just do your best nigger impersonation

>>36190205
What the hell, you made yourself sound like a monster. This is workable. Relax your face and shave. How old are you?

>>36190324
I don't even know how to go about that, I'm dominican and I hope you're right.. I just wanted a relationship too

>>36190357
I'm 20 and I live in butt fuck florida

>>36189692

TFW
>https://youtu.be/3w3VsLt2mJs

>>36190447
What the fuck is a black doing in Florida? Aren't they like the literal whitest place to be? Watch your back, they might be trying something funny if they do start after you

>>36190447
What like that Get Out movie? Maybe I should avoid the girls out here,,

>>36190495
That's a kek and a half there buck

>>36190396
Then do your best spic/beaner impersonation.

>>36190517
You've obviously never been to FL. Plenty of blacks here (though not as much as AL/MS/GA, etc) and surely more than almost anywhere up north/elsewhere. There's a lot of black people in the bigger cities (Jville/Miami/St. Petersburg/Tampa/Orlando).

>>36189692
>tfw 1 inch flaccid but 6.8x6 erect

>>36191470
Bullshit my friend

I'm happy with my dick, I just wish it wasn't so hairy. I need to trim it at least once a week

>>36189758
Then dress more upscale and preppy. Chinos and a button down tucked in with monkstraps or brogues or oxfords. A nice watch. A fresh haircut.

post your flaccid dick

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>I'm an ugly fuck so instead of making the stacies swoon and the chads jealous, they treat me like I'm some kind of clothed flasher.

ask why they're so concerned with your dick, what are they gay or something?