>"So...table for one?"

>yes

I often go for lunch alone or with a friend

>>36189028
I did this a lot during the late 90s. I worked across the street from a diner, so I'd stop in for lunch most days. They eventually banned me from the premise, because I never tipped, and would hit on the waitresses.

>>36189028

Nope, I'm headed to the bar. Come by and I'll buy you a drink?

>>36189028
>implying I go to resturaunts where I have to be waited on and pay tips.

Nope. I'll pay for my food first then seat myself.

>>36189028
Make that two, when do you get off? ;)

>>36189339
>because I never tipped, and would hit on the waitresses.
If this isnt bait, how in the actual fuck do you think you had a chance w the waitress when you didnt even tip?

>>36189339
I don't think they can ban you for not tipping. Probably just the sexual harassment

>>36189369
Uhh, no thanks, and I'm on shift, sir.

>>36189372
I used to do this when I was in college, but then I started earning money.
I miss being in a lower socio-economic status. I now can only eat at higher-end resturants.

>>36189415
It wasn't considered sexual harrassment in middle America during the 90s, and I was just calling them sexy and asking for their phone numbers. They'd have put up with it if I tipped them, though.

>>36189429

*tips fedora and walks away*

>>36189028
Nah, I don't need a table. I just need YOU ;)

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>>36189028
Party for one, please! :D