THERE'S A FUCKING COCKROACH IN MY ROOM

>implying you aren't the cockroach

>>36186496
So keep it clean, you fuck

>>36186496

Just leave Turkey

>>36186496
Did you just see your reflect in the mirror?
Your mom would even say it's been living in her basement for 20 years leeching the life out of her

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>>36186595
Teep lel

>>36186636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqPPVdYxHro

I'm too lazy, sorry

>>36186823
Then eat the cockroach

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Just step outside. No more cockroach

>>36186496
Is it one of the big ones or a small one? The big ones are pretty harmless and don't really infest houses. If it's a small one, you might be in trouble, and should probably call an exterminator for treatment right away.

>>36186496
I sleep with the roaches, step it up, senpai.

>>36187055
Saw two big roaches, one just crawling around my room, one look like it taking a shit, literally. Something looks like a peanut going out of it's ass

>>36187123
>one look like it taking a shit,

Thats pretty hot desu

>>36187123
>>36187137
>cockroach brap plop
This place is always amusing.

>>36187123
>Something looks like a peanut going out of it's ass
It's about to lay an egg. That roach must be detained at all costs, OP

>>36187159
OP needs to eat the eggs

>>36186496
If it makes you feel any better, Cockroaches are said to be the "land version" of Shrimp. And if you see one, there are more hidden. More than likely.

Keep it. Roaches are easy to care for and make excellent companions.

>>36187450
Yep, but for best taste make sure to feed them pineapple first.

They're far better than huntsman spiders

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>>36187483
>tfw huntsman spider died of starvation this past winter
>the roaches are coming out of hibernation

>Tried to kill the roach
>It ran away and now hiding under my bed

HELP ME

>>36188356
lure it out by singing a song to it

If it had some cylindrical thingy at the ass, it was busy breeding. Not only has a roach fulfilled its biological function while you can't, you'll also enjoy more company soon.

Stab the roach with a knife, always work

>>36186496
Kill it, then kill yourself

>>36188356
You're already deaddo, friendo

>>36188356
Buy boric acid and put it everywhere you think a roach would hide. They'll eat it and die and that shit will last forever. Just make sure not to layer it on too thick or else they'll think it's an obstacle instead of a "treat".

>>36186496
Kill it or throw it in a web for the spiders or throw outside.
Clean your room? Buy some natural thing to prevent them from going into your house, your room

>>36188780
>throw it in a web for the spiders or throw outside
>throw

I ain't touching that fucking roach

>>36189005
I meant try to catch it a jar or something. I gave a long leg spider a bug to eat! I caught it not with my hand.

>>36189066
Dude, it's hiding under my bed. I'm too much of a pussy to lure it out

>>36188767
thanks for the tip anon, try it now

>>36189165
Oh man sorry, wait were are you then? On your bed or in your living room or something?
If you have a spray, spray it in your room and close off the Windows and door and stay in another room, take your pets with you!
Don't be too scared!

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>>36186496
>IN MY ROOM
That's not how you spell Europe

>>36189245
I'm sitting in front of my computer right now, the bed is behind me, the faggot roach is still under it. And no, I don't have a spray. What now?

>>36189269
I'm from Drumpf land actually

>>36189313
I don't know, sorry. Trying using baking soda?


>>36188767
I thought you were going to do this?

>>36189313
get a light and a book.. oh I forgot murican.. and something flat and hard
Check carefully under the bed. They tend to freeze up some seconds with sudden changes of light, so you can use that moment to hulksmash.
Or get your cat on the case if you have one.