Roommate eating my food

No Stand up for yourself. He doesn't deserve shit. He is just trying guilt trip you. Don't fall for this because once a mouse gets a cookie he will want a lot more.

He's a weak parasite you should never be on good terms with him

>>36180736
Nah man, tell the freeloader to fuck off. If the faggot can't spend 100 bucks on food but can blow it on weed, then he needs to get out

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>>36180736
>we're in this together
Are you dating this nigga? If not then you should ask him to show you where in the lease it says he has permission to eat the food you bought with your own money.

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>>36180736
You could throw him a bone,
but there is no reason for him to believe hes entitled to your food.

>>36180736
>Am I the asshole in this situation?

Hell no, your roommate has no claim to any of your things, especially your food

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When I read the preview to this thread on the catalog, I literally came here just to type "get a mini fridge". If you're already that far in the game and he's still acting foolish, then fuck that faggot.

Either man up, and just ignore the little degenerate - or (and only if it gets really bad) get a new roommate. Surely if he's that poor you could easily kick him out and replace him with someone who can pay basic bills.

Oh, and if in the future you wanna know a really good way to approach situations like this, read "How to Make Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie. It's like the master's book to social maneuvering and manipulation.

Best of luck, anon. In the name of food, and in the name of us.

>>36180736
You are in the right. Keep in mind tho your roommate sounds petty and shitty so don't buy any chance find yourself in a situation where you have to depend on him because he most likely will be a vindictive dick about it.

You have to act crazy so he doesn't fuck with you. If he lives in fear he won't think of crossing you

You're both assholes. You for not at least sharing a little and him for assuming he has claim over your food.

>>36180736
I mean why not share some grub, he's only eating ramen and water, throw him a bone. However going to such lengths is kind of dickish.

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>>36180736
is he your wife or child? no
tell that freeloading fuckface to fuck off

Your effort makes your money fill your stomach. He can do the same thing, or continue to be triggered by having decent food in his home that he can't access. People who aren't willing freeloaders will choose the former every time.

>>36180936
Why should he share? It gives him no gain. If you argue it will put him in good terms with the roommate then you have to consider the worth of the roommate who would turn on you for some food. It is not in anyway beneficial for Op and I suggest he gets a new roommate instead of conceding.

>>36180736

if you have to, fuck him in his boipussi to assert your dominance.

>>36180736
You should share, but he is not entitled to just take your food.

>>36180940
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>>36181039
Imo of his roommate had ask before all this had started then I would have no problem with throwing him a bone however he is an entitled thief and does not deserve any sympathy

>>36181018
Because that's just the right thing to do. OP was in the same situation so I don't see why he can't have empathy. OP clearly has more food than he needs, it wouldn't hurt.

>>36181066
This. The fact that he just took it is what makes him a douche.

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>>36180933
This anon has it. Bash your head with some trash can lids while doing a live performance to one of your favorite songs. He'll get the idea almost immediately.

What kind of autistic fuck gets a new fridge and fucking locks it like it's a safe just so he doesn't have to share?

>Implying food

>>36181068
It hurts enough for him to get a locked box. Empathy is one thing being a spineless cuck to a piece of shit is another. If he actually is deserving of empathy then Op wouldn't have made this thread. And fuck the its the right thing meme, Op shouldn't suffer because he worked hard. If anything the roommate should just realize he too can eat good food if he is willing to work for it. Fuck this commie shit

What are the odds of you being able to get another roommate? Sharing an apartment with someone who makes as much money as you is great, so long as you both live comfortably; Trade-off on buying pizza, fridge always has beer, plenty of snacks in the pantry.

>>36180736
This is a wierd ass scenario.

Fucking pathetic that you have to lock up you food to keep your room mate from eating it. You should just get a new room mate.

What job did you have and what do you do now OP?

>>36181146
I doubt it hurts OP at all, he's just being a petty fuck.

>>36181132
stealing someone's food is different than them sharing it with you

OP did the right thing, fuck that leech

I hope your roommate dies of exposure but not before you have a new roommate in line and the rent money in your hand.

>being this much of a greedy autist

>>36181306
>considers himself worthy of free shit at others expense
lowlifes like you deserve the hellish existence most of your kinds live in for you are not worthy of society's charity.

Get a notarized document of you not consenting to this bullshit living arrangement of him eating your shit and then call the cops on him next time he touches it. It will be funny.

Not your responsibility. He obviously wouldn't do the same thing for you.

>>36181414
>wake up for brekkie the following morning
>roommate walks in through the front door after having spent the night at the local jail
>"lol welcome back buddy, I look forward to living with you until our lease expires!"

>>36181447
Just grief him if he tries the same. Plus it doesn't sound like his roommate is in a position to post bail. I don't know too much about landlording however I think it's pretty easy to get the fucker off the lease if he is rotting away in jail.
Plus it will be funny and teaches the fuck a lesson

>>36180736
Your roomie obviously sucks. If he was a half decent person he would be more understanding.

Good on you, op. For standing up for yourself. In my eyes you did the right thing.

>>36181039
>boipussi
get aids you fucking queer

>>36181132
>what kind of bank just gets a safe, locks it and provide armed security details just to keep the undeserving from it

>>36180736
Same thing happened to a friend of mine but he made a "food jail". Essentially he caged his food and padlocked it in the fridge.

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You are in the right. Your responsibilities are only bills and your share of cleaning unless negotiated otherwise. You have no responsibility to feed him. If you buy something with your earned money, for your own personal use, specify that it is for you only, and he chooses to take it without permission it is thievery. He has no right to it, no matter how much poorer he is. He can get a better job or negotiate for it.
This is why communism and socialism is bad.

>>36181306
funny how the people who want free shit from others call them greedy

it's like that thing they say about liberals - they'll blame you for the things they themselves are doing

>>36180736
>talking to your roommates
There's your first mistake. I've had the same 3 roommates for this year and I never speak more than a few words to them per month.

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>>36181773
fucking casual, get on my level
>live in a dorm
>there have been 4 people now that have moved in and out of the room next door for the past year
>haven't even fucking met any of them
>never use the kitchen
>shower and do laundry at 4 am

hahaha
fucking kill me or my social anxiety will,
they probably think I'm full blown mentally ill or something

>>36181836
>shower and do laundry at 4 am
FUCK one of my roommates does this too and the shower is loud.

>other roommate in the room next to me
>we never speak
>we share a bathroom
>I want to use the bathroom but he's in there
>wait until I hear the flush then the door to his room shut then leave my room to use the bathroom so I don't have to interact with him
>same thing for brushing teeth or shaving
>he does the same thing for me
>we're both probably autistic

>>36180736
You're not fucking, he's not your family. You owe him nothing.

>>36180807

This. Your roommate is a fucking shithead and you should start looking for a new one immediately.

Leachfags are the worst.

Is he cute OP?

Make him wear a skirt and blow you if he wants dinner.