What's your one redeeming quality

>>36178459
I can whip up a mean Philly cheese steak.

>>36178459
I may be lazy, but I'm actually smart and could do something with it if I put in the effort. :^)

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...nope, literally can't think of anything

>>36178459
>>36178459
I sliced open my finger on a sock today, I don't think I have any.

I legitimately have the 8"x6" meme dick

>>36178491
Come on their has to be at least one. If you didnt have any you would probably be dead already.

>>36178566
alright you wholesome bot, I love you too heh

I..uhh. try not to be an obnoxious cunt

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I'm a kind person. It usually never pays off and I tried many times to change my kind nature, but I can't help it. I wish there was a safe way of killing all feelings of empathy. That way I could be a cold son of a bitch.

i have a chad job (doctor)

>>36178459
I guess I'm caring for my loved ones. I don't know if life is worth all this though.

>>36178776
Sounds like you're looking for some cocaine.

My organs are probably worth something

I'm good at manipulating people into tolerating my existence

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>>36178459
im 6 feet tall

thats it

>>36178459
I can reason entirely without emotion and because of this I'm surprisingly good at giving blunt but helpful advice

8.2" dick because converting to imperial
I never talk to woman like I'm after them

>>36178459
I'm a very agreeable person. You will never see me get into an argument with anyone because I truly respect everyone's views. Makes my life truly drama-free

I'm a fat normie (good personality, had several girlfriends)

i started coming to r9k when it was brand new before it became depression & anxiety central

i play drums, i have a beautiful singing voice, i'm actually pretty great

>>36179122
There is a difference between agreeing with someone's views and respecting them

>>36178459
I'm at a nice healthy weight and my face isn't really that bad at all. 7/10. I'm just a lazy fuck that can't pass a piss test for a job.

>>36179181
true, I don't necessarily agree with everything I hear but I also don't have strong opinions in most issues anyhow

I'm pretty thoughtful.

Too bad my anxiety stops me from doing anything and actually expressing to people that I care about them.

>>36178459

I'm pretty damn good at Python.

I have the innate ability to say something completely different to what I planned to say/what I imagine saying in my head. Maybe there will be a job where I can do an interview online so I can actually get a fucking job

What do you call it when you promptly repay debts? I'm that.

>>36179373
an unprofitable consumer

I'm sane enough to not delude myself into thinking I'm worth anything

I'm extraordinarily helpful and exceedingly polite. I drop anything I'm doing if someone asks me for help, because I don't give a shit about anything I do and everyone else is so excited about whatever they think I don't realize they're Tom Sawyering off on me.
When I kill myself my co-workers and neighbors will probably flap their gums with nonsense like "who would have guessed it" and "he seemed so happy" which goes to show how much horseshit that always is.
t. Nice guy continuing to finish last

I'm pretty good looking and I drive a cool car

>>36179399
Yeah I guess you're right. Fuck.

>>36178459
Bananas are pretty cool

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I can take apart shapes in my mind and recreate them from stuff. Like ummmm....
Have a pic related. Cut up some high density styrofoam and insulation for tubings for like 2 weeks (after hours) and that came out (it's 1.5 m high if one can't tell and got proper ooooomph and stability to actually whack people and stuff. Still painting it)

Admitted, payed about as much for materials as for glue.

>>36179638
this sounds like a red flag for non meme autism

My penis almost meets the u.s. average

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>>36178459
I can cook a pretty good steak
you can't mute steak robot

>>36179638
why is there so much cheese in your bin

>>36178459
I'm intelligent, hardworking, and I solve problems, so my only redeeming quality is my work ethic. If I didn't have this my life would be much worse than it is and I would have 0 friends because I am a huge sarcastic asshole, some people have actually told me that to my face.

people say that im really funny in a novelty way. i think im just good at delivering awkward/embarrassing stories in a funny way. im also not embarrassed to be gross or childish with my humor :^)

>>36179810
Watching this guy stream right now. My fav streamer

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>>36178459
istp cyborg
i can play trombone

>>36178459
I'm growing 50 native gooseberry plants from cuttings.

My goal is to make gooseberry wine.

>>36178459
This place isn't depressing enough for me, I miss old /r9k/. But to answer your question, my only redeeming quality is that I'm 6'1.

I can and have been masturbating at least 3 times a day every day for the past few years. My records are 13 times in a day and 7 times in an hour. If I ever get a gf I'm pretty sure I'd prevent her from ever getting anything productive done.

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I can burn down entire bowls of weed in one hit. I'm able to figure out how much my lungs are able to take by eyeballing the weed and then maximize my potential intake.

The only redeeming thing about this is I'm pretty confident and telling people honestly if their weed is good or not.

>>36178475
>Philly cheese steak.
Im going to cave your fucking head in

>>36178459
I think outsiyd he box