Anyone else here have literally no friends?

yes, except for my twin. Though he kinda dislikes me too, he just hides it a bit

I feel you bro. Aspie fuck, had a bunch of friends in hs but after i split with my gf at the time I realised most people I thought were my friend preferred her (she later married and fucked them all off)
The remaining friends just dropped off one by one.
A few events later lead to me not trusting anyone around me and I want to interact with people so bad. I just wanna be normal u don't know how people do it

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Haven't had a single friend in a decade.
I'm used to it now, and prefer it this way.

>>36176723
I have fake friends, which is worse in my opinion.
None of them actually care about me or my wellbeing, they just keep my around because I can be funny sometimes.

I have 1. But I don't like humans so I'm not sad about it.

What? No, why would anyone be friendless here?

This board is satire, lol. It's all just make believe. Don't actually tell me you live like this, OP?

The loneliness has gotten less worse since i started prozac. Only problem now is i dont really care that much about anything

I have literally never had a friend in my life

>>36176723
get a job or hobby and you'll meet some people
may not be friends, but you'll be on your way

No one close. No gfs or friends I go out with. School friends never contact me anymore since graduated. All I have is 1 Skype friend that happens to be a girl. We talk a bit and have been friend for almost a decade but never shown each other our faces. It's all very odd, I'm not absolutely friendless but I still feel alone in the fact I have no one to confide my deepest feelings with. I try to with her from time to time but all I get are "oh wow" and "yeah I feel you". Never anything beyond that.

Still, we push on.

I have a few annoying fucks that stop by my house all the time that I really wish would leave me alone.
Haven't had anyone I consider a friend in quite a few years.

I have none at all. Never really did to be honest.

>>36176894
Thanks to your comment i just realised im in the same situation as you. Fuck.

>>36176894
I would kill to have anyone to talk to, fuck you, you're an ungrateful normie

>>36176723
I haven't had friends for 3 years now I spend every day by myself and only talk to one person my mom
life sucks

I think Australia is even harder for autists to make friends. I hate this country

Its comfy though. I dont have to figure out other people.

>>36176723
It's been about 5 years since I had an actual friend. Went through all of college making no friends. Shit was rough

>>36177157
Australia is normie: the country, I feel bad for you.

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>>36177219
So uhh do any of you guys want friends? Potential friend guy person here

Yup no friends at all I talk to myself a lot though. I guess it's because I'm a listener. I enjoy listening to people talk. If anyone wants a third wheel friend contact me

>>36176966
>he thinks /r9k/ is satire

this better be bait, anon.

>>36176723
Why do you consider friends so imporant?
I have only one real (best) friend and I dont give a shit. For a while we even stopped talking and I only felt bad about IT not about having anybody else.

Honestly fuck random ass normie fag friends who are just fake and gay will never actually help you but ditch you instead. If there wasnt my best bro I wouldnt fucking care about getting a friend. There is noone who would be able to be same level autistic as I am.

>>36177405
Nah, I'm good, but thanks for asking. I have essentially given up on friendship. I've grown quite used to being alone. I have been able to develop some hobbies

>>36176894

Fake friends in uni here too

Although im getting edgy by the day so probably i will be alone by the end of the year

>>36177454
Lol, why would it be bait? No one actually lives like this, that'd be ridiculous.

>>36177157
This
If you don't already have friends, making more/new friends is impossible in Australia
Every setting you can imagine and everyone is already in cemented groups

having friends has always been like a job for me, so I just stopped trying, people just get bored of me, being honest I wouldnt be my friend either, but I have no choice tho

i'm pretty much a clown to entertain this one gril and her friends so idk if that counts
and then i have a master who just uses me for sex but he asks about my day and stuff. does t-that count?

>>36177580
Still think this is bait but if it isnt is this really what normies believe? Are robots truly the forgotten ones?

>>36177906
>Are robots truly the forgotten ones?
Haven't they always been?

>>36177405
sure dude, im a dude though

No frienda here mfw when i had friends but lost them when fat bitch killed herself and they all bonded over her suicide but i didnt give a shit because the bitch owed me weed

post up with that contact info dude

lets be friends my friends

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25 here, OP.I haven't made a friend since I was in elementary school, I didn't socialize at university and I got a job working from home right afterwards. 4chan has been my main form of socializing for the past decade.

>>36176723

I don't have any currently but I'm planning to make some in college