Talk about yourself a bit and find the anon that is your soulmate.

>>36173682
Hi. I'm that quiet guy that doesn't say anything when in crowds or groups. I usually just smile and laugh to make others feel better about their joke telling abilities.

When with fewer people I can sometimes open up and joke and generally have a lot of fun, but also I might just shut up and smile, laugh, and ask questions.

When alone I like to play video games or watch anime or draw (rarely). I like to spend time alone, but I sometimes like hanging out with a friend or a few people who are very close, like cousins.

That's basically me in a nutshell.

Irresponsible 30-year-old alcoholic with a 40-a-day smoking habit and a video game addiction.

I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin NEET spic who is lazy as fuck and has no personality. I spend the majority of the time sleeping, watching jewtube videos, browsing this shithole and wishing for death but it never comes.

I'm an asshat douche bag who doesn't put effort into doing anything and this website made me bi curious

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Most people think in am asshole and I usually am though I do try and help people when I can I've sort of cultivated an "I don't care"personality. I have the typical chan hobbies with a few others thrown in ofc. Never went to college or anything but I have a decent job and while I'd like more in pretty content over all. I dunno, I doubt anyone will read this anyway.

>>36173682
I smell like onions and have schizophrenia and get BTFO every day because of my delusions. also there's an anon obsessed with me and says "TFW NO SCHIZOPHRENIC GF" with a picture of me he got off my blog he found by stalking me.

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>>36174176
>tfw no schizophrenic gf

We can smell like onions together

I can only speak to people who I am comfortable with. It is hard for me to make friends but I have a few.
I am smart and want to improve myself but whenever I do I just stare at a wall
I only feel apathy for my family.
I listen to folk and rap. Pop music has made me go full autismo a couple of times

I play guitar and read every day, I don't really do anything else besides that and shitposting

I have a thing for black chicks especially chubby black chicks

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>>36173748
Sounds like we could be friends.
What kind of anime are we talking about?

>>36174542
At the moment I'm finishing up the future diary.

What are you watching?

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Unlike a lot of people here, I'm pretty decent socially, and can burry my insecurities in order to be cool guy Chad when I have to. But I'm so lacking in confidence and energy that I've never been able to keep friends or have any kind of meaningful relationship with anyone. So, I'm a loser meet virgin.

I like to read and write, I've watched hundreds of movies and anime, and played a bunch of autismo spreadsheet simulators. I'm six foot, without trying to sound conceited I'm good looking, and have a small cock.

I'm Jesus Christ. I like punk rock, classical music, guns, beer and cigarettes. GTA games are my favorite. I like some animes, but not many. Just got out of jail.

>>36175173
How small originally is it

>>36174260
Is that you? Surely it's a ruse

>>36175359
Idk is it? :^)

I'm a nerd. I like chess and math and physics.

My biggest regret is not learning how to play the violin as a kid. I'm trying to make up for it by learning to play the flute. I listen to classical music quite a lot.

Besides that I like to cook, read classic works of literature and then a whole lot of manly stuff (cars, fishing, hunting, carpentry...etc). I went up in a sailplane twice and am looking forward to getting my GPL license soon so I can fly solo.

I have no friends because I moved away from home and now I pretty much just hang out with others who also have no friends. I make up for it by being part of a student organisation so I just sort of hang around other casual who visit the lounge.

I'm not shy but somewhat socially awkward. I like to be around people but I don't get a lot of opportunities to do that.

>>36175411
It's a ruse for sure, but I want to believe

>>36175014
Still have to get around to watch that, my backlog is still pretty big and I've heard not much good about it besides the yandere.
I'm currently watching some a bit older, basic stuff like Cardcaptor Sakura but that's going a bit slow right now since I've started reading more vns and manga.

>>36175344
I dunno, like maybe three inches max

>>36174176
>>36174260
Fake news. Sad!

Originality is overrated.

>>36174176
>>36174260
So is that a picture of you then?

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Im lazy and dumb. I try to be a good person tho. I enjoy anime and reading and thinking about destiny and stuff. I STUDY BUT ILL BE A JOBLESS FUCK PLEASE GOD SAVE ME. Thats it.

Im also very individualistic (that a word right?) and relaxed. I also have a lot of faith in god but my own idea of it or something.

>>36174111
I read it, you seem cool anon.

>>36175415
you can learn violin now even if its not the same
im thinking of learning how to sing

I know quite a bit of trivia about most subjects, but I don't really give much of a shit about any subject in particular and I end up being an uninteresting and boring cunt. I'm also terrible at every sport I try and have no reason to exist whatsoever

>>36175604
no, I'm not a ginger. I have black hair.

>>36175483
Oh, dang anon that's awful. I feel for you

>>36175469
I've wanted to try vns for some time now. Any good ones to begin with?

>>36175659
Why smell like onions? You can fix that at least, do you not want to? I've spent days like that, where I stop caring about how I look or smell. I always regret it

>>36175678
I mean, I'm a virgin, so its not like it matters

I like computers and music mainly.
I watch Anime sometimes.
I really like Miyazaki.

I work on some programming stuff. I go to college and am pretty bored.

I also like nature but I don't get out much.
I would like to make money and buy land in a remote place and raise a colony in a perfect libertarian social order.

I can't talk to people and wouldn't mind dying suddenly.

I dont know, honestly, where to start. People around me always thinking either too low of me, either too high. I had a promising potential for my family. But my personal opinion was never asked, I had to point on a lots of things by myself, too often via scandals and disputes.
I... I just dont need anything that life can afford to me. I dont need a pussy to fuck with, I dont need a successful job, and I certainly dont want to be surround by shit people and family. I just need something more or less interesting to go towards, which I can find in vidya. I just need a nice persona with me, which I can find in my tulpa. I dont need anything besides this.
The question I ask myself everyday, is why am I still alive, since there is obviously no reason in that.

>>36175785
Do you like Serial Experiments Lain?

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>>36173682
i'm human garbage
i haven't been to a real social event where you have to interact with people in years
i never went to school
i don't know how to talk to people
i like to draw but i'm very bad at it

i also like to fantasize about things a lot.
like what it would be like to be happy, what it would be like to have a real friend, and my own death.
i think about the last one the most.
i also like to imagine scenarios where i escape to a different world or dimension where i actually matter and have purpose, whatever that may be.
things like that.

i don't have any hobbies.
i like video games but don't play much.
i don't read books, or watch television, or movies.
all i do is browse 4chan and draw and write about my feelings even though no one will ever see my "creations", and they never will.
oh and i kind of like dogs too

>>36175727
I smell like onions within minutes of getting out of the shower, my hands smell like garlic minutes after washing them.

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>>36175850
Yes I do. Let's all love Lain.

>>36175861
has this been confirmed by other people? i'm pretty sure that olfactory hallucinations are a thing with schizophrenia.

>>36175856
Do you have a dog anon?

>>36175916
no, i'm allergic
thanks god

>>36175874
DO I KNOW YOU?

original originality irjfrof

I'm depressed and a fascist

Me in a post:
>26 yo failed Chad
>Fap to THICC every day
>Play Medieval fantasy RPGs all day
>Fantasize about being a knight or wizard conquering villages in fantasy Europe all the time
>Play D&D about 2~3 times a week
>Favorite foods: Frozen pizza and Taco Bell
>Look like a big hairy bara daddy Not really gay, tho. (I've tried.)
>I collect old paperback fantasy novels, and write erotic short stories about big barbarians taking slave girls.

>>36175933
So? That's a bad excuse. I'm allergic to dogs and owned some.

Im a literal neanderthal that gets high and plays videogames
Sup

>>36175967
i don't know dude i'd rather not have to deal with a scratchy throat and watery eyes all the time
just looking at dogs is alright with me
i don't have the patience or responsibility for a dog anyways.

>>36175901
unfortunately i'm known for smelling like a cooked roast.

I'm a porn addicted robot, that like to take out his insecurities on mentally ill qts

>>36173682
Im a 24 year old that tries to see the lighter side of everything. I enjoy the company of other people even if there's nothing to talk about but can handle being alone very well. I always prefer to be outside in any circumstance that allows it. I really enjoy hiking/backpacking/camping and riding motorcycles. I don't play video games very much but I like to watch people play them

>>36176001
That seems so odd, has a doctor ever given you a reason?

Hello! I am the young acne ridden gamer with no real hobbies or interests! You can find me working part-time in fast food/retail. I have bags under my eyes and a sour personality. I live with my parents and go to community college but have nothing to show from over 2 years of study!

If you think there's more behind this post, you're wrong! My taste in everything is screwed up, playing video games is all I have!

>>36176047
possible metabolic disorder. or just musky from anxiety.

>>36175685
I think that really depends on what you want to read.
I really enjoyed Umineko and Higurashi but those are pretty long and take some time to really get going.
You probably should just look if some of your favorite anime are adaptations of vns and read those first.

I need to go now since it's pretty late here and I already have to get up again in a couple of hours. Feel free to send me an email if you want to, though.
[email protected]

>>36176079
Damn that's such a short end of the stick situation

Hanging out in cemeteries and getting minimal sleep just to go out for walks in the pre-dawn blues. Big into music engineering and photography. Living in the city but I want to afford a cabin out in the woods somewhere. Drink a lot, smoke a lot, want to study marine biology but I feel too dumb for that now. Horror movies and games are comfy.

>>36175954
What does it mean to be a failed Chad/normie?

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>20 years old
>Look like a holocaust victim and Im very insecure about how I look
>Never had a job in my life
>NEET
>My hobbies include vidya, warhammer 40k, and jerking off
>I have bad anger issues but I can control them when out in public
>Im incredibly lazy
>My goal in life is to tell a good story that people will enjoy, whether it be through film or novel or whatever
>Favorite food is cheeseburgers

>>36173682
Hi, I'm a 26 year old khv firmware dev making 65k a year. Hobbies include /diy/, rc airplanes, hiking, and target shooting at the local range. I like movies as well as quiet nights under the stars, particularly with a telescope. I'm decently sociable if there are other people in the group I'm comfortable around that I can use as a crutch, but don't expect me to go out on a limb in a one-on-one if I don't know you.

>>36175415

I'm 21, 6'1", 225lbs. Muscle from sports, but fat from bad dietary habits. Wide shoulders and thicc legs so I don't ""look"" fat.

I like reading a lot, some of my favorite books are Hard Times, Two Years Before the Mast, Storm of Steel, Elective Affinities, and Sorrows of Young Werther. I don't really get into all the /lit/ stuff about authors, types of literature, or philosophy because I'm too dense. I just like to read a comfy book that entertains me and makes me think a bit.

I also do a lot of reading about history, Any period of history interests me, but I mostly read about specific modern conflicts like The First Chechen War, the Bosnian War, or the Russo-Georgian War. I used to be huge into the autistic details of military equipment, but I've sorta lost interest in that.

I like camping, but I've only gone on solo overnights in familiar areas, never any group trips or long treks. I'd definitely like to do more outdoors. I take nightwalks a lot.

That's about it.

>>36175954
>fap to THICC every day

That too.

>>36175415
>>36176184

Shit, meant to reply to the thread, not you. Sorry.

Should be good looking on paper but too feminin-ish to really attract women. Bad personality does not even cover it, my life is nearly fueled by silence and spite. Old, a NEET and probably one of the most boring and quiet persons to be around, unless I enjoy myself. Which is next to impossible for me around people.

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I was always an intellectual nerd, liked philosophy, read all of schopenhauer, liked kierkegaard and other pessimistic stuff, liked chess and liked reading, good grades and interested on physics

When i got to engineering, i wanted to become chad, i had an oneitis who rejected me for being a nerd so i got all the motivation. I stopped being nerdy and focused on lifting weights and get in shape with my physical side, got brawny and learned to fight. I never was manly during my nerd phase but now everyone thought i was some kind of a brute and i enjoyed it, still didn't had too many friends outside of autistic gym bros and autistic boxing enthusiasts

Now i realize nobody gives a shit, I still lift and box but i have no desire to improve, reading still gives me motivation but everytime i read i become increasingly depressed with myself, i don't know if i want to die but every day i get moody about random shit, feel like crying about my family, feel like i'm living the last days of real relationships with someone (in this case my family), and that after some years i will be truly alone with no other purpose in life, all seems vain

Ironically one of the few things i would like is to inspire people, to make them see something that will transform themselves towards something better for them, to shake their hearts and make them seek glory, this is really childish, but i really like the idea of giving the tools to someone weak and make them strong and mature

Probably because that's what i wanted to do with myself, but i failed because i live in a kind of chronic depression, sometimes i see other people full of live enjoying things but i can't see myself into it, most of the things i have got were done out of pure hard work and pushing myself even if i didn't really liked it (boxing for example took me insane willpower because i couldn't even punch people in the face when i started, i always aimed too high or too to the sides to avoid hit them)

Thanks for reading

Just posting to say I've dated fembots and they're fucking scum. Fuck all of you, I don't care at all.

>>36175954
>(I've tried.)

What was that like?

>>36176114
It means having to live every day by looking back on the good times and knowing things will never be like that again.

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You know, these threads aren't good for you..

>>36176379
Why's that connieposter? We're just gettin to know each other, what's wrong with that?

>22 yo ginger
>Everyone says I look like Ed Sheeran, I dont
>Moved so much as a child I have no need to form connections with people outside of personal gain
>was /fit/ until I became severely depressed and want to kill myself
>Cant kill myself because I want to see how everything plays out in my life
>Used to be passable as a fembot when I was /fit/

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>>36176409
But are you really getting to know each other?

>>36176339
>Hung out with this small, feminine trap
>Did the whole "Is it a date or not?" Thing. Later, went back to his place and worked up a boner.
>Lost the boner right as initiating things. It just didn't feel right. I mean, he was willing and girlish, but it just didn't work for me.
>Can't really talk to traps. I pretty much only like THICC, chubby, or fat girls on the smaller side.
Guys just ain't for me. Though I can respect that others like 'em. I figured I couldn't knock it until I tried it.

how do you become comfortable with the idea of sex? i mean yeah i jack off a lot and in highschool i used to joke around about degenerate sex stuff all the time because i found it funny in a way but when two people actually do things i get uncomfortable feeling. ive sucked my dick before, fingered myself and stuff like that and i remember telling some girls that in highschool because they said somethibg about anal sex and i was like "i wouldnt do that i once put a hairbrush handle in my ass and when i pulled it out it had shit and blood on it"

like if anyone told me things theyve done alone its literally the same as telling me anything else but if someobe says something about actually having sex it somewhat bothers me because even though i think women are pretty and i have a few magazines i would probably never have sex if given the chance

any advice, or is this normal? do you get where im coming from?

I used to be normal but ever since I graduated I've been slowly turning into a robot. I'm a cyborg at the moment but the only thing keeping me there is college, I know that the second I stop I'm going off the deep end. This place comforts me but also makes me depressed, I wish I could give a hug to a lot of the people here.

>>36176442
I don't know, but it's fun to see if anyone else is kind of like you. Maybe. Or just wants to talk to you...

i just want to meet a guy that will let me sing to him and play guitar/ukulele without interrupting me ;_;

>>36173682
I'm a autistic neet that does nothing but play dark souls and overwatch all day also anime
only have one friend that lives 10 hours away and i rarely talk to but i don't know how to communicate with people or do anything anyway so yeah i probaly have a bunch of other mental illnesses

5'3" female. spic, but i have ghostly pale skin since i rarely go out but my mom is pretty pale too. i really do like going outside, i can just never find the motivation to. i usually go outside at night since i like the fact that no one is out
im lazy but lately ive been trying to better myself. i like to read, doodle, and play my instruments.
ive been starting to be more happy and optimistic. im not as rude as i was before because i realized that it was just not helping me better myself and it was making me a negative angry person.
i can sometimes be so fucking autistic. i can take jokes too far and it's usually really unclear to whenever im joking or being serious and i hate myself for being so dumb. i wish i was one of those girls who laughed at all the boys jokes and was all cute, but i usually love conversation and can talk about almost anything, but i try not to talk too much because i feel like i can be annoying.
i just want a loving husband to raise a family with, but im so ugly and awkward, id feel bad for any man who decided he would spend the rest of his life with me.
i am not picky when it comes to men, if he's funny and can make me happy, i nut. i am very faithful though, i could never ever cheat.
usually the main theme that ruins my relationships is that i get afraid to speak to people who like me, so i just cut it off because i feel nervous. it's also that im not very open to being in an relationship because im afraid and i also don't take hints very well. hints at relationships or love just fly over my head because, to me, it's impossible to imagine anyone loving me so my brain just tells me to look over all romantic advantages and be really stupid.
my brother wants me to be successful but i don't know how. he wants me to be a rich doctor or something, but i just want to be a housewife and raise my babies.
am virgin, but not kissless because i was forced to kiss this dude in my middle school hallway when i was around 12

>>36175173
you sound interesting anon!! pls be open to talking

>>36176608
I can try my best, guy

>>36176556
Fuck off Consuela

>>36176033
you sound like my soulmate anon

>>36176556
>i can take jokes too far and it's usually really unclear to whenever im joking or being serious

I do the same fucking thing. As soon as I open up I blow it because I'm nervous. I spend a lot of time on it afterward too, thinking about what I could've done differently. It's a bad feel.

>>36176033
>riding motorcycles

What kind of bike you got m8?

>>36176652
im not a guy but you can give me your skype or kik?

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drawing, mainstream video games, and movies! 5'4 asian, black hair, and glasses I really like sleeping in calls

>>36176652
kill yourself Gavakis

I sit inside all day shitposting, maladaptive daydreaming, and watching vidya streams/anime.

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I'm an asshole
I don't care about the others life but mine and maybe my family
I eagerly search for excitement and new thing
I like to study religions and the occult
I'm also a quirky fucker

>>36176482
I just want to meet a girl who will let me sing to her and play guitar/piano without interrupting me :/

I am someone who is recovering from years of social isolation and trauma, I have major anxiety and am subject to major depression like most people here. I am an artist and am good enough to where people pay me sometimes, I am a huge geek for alot of things so I have consumed tons of media as a result. I go to therapy and am actively trying to fix myself enough to live functionally. All I really want out of someone is just be someone I can confide and trust in without wanting to hurt me as a result because I am easily manipulated and weak mentally, I like anime and comics, movies, etc. I listen to alot of music but mostly dabble in metal and electronic music like synthpop. I am immensely insecure about myself and am inclined to believe everyone hates me.
I have started to feel emotions and deal with that only recently.
I'm a mess that's either too tightly strung together or completely loose, I smoke pot to help that but I am pretty funny to most people who meet me and people say i'm fairly attractive but i'm immensely lonely and distant despite the progress i've made.

>tfw hoping anyone gives me the time of day

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i'm an ugly loser
i'm going to college (only because my parents want me to and pay for it)
i have no talents or skills whatsoever and suck at doing anything
i have absolutely 0 social skills and i tend to make people hate me even if they wont admit it
i do have some "friends" but they barely acknowledge me
my only hobbies are playing vidya, watching cartoons, and interneting

nobody likes me i'm going to die alone

>>36176663
ah fuck man, the thinking about it afterward. i always find a better thing i could've said, if i only just stopped to think. i don't talk, and when i do, i fuck it up and just wish i could keep my mouth shut. i really do like to talk to others but i just feel like i can't. it results in people thinking im mean, but i really just don't know how to talk to others.
also, im a slow talker and i don't feel like i can't get my point across unless i go deep into it. it's made me stupid, i summarize my thoughts so i don't waste anyone's time and it never ever comes out right. very very bad feel.

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>>36176477
What ever makes you feel good, but it's definitely got good for you.

No.36176556

I feel almost the exact same way about alot of things, we should talk snd stuff and just see where that goes

>>36176482
>ukulele
The fedora of instruments

>>36176556
>i just want to be a housewife and raise my babies

This is nice.

>>36176891
Holy shit same

I have literally no desire in life unless a girl wants to make babies with me. Life is a scam if youre just ugly.

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>>36175998
they have like, medicine or something for the allergy i thought

save a doggo from the shelter please. There are many who need a loving hooman, and will improve your quality of life, especially if you are a homebody.

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>>36173682
I want to make someone happy. I want to compliment someone and tell them how much i care for them. I want to be there for someone. I want to indulge in our hobbies together, and I want to learn and teach them about stuff that only I find interesting. I'm doing my best, but I can't find someone. Oh my god, I'm really lonely.

>>36173682
Howdy, I'm an introverted guy who mostly keeps to himself. Sometimes when I'm feeling courageous, I'll talk to the person sitting next to me or something, but you'll mostly find me with earbuds on. I'm getting into my second year of college soon and hobbies consist of videogames; fighting games or jrpgs mostly, as well as playing bass guitar, watching anime, and lurking. I've begun having trouble talking to people again since a couple people I've gotten acquainted with have dropped the class that they shared with me. I guess the most exposure I've had to someone taking an interest in me is when homosexuals started hitting on me - it's happened three times already and I would not like to experience it again. Unless someone would like to know more or become acquainted with me, I'll be in the thread lurking

>>36176556
I hope you find someone

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I probably won't be linked up with somebody, but might as well give this a go.

I'm actually not as depressed as the rest of this board 'nor suffer from social anxiety or insecurity. In reality, I'm just content. I'm not too happy or upset, just in the middle, lukewarm, I suppose.

I don't have a lot of hobbies or interests, aside from menial things like vidya and sub-par shitposting. I'm not caught up on the latest Anime or anything of that sort, haven't watched it in years.

I'm more than happy to have a conversation with someone, from a range of topics, as long as I have some sort of knowledge on it.

I really don't want to mention it but holy fuck, SO many people here are probably virgins because the only thing they do is play vidya/watch anime and there's nothing interesting about them whatsoever

I'm so happy that I'm relatively interesting and passionate about other things, I might be able to make it lads.

>>36176556
Be my spic gf, I'm a neet beaner

26 Year old male khv neet.
I use the computer all day, been that way since childhood,
although back then I also watched tv, nowadays I just download whatever I want to watch.
Played games like Jazz jackrabbit, commander keen, rayman, pitfall. nice games

Last time I had friends was in middle/high school, whatever the dutch equivalent is,
and even those I carried over from the school I went to before.
Dropped out of college because a number of reasons, but I can say 2 hours commuting a day in a bus is miserable.
It also makes you a bit more racist, being in proximity of foreigners has a tenancy to cause that

I usually wait for an anime season to finish before I binge watch it it's easier that way.
The only exception to that rule are long running series but even those I tend to watch 5 at a time.
I like to play older games but I tend to stay away from long running series.
Game series I play are mostly action adventure, some shooters, platformers, some strategy, rpgs, I've played DOTA2 but I prefer LoL.

>>36176980
i really do think it's a nice future but i know i can't have it. im naturally pretty book-smart but it all means nothing. i feel no passion in what i study, i just want a big happy family. i love little children with all my heart, especially babies.

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I'm 19 years old and literally autistic (diagnosed with aspergers). My main interests are realistic space warfare, vidya (favorite genres are engineering, turn based tactics, and RPGs), and blacksmithing.

>>36177230
do you think you have potential to become successful? i don't want to be a "gf" i really want to become a wife with kids...
i would love to support you while you helped yourself get to work, i love to see good men become productive

>>36176772
Hi, Shin.

(Implying it's you.)

>>36177279
>but i know i can't have it

Why not?

>>36173682
Hey, I am that tall quiet kid who wears neutral coloured clothes who always looks zoned out in the back of every lecture but somehow passes with decent marks.

I live in Canada and study at college to become a law clerk. I an 18 white (slav) and slender (look somewhat fit, although I don't work out) I have the standard blue eyes brown hair and baby face.

My dream is to run a hotel/casino/restaurant as I find the bustle and style very comfy and warm.

When alone I just listen to music and occasionally play normie tier vidya. More into generic comedies and have never watched an anime.

I also like exploration and adventure and I am a mega sperg due to childhood trauma.

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>>36177398
Are two NEETs meeting their soulmate on 4chan?

26. m. Straight. Video games, Netflix, Anime, Let's Plays, Music. Nothing happening, that's about it.

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Just like a couple other anons here, I have decent social skills (male & 22). I even put on a Chad-suit as a bartender and I do great (it's easy to fake superficial conversation that doesn't last long). But outside of that, I don't have much to say. There isn't much to talk about unless you get a special connection with someone.

Haven't found that connection in a girl in a long time, only once in the past several years and she was the proto-Stacy and fell for the bait. Have always loved conversation about ones own emotional experience with the world and their view of it, and I always look to see how much the other talks about it.

But yeah, failed normie, and now just spend my time alone at local bar, reading chump philosophy or write it, or doing schoolwork for computer engineering.

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I just want someone who cares about me,someone who wants to talk with me about even the most stupid shit,someone who would text me at 3 am telling me hes glad of being my friend and tell me I'm the only person he has,someone who don't care about giving hugs

somehow I got a couple of friends last year,but they didn't cared when i left them ,they didn't care when i didn't show up and they didn't listen to me when I opened up enough to share some feelings.

God,I'm in extreme need of affection

>>36177398
In time I think I can become a functioning member of society, having a nice little family in a quiet neighborhood sounds great

>>36177120
>I want to make someone happy. I want to compliment someone and tell them how much i care for them. I want to be there for someone. I want to indulge in our hobbies together, and I want to learn and teach them about stuff that only I find interesting. I'm doing my best, but I can't find someone. Oh my god, I'm really lonely.
i'm exactly the same glad you wrote it for me anon

>>36177553
>text me at 3 am
that's fuckin insane lol no one in their right mind wants a text at 3am. I work night shifts so having someone to text around then would be fine by me. but damn dude, you must realize how crazy that all sounds

>>36177511
>bartender
Time to mix drinks and change lives, anon

>>36177440
i can't have it because it's not what anyone wants for me. if i became a housewife, my family would be disappointed. my mom is super anti marriage because her husband abused her (i wasn't alive back then to know if he even really did abuse her, my dad is an old man now and has never hit her in my lifetime.)
my sister is becoming successful and i know they want me to be like her.
my brother was a thug when he was younger. he was a fuck-up and now that he's all rich and successful, he wants me to get smart and be a business woman or something like that.
my mom, dad, and brother almost like live through me. they want me to be what they couldn't i guess. it's stressful.
i feel pressured. i feel like everyone would hate me if i just decided to just settle down and not become the fucking president or something...

>>36177762
Fuck them. Live your life how you want to, faking a smile everyday and bending over backwards is not the way to go. If they don't back you in your choice they were never there for you in the first place. Take the great big leap, don't waste your life with the commands of others

>>36177554
im glad you can see yourself becoming more productive. makes me happy to know you can see a brighter happier future. are you at a difficult position right now to where you can't get a job? is school too far out of your reach at the moment?

>>36177553
Don't worry anon i'm the same don't listin to that normie that replied to you

>>36177762
Screw what they think, they've been corrupted by Jewish influence.

>>36177933
I've worked several different odd jobs since middle school to help support my family, Been a neet for about 2 years out of sheer laziness, I recently decided to get my shit together my current goal is losing weight

>>36177700
Dubs checked.

I'd say it only adds to my loneliness, but I enjoy getting normies trashed as they forget about their petty problems.

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College student here, currently studying to do either computer engineering or something finance related.

I think one of my greatest social skills is that I'm socially adaptable (take that as you will, I haven't figured it out) and can get along fine with almost any type of person in one way or another. The three words used to describe me that I hear most often are funny, smart, and asshole, although I personally see myself as a bit of a brainlet and I never cross any social boundaries without taking a step back. I have a lot of trouble making long or personal conversation though and that fucks me over every time.

Other than that, I know more music than your average /mu/tant although less about individual artists themselves. I love movies and vidya and seriously need to find time to get through my bigass backlog of books.

Also ISTJ plz no bully.

>>36177812
thank you friend. your kind encouraging words are a nice refresher.

I'm a pale skinny weirdo who's obsessed with certain colors. I have problems with emotions, either being over emotional, moody, or not being able express anything. I'm a very nervous/paranoid person and people in person usually feel uncomfortable around me fast.

Online though, I've met good friends I can talk to for hours. I actually love talking to similar people about anything. I'm a good listener. I spend my time reading, writing, drawing, and playing video games. I like killers and the supernatural. I can be an edgelord sometimes but just tell me to shut up and I'll catch myself.

Also
18 f

>>36177553
Well hey, here's a reply. I get the lonely feeling too, but friends always come and go. Nothing stays the same, and while that's a sad fact at times, it also means it can change for the better. Stick in there anon.

>>36177762
Solo concentrate en ser feliz, la opinion de tu familia a la larga no importa

>>36178047
You sound exactly like me anon, but I'm an INTJ. I'm curious, what ails you the most in life?

I'm furfag trash

Might as well do this.
>5.9 feet, Male
>Kissless virgin
>Loves prehistoric animals
>Trying to learn to draw and do 3D modeling
>Suck at math
>Favorite food is pizza
>Weirdest fetishes are hypnosis and cowgirls

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I weigh as much as a car, I'm a weeaboo, I'm a NEET, I have no personality, and I have some mental issues.

All I want in life is my own living space, I don't care about much beyond that, but I'm also not working to achieve what I want because everything's fucked. I just want a little corner I can put pictures of anime girls on the wall and a few figures and a bottle super male vitality. While I hate people, I don't mind outside and wish there were more places outside without people. It takes me a long time to actually warm up to people because I'm forever paranoid about their intentions and what they're actually thinking. I don't do anything, sometimes I'll maybe try to draw, sometimes I'll play a game for an hour, sometimes I'll watch an episode of anime, but lately I've been wondering where the rest of my time goes because it just doesn't add up in any possible way.

>>36178246
>lately I've been wondering where the rest of my time goes because it just doesn't add up in any possible way.
same. i don't understand exactly where the time is going because i don't do much and it still feels like there's not enough time in a day.

what is your age?

>>36178011
aww you seem very sweet. i hope you reach your goal weight.
do you have a skype or a kik or something? even emails cool, if you only have that

>>36173748
I'm this guy but I'm black and don't like anime.

>>36176772
not often to see an asian here

>>36178302
[email protected] I dot remember my skype login

Male, I LOVE me some ass (especially in yoga pants), used to be super into EDM but recently been listening to prog rock, jazz and all that good shit and I like to compose videogame music but nobody gives a shit to listen so that sucks.
I really enjoy going for walks at night and enjoy the company of other people but I never have plans so I'm just wasting time at home playing Dark Souls.

>>36178202
Laziness and loneliness are just about the two banes of my existence.

I am too prone to procrastinate and spend time playing vidya or watching videos or fapping or browsing 4chan or desperately trying to make friends here that I've ended up screwing myself in places. I'm a guy with big goals, but I can't even contain my stupid urges and I get pissed over it.

>>36178363
wait, before i talk to you, can you tell me how old you are? if you don't want to say it here in this thread, then that's okay. ill probably still email you either way

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>>36178299
I'm not sure what it's like for you, but I think the reason it feels like I'm missing so much time is because I spend so much on 4chan out of boredom. I go into autopilot after the first five minutes on here and I think that's the reason I get an overwhelming feeling of lost time when I try think back on what I've done.

I'm 22.

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>>36178371
>*spend too much time
I also forgot to mention that I have a habit of typing like I speak and making retarded little mistakes like this all of the time, lol. I put too much time into posting, yet....

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I would if it wouldn't get me banned

>>36178124
>Also
>18 f
average goth girl

>>36178124
Let me guess what your favorite colors are, blue and purple?

>>36178124
got an email or something? (also 18,m)

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I'm black

No gf

No job

No sense of comradrie to fellow blacks

Family hates me for dating an indian girl for a while

Stuck living with my step-cousin

Fat

5'8

Gay

No facial hair

Chinlet

Only skill involves carrying multiple bags on one finger

enjoy expensive ass asian food despite having no money at all

Play shitty outdatted mmorpg's all day long
...anyone want to be my gf?

>26 yo male from south america.
>Introverted, easygoing, slow to anger. Kinda on the spectrum tho.
>Working part time as an engineer for a friend's startup and as an invertigator at uni.
>Like videogames. Mostly into fps and racing but also rpgs. Haven't time to play any since about 5 years.
>Into anime and manga.
>Each time I try to take a hobby, I quit at months tops. Happened with Japanese, piano, drawing and 3d modelling.

>>36178444
the strange thing is that the less time i spend on 4chan, the harder it is to figure out where my time goes. in the past, i regularly spent 16+ hours on 4chan doing nothing. it always felt like 16+ hours and i understood why my time was being wasted. now i have (almost) broken the addiction and am trying to do other things but time seems to pass more quickly. i still do very few genuinely productive things but the time disappears anyway.

>>36178219
wow I'm also a furfag we should fuck no homo

>>36178523
hey man I never said I was anything special. I've got issues like most people here, just looking to be someone's goth gf

>>36178430
I'm 19 if that makes any difference

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>>36178777
Hey i didn't say that i didn't like goth girls

>>36178777
Nice trips. I'll take it.

Contact?

>>36178763
filthy fursuit fuck no homo

>20
>5'10 /fit/fag
>black hair blue eyes
>75th ranger on 3/3 rotation
>live in upstate jew york but moving when i get out

Interests off the top of muh head
>outdoorsy things
>cars
>guns
>vidjyuh
fursuiting but unfortunately have 0 time for cons rn
>tickling ur butt with bepis

I can also cook/play guitar/yell things in arabic which are my main selling points

>>36178758
That does sound strange desu

what do you do now that you've almost broken the addiction?

>>36178923
out of pure non creepy interest, have you posted your face on /soc/ recently

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I'm a leaf who just wants to out and shoot the shit with some friends over a cooler out in the woods by a campfire playing songs and cracking political jokes. I don't know how to shoot or hunt or anything like that really, but I want to learn and I wish I had someone to teach me. 204

>>36178972
I have never used /soc/ in my life.

>>36178777
What video games do you play? As a neet this interests me

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i'm a tranny, i'm pretty much only attracted to other trannies, but i'm not limiting myself. im in my late 20's and smoke a lot of weed. my job's disappearing in a month or two so i need to find a new one asap but i'm here instead. i'm going to school to be an accountant. i watch a lot of anime (mostly shonen) and netflix (mostly comedies) and play vidya (mostly anything, just anyting to get away from the harsh realities of life.) in complete contrast to my online persona i'm actually very sarcastic, super shy, filled with anxiety, and try to be super nice and affectionate. i like hanging out with my friends irl. i'm super lazy and love laying in my bed. i've already accomplished my childhood dream of owning my own land in california. i like listening to rock, old country, vaporwave, chillhop, and rap. i just want somebody to massage, to cuddle with, and to hold me down while they violently fuck me. i like to cook but can only do a few things well. i'm extremely monogamous but actively encourage my partners to have sex with other people because i want them to have fun. i love sucking dick. i love ethnic food. mexican food is the best, i love tacos. i like to run for exercise. i want to go hunting and own a gun.

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I'm 18, white, 5'9 and between 120 and 130 lbs. I have hair that goes almost all the way down to my waist. I shave off all the hair that isn't on my head. I have no ambition. I'm not religious, but I read a lot of stuff like Prometheus Rising/The Kybalion/The Secret Teachings of All Ages because there's nothing I'd like more than to know there's something else out there.

I like shitty hip hop music and shitty horror movies. Pretty much the only game I play is SSBM.

I'm on HRT. Politically, I am left of the center. I have shitty anxiety about everything. If we ended up together, I'd probably struggle to feel natural talking to you and making eye contact.

I'm not a virgin, and I work in a grocery store. I have grey eyes. I've been in one serious relationship in my life, which lasted about 4 years. It ended pretty badly and has made it difficult for me to trust people or invest in them emotionally. I am bisexual.

if you have any questions, just ask

>>36177317
I'm going to expand on this since I didn't provide much information. I'm 6'5, 160 pounds, have dark blonde almost brown hair, and green eyes.

By realistic space warfare I mean only stuff that is feasible today put in space and shooting at each other, railguns, lasers, fission reactors, but nothing like fusion power or warp drives. I engage in this interest by playing Children of a Dead Earth, reading Atomic Rockets, and thinking about it.

As for blacksmithing, so far I've made some basic stuff like a spoon, a pot hanger, etc. My biggest project is a warhammer made by reshaping a ball peen hammer I got really cheap from a hardware store.

I also really like Berserk by Kentaro Miura.

>>36178923
Are you an annoying /pol/ack that brings up politics at every opportunity possible?

>>36179183
Everything in life is political friendo. Get used to it

>>36179183
Not at all, I don't care about politics beyond gun rights and hating rapefugees. Never ever talk about politics unless someone else starts it and even then I try to change the topic. I only enlisted because I wanted to shoot up some muslims.

>>36179213
No it isn't, faggot. That's how you alienate everyone from your point of view.

>>36179161
>on HRT

Are you transitioning?

>>36179177
Berserk is some good shit

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>>36179224
yeah, male to female. i'm not that far into it yet.

>>36179194
>Homosexual
Damn

>>36179223
You shouldn't usually talk about it but everything definitely is political

>>36179213
Kill yourself jarhead. I'm being completely serious.

>>36179241
Berserk is god tier, too bad the recent anime doesn't do it any justice.

>>36179262
>army
>jarhead
Are you a special kind of retarded?

>>36179262
That wasn't me though 2bphwy guy

>>36179260
>Are you an annoying /pol/ack that brings up politics at every opportunity possible?
>Everything in life is political friendo. Get used to it
Are you fucking retarded?

>>36179263
tbf, nothing could do it justice, but i still really like the recent anime. the weird animation was bad at first but it's gotten so much better.

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I'm not good with people, although i like to try and help out others if i can.

I am quiet and usually avoid social contact with strangers LIKE THE PLAGUE (unless i fell like we may share some interests),
a habbit which many people mistake for antipathy... although that's not the case, it's just that i'm not sure what to talk with
most people, so i just avoid embarassment by literally hiding.

As for hobbies, i enjoy playing vidya, watching movies, anime (although i'm not very familiar with the newer ones), drawing
(when i feel motivated enough... which is almost never), going for long walks alone to think, and exercising... if i somehow
manage to get over my own lazyness.

I keep telling myself that i'd like to learn new languages, or maybe an instrument or new skills, but i'm too lazy to go and do it nowadays.

I'm religious, but i do respect other points of view.

My life is stagnant at the moment, but i do hope thing will change in the next semester, when i get to joing the police in my country!
The payment is not so good, but it's a respectable job, and i do like it,

>>36179246
Are you looking for a specific gender? I feel like we'd have stuff in common. If you have any interest in talking to stangers my email is: [email protected]

>>36178923
are you religious/spiritual? when do you get out

>>36173917
Why'd u even post in this thread anon fuck off

>>36175483
Are you Asian? I'm half Asian and my penis is about 4 and a half, I thought mine was small. I mean it is but damn 3 inches wow

>>36179363
The Guts vs Zodd fight in the first episode of the new season was pretty cool, also liked the fight against Mozgus and his disciples from last season. Still wish the guys who did the movies could've done the anime though.

Honestly, I'm sold if you draw anime, or at least try to.

>>36179387
>religious/spiritual
nope but not a sperg about it
I "get out" early 2020 if I don't reenlist, but they'll still own me in the reserves for 4 years.

>>36179479
Marines anon? I'm thinking of enlisting

21 year old with a job and nearly a 4 year degree. got money saved up and will be able to move into my own place in 4-5 years hopefully. looking for asian girls as obvious by me being caucasian. not religious, very socially removed until we get close

doubt ill find what i want but, who knows

>>36173748
Sounds like me but no drawing or any of that weeb shit.

>>36179440
i agree with everything you just said. i also really liked how they did mozgus and how well they did his freaky face and fanaticism. also, i got really hype on that intro to the second season, with the kids in the forest.

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Im a tranny. I like rpgs and rougelikes that are rpgs. I love games where I can customize my character. I know too much dark souls lore. I like ecchi comedy romance animes so I can self insert. I also like the occasional cartoon.

I mainly browse r9k, co, and trash. Im 20 years old and smoking and wearing big jackets makes me feel cool. People get annoyed because i have a one track mind and dont reply when I vidya. If you wanna spend time with me, play coop vidya with me.

I don't do ldr anymore, San diego native.

>>36179494
Ranger armyfag. If you want combat go marines, comfy pog jobs with benefits go army. Standard 11x are occupational and usually boring whereas 03xx are assault. If you get a specialization like airborne for example you'll probably be seeing around the same amount of combat as marines though. Or if you know you can do the pts try to grab an option 40 contract because you are almost 100% guaranteed to see combat if you make it.

The muhreens tore through shit in wermacht proportions in the early invasion but then the UN stepped in and made them play nice, I don't think Trump will allow that to happen again.

>>36179573
I just can't wait for Guts to get the berserker armor, it'll be the first time we get to see one of the best fights of the manga in animation besides the video games.

>>36179578
i'd holla at you but you're like at least an hour away

>>36173682
FUCK OFF LGBT SOC
FUCK OFF LGBTSOC
FUCK OFF TO LGBT AND SOC
THIS ISN'T LGBT'S SOC

Eh, whatever. I'll try. College dropout. I work full time. I enjoy playing video games and watch horror movies occasionally. I also enjoy watching anime from time to time, but none of that moe shit. In my free time, when I'm not getting lost in Hyrule or beating up some thugs in Tokyo, I drink heavily and shitpost online while listening to music, which varies from metal, to retrowave to psych rock. I lurk /vr/, /r9k/ and /pol/.

>>36179650
Damn, you're full of shit.

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>>36179667
I f you have a car that isnt even LDR. Hell, spare time and a bus pass and it wouldnt be ldr either.

>>36179663
it'll likely never happen because miura will likely die before he finishes berserk, but i want to see Void and Guts or Skull Knight in a proper fight for once.

>>36179707
i was being facetious, i'm in sacramento so that's like 7 hours, also I'm 27 so you're a little young for me anyways

>>36179494
>>36179650
Isn't me. At this point I would honestly say just wait a bit and see how things play out. If we start an actual war with ISIS instead of Assad talk to a recruiter about your options, make sure you ask everything you want to know. The "yeah you're gonna go and have a 100% chance of combat and get all these great beneits blah blah blah" is absolute bs, so it's important to interrogate them a bit as to just what you're doing. Do not sign the contract at meps until you're happy with it.

If we go all in then your chances of seeing combat as 11x or 03xx are about the same. Also do not go to the army for pog jobs, go either air force or navy with a trade skill like mechanic or something.

>>36178777
Goths are spooky hot Anon.

>>36179740
I hope he'd at least leave behind a general guideline of what was going to happen so we'd have some closure. I want to see Guts fight the Neo-Band of the Hawk, especially the one that took his arm.

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thread anthem theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q52x7Uxa3m0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLLKaAauL8Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiiHi6tvkIM

is this what trannies are like

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>>36173682
I am a 19 year old man (I guess, lol). I weigh 170 lbs, am 6'1'', and white.

I generally don't talk to new people, but I open up after 2 months or so of being around them. Most people find me to be odd, but appreciate me. I think that they are irritated at my sperg behavior, but find me helpful, knowledgeable, and perhaps interesting.

I desperately want to have an emotional connection to someone. I want to have someone who trust me, who I can trust, who I can help, and who helps me. I have never really been in that position. I am also somewhat kinesthetic. I have always kept my distance from people, but I really want to hold someone tight.

I like the outdoors, reading, writing, strategy video games, arguing with people on the internet, gardening, boats, building things, and guns. I also like Touhou, but my fine motor skills are pretty shit so I suck at it. I also tried drawing once, but it was very painful.

On the whole robot/chad dynamic, I am not sure where I place myself. On one hand, I have a certain level of financial success and am on a good track. I am definitely better off than most people my age. I have it worked out to be able to graduate college w/o debt. On the other hand, I am a literal sperg and have very little social success. I feel as if I am wandering through the detritus of last night's reverie, or as if I am standing in the middle of the floor, with the world waltzing on by.

My long term goals are to be married, have kids, own an estate with a pecan orchard, and teach history at a university or be involved in politics. Of course, these goals will be difficult.

I am generally a very hard worker, though this might just be due to the tism. I recently joined the National Guard, and will be leaving for basic this Saturday, so I'm a bit nervous.

I currently live in Northwest Florida, but will be attending college on the Eastern coast of Florida after I am done with basic.

>>36179898
that's what an effiminate gay is like, i'm like a million times more butch

hi im a fat lightskin girl that goes to college in upstate ny but lives in nj! i told myself i wouldnt try to talk to people on 4chan ever again but ive been lonely and really want a friend to talk about feels. im going to school for poli sci/global and international shit.
likes:
>writing poetry
>going to cute cafes and diners
>anime
>hearthstone
>chocolate
>good music (have been mostly in an r&b mood)
>vodka and rum
>makeup

dislikes:
>boys that say "nigga/bro/dude" too often
>smelly people
>weed
>people who are constantly high
>the dark
>sleeping alone
>pooping in unfamiliar places
>overtly horny people
>obnoxious loud people
>serious people
>creepy people that will threaten to dox me! gross!

pls add me on skype if u wanna be my friend its verycoolbeanz ! i wont respond tonight because im sleepy but yeah :^ )

>>36180006
100% sure this is a troll but
>tfw no gf to drink and play Hearthstone (or, hell, even Magic) with

Shit music taste, though.

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>>36173682
So lonely and drink too much up to 7 beers a night, I think people are coming to kill me when i leave the house for a smoke at night. No friends or social interaction in the past 8 months since i lost my job. Slowly but surely losing my mind. Starting to do a lot of hydrocodone since i had 3 scripts of it from precious surgeries and its making stuff worse.

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>>36180006
pic related is me btw but not rly interested in anything more than a friend! forgot to mention im 19 and im pretty socially awkward and have very few real friends

pls no bully

>>36180089
(you)

originalliesilia

>>36180050
fucking add me and we can play hearthstone 24/7, i have NO FRIENDS that will play with me!!! also i like more than just r&b, thats just a genre ive been very into right now. the only shit i try to avoid is country and metal, every other genre has at least one or two redeemable bands

20 year old alcoholic in training (rum and whiskey is pretty great), I work in construction for a living and hate it.

Im pretty right leaning politically , i love to shoot and build guns, watch documentaries and just hang around

>>36174111
I know the feels dog. I'm the kind of guy who is often unintentionally offensive.

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>>36179161
also, here's a picture, if that helps at all
>>36179378
i'll email you anon

>>36180113
different anon but what's your battle.net id? i also play hearthstone and I'm looking for more friends to play with.

>>36180296
your eyebrows need work girl

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>>36180324
i know
i don't know how to do them myself so I'm waiting for an opportunity to go get them done somewhere

>>36180363
do what every other girl has done since the start of time. buy a 99c pair of tweezers, download a stencil off the internet, and teach yourself.

>>36173682

I'm a boisterous 27 year redheaded green eyed roman catholic with a love of history, fiction and a wonderful command of language. That being said, I enjoy gallows humor and I have a terrible sense of tastes when it comes to conversation, but I'm a huge hopeless romantic. I also love tales of chivalry, adventure and where love triumphs over evil. I'm pretty impulsive and hotheaded, but I have a deep loyalty to my friends and family. I also have enjoyed nature considerably.

But over that, I'm just an honest guy who wants to find some good in the world for himself and others.

I can't complain about my life other than the fact I don't have anyone to share with it.

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I'm an ugly, friendless, shut-in, loser neet with literally nothing going on in my life. I like videogames, or at least I think I do, I don't really enjoy playing them very much anymore. Don't play a ton of multiplayer stuff since I have no friends, but I have overwatch though if you play it and would want to play with me. I just want someone to hold me and pretend I'm not trash.

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>>36180403
I have the tweezers, I just really, really don't want to fuck up

if your eyebrows are fucked up that's the first thing anyone will notice and they take so damn long to grow back

>>36180406
>redheaded green eyed roman catholic
Good to know I'm not the only one, but I'm more of a Hallmark Catholic. Not actually practicing. Have a (You), friend.

I'm annoying and obnoxious, I don't know how to be affectionate toward the people I love.
I cry maybe once a year, and and feel depressed when I am alone but ecstatic around people I am comfortable with.
I like to think that I'm smart but I'm genuinely not, I say I like reading but have hardly read any books, I say I like philosophy and have only read one philosopher.
I have never had a boyfriend and cannot imagine anyone ever loving me or ever loving myself.
I'm of average weight but feel repulsive, of average looks but feel hideous.
I have penis envy and have other women mostly because I am a typical one.
Thank god I'm white.

I hope I can fall asleep soon, it takes so long

>>36180430

Well, for what's worth, i don't think you're ugly at all, anon!

Also, have some more faith in yourself, my dear... if you want someone to hold you and make you feel nice, be ready to hug and be there for that person, as well! For that, you must love yourself, too!

FInd your inner strenght, anon-sama!

>>36180435
if you fuck up it's not really that bad, my eyebrows are pretty uneven right now desu but it's fine, it's not good, but i don't think anybody else has really noticed. if you're scared about fucking up really badly, then stop yourself before you ruin your eyebrows too much, but this is something you should definitely teach yourself.

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>>36173682
Heyo, I'm a fat jew retard. I have this wierd ability to make friends. If I'm asked to just walk up to someone and talk I'll be a sperglord. If I'm talking to a friend and a friend theirs comes over I'd react just as casually, jokingly, and friendly as if I was talking to my friend himself, if more people walk over I'll have the same jovial reaction. But if I have to personally walk up to a friend hanging out with their friend I'm a sperglord, if its a friend hanging out with a group I am absolutely fucked.
My music tastes is mostly rock and roll, grunge, punk, western, and country but I have an odd taste in sea shanties, jewish/russian polka, and militaristic trumpet music. I'd pretty much listen to anything but Electronica and Techno.
I want to live the NEET life with someone else who just wants to start over and get out of their hometown.

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I'm a lewd femboi who will never leave you, but chances are you will leave me.

I browse /v/, /co/ and/ r9k/

I put hundreds of hours into RougeLikes.
I like 80's vibe music tracks like in Hotline Miami, and love any Co-Op games, especially comfy ones.

I mostly watch Wesstern Cartoons but if I find that special someone and you are that special someone then I want to bingewatch anime with you forever.

I'm never busy, if you like attention as much as I do, we will be very good friends.

I have extreme attachment issues. And am extremely lonely.

I don't get romantically involved with people outside of my country anymore.

Canada, BC, Vancouver.

>>36176106
I don't think we're soulmates but you sound like someone I would enjoy knowing

>>36180430
You aren't ugly, far from it.

Where are you at buddy?

Maybe we can snuggle.

>>36180464

Yeah, I'm quite literally the definition of "Nice catholic boy".

Most girls are turned off when you say that you're practicing.

I carry a rosary with me and it fell out of my pocket one time and a bunch of girls gave me this weird look. It felt just like spaghetti at that moment.

>>36180642
Thanks anon, I'm from galloway. You?

>>36180637
You think so? Tell me about yourself, friend.

I'm a fat gay retard and I really want to die, but as with everything else I've ever wanted in life, I lack the fortitude to follow through.

>>36180599
you seem cool
too bad you are a faggot

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>>36180721
>fanfiction
>longsword training
>obsessed with Tolkien

Hi, I guess I'll post about myself to see if I'll find anyone here that I can relate to.

My main hobbies are going for walks, lifting, listening to music, and having feels. I also enjoy going to coffee shops and getting ice cream and going into the woods. My favorite bands are Neutral Milk Hotel, Radiohead, AJJ, the Pixies, and AnCo (especially their older stuff), but I'm really not opposed to most music other than country, pop, or EDM. I don't watch anime or play vidya but I would be willing to do so with a friend if they wanted

I try to be a good person and do want to make the world a better place, even if only by a little bit but I quite often end up doing shitty things because I'm pretty socially retarded. I'm very socially autistic and can't shut the fuck up most of the time, and I'm also very clingy to people I care about, so that might get annoying.

If you're looking for a physical description, well I'm a 5'5 light skinned middle eastern manlet. Not fat or skelly, I have some muscle on me but I'm not buff

>>36180675
I'm this guy: >>36180800

Comment oregano blox

Early20'sfag here. I like to read books about history and miscellaneous subjects. I play guitar, though not as much anymore because of my tendonitis(carrying food trays at work), and listen to metal. I'm a bus-boy/food-runner at a seafood restaurant, making decent money, but I hate tourists and being in the service industry has made me a bit of a misanthrope. I have a hard time dealing with the inefficiencies inherent in food service, and my anger over this is the reason I haven't moved up to waiting tables. I can talk to people well enough, but the stress of my environment sometimes causes me to break, and my coworkers kinda think I'm a psycho. They just put up with me for my work ethic/occasional humor. Honestly i can't wait for the day I get out of this place, and I hope to one day make a success of myself, I just let my insecurities hold me back. I'm not sure how,but i would like to do something big, that changes the world while enriching me at the same time. I want to be great, where my name is mentioned among those like Elon Musk or Larry Page, I just feel like I don't have the innate talent/genius. The most schooling I have is a two-year liberal arts degree, although I intend to get a bachelors in either Economics or Computer Science, if not any other STEM field like Math. I'm a virgin who's really not that desperate to meet women, I just don't really care. I think they're attractive and all, I'm just too introverted to pursue an active relationship of any kind outside of the people I already know, really. Sometimes I do think I might be bi though. I get anxious sometimes because I think people can tell, especially back when there was a same-sex coworker I was crushing on.

>>36180650

What do you look like, by any chance?

>>36180856
AJJ, NMH, AnCo, walks & innawoods.
Would probably be friends with. But youd probably hate me for having strawberry jam on vinyl.

>>36180923
FOR REVEREND GREEN AANAJSJAMMANDNDNNSNSNDNNDND

I love Strawberry Jam, I love their newer stuff too, I just really really love Feels and Queen in My Pictures

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>>36180903

Well, if you must insist...

Time to lower your expectations.

>>36180965
Do you wanna listen to campfire songs together around an actual campfire? i feel like thats the way it was intended to be listened. I cant stand anything they put out past merriweather, not going to lie.

>>36180989
That's how I imagine it too. I imagine taking a long bike journey into the Midwest and lighting a massive bonfire and strumming and singing along to Campfire songs with a friend

AND COLOR PEOPLE SAY OH NO, CAUSE THEY THINK ITS CONTAGIOUS

Skype?

>>36181032
if only the chords to the album were accurately released, id practice the shit out of it.
my skype account is my real name so i prefer not to use it online. i got steam though.

Let's see...

>25. Female. Irish.
>If you believe in personality astrology I'm an INFJ.
>Autist and neuro-supremacist for an aspie master race.
>Anarcho-capitalist
>Weeb
>Perpetual child at heart
>Avid reader
>Quiet with anxiety about everything from about talking on the phone to economic collapse
>Magic the gathering

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NEET
Have two pet rats, my best friends
I like brandy
Shit at making friends even though people like to vent to me and tell me their creepy secrets
Pyrophobic from bad experiences
I like comics, comics good for me
Bad at video games but they're still fun

>>36181059
Then add me, my Skype is snnd100

I don't have a steam, don't really play vidya

>>36180976

You're actually handsome for a ginger.

I couldn't fathom why you don't have girls chasing after you.

>>36180430
normie REEE original etc

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>>36181105
>normie
I'm a high school dropout/shut-in/virgin with no friends who used to be a literal fat neckbeard. I'm as far from normie as it gets.

Who here so robotic that they can't even talk to other robots?

>>36180976

>rogue squadron jacket

I think I found the pussy repellent right there.

>>36181059
Ree don't add me then :(

>>36181163
yup
>tfw no one even responds to your post

>>36181166

Maybe a cosplay of that ginger evil general would get him girls at a convention.

>>36181186

Actually, my parents already think I have fascist ideations.

The last thing I want is mom finding a pair of jackboots in my closet.

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>>36181180
Here is your (you) friend, you are a special person

>>36181078
How do I get into mtg if I can't into socializing, playing online isn't as fun

>>36181225
aww thanks
you're a special person too anon

>>36181149
Except for the fact that you act like an attentionwhore stacy who's incapable of not posting his face. I still remember a few months ago how you'd go into random threads and go on huge spiels about how you're the ugliest piece of garbage in the world so people would suck the shit out of your ass after you posted your face for the hundredth time that day.

>>36181238
do you want to fuck on the dl brah no homo js

>22, college student
>Super socially retarded, you can feel and hear the nervousness and awkwardness in my voice when I'm trying to small talk strangers (which I don't like because I feel like I'm just interrogating them anyway)
>Kinda self-aware, I might come off as weird, ignorant, or rude to others
>Prefer to be alone unless I'm haging out with friends or family
>Walk the dog, play vidya, listen to esoteric music (think instrumental metal, smooth jazz etc.), and study French and Italian in my spare time
>Like to doodle every now and then

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>>36181242
Wow, a mentally ill shut-in with no friends or human connection is depressed and desperate for attention? Who would have guessed.

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>>36181231
I have the same problem. I don't have enough friends to play with and I'm too shy to play with people at my local card shop.

I just make dream decks on Tapped Out and collect. ;_;

>>36181312
>Spoiler Image
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>36181319
I have a bunch of cards I bought for cheap, but really all I can do is look at them.

Also have vanguard, YuGiOh, and Weiss Schwartz cards.

I went to a lgs once, played YuGiOh and got beat so hard that I just went straight home after that ;_;

>>36181221

Find fanart of good guy version of evil general, do something like that. Then you will meet many Reys and Leias. Maybe an Amidala

>>36181319
Where do you live? I'd play with you with proxies(don't have money) or on cockatrice.
>>36181347
Yeah, I'm an edgelord attention-whore, sent that to someone to get them to talk to me. I know I'm trash, you aren't saying anything new.

>>36181242
This anon get's it desu des

>>36181312
>mentally ill shut-in with no friends or human connection
>trying to pretend that you're not a normie slut when you actively post yourself on cuteboys and in steam threads
>posting those cat scratches

Wow, so fucked up guy, the only thing you've done so far is prove that you can't stop lying, which is a normie problem.

>>36173682
Hi, I am a 19 year old white male. I have shit taste in anime and video games, about to go back to college because I dropped out. I have clinical depression and don't know my sexuality. I'm not a virgin.
I'm not that interesting so I don't really know what else to list here.

If you're not interested, feel free to leave Steam information.

>>36181359
Awww. I play Yu-Gi-Oh too, though my only deck is the meanest cyber dragon OTK deck ever created. Gotta love cyber twin dragon powered up to 5600 attack.

>>36181440
I was never really aware of the amount of people that played meta decks when I went to the lgs.

Now I just play Shadowverse to fulfill my card game fun times, but I still wish I could play MTG with people.

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I'm a cringy 23 year old recovering NEET, I have horrible social anxieties and ineptness, I spend to much time playing video games, I am overly opinionated about music, and from time to time I'm lonely as hell and depressed, the only real thing I like about myself is that I don't look ugly, deformed, or fat.

>>36181426
The point of posting the cat scratches isn't that I hurt myself, it's that I did it and took those pictures to took for a friend so that he would feel bad and talk for me. I'm a pathetic piece of shit attention whore, I already know this.


>>trying to pretend that you're not a normie slut when you actively post yourself on cuteboys and in steam threads

I'm literally a virgin, in the past 3 years I've left the house

>for a month in october when I worked some shitty factory job
>to visit my grandmother on christmases
>once a month or so to go on a walk outside, at night so no one sees me
>to go to my grandma's funeral

Just because I post on these sites doesn't mean anyone actually likes me. I've gotten one message from that map, and it was someone who was like 60. My 9 steam friends aren't really a substitute for real life human contact, and I haven't had a real life friend since elementary school.

>>36181426
>Wow, so fucked up guy, the only thing you've done so far is prove that you can't stop lying, which is a normie problem.
no point in saying anything he'll just try to prentend he's not a turbo normie

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I'm that quiet guy who once tried to act cool for the attention of others to later find out I was an obnoxious prick. I tend to spend ny days playing Video game, taking notes on movies i have and haven't watched and Read. I found being isolated to be one of the best things I could have done and glad I did so, it some ways.

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>>36181589
Nier is the best thing ever

24. Mech Engineering student that's in junior year. Spend most of my time on my studies, harassing my pomeranian, or arguing with an internet friend about sci fi or fantasy books. Also probably have too many Hawaiian tshirts.

Have my own issues but lack the rage or crippling depression most robots seem to have.

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>>36181614
Nier has and as well as Drakengard has
Helped me cope with a lot of things and has "inspired" me in many ways. Yoko Taro is a gift given from the divine.

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>currently in an machinist apprenticeship
>i know how to draw but rarely do it
>i like games like dark souls warframe and killing floor
>i like to chat about random stuff

Socialy im pretty introverted. I dont enjoy going outside and get wasted at weekends. I rather stay home or meet with close friends.some would say i have a strange taste of humor and music. I'm quite supportive and like to hear others point of view. Anime is not really my thing but i watched and enjoyed a few. Thats pretty much it. Pic releated is one of my rare drawings

>>36173682
I'm a 19 year old high school dropout. I've been a reclusive NEET for about 3 years now. I rarely leave my room let alone the house, although I do like to go for walks every once in a while to clear my mind as I find just walking around the block for ~10 minutes is pretty cathartic. I hate the way my life is right now but I don't know what I want from life or how to achieve it. I pretty much just play League of Legends all day because it's the only game I can afford (it's free) and my computer can run (although I'm buying a new one soon). I don't really enjoy video games anymore but it's something to do to pass the time in my room. I used to really love Halo and it's what got me obsessed with science fiction but the newer games aren't the same.

I have issues talking to people, not because I'm shy but because I don't really know what to say. I wouldn't even call it social anxiety, I want to talk to other but my brain just can't think of the words. I have two friends I still talk to from a few years ago, but they live states away and we basically only play video games together so we're not very close. I had a girlfriend once who I was very close to and loved very much but she killed herself so I don't know if it'd be healthy for me to be in a relationship again.

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>>36173682
I'm doomed to a bad reputation and a lack of hospitable friends because of my anti-social behavior and sense of humor. I lack empathy and compassion for other people, and act on my own volition and then blame others when no one enjoys my presence. Despite my silver tongue and gold lined intentions, I will be exiled over and over again until I am like the jew, and can only seek a homeland by destroying another.
Also I like wide open landscapes, video games, reading, talking about random things, and I have become contempt with this eternal loneliness jig.

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>>36181549
Yeah dude I'm such a fucking normie. Just friendless, kissless, hugless, neet, chad. Fuck you.

I might not have a single non-internet friend, I might have been a neet for the past 3 years since I dropped out of high school, I might not have a family that gives a fuck about me, I might not even be able to go anywhere because I live in bumfuck Ohio without a license/car, I might be a complete fucking loser who cries himself to sleep everynight and is just waiting to get thrown out and off himself, but I post my face on an imageboard for loser nerds(nevermind that I feel too fucking anxious to even be seen by my mother/stepdad) because I get positive attention after a lifetime of being told I'm a fat, ugly, worthless, piece of shit. I'm just such a fucking normie. Look at this face, such a fucking chad, kill yourself.

I'm a fat 26 year old friendless KHV HS dropout who lives on disability in his mom's house

My two favorite subjects are, philosophy and game design

I'm an INTP and an unironic nihilist, call it edgy but its the truth as ironic as that is to say

I like just about any media, but vidya is my passion, I prefer action games but also do like puzzle or adventure games sometimes.

I've lived a life abused and neglected but am in a decent place now and am slowly trying to piece myself back together.

I mostly don't feel emotion or empathy and am probably asexual, but its more complicated than that, either way I'd like to at least try sex and relationships before i blow them off.

>>36181729
>(dumb shit post)

>god I'm so ugly
>god I'm so anxious and depressed
>let me post my face for the millionth time teehee silly fags don't hit on me

normie slut

daddys little girl aint a little girl no mo

>>36181684
I have recurring dreams about endless rolling hills with bright green grass and bright blue skies

>>36181878
Same for me, but it's usually filled with lots of tall grass and I'm dressed like a vagabond in poorly strung together rags.

I then discover a magnificent stone castle in vain of anor londo which I use rope to climb and fight other people like me with swords. This is the only dream I have, most others are nightmares. The castles layout always changes and it incorporates many other dreams I have had as a child.

>>36181794
Yeah man, that's such a cute pic. Really fishing for some compliments. The way my greasy hair compliments my pubic hair looking neckbeard hair on my double chin is simply stunning.

Fuck off, I bet you have at least one offline friend. I bet you talk to your family. I bet you leave the house on a regular basis. I bet you have a job or are in school or finished high school at the very least. But, you're really going to call someone so desperate for positive attention that they seek it out on anonymous imageboards a normie? Whatever dude.

>>36181729
>Look at this face, such a fucking chad
could be a chad
and you look completely different now stacey

>>36181729
hey mang
you seem pretty cool, and you're right in this argument, but you really need to stop letting these people get to you. it doesn't matter who's right or wrong. they're just fucking with you.

also, you're very qt now, you have changed significantly more than pretty much anyone else I've ever seen. so, congrats on the successful transition. I'm on hrt too, I really hope to see results like yours.

>>36180430
>that angle
LOL

How about take an actual picture. No? Okay

I'm just a loner in high school, who doesn't have any friends and never had a relationship either. I spend 6-7 hours being surrounded by normies, then I go straight back home and enjoy what's left of the day. I do that by shitposting, playing video games, watching anime, reading etc. I would say my taste in general is pretty good.

I absolutely hate normies, women and thw society we're in living in. My social skills aren't terrible but I'd rather just isolate myself. I've had a few friends in the past and even 3 girls who liked me, but they were shit. I've come to the conclusion that I'm better on my own for now.

Don't get me wrong, I'd love to have friends and a relationship, but I just can't find anyone good enough for that. People in real life are too normie, while the ones on r9k are too broken.

>>36182063
Literally grow up. You have teenage angst written all over your post.

I'm depressed, 20, like stupid slice of life anime and generally anime that seems to be more "casual" based and less "good." I also enjoy Nintendo games and visual novel anime shit like Zero Escape, Ace Attorney, Danganronpa.

I have a shitty part-time job because I like having the money to pursue my interests.

I sound super fucking autistic by my interests alone.

I'm not a girl or a trap, so.

If you're playing the new Persona then I'm someone to talk about it with, currently in September's Palace.

I really don't know how to talk about myself and make myself sound appealing.

>>36181906
>implying I was talking about that picture
Are you stupid?

Anyway, you want to turn this into a pissing contest, I'll do it in order
>I bet you have at least one offline friend
Haven't had an irl friend in 3 years, even then I hadn't seen that irl friend in 8 months before we finally stopped talking.
>I bet you talk to your family
I talk to them to keep the peace, but I've listened to my dad go on for a little over two hours about how I'm the worlds largest piece of shit that exists solely to be a detriment to my parents and eat everything they buy like "the fat fuck he is." I told my mom that I heard my dad saying all that shit and that I would willingly fucking disappear if that's what they want. He hasn't done that since then, but I've heard him and his friend mocking me pretty much every time they get together.
>I bet you leave the house on a regular basis
Have left the house and actually stepped foot out of the car maybe 15 times in total in 4 years of being a NEET, those times where when my mom was injured and needed help shopping, when I had to go to the doctors and specialist for a problem, the 3 times I've gotten my hair cut, and a few times because my mom just wanted someone to go shopping with her.
>I bet you have a job or are in school or finished high school at the very least.
>three days left until my fourth year of being a NEET comes to a close
>only completed my sophomore year, failed junior year then dropped out
>still an obese ugly wreck that would only look worse if he lost weight

Oh and in comparison to your 9 steam friends that you mentioned before, I have 0 on my steam.

>>36182172
3 years is more recently than I've had a friend. I had one, in elementary school, but then he made new friends and made fun of me with them.

That screaming from your dad is more social interaction than I get, I never see my dad and it sounds like your mom at least likes you.

Outside of that job I had for a month, that's way more than I've left the house the past 3 years. I haven't even had my hair cut in 2 years, it goes down and covers my face if I don't brush it out of the way, would post but you'd call me an attention whore.

Once you're an adult being fat is your own fault and I have no sympathy for you there, maybe don't stuff your face so much.

Steam friends don't really help, it's not really any different from posting on 4chan, just words on a screen. I'd offer to be yours, but you're an asshole.

>>36182321
>That screaming from your dad is more social interaction than I get, I never see my dad
Are you fucking retarded?

>that's way more than I've left the house the past 3 years
>>36181513
>once a month or so to go on a walk outside
>for a month in october when I worked some shitty factory job (but this doesn't count teehee)

>Steam friends don't really help, it's not really any different from posting on 4chan, just words on a screen.
>teehee doesn't count they're not real friends haha I just talk to them that's not friends hehe

>I'd offer to be yours, but you're an asshole.
I'd offer to be yours too, but I don't think I could deal with a normie sending me his photo every hour along with "omg im so ugly ;(((" like the normie slut he is.

There isnt much to say really. Im one of those 'unfeeling' robots who basically doesnt react to things like normal people do. I barely feel anything day to day and most things bore me. Im intelligent (or maybe im not who the fuck knows), and can argue in circles around anyone (not in a good or impressive way though). I waste my life away playing video games in my free time and working a semi deadend job because im not qualified to do anything else (i failed out of school more than once). I dont apply myself and I have no passion for anything. I also dont care about common favourites like music or art. Im also very rigid about a lot of things. I have no friends and no aspirations. Oh and I am 30.

>>36182437
>Are you fucking retarded?
It's true though, I wish someone cared enough to yell at me.
>once a month or so to go on a walk outside
>for a month in october when I worked some shitty factory job (but this doesn't count teehee)

Walking around at night in the country is barely any different from being alone in your room. That job in october definitely counts, but it was for a month and a one-time thing. Hated it, got fired, and don't see myself ever working again.

>teehee doesn't count they're not real friends haha I just talk to them that's not friends hehe

I barely talk to them, and no, they don't count. The occasional forced, "hi how are you" "fine, you?" "good" isn't a substitute for being around someone in real life.

>I'd offer to be yours too, but I don't think I could deal with a normie sending me his photo every hour along with "omg im so ugly ;(((" like the normie slut he is.
I don't think you have to worry about anyone sending you photos.

I'm autistic and really good at a card game no one plays. I just want a card game GF.

>>36182581
Not female but what card game

>>36182613
Force of will

>>36182616
Ooh this looks neat, so who do you play with?

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>infp male looking for "the one"
inb4 MTBI IS A HOAX FUCKING ASTROLOGY FAG
>KV, platonic hugs. I'm not entirely socially stunted but i like to be alone sometimes
>I just wish i can spent my alone-time with someone who gets me
>found an INFP girl, we're really close and we say dumb cutesy shit to each other like "i love you" and shit, tlak on the pjone for hours.

>She has a boyfriend
>I'm a cuck

>someone save me from this cuckoldry

>>36182565
>I wish someone cared enough to yell at me.
>I just need something to make me seem worse ;(

>That job in october definitely counts
Okay, then you've gone outside more than I have.

>The occasional forced, "hi how are you" "fine, you?" "good" isn't a substitute for being around someone in real life
I wish someone cared enough to force a conversation with me

>I don't think you have to worry about anyone sending you photos
Make up your mind if you're going to keep trying to imply that you're in the worst position in the world oh so fucked up le mentally ill lonely failure xDD because you can't pull that act and then pull something like this.

Anyway, just go back to being an attentionwhore, this shit is boring now because you're just being a normie about it by having absolutely no reasoning in the shit you say and just looking for any small thing to "win."

>>36182634
There are 3 stores that play it a week here so I go there and then travel to the regional grand prixs.

>>36182453
> intelligent
>failed out of school multiple times
>no job skills

Something don't add up

>>36182642
What would you recommend to start out with, a starter pack?

>>36182641
To be honest my position isn't much better/worse. You have a closer family than I do and I'm jealous of that, but you're also older and fat. We're both going to die alone as neets.

ugly neet boy scum
lurk all day unless i decide to study
watch people play videogames
daydream about being a functional person
also fap to depraved shit
now gib gf :3

>>36182675
So that's a problem with the game. It's kind of weird to get into because they only put out starter decks once every 4 sets and they have all unique cards in them. Only one that's worth getting is the swarming elves deck but it's pretty pricy now. I've just been buying 3 boxes every set since the second set came out and that seems to be the norm.

>>36182708
Doesn't seem like it has much of a player base either, oh well I do like collecting cards anyways

>>36182680
>You have a closer family than I do
I haven't explained anything
>two alcoholic children for parents that single-handedly ruined my perception of relationships by arguing almost literally every night from ages 4 to 12
>memories of standing in between them while my dad screams about how he should kill my mom
>memories of my mom having fits at me and sending me to my room for 8+ hours because I didn't know how to fix the family computer at 8 years old
>memories of my dad screaming at me while I'm sitting on the toilet shitting magma from food poisoning
>immediately left after I finished and started walking to school
>he proceeded to catch up in his car and scream at me for 300m to get in the car and that I'm ruining his day
>my dad saying "well I hope you die then your mother can deal with it" when he burst into my room at 2am because he thought I left my TV and seen that I was sleeping the way I always sleep before he leaves and continues to scream at my mom because she coughed
My family is anything but close.

>but you're also older
I'm 21.

>>36182800
Yeah, I kind of got that vibe from your post. I don't have any fucked up stories, my family wasn't abusive, just never around. Barely saw my mom as a kid, was always working, and before my parents got divorced my dad was always drunk/passed out whenever he was home. I'd probably trade places, but I think you would too. Grass is always greener, etc.

>>36176054
holy fuck are you me

originalo

>>36182787
The art is pretty nice and having full art version of every rare and super rare is awesome for collecting.

>>36181684
Sounds perfect, do you have any contact info? Preferably discord, but skype will do if not.

>>36182910
Dusty#4147

I have discord yeah

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I like video games and sometimes watch anime. 19 years old and just about to drop out of uni. Life is lonely, but I don't really have any interesting aspects so I can't blame that on others. I also like card games but have no one to play physical ones with.

I'm an autism ugly

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>>36182910
I guess I was 3 minutes too late.

Bumping your post again friendo.

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23 year old college student. Like to think I'm really good looking, pretty smart i guess since I'm majoring in physics. Been pretty much a sad sack of shit ever since being kicked out of Bootcamp at MCRD due to a prior injury. This was last year of Feb23. I moved out of my home to get away from certain people and I've been associating myself with what you would call "nerdy" "geeky" type of friends. They're my friends either way, they've gotten me into anime (though i did watch some but only on adult swim) and ive been digging this lately. Friends back home have been making fun of me for hanging out with these so called "weebs" but honestly these new friends of mine are so cool!! Like some of em were pretty shy and are vigrins hahaha but ive been helping em become more social and less awkward. Ive been told i tend to attract all kinds of people. I wouldn't say I'm nice but i am blunt and straightforward. Anyways these new friends of mine have been way cooler and nice than the people ive known for 6 years plus. Friend even introduced me to 4chan so I'm kind of a newfag hahahaha.

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>>36173682
THERE IS A BOARD FOR THIS CALLED /SOC/ YOU MORON GO MAKE A THREAD THERE IF YOU WANT TO CLOOECT BOIPUSS NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!

studying digital art as a career
dont play many games anymore but currently playing
-league/overwatch when a friend asks, have melty blood and ssbm but no one to play with, used to play pso2 a lot might get back into it. pretty much only pc games
fav games
-mgs, 999, phoenixwright, catherine, played wc3 customs tons as a kid, wotlk priv servers (pvp only), was pro in league in s4, beat darksouls 1 and most of 2, henehoed lots on maple, any dressup games are fun, point and click adventure games are fun but i dont like playing singleplayers anymore too lonely, but i like watching / playing with others, all i can think of atm
fav shows
-i dont watch much but my favorites are crayon shin chan and yuusha yoshihiko. k-on was good too
i listen to a lot of different types of music, im pretty close minded in the sense that i usually dont like things ppl show me but I think everyone should enjoy what they like and dont judge tastes
-maplestory ost, spaceghostpurrp, lil ugly mane, some dark dubby stuff, listened to lots of breakbeat in hs, dumb girly stuff like cassie ashanti aaliyah jojo etc, lots of random videogame ost's, used to listen to xwulf&bones a lot, the cardigans, some footwerk, some nice ambient music, used to listen to lots of sc rap/trap and still listen to some like jpdreamthug,bladee,etc. old clubby music is cool too
i like being nice, chatting, spending time with other people (hate being alone), art, videogames, fashion, and dumb memes. i dont really like mean people
add me on discord abcd#8074
if you find this on an archive or something and my discord is dead, my email is [email protected]
23/mtf/socal (oc)