>I'm miss world.... somebody kill me

>>36172371
Has anyone ever called the number in this pic?

Wojak's number

I want to but too scared

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>>36172371
there is only one good thing in that picture

When I was 16 I failed like 3 classes. Instead of hiring me a tutor. My parents tried to marry me off to older men. Now that I'm 22 I have a thing for daddy and my parents hate the fact that i'm into older men.

>>36172400
He's probably dead now

>>36172371
these pictures always unsettle me deeply, i'm not sure what it is about them

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Chad here. How are my femanons doing tonight? ;)

>>36172371
> find robot bf
> happiestdaysofmylife.jpg
> robot bf constantly thinks that I want Chad's big throbbing cock even though I don't
> bf develops cuck fetish
> broke up with bf because he wants me to fuck Chad while he watches
> dead inside once more

Someone told me I smelled nice today though

>>36172831
It's the contrast between things being pretty, colorful and orderly on the surface but absolutely repulsive, dirty and wretched when you examine them further----much like real women.

>>36172831
It's probably recognizing how shallow, vapid, and yet still somehow psychotic the whole scene is. You understand it truly comes from the mind of a woman.

>>36172878
>>36172895
are these from lolcow? these seem like they might be

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>>36172878
Women L I T T E R A L Y dont give a shit about anything that is not themselves
If they like a band, or have a hobby that is not basic as fuck it is because they think they are "supposed to like it", just whatever is on the TV or whatever
If you ever meet a girl who has an interesting or "unique" taste in either music or literature, it is literally just imprinting from one of her previous boyfriends
Women are not "treated" like cattle, women ARE cattle, they need to be hooked up to a machine and milked and smash their fucking heads in with hammers SASH their fucking heads in
Males still rule this fucking world. In most of the world, a fucking bitch can get killed for looking at a man straight in the eye. In America and Europe, every day dumb sluts get their holes penetrated without their so-called consent, which isn't rape, just them getting the fucking dick they deserve up their asses.

Sexual abuse is on the rise, spousal abuse is on the rise and more bitches die every year. Fucking cunts. I am so glad I was born a man. I am so glad there is a bunch of retarded sluts jumping trough hoops just to get my cock.
SMASH THEIR FUCKING HEADS IN

>>36172371
It looks like my room.

>>36172951
Didnt read

Probably original

>>36172842
what are your fetishes m'lady?

>>36172951
i literally had to look this up to see if it was copypasta

>>36172831
They make me want to impregnate the women depicted in them.

>>36172951
>If they like a band, or have a hobby that is not basic as fuck it is because they think they are "supposed to like it"
Seems impossible to prove desu

>>36172842
>Someone told me I smelled nice today though

I want to smell you

>>36172951
Good post
Origins

>>36172951
Shame you'll be called fedora, you are 100% right

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i got fucking friendzoned by a 5'9 3-4 inch cocked guy that is like a 3/10 and i am so angry but also sad and i dont know how to feel because I felt like he was the first person that ever truly understood me and I could talk to without feeling like an anxious social fuck and get that nauseating feeling like you have to get away from them. we had a really good thing going on for several months before he randomly just told me he doesn't feel for me any more. heart broken pretty much and I'm pretty fucking angry but sad at the same time right now. doesn't help that I kind of sperged out last night on him telling him how exactly I felt about him and he probably thinks I'm crazy (he's probably right but fuckin hell, I care about him so fucking much)
now just in a depressive rut but anger infused

mfw

>>36173819
haha ur a faggot :^]
this is original 2too2too

I FUCKING HATE ROASTIES
GET OUTTA HERE CUNTS
LYNCH THE ROAST
BURN THE ROAST

>>36172371
Fembots post thigh highs or of any body part. Pls

>>36173873
Just a fembot not a faggot

>>36173819

How did you know he had a 3-4 inch cock you fucking slut.

>canned tendies

>>36173819
5'9 is basically average male height, so stop shaming average men you over entitled landbeast

>>36174113
r u a qt
and will u be my gf

>>36173819
What is your name..............
oraginal

Tfw you are attractive, tall, and have a full time job but it is still not good enough, how do I attract a qt virgin femanon?

>>36174244
Men tend to like to show off their genitals

>>36174450
I guess I am
I'm like a 7/10
>>36174361
Not when you're also chubby as fuck and have a small dick
>>36174455
Not saying my name sorry
>>36174509
Idk. People tend to shame me even though I'm 22 and have only had one partner but he was a long term partner for over 2 years and we only did it once.

>>36174624
so be my gf

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>>36173111
Ayyyeee trips, anon. Slap me some skin!

Origonil

>>36174624
Are you making fun of his small dick?
Do you hate manlets too?

>>36174624
>Not when you're also chubby as fuck and have a small dick
The fact that you specifically mentioned that he's 5'9 obviously means you've got a problem with it. Dumb entitled whores like you are the reason why there's so many bitter woman-hating guys on r9k, because they recognize that even the most degenerate broke bitch gutter trash women think they deserve a man that's better than average in all categories.

>tfw no /lit/ bf to read Dostoyevsky with

>>36174810
I don't even care that he's 5'9 as long he wouldn't have fucking friend zoned me. I was willing to commit to this guy fully.
I'm obviously being bitter about it just like you're being.
>>36174735
Ok what do we do

can anyone dump the kinds of images in the OP

shit is like where's waldo

Tfw no qt virgin gf who likes anime and will read musashi with me. I don't even know how to go about meeting girls like that...

>>36174760
Wew lad. No but it makes it much easier to hate him for the reasons I already am hating him for right now.

>>36174953
Here's a big archive

http://imgur.com/a/TSuBR

>>36174959
Would you date a short robot then?
Asking for a friend
oh and his dick isn't small

>>36174891
What's with all the girls on /lit/? I didn't realize this was a thing until /fitlit/.

>>36175071
If he had a personality that I really meshed with and he'd be totally down for my fetishes yes I would

>>36174978
thanks my man.

i assume these are made mostly by men

>>36172371
Chad hasn't flirted with me recently
only ugly guys hit on me
I keep watching cat videos near tyrone but he wont pick up the hint and have 2 friends over to airtight me
sugar daddy only gave me $2000 this month
life is so haaaaaard
:(((((((((((
I hope every one of you roastie bitch cunts is slain in the street

>>36175152
What are your fetishes then?

>>36172951
>SMASH THEIR FUCKING HEADS IN
b nice please

>>36172400
>>36172767
It's the federal reserve in New york or something

>>36175132
It's tough being a well-read girl. Chads lose 95% of their appeal when you realize most of them are borderline-illiterate

>>36172595

What is the significance of Robert Luongo?

>>36174891
>read with
That is only fun when one actually reads it to the other.

>>36174933
cuddle desu

>>36175267
Aw shucks original

>>36175337
Yeah, that's what I originally meant

tfw no /lit/ gf, tfw no gf to discuss political philosophy in a meaningful way. Tfw the only ones who you talk to who talk about books just want chad anyways.

>>36174891
But is it even true?

>>36175227
Too afraid to say them on here because I know said guy that I talk about browses R9k frequently and other boards and it'd be super obvious and completely out me, already paranoid as hell right now posting this, probably was the guy asking me my name
>>36175348
Lets:

This is always my favorite picture, from the drawer labeled "bad girl - slutty" to the lube saying "nuke that pussy"

>>36172951
>If they like a band, or have a hobby that is not basic as fuck it is because they think they are "supposed to like it", just whatever is on the TV or whatever
>If you ever meet a girl who has an interesting or "unique" taste in either music or literature, it is literally just imprinting from one of her previous boyfriends
This part's true, but you should probably calm down buddy

>>36175416
>But is it even true?
What do you mean?

>>36175439
Where are you from then? Maybe I - mean my friend could contact you.

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>>36175439

your story doesn't add up, you already described your relationship with him, his height, his dick size and how your relationship with him ended

>>36173819
Can't be friendzoned if you dont like him so you liked a 3/10???

>kill yourself

>>36175551
>>36175439
But wouldn't you prefer a 6'2" bf?

>>36175551
I'm from the north east USA
>>36175636
Pretty sure there could be plenty of people with similar stories

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>>36175646
Pretty sure I loved him or pretty close to that despite his appearance.
>>36175655
Not if he doesn't meet the previous criteria. Appearance is irrelevant if I find you a fucking bore to talk to or if we don't mesh in personalities. It's kind of adding sprinkles to ice cream for me. Sure it's nice but are you going to throw a Bitch fit and refuse to eat the ice cream that you love any way if you don't get the extra toppings?

>>36174891
Godamnit I didn't know girls actually liked lit let alone dostoy

>>36175646
Oh and trust me I've already considered it heavily and I'm probably going to some time this year so thx for the advice famalam

>>36175664
>finally a grill in my 1200 mile dating radius
>she's too paranoid to post her fetishes
>thread is dying
Damn shame.

>>36176521
im still here, not sure how to contact you though

>>36175744
Bubonic plague was actually passed from rat to flea to human so you should have put some cute flea.

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>>36172371
Hey all

Am I kinda good looking?

I'll be around

>>36176675
i just found the image not OC

I'd date a fembot I'm just too scared of how fucked they are.

>>36177321
That's really their appeal, m8.

>>36176552
>tfw she said "hi"
>she never replied after that