what was the cheapest, shittiest, most retarded high you ever had?

Computer duster.

Whippets

salvia divinorum
well not cheap, actually overpriced bunk

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>>36171779
Huffed spray paint with my friend in eighth grade

>>36171779
Dph

Honestly fuck that shit, scary af and makes you feel like crap

>>36171779
nutmeg. It was a bad experience.

>>36171868
I heard you can die from that shit, thought about doing it in 9th grade

huffing my mother's asthma inhaler
it's actually a steroid albeit weak

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>>36171812
>Whippets
kek

>>36171868
I did that. I ate a lot of it though and didn't smoke it. Did you smoke it?

>>36171826
How was that experience?

>>36171779
Hot chillis + cheese, given my default state of braindeadness and always feeling tired practically anything is a high for me.

>>36171966
you sound exactly like ops pic

>>36171931
I've smoked and snorted a lot of nutmeg when I was younger. It didn't do anything.
Smoking spider webs on the other hand is some good shit.

>>36171931
Both ate it and smoked because it didn't seem like it was having any effect. Was not aware that it takes 2-3hours to kick in but by that time it was way too late.

Downed a bottle of Robitussin which I'm pretty sure was expired and had that shit in it that makes you throw up. I didn't even care about being high, I was just bored and found it in the bathroom cabinet and I just chugged it. I just felt a little off balance but that's it.

>shittiest
No better word you could have used.

Stole some beer from a neigbors cellar in a bros appartment building. We were eleven or such, and not one of us knew how beer is supposed to taste. Those bottles must have been 10-15 years old, and each of us had the shits like wouldn't believe afterward.

I used to smoke Klimax when i was 15.

The few anons here who know what Klimax is know how disgusting it is.

>>36171779
Probably when I took something like 3 dropper's worth of liquid Xanax when I was 16 and my parents weren't home.
Thought that I'd feel super chill and instead I fucking fainted or something, all I know is that one moment I was on my cellphone and the next I felt disoriented as fuck and was lying on my bed with three strangers and my parents(obviously terrified) staring at me.
Apparently I was completely unconscious and I couldn't even hear them calling me and banging on the door, so they had to call the firefighters. Luckily I hadn't to get checked and so I just told my parents that I fell asleep (Literally not remembering shit about it does wonders to your credibility), but they probably ended up figuring it out even though they never brought it up again.

>>36171812
This, you've got to be pretty fucking desperate...

And I'm all out of balloons desu

>>36171779
Sharpie

True robot drug

>>36172597
There's no such thing as liquid Xanax

t. Searle employee from the 80s

DXM is fairly cheap if you buy the right, economical stuff, but I think it's a quality high. Not exactly what I'd call fun or recreational, but it is cool and interesting and I plan to get a 24 bottle case of DXM only pills from the Dollar Tree. I think it's slowly making me happier, but that might just be one factor among others. I do think it has helped me cut down on drinking so far, but it's only been a few weeks, so who knows?

>>36171845
Never took enough for it to have any significant effect aside from it's intended use as a sleep aid. Just made me feel dull and itchy.

>>36171779
Mirtazapine

I heard it could make you trip so I took like 400mg. Ended up shivering uncontrollably under 3 layers of blankets in 30c heat drenched in sweat feeling like I was literally freezing to death. The only remotely trippy shit that happened was the walls warping a bit and my pillow barked at me like two or three times

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Pretty sure I ruined my brain's concept of long term memory because of a DPH binge. 1200mg at points.

1.5 bars of Xanax

Blacked out

Woke up late for work the next day

Crashed half of my car into a curb

Said wtffffff then continued to go to work

Sold all my Xanax the next week

when I was forced to paint the inside of a shipping container (with no ventilation) at my work for 10 hours straight.

I felt spaced out and agitated for the next few hours, it fucking sucked.

>>36171779
kratom. I never did enjoy that crap does nothing or makes you too sleepy to enjoy it.

Two two-liter bottles of jenkem fermented for a month

zopiclone and some booze
woke up at a park bench with a car wing mirror in my hand

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>petrol

I still huff it when Im too broke to get booze.

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>>36173182
I don't know about the US but we have them in Italy, I have one of those at home right now. I just went with Xanax because I couldn't remember the name of the benzo, which was actually Diazepam (Valium). Not like it matters that much.

>>36174309
you need this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

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>>36174373
At least Abos in Australia get free money. Nothing comes free but suffering in Moldova.