>3 page essay due tomorrow >haven't even started

I have a 7 pager due tomorrow and I haven't started. You can bullshit three pages super easy.

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>>36171761
>have to sign moms birthday card by october
>haven't even started

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>>36171761
>500 word essay due next month
>haven't started yet

>>36171792
How can I do that with no willpower?

>my fucking face when I have three 20 page papers due in the next couple weeks
>haven't started any. Don't even have a topic for one of them

If a bus hits me when I walk to class this week I'll be fine with it.

>>36171761
>Pile of late assignments
>Professors are so lenient they told me as long as I get them done I'll get a good grade
>Won't even bother
I should just put effort into thingd

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>>36171761
>have to use 4 sources of bullshit
>then have to present my essay on thursday
>fear of presenting since there is a black lives matter nigra who will probably harass me for saying that sstemic racism isn't real

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>1 word essay due in 3 years

>>36171908
kek you're about to get heckled senpai

>>36171988
she even has the glasses and voice you'd expect from a leftist nigra

>still haven't started the essay

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>>36171935
>1/2 word essay due in 7 years.
so original

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>>36171761
working on my 6 pager rn

>>36171761
I have never in my life done an essay myself. It's always my mother who does them for me.

I'm not good with words.

My older brother won a prize for a thesis written by my mother. It was only like 500$ and a certificate though.

>tfw have only finished second draft of obituary
>getting a STEM degree instead

>>36172356
Can you mom do it for me?

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>fill in the blanks worksheet due in 20 min

>>36172275
>1 letter essay due in 10 years

>>36171829
Get some tobacco and have a few energy drinks on hand. It really helps.

>>36172414
whats it about? ill do it if you pay me

>>36172414
*can your mom do me?

>>36172435
I'll pay you in repspects and loves.

>>36172459
I need real money, respect and love isnt gonna pay my car bill

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>90 words essay due in 1 minute
FUCK

>>36172469
I'll give you 20, my life savings.

3 pages are so easy to bullshit. Are you retarded?

>>36172506
tell me what its about and pay me first

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>have to graduate from college in 4 years
>havent even started

>>36172522
No, I'm a genius in math.
I just hate english because it's gay.

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>>36171761
>300 word essay due in 20 aeons
>haven't even started
KILL BE LADS THERES NO TIME

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>Empty page due after the next Big Bang
>Haven't even started yet

>>36171761
This semester I wrote a 6 page paper in about two hours in the morning. Professor gave it back to me saying it was really good. Kek

>>36171792
>>36172522
>>36173004

Brainchads please leave and never return.

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>2 billion word paper due in 1 Planck time
>Haven't even started yet.
WHAT DO I DO, LADS?

>>36173106
Sorry I didn't mean to gloat just wanted to lighten your anxiety. Just keep thinking you're fine and take it slow. It's easier said than done because this is always what I try to tell myself to no avail. Anyways, good luck. Try to put on calming music. I like to listen to Nujabes Homework edit when writing papers.

10 t/f geography questions due in two days.

end me

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>>36171761
I haven't received an assignment like that in over a year.

Now I get "write a paper /no more/ than two pages."

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>blank paper due in 2020

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>>36173151
But it's already past due.

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>1/2 letter essay due in 45 lightyears
>haven't even come out of the womb
>mfw

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>>36173308
OH SHIT OH ORIGINAL SHIT

>>36171761
>>36171792

Fuck off amateurs, I've got 25 pages paper due tomorrow (not even kidding)

>>36173495
that's thesis material, senpai.

>>36173516

That's because it's a fucking mini-thesis :(

>>36173523
how much is that shirt worth? you going to flunk the class by not doing it?

>>36173545

It's my literal PhD mini-thesis, there's no flunking

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>have to think about pangolins sometime this week
>not really sure what pangolins are

>>36171761
You should have us write it. Each reply in this thread becomes a part of it.

>>36171761
>6 page paper due 6 and a half hours ago
>have introduction done

RIP 30% of grade

>>36173620
some kind of ant eater or something

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>have to wake up tomorrow morning
>it's already this evening

>anon who promised to help me with essay hasn't posted link yet
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>have to somehow come up with exactly 1 penny by the end of the month or I'll be evicted

I'm really in trouble now, lads.

>>36174491
Actually, I just finished it up, anon! Here's the MEGA link I promised! Good luck, I tried to incorporate every point you mentioned. https://mega.co.nz/#F!AFxRmIzR!0vautGm-_Dd5rQVPuoPPiQ

>>36171761
>7 minute policy speech due Thursday
>haven't even started

>>36175052
inb4 tranny pics

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>>36175052
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
nigger duck

>>36175052
Do you have curl just do
[code]
curl -F'[email protected]' http://0x0.st
[/code]
and post link here bby

inb4 you tricked me all along and never planned to even do it

>>36172905
There's nothing to start......desu desu

>2 page paper on white genocide due in 30 mins
>haven't even started yet

I will write the 3 page essay for you right now and give it to your before tomorrow if you pay me $50 paypal or BTC.

Reply if you are interested

>>36175833
>I will totally do it dude.
>I won't just take your money and not reply.