Why aren't you /fit/, robots?

>>36171442
Cause I can't get fat due to fast metabolism and don't care about physical strength

>>36171442
Is that Sun-Ken Rock or Grappler Baki? Because you should read whichever you haven't already.

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>>36171866
Clearly it's SKR

Because lifting is for stupid meathead normies who are too stupid to pursue something intellectual

>>36171945
Yeah fair dos. I didn't think anyone had read SKR. Just about finished it myself. Looking forward to another run if they get round to it. Don't want to say too much in case you didn't get through it yet. Really hope they do an anime though. The fight scenes would work so much better. Also there was too much lewd and it made me nervous reading it in public on my phone.

>>36171442
>Why aren't you /fit/, robots?
I'm trying anon. I'm really trying.

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>>36171442
>Why aren't you /fit/, robots?
I want to be a cute boy

>>36172007
>too intelligent to put aside an hour every other day
hmmmmmmmm

>>36171442
waste of time, health, money and mind energy

>>36171442
I am fit, but I don't look like it. You don't need roided biceps and pecs to be functionally strong. And unlike "muh gainz" oatbros I do my cardio religiously.

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>>36172007
>so then I said 'I prefer to work out my mind'

I am, relatively for my age and bad habits. Not a BIGGUY nor will I ever be, but in acceptable condition.

>>36172148
>functionally strong.
kek no one cares fatty

>>36172173
Is 158 lbs at 5'10" fat? I don't know my bf ratio because I don't care.

>>36172259
Nah not fat at all. I'm mostly just memeing you I'm hardly an adonis. What's an acceptable amount on bench for a guy that size?

I get tired easily, I have little flexibility and agility, and the sun here is really harsh.
So I am left with doing it in the night, but again, have little endurance and what I do excercise is limited because of how stiff I am. That is to say: I'm a fucking pussy and I do very little because I can barely stand the discomfort of excercise pls halp I want to be able to excercise more

>>36172312
>What's an acceptable amount on bench for a guy that size?
I have no idea, I don't work out the traditional way. I'd probably suck at deadlifting or squatting, but I easily keep up with bodybuilders with twice the muscle mass in everyday feats of strength.

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>>36171442
Oh, but I am Anon

I'm 185 at 5'10 and bench 130. That's the most my bench at home can manage though I could do more if I ever actually went to a gym.

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I am.
The depression isn't gone
The suicidal thoughts aren't gone
And the best part is I have no one I can talk to about it

>>36172451
Are you always this retarded or are you just pretending?

>>36172451
I could probably kick your ass

I sincerely wish that /fit/fags would stop preaching on other boards. I have no reason to lift or exercise. It doesn't make me happier or more attractive. I don't enjoy it. So what if makes you healthy? I'm not expecting to live past 40.

>>36171442
>getting fit when biotech is getting so advanced we'll be able to have the bodies we want by 2040

>>36172451
>I easily keep up with bodybuilders with twice the muscle mass in everyday feats of strength.
The fuck you talking about?

>>36172451
> Everyday feats of strength
Please elaborate senpai, I wanna BTFO normies

>>36172451
>everyday feats of strength

Lmaoing at your delusion, what the fuck does that even means

I used to lift but I just looked stupid because I'm a 5'9" manlet. I didn't enjoy it, either.

>>36172570
For example the doors to ou gym are heavy. Majority of fhe bigger guys use 2 hands to open it, but i can do it effortlessly with one hand.

>>36172585
>just looked stupid because I'm a 5'9" manlet
Most bodybuilders are that height.

>>36172621

Nigga i don't even use my hands, i just walk towards it and it opens

That image is a bit fucked, hard to read. The words are backwards.

>>36172565
Too bad its only you who gets BTFO'd haha

>>36172633
I guess you're right. Frankly, I don't like the look of muscles at all and I feel like I'm compensating for something when I put on muscle.

>skinnyfag
>workout starting Jan 1 2016
>8 months later
>see gains
>no rise in self confidence
>no rise in attention from females
>internship ends so can't afford gym membership anymore
>cancel it
>fast forward to today
>have well paying job could totally afford gym membership again
>just don't give a shit

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>>36172007
Only brainlets forgo exercise. I study mathematics about 6 hours and still manage to exercise between 1-2 hours daily. Have fun with a shitty brain due to a lack of cardio.

>>36171442
I work as a grunt on film and TV sets, so I actually don't need a gym membership. The equipment I handle is really heavy and at times I work up to 12 hours a day. So my job keeps me fit.

>>36172528
What's your diet?
How much time did you lift for?

>>36171442
>read about getting /fit/
>says to eat alot
>eat alot
>have rancid gas that literally burns my nose and stinks up the house
>have to shit huge logs 4+ times a day
>stomach and intestinal pain from eating so much
>end up spending tons of money on food and supplements
>never saw any serious progress
no thanks

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>>36172007
>tfw to intellectual

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Is it true that doing sit ups with belly fat will make it worse? I assume I should cut it off first?

>>36173001
Stephen Hawking and Notch don't get cardio.

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>>36172160
Never forget fitlit

I run 9 miles every night, but I eat my emotions so it balances out. I started fat because I was an overfed child so neutral change is gonna keep me fat.

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>>36171442
Who here /cardio/ bros?

>>36173889
You have to work out too you retard.

>5'8
>dont want to look like a cinder block
>can't really see any benefits besides winning fights which I don't get into or getting girls which I'm too ugly and short for
>kind of like being a skelly

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When you get fat your dick gets absorbed into the lard making it look much smaller than it really is and loosing weight will allow more dick to become exposed.

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>>36174457
...Or you could just be /big&fat/ like me