I just had to sit next to this big fucker on the right on an

>>36168364
And he had to sit next to an r9k autist.

>>36168364

Can you share the story?

>>36168403
was on a flight from Singapore to Seoul. This fuck comes peacocking in wearing the tightest fitting tanktop immaginable. He's so big he can't fit through the plane door and has to turn himself sideways.

He can't fit in his seat really, and deliberately seems to spread himself out so I'm crushed up against the window by his shoulder

He takes 1235252352 selfiefs in his seat and constantly waits for people on the airplane to make comments to him.

At the end of the flight he stood at the exist to the gate and took pics with a line of girls and (I assume) gay men that had formed. He shook my hand as I walked by and crushed my wrist

He was either autistic and didn't understand how rude he was being or was a rudefag

>>36168513
>crushed my wrist
>Tfw btfo by the Chang Chomp

Tell me about Chang!
Why does he wear the hat?

>>36168513
fucking koreans, man

>>36168513
Koreans are insanely narcissistic

>>36168513
>>36168364

> crushed my hand

chop suey'd

>>36168513

Is he some kind of celebrity or some shit? If I was a girl, I rather fuck the guy on the left of the picture than the Asian hulk. Looks stupid as shit.

>>36168513


i don't understand. are you upset because you're jealous?

>>36169218
>would rather fuck Sum Ting Wong over Chang Thunderwang

I'd prefer a normal asian chad too, but Sum Ting Wong looks pretty basic and Chang Thunderwang is a cutie tbqh

>>36169218

but since you're a guy you'd rather fuck the guy on the right?

>>36169223

I don't think OP is going to admit that he was jealous but basically, yes he is jealous. Chang Thunderwang did nothing wrong.

>Tight clothing
What isn't going to be tight on his muscular physique?

>Deliberately spread his shoulders
Because that's what happens when you sit down and relax

>Took lots of selfies
He probably needs to update fans on social media as part of his job

>Waits for people to comment him
Probably because he gets commented on regularly and so he prepares himself to respond in a friendly way.

>Line of Girls
OP is jealous

>and Gay Men
You don't need to be gay to want a pic with a buff probably famous guy

>Shook your hand
Proof that he's a complete gentleman

>Crushed your wrist
Your fault for being limp wristed

>Was a rudefag
He went out of his way to be polite. Your the autistic one.

>>36169406

sounds to me like OP was bothered that someone more attractive and charismatic than him was the center of attention while he was rendered invisible

>tfw cheerleader effect

>>36169406
>You don't need to be gay to want a pic with a buff guy

>>36169406
thanks for the policy paper

>>36168364
But; did you suck his dick

>>36169218
Not really a celebrity, he's a famous Korean bodybuilder though

>>36169406
I have no shame, I was somewhat jealous though I imagine maintaining that level of build requires most of your life to be about working out and steroids have negative benefits

It mainly was annoying to be squished into a tiny plane seat with him though

>>36172174
Also when he took my armwrist with his arm he pointed to my arm and giggled at how much smaller it was than his

This is the first time I've been bullied since school =[

>>36172189
took my armrest*

>>36172189
That's what you get for taking his massive space you skinny white loser.

>>36172367
why do you assume I'm white? I'm half-vietnamese half-white

tho I am skinny, about 5'4" 110lbs here

>>36172189

The guy is even funny? No wonder he has lines of girls waiting for him. Where do I sign up to fuck him?

>>36168364
>pic
Who was in the wrong here?

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>>36168513
>>36168364
Chul is a sick cunt

You just gotta stop drinking the jelly haterade kid.

Maybe try spending at the gym instead of jacking your pin dick off to cartoon girls.

>Him taking OP into the bathroom and just destroying him would be hot as fuc

make it happen

When your muscles are that big you are no longer a man, you're just a meme

>>36169275

If the left guy is Sum Ting Wong, then I like Sum Ting Wong. That's a charming ass chubby Asian guy. Don't any of you appreciate male cuteness anymore? Chiseled features are overrated.

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>>36168364
Complaining about getting to sit next to THE bodybuilder of our age.
The only thing i would complain about if i were you would be that i didnt get a taste of his cock.

>>36175111
I didnt actually realize he was semi-famous until after the flight when I looked him up.

he definetly gets off on intimidating people and fangirls

>>36168364
fuarrrkkkkkk did you ask if he was natty?

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>>36172189
You should have giggled at him and made an 'injecting' motion with your arm

>>36176455
He would've beat both his and your autistic asses at the same time.

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>>36176166

Hey, can you tell me his name? I want to look him up too. Not sure if this is him or not.

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>>36176532
I would've giggled and made a small pebis gesture because he probably has a small yellow pebis

>>36168364
His face looks photoshopped onto his body.

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>>36176657

I think his story is he was super scrawny and took 12 years to become like this so he's probably too much of a bro to tease his penis for. Plus, look at that bulge. Whether that is big or not, I bet it's beautiful and suck-worthy.