What is your personality?

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>>36165574
ISFJ
im not very smart anon

>>36165574
5w4 INFJ griffinclaw masterrace

>>36165574
INFP, fucking hate SJWs because they try to ruin muh vidya

>>36165574
OMFG that chart is so wrong I want to tear your soul apart.

INFP THI IS SO WRONG

I keep getting the hippy lady (INFP I think) when I take that mbti thing

not suicidaldepressed nor do I embrace the easily offended bullshit buncha people seem to do, glad like hell I've never met someone like that in person because I'd just have the most disinterested look in my face
I do care about fictional things/animals more than I do people though

>>36165574
ENTJ

You introverted robots have it easy, try being an extrovert no one likes

>>36165574
>be ISFJ
>sees this
>'i was always meant to be a mom'
Jesus christ no wonder i became a tranny

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depressed and anxious ESTP.

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>>36165690
And this one?

originagla

INTJ / INTP

Originally barely INTJ now barely INTP extreme Introvert and Thinking J and P are interchangeable.

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>ISTP with a bit of ENFJ
I'm usually ISTP when it comes to fighting games

>>36165574
ENFP reporting in. I do indeed want to be a lawyer.

>>36165574
Did you make this chart? It's a bit biased but okay :3

ENTP here. Yeah, sounds about right if I'm being honest.

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>intp
>used to play d&d (back when I had friends)
>consider myself smart but lazy
>don't collect things
>have autistic graphic t-shirts
>plan to become a programmer
inferior beings pls go

>>36165574
INTJ here, can't relate because i never said anything like that. Are you sure you're not confusing us with another type or a person with narcissistic personality disorder?

>>36165574
Literally a mix of everything but the SJW shit and ISFJ, ESFP, and ESFJ.


Just fuck my shit up senpai.

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>>36165574

INTJ, life is alright
Also that chart is bullshit

>>36166022
what does the test say?

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I am INTJ. I have the highest IQ among the people on the my little pony forum.

>>36165574
Joe Rogan apparently

>>36165729
T H I S. only INTJs, Chads and shut ins like us. It's good though, more shekels for me

>wah Im such a mess nobody likes me
>DAE Social anxiety
>favorite hobbie: laying on my bed
>proceeds to actually be pretty good at establishing relationships

IxxPs: A Biography

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REMINDER THAT ALL OF THIS IS BULLSHIT AND MEME DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING!! ONLY A FOOL TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUS IN HERE.

ISFP...can someone tell me who's that guy who represents ISFPs ??

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This istj being a soulless worker drone meme needs to stop. Now.
I bet all of these meme charts were made by autuitives.

>>36166080
Of course we know all this is bullshit, anonymous...

>>36166080
nice trigger discipline you harlot

>>36166084
>can someone tell me who's that guy who represents ISFPs ??
Hello there new friend.

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>>36165574

INTP, but what the fuck are those quotes?

>be INTP
>not into roleplaying or vidya
>read tons
>make decent money
>traveled to 40 countries over the past three years
>have a motorcycle and car and other normie shit
>am not socially awkward but just don't care much about other people

I am n-n-not an autist!

INFP/RCUAI
A-a-at least I'm not RLUAI, r-right, guys?

>>36165574
ENTP is my result. I'm not really pushy with arguing and debating though, and being a lawyer sounds boring to me.

>>36166174
Debate on the Internet?

INFJ becoming ENFJ with the more bullshit life continues to throw me

>tfw that ISTP troll is actually ESFP

>>36166196
I'm not sure what you mean. Do you want to debate me over the internet? Or do you mean that I don't like debating over the internet?

>>36166112
You didn't get the joke, did you ??

>>36166174
Don't fall for the memes, aspie

You're a lawyer as in a 'personality'.

>>36166258
>You didn't get the joke, did you ??
With that kind of influx of newfags, you cant know.

Are all ENFPs bakas?

>>36166202
That's actually good because ENFJs aren't autistic and usually shush their fake assumptions

Props to you

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Reminder that ENTP is the most autistic type. Don't Iet the ''E'' fool you.

>>36166321
>Don't Iet the ''E'' fool you.
Well yeah, spergs are usually not the quiet type so E makes sense

>>36166321

>average household income by type
>every type earns at least several thousand dollars more per annum than the median household income determined by U.S. government

Hmmmm

>>36166259
I'm well aware of that. Just pointing out that "I want to be a lawyer" is not something You'd hear me say. I would like to be a teacher though.

>>36166306
Of course I know who's that gay.

>>36166376
>Teacher

Why? You want to fuck students?

>>36166321
>Tfw infp and a neet.

Accurate chart.

>infj
>choke me while you fuck me
Chart is accurate.

>>36166464
Decent pay (where I live at least) and a lot of vacation days. Contributing to society, teaching the new generation something useful. Variation in my day to day tasks.

>>36166521
To each his own. I hope you indoctrinate them correctly and not with sjw bullshit.

How serious are ENTJs generally?

I HATE BEING INTP. SHAME
YET AM AFRAID OF TURNING ISTP. DONT TELL YOURSELF YOU CANT CHANGE PERSO,YOU DONT HAVE TO BELIEVE WHAT AN OLD BITCH SAID HASTELY AFTER SHE GOT HER THEORY RECOGNITION.

>>36165574
ESTP ISTP but trump isn't ESTP
>for some reason everyone in estern Europe is ESTP ISTP

>>36166612
Very. There's some of us who are pretty bubbly though. Lowkey psychotic. This is why people might mix us with ENTPs

Female ENTJs aren't usually bubbly unless they feel like.

>>36166599

I really dislike SJW indoctrination so I won't be taking part in that.

>>36165574
Literally and exactly verbatim the vigilante

I HATE BEING INTP. SHAME
YET AM AFRAID OF TURNING ISTP. DONT TELL YOURSELF YOU CANT CHANGE PERSO,YOU DONT HAVE TO BELIEVE WHAT AN OLD BITCH SAID HASTELY AFTER SHE GOT HER THEORY RECOGNITION.
i used caps because of a deep fear of being unheared.
"the people in your dreams dont remeber you"-an Anon-

Lost hope, intp, i have revision papers in front of me but i prefer reading on diffrent perso types. kms i wasnt like that.

>tfw /pol/ INFP
i'm conflicted

>>36166684
Good anon.

I hope you're not bullshitting though

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>>36165998
>>36166030
Are you new to these threads? It's a meme to hate us INTJs on account of the stereotype of being grandiostic, scheming "masterminds" with superiority complexes. Anyone who frequents here knows that that's far from the truth.

>>36166648
we INTP are the master race, just dont be a weakling

>>36166755
I know, and I fucking hate that meme

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>>36166755
Meant to use this pic instead.

>>36166698
Don't be ashamed of being INTP. It's a pretty good type, it's just that you, as well as other types, just don't "belong" in this kind of world that we live in. There's a purpose you have to fulfill outside of the conventional life paths, and you just need to come to peace with who you are and your destiny. Cheer up.

>>36166769
Yeah, right. I love being interested in everything a human can be interested into, but not taking anything far enough to profit of it, INTP masterrace it is..

>>36166708
/pol/ is full of infps.
who else can see good in a thing so hated as /pol/, and be able to tolerate them.

>>36166698
Either you are ISTP or INTP, you cant change shit
Anyway what you are doing screams INTP behavior

>>36166751
What exactly would I bullshit you about?

>>36166698
embrace your INTernal Penis
you are avoiding actual work to read on personality types, that makes you quite an INTP
you have the power to be the smartest, most logical human being, but you are afraid to make that final step away from society

>>36166755
nope, its accurate for me. we trully are Grand.(we arent)

>>36166778
don't let yourself get bothered by it. more people want to be us than hate us

>>36166844
we're one of the best types imo

Who else has to babysit sensors? Holy fuck they can't even learn how to use a fucking TV remote

>>36166808

In the modern society, everything is far more complex, therefore you have the skill to see how everything conects, and look how to profit from it.

I know that going deep in just a road sucks, but you need to do it.

>>36166907
why learn when some intuitive loser will do it for you?

>>36166966
Because most "losers" will want money for fixing your shit?

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Pretty sure I'm a "nerdy" ISTP. I don't really give a hoot about anything besides my interests. I kinda just do my own thing. I think I'm too physical to be an INTP. I like mountain biking, hiking, riding my motorcycle, and fishing. But, I also like vidya, anime, mlp, philosophy, physics, and psychology. It's great actually, because, if I'm ever feeling down, I just go outside and do one of my hobbies. When I indulge in my extroverted sensing hobbies, I can't help but feel happy.

>>36166800
>>36166823
>>36166844
>>36166880

Yes i am.
how to cope with fear of succes. if it was up to me i would work a job that dosnt work my mind too much, like a security guy. but shit it doesnt pay enough, and i am trapped(peeps have high excpectation of my academic succes and it the only thing that keeps them from shitting on me,including parents)
no world or society existed that INTP find themselves fit in,never in history.
I see to be farmer is great job. but have no capitale and even if i had possibility i wouldnt have the balls to do it, since INTP.

we need to just do it. but we never could.
i dont get it How you measure intps being good?
by the measure of our current life, well we are on /r9k/ wasting time. (not wasting it like we want either, never satisfied)

>>36166991
well, your post implies you are angry because you have to show your relatives/coworkers/friends how to use the remote over and over again

I'm quite sure no money enters that equation
sensors don't care about "tomorrow", the possibility that you aren't going to be there to show them the works doesn't even enter their brain
bail on them and watch them squirm

>>36167034
meant for>>36166842
not this gay ass >>36166844 INTJ

Not posting the link to the tests

>>36166995
Yeah, you sound like an ISTP
Did you have "wtf years"?
http://istp.wikia.com/wiki/Category:WTF_Years

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>>36167034
INTJ here. You should get your numerology reading done here:

http://affinitynumerology.com/personal-numerology-reading/free-numerology-reading-form.php

You might think it's all bullshit but you're at the end of your rope here so why not give it a shot? There's no strings attached.

It should tell you who you are and who you are meant to be, so that you get a sense for what you're naturally talented at and inclined towards. That doesn't mean you /have/ to be that person, but it will make you feel better about being so different, because you know that you couldn't have been otherwise.

I'd also recommend this tarot reading that will help you along those very same lines.

http://www.e-tarocchi.com/personalCards/index.php

TL;DR
These links helped me come to terms with being an INTJ that doesn't fit in and can't conform to others' expectations of him, and helped me understand what I'm really meant to do in life. I think they'd help you and anyone else too.

Chart is way off
Will make new one

>>36166995
if we were free like you we will sure end up like you, fellow INTP.
i like fishing,spearfishing. but never got money for a strong 250$ b-twin when was teenage.
FUCK THE FOLLOWING
>too much tv
>too much lonely vidya
>too much sheltering parents
>3rd world savage country, syraight up mudslimes.
life: fucked opportunity for perfection.

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>>36167074
He said he was kidding. Ease up. That "(we arent)" part is what you missed.

>>36165574

>tfw ISTJ
Pretty accurate and I hate it when people are illogical and inaccurate, with that being said, Elon Musk is an INTJ and not an INTP.

>>36167207
i want to laugh now so hard. but i will be mistaked for an ASSHOLE.
just like irl. you got "extracted" by encountring me.

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>>36167200
Here's a perfect one.

>>36167034
get that degree my friend
believe me, it will lift a huge weight off your shoulders you don't even know you have
think about it as a big "leave me alone" shield against normies

>>36167181
thanks for the sheer effort of helping me.
it most be so tirefull to type all that and copy paste links and check that captcha. just to help an anon that you may never meet. i appreciate deeply your help.

>>36167287
He's Right, get the Degree

Learn how to live as you are, dont pretend to be a normie, be the INTP that you are.

Eventually, life gets better.

>>36167200
>I need to correct for le INTJ supreme narrative

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>>36166366

It's because it's fake.
Pic related is more accurate.

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>>36167431
Don't believe any chart. They are all made up to stroke epeen or to support mbti memes.

>>36167287
>>36167378
I swear i will get it. I HAVE TO. TWO ANONS TOLD ME TO.
when i succeed i will tell you fellow InTps.
Fuck the normies.

>>36167506
>ISFP/ISTP not even listed
hmmm

Can we all agree that ESFJ is the worst personality though?

>literal retard
>manipulative
>never questions and bullies anyone who does
>fake as fuck
>WOAH THERE YOURE HURTING THEIR FEEFEES ILL JUST BULLY YOU BACK THATLL WORK
>provoke school shooters to sperg out and blame it on the guns
>take their shit way too seriously

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>>36167332
It's no problem man. Believe it or not, that's what the cards and numbers told me my destiny was.

I'm naturally a self-introspective guy, aggressively so, trying to find the answers to who he is, what the world's like, and what his place in it is. Turns out that that's a natural talent of mine, wisdom and understanding. And I'm told that I'm supposed to use that to help others discover themselves as well.

It's not a glamorous fate at all, but that's what was chosen for me, so that's what I will fulfill. It feels good just finally having a purpose in life that I'm aware of. So I come to these threads every day and try and help out you guys make sense of it all, and learn some things along the way myself.

Good luck. :)

protip: go to the 4chan settings at the top right of the page and go to section "quotes and replies", then check "legacy captcha". it'll save you a lot of time ;)

>>36167602
The worst people are ones that take MBTI seriously desu, no matter the type

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>tfw no racist ISTJ/ESTJ gf
why live?

>>36167658
MBTI, big five whatever.

These people are a pain in the ass 100% of the time and nobody likes them

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>tfw INTJ

Life is suffering.

>>36167602
Agreed, ESFP are just as bad, though. Sadly, they make up a huge part of the women population.

>>36166995
should have known ISTP ESTP are rare on /r9k/ maybe on /pol/ I can find my ppl

>>36167747
ESFPs have potential though. The males at least.

They're dumb as rocks but once you get to know them, they are somehow surprising.

>>36167790
All the ESFP I've met were retarded, a waste of oxygen.

>>36167783
ISTP is one of the most common types in these threads. ESTP is more rare.

Hiroyuki is likely an ISTP. If you aren't a robot, then you're pretty nearly one, and you are welcome to be here, if not belong.

>>36167834
>All the ESFP I've met were retarded, a waste of oxygen.
t. INTJ

>>36167888
Intp

Unoriginal as fuck b xjxjcjxjxhc

>>36167917
Too bad those ESFP's live much more fulfilling life than INTP's.

>>36165660
>griffenclaw
sht the fuck up you snowflake

>>36166650
>>36166995
>>36167857
only me and this nigga saying that we are ISTP
and none of ESTP

>>36167936
Who cares, they will die too eventually.

>>36167943
There are only 45 posters in this particular thread and we have these threads literally twice day.

You just came in on an "off" day. You aren't that special, and if you stick around and become a regular, you will soon find yourself in common company.

>tfw stupid INTP

Wew lad, I'm totally fucking useless. And no, I'm not mistyped, I just wasted my developmental years playing vidya and watching anime. It's getting real tempting to off myself.

>>36168001
Do this first >>36167181

You've got nothing to lose.

The other day I took an impromptu walk through some forest. This should be a great time to get that introspective side going but the only thoughts in my mind were
>why the fuck am I walking through this shithole there is no one around here
>which fucking way am I supposed to take, I hope the assholes who designed this crap knew what they were doing (they didn't)
and variations thereof

It's weird, when I'm doing something important my mind cycles through thousands of ideas yet when I'm in an environment suitable for meditation I can only comment on my surroundings in a very rude language (I'm a very clean-talking person otherwise, really)

>this has been another journey into the paradoxical nature of my INTP brain

>>36168099
I'm an INTJ and I also feel nothing for nature or while in nature. It's more important for you and I, I think, to find comfy, quiet places to be alone but with the appropriate stimulating external materials, like the internet or a book, and tools to record our thoughts and work through them.

Outside is not typically the best place for that.

>>36168001
How do you know that you're stupid?

>>36167181
>>36168019

This is bullshit

t. intp

>>36168169
I literally cannot understand how intuitive people can spend days being shut-in. After couple of hours i want to go outside just for a walk or something like that.
t. estp

Any INFP/INFJ anons want to join a comfy discord server?

>>36168280
>I literally cannot understand

Of course not, you're a sensor.

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>>36168230
Suit yourself.

>>36168280
We're just wired differently.

>>36168280
Just imaging something nice is easier and better than boring real life shit

>>36168354
>Just imaging something nice is easier and better than boring real life shit
I guess in that way i'll never understand waifu thing. It's just delusional.

>>36168393
Waifus and tulpas are just memes gone too far

>>36168393
It's all the psychological benefits of having a gf without her negativity. You can add an onahole or whatever, and boom, you have gf.

Really, what's the difference between 2D and 3D girls if children aren't a factor?

>>36168280
ENTJ here. I hate being at home. Not all intuitives are like that.

In fact. My dad and a high school bro are ESTP and they actually are pretty lazy and hate going outside

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>>36165574
Who else here an eli?

>>36168471
>ENTJ here
You have Se as a 3rd function. That makes you quite a sensor.

>>36168280
because I need a reason to go outside

sure, I'll go for a walk with the flimsy excuse of "wanting to map my surroundings" sometimes, but it's not like I'll go crazy if I stay home instead

also, I literally, physically cannot walk slowly, which is probably linked to my need to actually walk towards something, even if I don't really know exactly what

>>36168505
What about the two ESTPs I've mentioned?

My gym bro is one as well and he's stuck playing vidya whenever he isn't with his girlfriend

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Is it possible to be more than one of these? I can't figure out if I'm INTP, ISTP, or ENTP.

>>36168280
How do you deal with annoying women?

>>36168307
I'd like to. But I'm not sure if I'm infp or enfp

>>36168585
Do this and report printscreen of results
http://keirsey.jung.test.typologycentral.com/

>>36168659

thats okay anon im sure you'll fit in.

what's your discord # ?

>>36168585
No.
INTP: the weird dude who likes theories and not going outside, likes talking about his interests and uses tons of definitions and shit.
ISTP: the weird dude who likes machines and physical things/activities very much, bored by abstract theories/concepts quickly
ENTP: the class clown who talks shit all the time without knowing shit, but surprisingly is not retarded

>>36168588
>How do you deal with annoying women?
What do you mean? Like in a date?

>>36168218
I have poor memory, poor puzzle solving ability, poor logic etc. I'm just generally lacking in intellect, but I think and behave exactly like an INTP.

Is it normal for ENFPs to want to have a completely different job every month? Will this ever stop?

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>tfw ESFP-A
am i a normie?

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>>36168715
Yeah but what if I can be any of those depending on my mood and who I'm around

Why are ENFPs and to a smaller degree INTPs so terrible listeners?

>>36168793
maybe you're an INFP

>>36168706
raeign#6275

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>>36168821
I don't know. That doesn't really sound like me.

>>36168739
The madness never ends for ENFPs. But I think that's the fun of it

>>36168754
>am i a normie?
failed normie at worst.
tell me about yourself, it's rare to see esfp

>>36168799
INTPs are bad listeners because what you're saying is boring, they're great listeners if it's an intellectual discussion.

I used to get INTJ but learned to be more social so now I'm ENTJ, which is odd because I'm a slacker and an underachiever with zero drive in life

>>36168893
You're still an INTJ or INTP, just better with dealing people

>>36168799
sorry for that, I am listening, I'm just not doing the proper social cues to indicate that

But honestly I don't really give a crap about your problems either, unless you specifically tell me you need my help I'll just let you use my hot body to unload your troubles deep inside my wet mind

>>36165574
>tfw supppsedly INTP
> not even a nerd, just a drug addict

>>36168941
I score entj on the test everytime now

>>36168864
i've had more than 1 gf, i have friends, student, still a virgin, i try not to masturbate more than once or twice a day, i have normiebook among other social media, socialize regularly, i don't like anime or vidya, and i'm not morbidly obese.

>>36168985
The tests are meaningless, if you want to know your type read this:
http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/basics
http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/theory

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>Se 2nd to last
>Ti & Ne first 2
>still got ISTP

alri

>>36168982
Well you probably are ruining your life and brain

>>36168992
>more than 1 gf
So what are you doing here? You're literally failed normie.

>>36168985
Because in online test as long as you don't have social anxiety and have decent social skills you'll get Exxx type.

t. INTJ with great social skills who always gets ENTJ

What is his personality type?

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>>36168686
It says I'm ENTP. I guess that sounds right sometimes but I'm very quiet and shy everyone except a small group of close friends. I also spend most of my time alone and do a lot of introspection. That's why I'm not sure what I am.

>>36169284
>but I'm very quiet and shy everyone except a small group of close friends
ENTP is the most introverted type of extroverts. Just because you have preference towards outside objects doesnt make you normo.

>>36167431
>>36167506

>median income is around $29,000, as estimated by the Social Security Administration
>MBTI meme charts list lowest income by personality type as $30k

wew ladderooni

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>>36169342
But the thing is I spend a lot of time thinking about theories and abstract concepts like INTP and am kind of a "nerd" in some ways. I'm also extremely laxy and unmotivated which is the INTP stereotype.

I also have sort of the vigilante/warrior mindset of ISTP in that sometimes I just really want to get in a fight but I'm not good with mechanics or fixing things.

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>tfw no ENTJ gf

Original threadly reminder that this is the best type of gf

>>36169454
*lazy

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>>36169481
Why must you do this every single day, anon? I don't want to feel this feel anymore.

>>36169481
>not wanting a qt ENFP indie gf
Shit taste

>>36169707
Literally tumblr. I hope you enjoy hearing about hipster shit music and her yaoi fanfics featuring her OCs all day.

INFP is the superior type. NTs are just unfeeling robots.

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>>36169772
Sure thing faggot. Have fun getting dominated by a woman like the low test cuck that you are.

>>36168307
>tfw want to join but too lazy to post my number

>>36165816
ISTP here also. I say some of that shit irl. Feels nice desu.

>>36169481
>>36169703
INTJ girls are superior

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>>36169703

I cant keep these feels contained anymore anon. The feel of no ENTJ gf gets stronger every day. At least we can find community this way and wallow in our misery like a true robot would do

>>36169818
Yeah, especially INTjs, right?

>>36169707
>not wanting a qt INFP gf you can bully into suicide

Why is everyone so mean to INFPs?

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I am the clint eastwood one

>>36169976

>wanting to hurt INFPs

I sincerely hope you kill yourself

t. INTJ

>>36169982
It's mostly them calling themselves shit
I don't get them

>>36169999
I'm already planning it
t. ENTP

>>36170016
let me join you

t. INFP

>>36165574
INFP here, wrote my first poem (as an adult) today, it's a haiku.

>Winters without end
>Lone road immeasurable
>The dog among wolves

What do you think?

>>36169976
INFPs are ugly though. Those are the fat tumblr SJW cunts who bitch about the patriarchy.

ENFPs are the qt skinny hipster tumblr grils who go to festivals and listen to Crystal Castles.

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>>36170025
>no suicidal INFP companion to commit double suicide with
Every day is suffering.

>>36170044

>The dog among wolves

You just described r9k

Well it could also be the wolf amongst dogs as dogs are more social

>>36165574
ISTP master race coming through

>>36170044
Can't tell if real or fake.

>>36168307
can I come too
aaron#7194

>>36170056
>tfw conservative INFP
I don't get it.

>>36165574
ENFP here. I'll get out again now

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>>36169850
>Have fun getting dominated by a woman like the low test cuck that you are.

Oh, I will. I'm not afraid of strong, assertive women.

>>36170056
Eh, I only know one INFP in real life and he is far from being a SJW. INFP'S personalities in general are comfy in my opinion, but maybe I just don't know the obnoxious ones.

>>36169856

post it friendo

>>36170116
>>36170133
Granted, ENFP indie girls are probably leftists as well, but they're less cunty about it because they are qt and secure in themselves

The fat or ugly ones are the obnoxious cunts because they're insecure.

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>>36170073
i unironically fantasize about this

>>36170184
>ywn marry qt conservative INFP girl
Why even live?

>>36170225
>INFP
>conservative
lmao, ISFJ or ISTJ girl would be better bet.

>>36170074
Wolves are more cruel, fierce and far less accepting of those who do not fit the pack. A dog can be social but among wolves he's nothing but prey.

>>36170080
It's real, not being satirical or anything if that's what you mean. Pls critique.

>>36170237
I don't really get why INFPs are stereotyped as SJWs desu. SJWs don't have a monopoly on being opinionated or idealistic.

>>36170218
Hell, if one hasn't planned at least one suicide scenario, no matter how likely or not you'll go through with it, he can't be a robot.

Hanging myself in a quiet forest on a chilly and foggy autumn morning while wearing comfy clothes.

>>36170288
The stereotype probably comes from the whole muh feefees thing, but I guess nowadays lefties don't have a monopoly on that issue anymore.

>>36165574
I think I'm ESTP And ENFJ but will lack of confidence, some I'm faild normie

>>36165574
>Be intj
>None of those things apply

This doesn't fit my understanding of not being a special snowflake.

>>36170288
Introverted feeling - that's why.

>>36170349
He basically said that introverted feeling isn't exclusive to SJWs.

>>36170377
Idealistic people usually are not conservative folk.

>>36170411
What if I think an ideal world is a simpler one with more pure love and less degeneracy?

>>36170176
Fine.

QWASZX#0645

>>36170288
It's because they're seen as beta, and SJW is a beta ideology. /r9k/ doesn't want to realize you can be a conservative and a beta at the same time, because that's what everyone is here.

>>36170484
Robots are omega, not beta. If you are a beta you don't belong here and you should leave.

I was watching this video ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4EpdVuMEhA

>>36170484
Yes there are plenty of conservative betas. The real question is, is there a such thing as a liberal alpha

>>36170551
Most normies are lefties. Being part of society means adapting to the mainstream, which is pretty left nowadays. Virtue signaling is the bread and butter of every normalfag.

>>36170551
Alphas can be slightly left leaning, but never full on SJW.

>>36170044
>mash words together
>to paint a bleak scenery
>and call it haiku

but I'm not a haiku expert
it's on the same level as any haiku I could create
what emotions are you personally trying to express by this poem?
when is the funeral?
keep up the good work

>>36170591
The vast majority of normies, regardless of political ideaology, are beta, not alpha. Chad is a relatively rare breed.

>>36170683
You can't really do anything special with a haiku desu, the lazyman's poem.

>>36170518
I think INTJs are actually just incredibly insecure INFPs.

>>36170723
Chad doesn't stand above the mainstream, he sets it, sluts adapt the ideology of their bfs and non chad normalfags just do what the strong guys do. He SETS the mainstream, so because the mainstream is left, the chads are too. Of course there are exceptions, but you won't find a lot of politically extremist chads.

>>36170044

Its pretty good imo, a bit disjointed though

Ignore people like >>36170683 , there are quite some people here who enjoy making emotionally unstable/mentally weaker people feel insecure, and INFPs are a prime target for that

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>>36170791
>you won't find a lot of politically extremist chads.
Wrong

>>36170775
I never understood where the stereotype of INTJs being sociopaths came from, most INTJs I know are pretty emotonal fags, almost on par with stereotypical INFPs. And even if some are a bit void of feelings, there are other types who fit that bill way more.

>>36170812
The mainstream has changed, back then NatSoc wasn't extremist, it was socially acceptable. Political extremism has to be seen in relation to the overton window in the society the chad lives in.

>>36170775
Yeah, but we are more goal/thinking oriented

>>36166684
>entp
>sjw indoctrination

Being an entp is like being sjw kryptonite, lol

>>36170837
I guess it's from mistyped edgy chunnis who read some """mastermind""" bullshit descriptions

>>36170775
INFPs are already insecure. The difference is that INTJs are more self aware, and they tend not to fit into mainstream society as much.

INFP is that basic normie liberal guy who follows the trends but he's not super cool or hip. He tends to be beta.

INTJ is the turbo autist who was an anarchist in high school but then changed to feudalist/monarchist as he got older. He tends to be omega.

>>36170927
>INTJ is the turbo autist who was an anarchist in high school but then changed to feudalist/monarchist as he got older.
INTJs aren't attention whore autists
He tends to be omega.
Yeah no.

>>36170927
INFPs are the ones who killed themselves because they're too delicate for reality.

>>36170907
Yeah, I have the feeling that most of the "le I'm such an ebil sociopath" descriptions were written by people who got that type themselves. Well, the whole MBTI stuff has good meme potential nontheless.

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>>36170995
The "numale" stereotype is based on the INFP

>>36171022
>>36170995
>>36170927

Delete all these comments right now

t. INFP

Are we INTP doomed and made to fail?

>>36171080
INFPs are the well behaved, docile, moderately trendy, soft hearted Bernie Sanders supporters.

They kept their head down and didn't get into trouble in high school. They had a fair amount of female friends and were good students. They probably rolled their eyes at "those dumb sports jocks/dudebros"

They're usually nice guys and they mean well, but they lack self awareness and they tend to be boring and unaginative.

>>36171022
No, if they're going to be restricted to a type, it'd be ISFJ.

"Numales" put way too much effort into appearing a certain way. INFPs just do their own thing.

>>36170411

I consistently score INFP RCUAI type 9 I think, and I think the sjw stereotype is stupid. People just saw the word feelings are pigeon holes the whole type.

I'm a Georgist and don't subscribe to illegalizing internet bullying.

>>36171022

Nah, INFPs are too weird and reclusive for that. Numales are more ExFP and xNFJ.

>>36171176
I thought INFPs were supposed to be Imagination: The Type.

>>36170683
>when is the funeral?
:^)
>keep up the good work
Thank.
>>36170801
Thanks, anon, awfully kind of you to say. I see what you mean by it being disjointed, any advice to avoid that in the future?

I think I want to keep writing and maybe try other poetry forms in the future.

>>36171198
No. INTPs are the most imaginative ones.

>>36171176

So is this good or bad?

>>36171179
>INFPs just do their own thing.
INFPs are incapable of "doing their own thing" because they don't have their own thing. They are trend followers/heard creatures by nature. They are the women of men.

>>36171240
It just is what it is. Whether you think people like that are good or bad is up to you.

INFPs are usually those flannel shirt wearing, folk pop listening, redditor kinds of guys.

>>36171268
>>36171176
I-I'm an INFP and I don't think I'm like this.

;n;

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>>36165574
>TFW I'm Wagecuck: The Personality

>ISTP troll now bullying INFPs

>>36171198
They are, Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Bjork, Van Gogh, MC Ride are all INFPs and great examples of an imaginative person.

NPs in general are arguably the most imaginative types.

>>36171268
>They are trend followers/heard creatures by nature.

No, they aren't. You're confusing how SJs stereotypically are with INFPs for whatever reason.

Fi is the opposite of trend following.

>>36171268

>They are trend followers/heard creatures by nature.

t. Retard who has no idea what he is talking about

What you just described is classic Fe. Fi doesnt care about appealing to the masses or following anyone. Fi users just want to go their own way and dont like to be bothered by social expectations and herd mentality.

>>36171268
You described ISFJs and Fe, Fi is individualistic as hell.

>>36171268
>tfw people who don't know what they're talking about are allowed to speak

>>36171358
>>36171268

I feel like i do follow trends/herds but only really obscure ones, I hate following ''mainstream'' shit maybe i just do it to seem edgy who knows.

Who here /the weasal/
Literally every second is me pissing someone off in some way, yet I never do it with purely malicious intent; its just bants

>>36171296
>folk pop
It's folk PUNK, Dad. Folk pop is soulless kidtertainment shilled out by corporations and Ed Sheeran is a hack.

>>36171296
No one here has heard of the music I listen to.

>>36171508
Nothing better than pissing off normalfags with my superior bantz They're prbably just tired of my nonstop autism, but why should I care?

>>36165574
This shit isn't true
It tells me INFP but I'm a massive douchebag and there's no way I'm a sympathetic person

>>36171508
ENTJs are better at banter though. ENTPs can get touchy in a matter of seconds

>>36171613
The whole picture is bait, stupid stereotypes and partially just bullshit

>>36165574
the ISTP troll who made this picture hates INTJs and INFPs, no wonder we got the worst quotes :(

>>36167181

>inb4 you are a child of light who wants to save the world

What type is a person who mistypes himself as an ISTP because he thinks it's cool to be a sensor

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>ESTP
Chad
>INFP
Normie
>ISTP
Cyborg
>INTJ
Robot

>ESFP
Stacy
>ENFP
Indie girl
>ISFJ
Average looking girl

>>36171641
Yes, but we have the added benefit of subtle manipulation

>>36171728
The ISTP troll is actually ESFP. It's a nice type i guess, not sure why he's ashamed of it.

>>36165574
I'm an ISTP

How can i ascend into Super Saiyan ESTP?

I was in love with a girl who was an ENTP

She never loved me back

I was an INFP mistyped as INTJ

>>36171734
>INFP
>Normie
This meme needs to end.

>>36171780
You can't, but you can stop being a beta and socialize more

>>36171734
INFP: the feelfag
INTP: the robot
INTJ: the cyborg

>>36165574

INTJ I say what I want and dont care about peoples feelings and people look at me shocked. There is an ENTJ bitch on my course and I hate her fucking guts because she is better than me.

>>36171734
INFP-INTJ-INTP will always be the robot trifecta, you can't break that.

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>>36171827

>mfw INFP

LET ME POST IT IT'S ORIGINAL GOD DAMNIT

>>36169019
Is this your tumblr, is this why you shill this as hard as you do? I only found the first link helpful. I ran through the stacks describing each versus the other and ended up In tying with Se. I've got failed normie tendencies but if the worker drone meme is real than I'm probably not Se dominant

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>>36171857
Do you ever get bored?

OriginfaI

>>36171884
It's not mine, I just found it helpful
You're probably an ISTP

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>>36165574
well, is being a INTJ so bad anons?

>>36171863
This. They're the three most common types here. It's because they're the most poorly adjusted to society.

>>36171781

>falling for the ExTP girl meme

Biggest whores in the universe, what were you expecting

I unironically love being ISTP
the only drawback is being slightly moody/unpredictable when it really would fuck me over

>>36165574
>INFJ

You know the person who invented the MBTI was INFJ. Also fuck Bernie that chart is trash

>>36171543
What do you like then?

curiosityblox

>>36171918
No, it's all memes

>>36165574
>these millennial horoscope threads
cringe

>>36171857

>not trying to date the ENTJ girl

You have no excuse

>>36171857
She probably hates you as well if both of you have interacted. Is she hot at least ?

I remember an INTJ edgelord like you who happened to have a similar inferiority complex with me. Yet I was ahead of himself almost all the time

>>36172010
According to the chart, you're an ESTJ
Congrats

>>36170056
Skinny art thots bitch about patriarchy too. The skinny photographer girl I knew that likes Mac DeMarco, Arcade Fire, etc said that women against feminism is a "contradiction."

Istp cause I'm a sik kunt

>>36171827
>>intj, cyborg
Finally someone that gets me :')

>>36172041
The attractive ones can be even worse because they know they have the societal power to fuck a guy over.

>tfw low iq ENTP

>tfw ISTP which is basically the dumbest type

>>36171910
I can see why, it was helpful. Ill go read ISTP rn.

>>36172277
Not really, you're one of the smarter sensors

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>>36172277
>ISTP
>dumb
It's literally the smartest type

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>>36165759
>prone to borderline sociopathy
>borderline

>>36171268

I'm an INFP and i do boxing and i could kick your ass

>>36165574
>Elon Musk
>INTP
lol

>>36165574
>ElIiot Rodger
>INTJ
Ummm sweetie...

Astrology for people who think they're too smart for astrology.

>>36172015

Yes, she hates me too. We publicly display our hatred of one another by giving snide digs to one another to the bemusement of the others in the group. She is kind of fat but is now working out and getting hotter, which I dont like.

>>36172384
It's a little bit more complicated than that. Look into Carl Jung's archetype's. It's not perfect but it's a general feeling out of what preset roles humans fill. I lean towards there being a framework for grouping human personality than us all being individual snowflakes.

>>36172519
The thing people forget about snowflakes is that while none are exactly the same none of them are all that different either.

>>36172519
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/give-and-take/201309/goodbye-mbti-the-fad-won-t-die

It's been completely discredited for decades but people love the astrology.

>>36172614
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-echochambers-28315137

Why the Mbti is a joke.

I thought robots were all about logic? There's tons of articles like these.

>>36172614
MBTI correlates decently well to the big five, which is "scientifically accepted". It's just an examination of how common personalities work, there's not really anything to discredit.

>>36172614
Dude your link suggests a positive outlook on another model for personality. I'm not saying MBTI is right or even kind of right but I think it's a more earnest attempt at describing people than astrology.

>>36172519
Sure but some are more alike than others.

>>36172573
I meant this answer>>36172695
>Sure but some are more alike than others.

For you

>tfw attractive male ISFJ

This is hell

>>36165574
INFP. Colbert isn't an INFP, maybe his character is, but he most certainly isn't.

>tfw INFP
>tfw your imaginary world will never be real

>>36172829
tell me about your imaginary world

>>36172777
You mean his fake conservative character? Nah, the real Colbert is about as INFP as it gets. He's a fucking teddy bear.

>>36172856
The real Colbert is but a cold calculating lizard shill.

>>36172899
Ok kid, calm down.

>>36172382

Elliot rodger is 100% INTJ

An unhealthy INFP feels useless, without direction in life, he also may feel that it's worthless, that what he does is of no use at all

An unhealthy INTJ feels that he isn't getting what he deserves, that he isn't doing anything wrong at all and it's just bad luck or fate, he may also add too many virtues to himself even if it's common behaviour

totally different approach

>>36172856

Colbert isn't an INFP, I would bet he is an ENTP or something, his approach lacks any self awareness and he does stuff just for attention

>>36173129
>Colbert isn't infp

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r36wnaSqJtw

>>36173101
>feels that he isn't getting what he deserves, that he isn't doing anything wrong at all and it's just bad luck or fate
Except that's bullshit, INTJs know when they have fucked up

>>36173330

Okay so I understand, his TV persona is ENTP but he is an INFP in real life

>>36173343

>know when they have fucked up
>most intj are foreveralone virgins masturbating to nietzsche and other edgy philosophies

mmkay

>>36173415
So you're the "ISTP" troll
Thanks

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INFP-t

at least I have a job.

to sperg out at

>>36173434

I'm INFP

I have an INTJ friend, he is not virgin (i hope), he lacks any self awareness about good fellowship and then thinks people don't like him because of other reasons

How do we make it as INTPs lads? So many of us seem to be unmotivated

>>36173537
>he is not virgin (i hope)
>i hope
Hmmm...

>>36173537
If people aren't raised with manners that might be they behave this way. I was raised with manners and (still) roll intj. The best thing you can do for an intj is explain how autistic they are

>>36173538
Survive college

>>36173578

He had two girlfriends but sometimes how he acts makes me think otherwise

I also had a friend who was an ISTP (maybe mistyped?) who didn't had sex with his gf for 2 years

I don't have gf, but i'm not virgin because i use hookers from time to time

>>36173588

I don't know, he may explode on my face and most people see it just as quirkiness

>>36173538
I use the idea that 'nothing else more interesting is gonna happen in life, so I might as well do this' as my main driving force.

>>36173535
I relate heavily to this autistic Pomeranian.

also what's your job?

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>>36173670
retail of all things.

I'm an INFP but I also despise humanity. What does it mean?

ENTJ here, what do you all think of us? Also interested in hearing from other ENTJs, what do you think of your brethren?

>>36173642
>>making excuses for his retardation
Jesus Christ when will society learn

>>36173847
It means that you're an INFP who despises humanity, nothing else
Having a strong feeling function does not mean that you're kind to everyone

>>36173884
I'm an INTJ, you seem to be a more outgoing and emotionally sometimes "colder" version of us. Overall I like you but the "no fun" attitude is a bit too much

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>tfw intp
We're basically worthless

>>36173847

You obviously have strong values and feel strongly when someone does something that goes against your values, whatever they may be

>>36173884
I want to fuck my teacher who happens to be ENTJ as well.

I like the ones who aren't a walking meme. Or the ones pretending to be ENTJs like upset isfjs or esfps

>>36173956
>one of the smartest types
>worthless
Fix your self worth problems and do something useful in your life