/britfeel/

ive got a whole 500 calories left for the day

Second for Len is a cute

>>36162937
I have 700 left for the day.

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>>36162956
>tfw 2000 calories left
>tfw it's because I haven't eaten anything

>>36162947
Len has no interest in starting a harem.

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>>36162895
Surrey white girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

I have no limit on calorie intake because I don't care

>just playing fallout
>two dead bodies
>seems they were fighting
>body on top has med-x in his hand
>med-x was originally going to be called morphine
does todd howard know of shipposting?

>>36163009
>tfw 48lbs overweight so i have to care

im literally obese

Just had a homemade cookie while it was still warm lads. Used cadburys chocolate to make it. Can't wait to have another desu. Might even have a cheeky milk with the next.

>>36163045
Give me some. I'm hungry, lad

>>36163045
take some pics for us lad please

>>36162982
>tfw no calories left because i ate three chocolates
its not fair

>>36162983
That's good because I don't plan on sharing

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Kev just coming through to pass along the positive vibes and hope you lads have a good week.

Fancy a chinky tonight desu

>>36162982
>on a diet of 800 calories a day
>haven't eaten anything all day so i can have chicky burgers for dinny din dins

cannae wait

>>36163042
I probably am slightly overweight but I have been losing weight by doing literally nothing, the only exercise I do is walking 25 mins to the bus stop sometimes

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>>36163066
There you go lad. Look a bit messy but taste great. Real chewy
>>36163058
Sending you some good cookie vibes lad

>>36162982
>tfw infinite calories left
>tfw goat metabolism
It's gonna catch up to me soon enough though so not looking forward to that.

>>36163122
they look lovely lad, well done

>>36163092
>>36163122
Vibe sending meme?

>tfw going food shopping while hungry
I'm going to be buying a lot of stuff I don't need

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>>36163122
those look really good! if you made them then it looks like you did a great job

anyone here read news papers? i sometimes buy the times

>>36163122
Lacks uniform and looks damp

>>36163208
>>36163208
Metro

original

>>36163208
Dad used to give me his Guardian from the day before. Now I just read articles from their only two good writers on their own websites.

could fall asleep at any minute
do I eat now or be hungry until morning

>>36163252
Nothing better than sleeping on a full stomach

>>36163208
Used to buy the times/the guardian depending on what looked more interesting.
I get it all on my phone now so I don't see the point.

>>36163208
I normally skim through the Reuters site in the morning but I never buy a physical paper. I would think about it for the bus but reading on transport just makes me ill.

>>36163268
There's nothing better for putting on fat, yes.

Who here /medicated/?

> Codeine
> Viagra
> Going on trazodone tomorrow for anxiety

If trazodone doesn't crack the anxiety I think I'm just gonna have 6 months of doing nothing but work and give up on social life.

>>36163282
>There's nothing better for putting on fat, yes.
What are you? Some kind of poof or something?

>>36163249
i have bought the gurdian a few times, and i usually use the guardian website if i want to quickly look up the latest news.

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>>36162947
>>36163083
*blocks your path*

not on my watch kiddo

>>36163282
>not sleeping in a microwave blanket that microwaves fat while you sleep

I wake up smelling like a ready salted crisp

Going up shops. What you lads want?

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Anyone want to play some Heroes of the Storm?
Some of you fucks must play videogames holy shit.

>>36163365
I would, but I would have to download it, how big of a game is it?

>>36163277
>>36163281

i think reading a physical paper is comfy.

my mum and dad used to buy papers but they would always buy pleb stuff like the daily mail

>>36163318
Skimming the headlines gets you everything you need to know really, the analysis and opinion is mostly trash. Also,
>paying attention to the political soap opera in 2017

>>36163365
Sounds like a gay game for gay people

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>>36163373
Couple of gig I assume laddo

>>36163355
A copy of VIZ

>>36163355
gf pls qt bf will also do

>>36163222
Could say the same about your mum lad

>>36163420
>Could say the same about your mum lad
Kek. Got me laughing, lad

>>36163365

Nah m8, Banjo Kazooie 3 is out.

>>36163355
Can you get me a ginsters pasty and some condoms lad MAGNUM SIZE FOR MY MAGNUM DONG

>>36163427
>Banjo Kazooie 3 is out.
That came out fucking years ago lad. why you playing it now?

>>36163365
I would but the last time I played it I got bored out of my skin because I've played hours of dota2

have they improved it?

>>36163450
Yookalaylee or whatever it's called. That out?

>>36163398
Wanna add me on steam or something?


dosso jalapa

>>36163450
he means yooka laylee lad

>>36163459
Almost, comes out tomorrow

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>>36163436
good day, lad

>>36163450
Nuts and bolts doesn't exist

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>>36163459
This is Banjo 3.

>>36163398
I'm stupid. I mean Battle.net of course. post ID


>>36163460

watching watamote for the first time. i feel pretty sorry the main character in this. i women how many western women live like this.

i want a gf like watamote

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>>36163249
>the guardian

>/v/ already hates yooka because their favourite youtuber's cameo got cut
Every board seems so underage these days.

>>36162895

English anons, are we all agreed that the Welsh are bros, and the Scots are cunts?

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>>36163451
Not really, just more heroes, big patch coming soon though that will change a ton

>>36163460
Esoteric#2427

>>36163479

That is an abomination

>>36163488
>economically left wing
>hate idpol, socially conservative
Ever heard of straserism?

>>36163475
It was an alright game. Easy to cheat by just making a dongcopter that breezes through all missions.

>>36163500
Who got cut?

>>36163501
never really met many scots

been to wales a fair few times and the people there are nice.

>>36163501
Welsh are just as bad as the Scots. They're all anti-English and the Cornish are just passive aggressive poofs

>>36163500

iirc they always hated it because it was on kickstarter. The jontron stuff hasn't helped but equally I don't care what /v/ think about anything.

>>36163511
'Jontron'.
Not orig

seeing stuff move in my peripheral vision
need sleep

>>36163501
Welsh are cuteys who I feel bad for
They're like the middle child that gets ignored, while big brother scotland argues with their daddy about wanting to move out cause they're 'all grown up'
Then there's babby Ireland who still needs some attention cause of 'the troubles'

>>36163500
>Every board seems so underage these days.

I know for a fact a 14 year old browses britfeel

>>36163534
What a surprise. /v/ has shit tastes and it's not a surprise they would like someone who was part of the game grumps.

>>36163559
You trying to shag him?

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>>36163466
>Girl at work bought me a gift for my b-day
>Got glitter on my work trousers, no idea the source
The misses is giving me grief lads and I've done jack all. And you all want >tfw gf.

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>>36163510
s..so sorry

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>>36163559
>tfw fucking 30 and asking for friends to play videogames with

ayyyyyyyyyy

>>36163570

He already has a boyfriend, or at least he did about a month ago

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>>36163572
No idea why I qouted this gadge.

Fast and the furious 8 also comes out wednesday. Is this a week of shitty media?

>>36163597
Don't worry. I'm sure you can convince him to trap for a lot of you on here in return for games.

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REEEEEE I just wanna be big and muscly so I can pretend to be happy!

>>36163594
nothing wrong with that lad, you're in the generation where vidya's been commerically available, generations to come will be your age and looking for vidya buddies too.

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just paid for porn lads
feels bad
[spoiler/] at least i avoided CP this time [/spoiler]

>>36163669

So lift m8

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>>36163690
messed up the spoiler there lad

Don't worry we saw it

It's funny how there are two diametrically opposite groups in britfeel.

The absolute failures, the type that are 25+ without ever have held down a job, owning those anime pillows, fapping to traps etc.

Then the absolute normies, they have jobs, live alone, can support themselves, and have a moderately good sexual history, even if they may be single now.

There is no inbetween.

>>36163701
I do. Just takes ages and I'm just gonna end up big but also with a belly.

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>>36163690
better run lad you've not got long left

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Just had a Big Soup lads.

>>36163719
Guess which group are racist virgins, the answer may surprise you.

>>36163709
how do you even do spoilers
im not new just stupid

>Elder God Tier
BBQ
Cheddar Cheese and Bacon
>Good Tier
Salt and Vinegar
Smoky Bacon
Roast Chicken
Smoky Bacon
>Decent Tier
Ready Salted
Cheese and Onion
Prawn Cocktail
>Shit Tier
Tomato Ketchup
Beef and Onion
Pickled Onion
>Oh Shit Nigga What Are You Doing Tier
Marmite

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>>36163719
fit into neither group, sorry to disappoint

>>36163669
its a myth, lad. and you cant get that big unless you're genetically gifted or on steds. just look at peoples bodies on /fit/ if you want an example.

lifting weights is fun and exercising can help combat depression. you should work out but it wont fix your problems, and dont expect to get giant

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>>36163669
Eat big to get big lad. Lift big to get big.

I recommend coolcicada's ppl.

Fuck Starting strength, and it's t-rex results.

>>36163719
>tfw for the most part, britfeels is inclusive to both types.

>>36163603
Stop posting Damon. What's wrong with you??

>>36163730
wha...what do you..mean

My gf has quite an active sex drive. Now I can keep up, but it still is quite draining. Some might say I'm lucky to be having sex pretty much daily, but I miss thsoe times when you got 5+days without, and your motivation and drive is magnified massively.

I'm in a sort of permanent blissful state because of it, but also sort of docile.

>>36163741
BBQ are alright but they don't deserve to be at the top. Should be in good tier. Salt and Vinegar should be in Elder God and Cheese and Onion should be in Good Tier. Ready Salted should be in Shit Tier.

>>36163594
If I had a decent library of games I'd offer lad but it's a bit bare at the moment
2 weeks till payday and rocket league though,

>>36163719
>There is no inbetween.

im in between. im 22, not a virgin, have friends but i also dont have a job, live with parents. currently in uni. i can be socially inept but ok most of the time.

>>36163745

>Posts anime
>Doesn't consider himself part of the 'absolute failure' group

I've got some bad news for you

>>36163788

You're part of the sucessful group anon

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>>36163786
Well me and this other guy are gunna play some Heroes of the Storm once he's downloaded it, it's free to play on the blizzard launcher if you wanna get in on it with us

>>36163719
I probably go more towards normie but don't match everything you said.
Least no traps, anime pillows or never worked.

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>>36163766
>what's wrong with you,
I'm posting on 4chan instead of playing Persona 5. It's still sealed on coffee table.

>>36163739
ctrl+s or

>>36163736

The failures tend to have 0 interest in politics at all, because they don't leave their bedroom, their estate could be 5% white for all they care and they wouldn't even realise.

>>36163845
YOU ARE A FREEKING GOD!

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>>36163845
>tfw still manually type the brackets.
Jesus fuck, why have I been wasting vital seconds of my life.

what would you be if you had a job that you hate but your sexual history is humiliating

>>36163896
at least you have now been enlightened

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Hillman was the better killer

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>tfw you've only been up for six hours, but you've fapped four times today and don't feel like stopping
Just end my life, senpais

Post waifus and similar feels, I guess.

>>36163896
yeah I do too and I made the ctrl+s post, I just prefer it and I type pretty fast anyway

>>36163770

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OFF
MY
BOARD

FUCKING NORMIE
REE

NORMIE NORMIE GET OUT REE

>tfw want to play something with people from /britfeel/
>dont know what games i can suggest since i dont want to play stuff where you have to go up against other people

>>36163906
Eat a chicken and mushroom pot noodle.

>>36163719
Wizard virgins represent

We are the true face of Britfeel. One of our own has had more cultural impact on this general than anyone

>>36163920
wot you been bashing it to?

>>36163935
tinned chicken soup is cheeper and last longer

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>>36163913

Did you see >>36118281 from the other day?

>>36163944
Drawings of anime girls.

>>36163815
>You're part of the sucessful group anon

i would say i go more towards the normie group but i dont consider myself successful. im more sucessful than the other group but that is because they have serious mental problems and probably some of the most problematic people in the country. compared to proper normies i would probably still be considered kinda weird

>>36163962
going to have to be more specific lad

>>36163944
Mostly sounding and a bit of CBT

>>36163920
sounds like you need a boyfriend to help you with that problem
>>36163719
Theres a load of sixth form students posting here too I reckon, grim

>>36163943

The only anon who alone has had such a massive cultural impact on britfeel is the OP image guy

>>36163971
a bit casual that desu

>>36163957
No I did not.

This robot is shit.

>>36163968
I usually just flick through >>>/e/ or >>>/u/ until I blow my load.
A lot of people seem to not know about that board, but it's a nice place.

>>36163816
just tried getting on the blizzard site but my pc's not wanting to play along.
i'll try get it downloaded as well

>>36163943
One of your own has more impact on shitting up a thread until the normies come and make it comfy again.
Metaphor for life maybe, still needing a parental figure to sort you out.

>>36163985
Who happens to be a wizard virgin

>>36164021
Fuck off prison fag

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>>36164014
Sound.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ESOTERiC86/
Thats my steam if you get round to it later and the threads deader than tanktops

Any lads wanna play?

agar.io/#BAEUR2

We can absorb eachothers balls

>Est. delivery: Wed. 26 Apr. - Mon. 22 May
Hurry up, you chinks, I want to mod my PS3 ;_;

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>>36164058
Your mother is concerned for you.

>>36164099
>that image
>covered in watermarks

Tragic

>>36163741
Smoky bacon should be put in overgod tier. Nothing compares

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>>36164111
Nothing google image search cannot fix.

does any one want to play a session of board game online

Thinking about getting Tinder for shits and giggles lads, any of you had any luck with it?

>>36164148
I must warn you, I am undefeated in scrabble

>>36164144
See what happens when you use some effort?

Proud of you, lad

>>36163208
buy the i, read it and do the crossword on my lunch break, gives me an excuse to avoid talking to folk

>>36164157
the game is actually called board game online

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>>36164067
>steam
>tfw buy 90% of my games from GoG because I dislike Steams scummy tactics.

Lads, persona 5 wont let me play. I chose that it's not a piece of fiction.

>>36164067
nice i'll get it saved n try get this fucking computer to play ball

>>36164068
>agar.io/#BAEUR2

I joined as shipman, just got up to 9

Anyone wanna play cards against humanity?
https://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=74

password is britfeel

>>36163920
>being able to fap 4 times a day

Wow. That's... impressive.

Posted.
>>36163365
I don't play mobas, sorry lad. They're a bit shit.

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>>36164279
Wow, I'm a bit retarded aren't I lad.

mind if i ask you all a meaningful question
do you believe in god?
i would like to, this world having a perfect creator would mean that everything had meaning and purpose if you just looked and enough but..
thats the problem i dont believe perfection can exsisit outside out imaginations and so thats where god exsisits witch makes it a sad reality thats things dont have meaning or make sence
waddaya think?

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>>36164279
Yeah I didn't play any before this one tbqh
Figured it was an easy free thing that'd be accessible to most people on here and isn't as autismo heavy as other mobas and isn't as balls breaking as the games are alot shorter if theres varying skill levels people won't get too salty losing games or something.

Going monster hunting on tinder lads. Wish me luck

>''''''asian'''''' woman disturbs one minute silence held by EDL for stockholm victims
>camera cuck takes a photo and claims its brave foreign citizen defends fellow women by humiliatig racist oppressor!!!!!
>social media spreads it

top cuck

>>36164279
I've managed to go more than 12. That's not really something to be proud of, though.

>promise myself I'll eat healthy when I move out and don't have to eat what my mum, dad, and brother like
>finally do move out
>can't be bothered to cook proper food after work
>it's a bowl of chicken dippers with bbq sauce kind of episode

>>36164324
So proud of this progressive country. Would rather it burned to the ground than let bigots and islamphobia take one step forward.

6pm, I have 1150 more calories to spend and nothing to eat

Alright boys, back from my first day on the job. Was only training but the instructor brought some awesome stuff with him. As it's an airport job he had a de-activated Beretta and Glock 17 along with imitation examples of semtex, det cord and detonators, nitroglycerin, and a bunch of IID and IEDs. Almost came when he brought out the beretta.

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>>36163957

'Allo sonneh.

>>36164324
>''''''asian'''''' woman disturbs one minute silence held by EDL for stockholm victims

Is this legit.
I've seen the pic, but never bothered looking at the actual content. I Just saw an asian and an EDL lad and thought 'it's another bad white male' episode.

>>36164381
>tfw I've only had about 1200Kcal of my 2500
>tfw now I'm back at work I'm losing weight again.

>>36164353
that seems to be the path we're on

>>36164311
i would like to believe in god, i really would, i come from 2 religious families, but i just cant have faith that a god exists, i see no reason to believe in a god

in fact i would go so far as to say im extremely jealous of people who do believe in god because they can have faith and believe, and feel they have purpose in their faith

I was the anon on Friday who was going to the singles pof nightclub event, here's a few mini stories during the night

First attempt at approaching:

>Two girls together at the bar, about early 20s maybe
>Fancied one of them and she was eyeing me and smiling earlier for a bit (Not sure if imagined but she did stare for a while and smiled when I looked at her)
>Approach from behind them (Because the bitchy looking one was closest to me)
>"Are you here for the speed dating thing?"
>Bitchy one "No" She takes the drinks and they both leave

Approach 2 (Different girls)

>2 girls at the bar probably early 20s
>"Do you come here often?"
>"Yes"
>Do you live in (Location)
>"Yes" both then walk off

Want any more?

>>36164427
>pof

Unless you're an 8/10 minimum, rich or funny online dating is shit

>>36164427

Honestly, as soon as robot waifus are here, it's game over for this entitlement shite.

Is just a simple conversation too much for people these days?

>>36164459
>online dating

This was him spazzing out irl though

>>36164410

Yep. And when the EDL bloke tried to talk to her about it she laughed.

It's being praised now in media circles as "LE BRAVE MUSLIM GRRRLLLL STOPS EVIL NAZI WITH ONE SECRET TRICK".

>>36164427
>yes
>yes
>yes

Oh look, it's just like talking to women online.

>>36164420
im exactly the same i would love to have that kind of certainty about my life

>>36164465
But lad! Everyone knows if a guy so much as says hello to a girl it means he wants to fuck her!

>>36162895
Spent last week in a Cocaine and Hearthstone binge. All days blurred into one. I'm pretty hardcore if I do say so myself lads.

>>36164324
Kek i saw her BBC interview where she had her feminist fringe and free palestine t shirt on

instantly threw up in my mouth

>>36163719

27 years old, not a weeb, pretty normal looking but i have never held down a job/friendship or relationship for more than a few months dessy

>>36164502
>Free Palestine.
It is free.
It's not our problem they are greedy fucks who want to take isreal as well.

>>36164427
haha typical weird awkward white guy, you've got no game, there is nothing more cringe inducing than a white man

>>36164544
A white man pretending to be a minority insulting a white man is cringier

>>36164519
>>36164502
you must be fucking retarded if you think palestine is free, they're literally penned in by huge fucking walls with no easy way out and bombed sporadically by the israel ((defence)) force when they get bored

>>36164558
im asian and it's true. in your mind's eye is everyone ion here white? racist virgin no lifer

Does noone else find that pakis having the influence and power to control English streets...problematic?

>>36164574

And?
Why should we be obliged to help them?

They wouldn't help us if we were in the same situation.

>>36164574
Aww, that's a shame

I'm welling up here

>>36164591
>Does noone else find that pakis having the influence and power to control London* streets...problematic?

fixed that for you pal

>>36164591
The virginity is strong with this lad

>>36164615
Where do you live mate, bet there's a paki child rape gang closer than you think.

>>36164574
What a surprise, amir is here

>>36164519
Israel are the greedy fucks
>MUH HOLY LAND
>MUH ANTI SEMITISM

>comfy thread all day then some fuck comes to ruin it

Fuck off to /po/l dickhead

fucks sake, thought i could do well today with sticking to my calorie limit, now mum is offering to make me a fuck off fat dinner and i accepted being the lard arse i am

reading the times right now lad.

front page:

>russia and aran warned jointly yesterday that they would respond with if there were further US attack in syria

wew lads. things are getting a bit heated. never mind a war with spain, looks like we will be battling muzzies and russians

>>36164629
Newcastle
>paki child rape gang closer than you think
Probably so but they work in the shadows because they know they'd get their shit kicked in if the chav scum here found out. Definitely no ruling the streets

>>36164427

Couple more

>Most of the women are in their late 30s to 50+
>Like two girls around my age one is 27 other 32, I'm 25
>Have to talk to 8 women who are 40+ before talking to one that was near my age the 32 YO
>Finish the first round of speed dating (Talking to a 52 year old)
>A 45+ guy won't move away from the 32 year old
>Stays chatting to her like 5 minutes over the bell, everyone can't move round
>She calls him a creep and gives him 0s all round, he looks like a serial killer but still stays as she verbally abuses him
>HE finally moves and I talk to 8 more grannies and finally get to her
>She talks about her love of Harry Styles for like 3 minutes and it is over
>She's is 32 and acts 16 and is pretty vapid. She gave me a high score though.

Might start drinking lads

>>36164597
tbf we did help create the state of israel

>>36164652

One was found operating in Newcastle in 2015.

What did the chavs do to em? Kick their heads in?

>>36164652
Well, I'm glad you're so proud of the fact that they only rape your little sister with the lights off. Very scary.

>>36164689

> we

I didn't help create Israel at all. I wasn't alive when it was founded.

>>36164704
>One was found
If they ruled the streets why would need to be found out? Surely they could just do it in the open and nobody would care

>>36164722
we should be doing our duty and completely ridding the world of israel and sending muslims back to the middle east where they can be free to play all by themselves

we can correct the mistakes of our grandfathers this way

>>36164658

I realise now nightclubs will be impossible for me to actually get a girl from,

>They all go in groups so you have to talk to all of them before having a shot at one of them.
>Alcohol makes me feel tired as fuck so that doesn't work
>Hard to talk to them when the music is so loud
>Better looking guys all around
>No ugly girls for me

I might stick to my dead online dating accounts...

>>36164658
>She's is 32 and acts 16

Modern women

>>36164755

Why not do two birds with one stone and rid the world of both?

>>36164725

I'm not >>36164629

I saw your chav post and found out that arabs did bum minor in Newcastle and these hard chav lads you mentioned didn't do anything.

>>36164861
Considering they were arrested and be under some sort of police protection to avoid that exact thing. But if the pakis did rule the streets then they wouldn't have got arrested and would have got kicked in

>>36164658
>She talks about her love of Harry Styles

and this is exactly why i very rarely try with women. how retarded can you get.

>>36164886

Your talking out of your ass. They weren't put under any police protection, their names were made public. All 20 of em that they rounded up to begin with.

None of them got their heads kicked in though.

>>36164067
done it,i'll add you on steam. i'm the cautious 1
I've never played it before though lad, but just had a quick few mins of tutorial, i'm good to go

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>tfw finally have food

Decided I'm gonna start watching documentaries on an industrial scale lads. I cant focus enough to read so hopefully this will make me feel like I'm learning something.

cleaning and sorting life out in general lad from last thread here, cleaning is done, 4 bin bags full of shit, 2 big carrier bags full of cans, and other random things found and thrown including a phone book from 2009, around 40 bungee cables wrapped together, a pair of high vis pants (no idea where they came from since no one in our family needs them for work) and what i think was a wheel from a shopping trolley, not even joking i had so much shit in my room and im pretty much ashamed of how bad it was, sorted now though

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>>36163365
do you want to play sc2 co-op?

>>36164963
>and were remanded in custody until Newcastle Crown Court appearances

Ah yes lad, sure wor Gazza will just stroll into a police station and beat up a detained criminal

>>36165076
What league are you in? I don't play with scrubs

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>>36163920
Roasting a nice bit of chicky chick chicken desu lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39552061/teen-dumps-boyfriend-using-music-streaming-playlist

>>36165099
plat :(

>>36163297

imagine it was 1598 you would be a bumbling idiot unable to deal with.. here it comes lad reality

>life on easy mode

>>36165149
Same ;( I was just pretending

>>36165085

Being in custody while your changed isn't police protection.

"All 30 have been interviewed and have been bailed pending further enquiries."

Ah the cuck fails to fully read into it...
Shame these hard ass chavs don't actually exist. And can't actually do anything.

>>36163365

ten fags and a bottle of 20/20

>>36165199
>Cuck

Ah so I've won and your argument loses all credibility. Cheers lad, it was fun

>>36165199

*charged

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>Playing Corpse party lads.
It's okay, but not getting the hype.

>>36165132
Seems like she liked him enough to put thought into it.

>tfw she is probably already balls deep in the 'someone else'.

>>36165184
what's your battletag? we can try the latest mutation

>>36165226
Don't you mean someone else is balls deep inside her?

>>36164725
They do and are still operating quite openly in Rotherham.

>satoshi original paper

>beecoin org bitcoin peedeeeef

>missed the upboat

>bcoin is at 1200

>>36165257
No.
I was always told only men cheat. So she must be a man.

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>>36163122
>tfw I only have these shitty store-bought cookies

>>36165226
>tfw no corpse gf
Feels bad

>>36165298
Lad, Asda cookies, fucking get on 'em they are the best store cookies.

>>36165248
I can't sorry I'm autistic

>>36165334
That's right that you know it. Triple chocolate shortbread from Tesco is my fav tho

Just seen the news about spice.
Think I'm gonna give it a go.

>>36165389
Same lad. Looks a right laugh

>>36165364
*lad, not that

is there anything worse than having no father

I had no father, no male teachers, no uncle, nothing

I feel like it really effected me growing up

>>36165389
Mad lad. I mean, if it can make homeless fuckers shuffle around like zombies it must be pretty banging.

>>36165427
Get off with one of the waifuposters, they will let you call them daddy.

>>36165427
Same. And then I had a shitty step-dad for awhile which really tied everything up nicely.

drop it if you got it

>https://youtu.be/QoaIhHIYWA4

>>36165398
>>36165432
I'll be doing it in my flat though, fuck getting spiced in public for the popo to fuck with my buzz.

>>36165427
>effected me

It sure did.

>>36165220

You claimed these hard chavs would beat them.
They didn't.

You claimed that was because the cops protected them.
They didn't.

You don't know how the law works, or how policing is done, as evident by your post, so why not research it before you speak on the subject and create some imaginary "hard men" as a power fantasy?

>>36165452
How much does it even cost? I think a lad the other night said he had some unless he was memeing

>>36165474
Y-You're wrong, w-we're all tall, white, /fit/ lads up here we'd destroy them..

>>36165499

I didn't make that claim.

The other guy claimed the chavs would beat them.

I know full well nobody in Newcastle would.

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>>36165491
No idea, lad, gonna get check the dark net later when I get home.

Pic related, me if anyone comes into my flat when I'm fully spiced.

>>36165525
Will you be a lad and live stream it?

>>36165177

I fucking know, lad. It eats me up inside

wtf won 5 grand online in december put it all in my bank and been living off it since, spent a bit to enjoy my self but other than that been relatively disciplined

check my balance today and im down to 312 quid

what

the

fuck

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>>36165547
I'm not going to say yes, because I'll probably shitebag out, but I'll try.

Right now 'I'm playing police quest because doing real work is shite.

>>36165586

Anyone get hold of your card and number m8?

Check your monthly balance slip and see where the cash went if you had way more.

post your YTfu /britfeel/ so i can judge you. bonus if they aren't british

>>36165432
i imagine most homeless people have a high level of tolerance when it comes to drugs, so if it gets them fucked up must be some gooood shit

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>>36165427
>Dad kept flipping between whether he loved me or not, used to call me a pussy and call me stupid
>Mum's next boyfriend used to call me stupid all the time
>Mum's next boyfriend used to hit me over the head and call me stupid and mock me in front of everyone
>Mum used to join in with my older brother and his girlfriend in mocking me. Older brother used to take my mum and my younger brother out to do things all the time and I wouldn't get invited
>Mum's next boyfriend used to call me a no life bastard and mock me in front of my younger and older brothers

I wonder why I'm so scared of what people think of me

>>36165629
>post your YTfu /britfeel/ so i can judge you. bonus if they aren't british

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFfo84rOxqs&t=1370s

>>36165629
>tfw don't know any youtube personalities.

I mean I know spoony from before he went to Nostagia critics site and started being a fucking shite guy, and the older ones, but no idea who is worth a follow these days.

Chip and Ironicus are still doing LPs I think, they were decent lads.

Half in the Bag are utter shite when they do games.

Parents got the electricity bill for the last quarter and it's 550 pounds. I've spent the day calculating how much it costs to run the computer I use almost 24/7 as a NEET.

I calculated about a quarter of the bill is me using this one device. I feel like a fucking scumbag.

I just humiliated myself in Gregg's I thought the female, Eastern European cashier shortchanged me

I angrily confronted her several times
I shouted at her until I realised I made a mistake
and hurriedly leaving in embarrassment

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>>36165686

Why the fuck can't you turn it off when you sleep and shit?

>>36165695
This was my post BTW

I seem to have much bottled anger

>>36165686
190 quid a month.
Fuck sake lad, how big is your house?

I pay 30-40 a month.

>>36165719
I do, but the rest of the day I'm using it.

>>36165745
Yeah what the fuck, one of his parents must be growing weed or something for a bill that high

>>36165695
Making a fool of yourself is the cost of xenophobia.

The UK is about to make a fool of its self as a whole in the upcoming EU negotiations.

You're a nation of Poleaboos.

>>36165745
same here, I run on metered electric and with only the router and pc on I use a pound a day

>>36165661
Shoot up your household.

>>36165586
it's been 5 months mate. What did you expect?

I've spent twice that in the last 5 months and I consider myself quite disciplined too.

>>36165686
Why is it so power hungry lad?

which british tv show has the best theme song and why is it the antiques roadshow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNuuG7Dgv2c

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I love Baneposting so much but I'm worried people will think I'm autistic for liking it

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>>36165586
>Tfw spending like 200 quid on eating out and takeaways each month

>>36165776
>parents are growing weed
>tfw when Anon is the fall guy.

>>36165798
I have my tv, ps4, pc, lights and my cooker is electric as well.

>>36165855
Haha look at this autistic lads. Point and laugh

Eating a bag of fantastics and drinking a can of coke and feeling a bit sick tbqh lads. Don't know how kid me did it.

>>36165742
The sight of a savage paki who can't even count his change shouting at some fellow third worlder depresses me greatly. We used to rule the world..

>???????SATOSHI<<
>>??????WALLET<<<
>>>?????COINS<<<<
>>>>????COIN<<<<<
>>>>>???WIN<<<<<<
>>>>>>??NO<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>1 rule them all

Kek apparently some school got shot up in America again.

>>36165859
Can I kiss your belly after a binge senpai?

>>36165848
The best TV theme song ever is from Sorry!, the 1980s Ronnie Corbett sitcom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ykhFSSAdU4

He also plays a Robot who lives with his mum, so it's quite relatable.

>>36165888
>fantastics

I think the sweeties are affecting my brain function

There's so much awkward eye contact between me and the lesbian/tranny at work
Really, I pass her on the stairs, we look at each other and I can't understand her facial expression at all, she looks annoyed?

Also she wore a white T-shirt with "VANS" on the front, I don't get her fashion sense
She has a tattoo, I'd have thought she was an alt type

>>36165782
I wish, I still feel like the biggest freak in any room I'm in

>>36165904
if you like kissing some obese sweaty neckbeard that's fueled by greasy food sure

>>36165899
Nothing funny about that lad
Reddit that way ------>

>>36165889
I can just imagine him gnashing his sharp, paki teeth at her, slebbering all over the big softees and oval bites.

>>36165923
She probably thinks you are a weirdo because you keep staring at her.

>>36165923
>Vans tee
>not alt.
I know it's in vogue right now lad, but Vans is still alt. Just like Chucks.

>>36165923
What are you on about mate lad

>>36165837
My PC uses around 500 watts of power and is on around 15 hours a day. I'm using just under a pound's worth of energy a day to run my computer, adding up to just over 100 each quarter.

>>36165980
Seems fine if you put it that way.

>>36165947
>She probably thinks you are a weirdo because you keep staring at her.
But she obviously keeps staring at me too

How can she know I'm looking at her if she's not looking at me too?

>>36165967
Vans have stores in shopping centres, even I have Vans trainers and seemingly at least a third of girls wear those new Vans these days

>>36165972
There's a girl at work who looks a bit masculine and is just generally curious to me

She looks at me weird though
We've never spoken

Got a bit autistic with my antivirus today lads.

Started questioning wether it was the best antivirus for me. I've used NOD32 for X years but there could be something better.

>Spend hour and a half reading reviews
>Compare all information
>Seems that everyone is shitting on ESET but I've used it all this time and it's been perfect
>Everyone praising Bitdefender
>Decide to uninstall ESET and install bitdefender
>Bitdefender wont install with Malwarebytes
>Have to uninstall as well
>Finally get BD installed
>It crashes
>Asks to restart computer
>Restart
>Audio not detected on system

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Went straight back to NOD32, fuck you bitdefender you review whore. I've had no problems with ESET ever you fucks, and one second with BD I can see why people dont install anti virus anymore.

>>36166017
Because she is just looking around like a normal person does to be aware of her surroundings and every time she's looking in your direction, she notices your creepy eyes staring right at her.

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>>36166017
Doesn't mean they still aren't alternative as well lad.

Converse are the alt trainer too, but everyone from all scenes have 'em.

Skater brands are very IN right now.

>Judging people by style

I dress like a ned, but most of my music tastes are pitchfork pre-2012, I collect comics, play weeb vidya and like watching extreme sports.

I also have some ned traits too

>>36166049
Why would you even bother using an antivrus lad. Windows defender and not being a retard is enough.

Girl at work asked me if I wanted to do a shift swap since she needed days off
It took me a while to understand why she was asking about my rota

I liked that she knew my name and pronounced it correctly

But it was the only time we've ever had a conversation

I turned her down

>>36166086
I don't even stare at her
I try to avoid it, if anything it's the other way around, I'm catching her staring at me

>>36166098
OK, so would it be weird for someone like me to dress in alt clothes like her?

Also isn't a Vans T-shirt kinda boring?

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>>36166017
Is this you?

Origaryj

>>36166102
I'm getting old and slow in my age nowadays lad, not the Johnny KeyboardWhisperer I used to be.

AntiVirus protects me from myself. So I can stop caring completely.

>>36166098
>I also have some ned traits too

Like what?

I grew up in Scotland too and there is a huge difference between sound neds who were fun to drink with and arsehole neds who are just trying to steal or be violent.

>>36166150
Hard to believe when you are obsessed with her.

You think she is obsessed with you too?

>>36166150
>OK, so would it be weird for someone like me to dress in alt clothes like her?
Yes, on the basis you are clearly obsessed with this woman.
If you weren't, alt-fashion isn't bad and there would be no reason you couldn't.

BUT DO NOT DO IT THE LESBIAN/TRANNY IS ON TO YOU ALREADY.

>Also isn't a Vans T-shirt kinda boring?
Yes, yes it is.

>>36165914
I wonder what robots did back then. Play on thier BBC micro? dungeons and dragons?

>>36166221
Become doctors and administer a prescription for DEATH

>>36166150
Why have you started moderating posts on your blog?

I thought you wanted people to comment. This is just going to discourage people.

>>36166248
robots back then had so much more ambition smdh

>>36166221
Fuck knows. But I don't think dungeons and dragons. That seems like an inherently social thing to me. All of the kids at school who were into warhammer etc. turned into normies.

>>36166271
They focused their lonliness into something creative or productive. Now we just let the machines suck our souls from our bodies as we sit there staring at them.

>>36166198
>Like what?
Like the fitbaw, did eccies in my youth, and use to drink shitty cider with the lads when I was 17.

I wasn't really a violent lad, but I could handle myself if need be, and growing up in an ex-miner town I sometimes had too. Did a bit of boxing as a teen too.
Never started fights or stole shit though, and wihile I rode dirt bikes I did it in an old abandoned field as opposed to down the scheme road.

Anybody test pictures of themselves on Photofeeler? I just tested two pictures of myself...feelsbadman.

I didn't know how ugly I was until I tried it, wish I had just stayed blissfully ignorant.

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Manage to get two lads to play some videogames
Blizzard shits the bed and the authentication servers all let out a sweaty fart and we can't play.

fuckin' ree

>>36166152
It was a bad pic and I look better now

>>36166198
I believe she has opinions on me
and she is defo looking at me

>>36166201
But isn't fashion bad if it doesn't match your personality?

If she's onto me, it might be cool to push her into talking to me, even if just to accuse me
What will she and others think though?

Also I just like the style, I'm not trying to "be her"

>>36166265
I have some words filtered, have for a while but I'll check, edit and approve

>>36166301
>drink shitty cider
>ex-miner town

Same here. I was more of a mosher though.

>>36166150
She wants the d, mate. Don't listen to the racists

>>36166374
Post your list of filtered words. I've had a few posts not show up and I'm curious.

Can't believe I stayed in bed for 14 hours today lads. Maybe going to the gym is part of the reason, I'm still feeling it.

I'm like Mark in Peep Show when he gets time off and wastes all of it.

>>36166374
>I look better now
You have put off taking a picture for months now, it's obvious you look even more disgusting these days.

My date actually went really well yesterday.
But then today at work has absolutely destroyed my good mood. Customers being shitty, my manager being shitty and then I go and blow like 150 quid on stupid crap to "cheer myself up" and as always made it worse

>tfw developing a taste for tomboys
Wew

>>36166402
I probably edited and approved it, very few comments I just left

Not actually sure why your comment was filtered though

>>36166419
The police took my phone and digital camera, you know this

>>36166452
What did you buy?
I find it difficult to think of stuff I want
I just buy lots of little stuff

>>36166374
>But isn't fashion bad if it doesn't match your personality?
No. You were what you like to wear you fucking dingus. Obviously make sure it works. Don't wear trackies with a fucking north face jacket, it looks retarded, regardless of what the grimefags think.

>>36166381
To be fair, I use to hang out with skaters and 'moshers' as well. I think most sub groups get along, my only issue is some 'moshers' are stuck in their way and would automatically think they were better because you wore a kappa tee while they wore some metallica tee shirt.
And of course 'metal > indie'. It's funny how a lot of the moshers I know haven't really grown up. Shame because the ones that did are top lads and I still chat too from time to time.

>>36166481
You have a tablet with a camera, you know we know this. Dumb paki, you must have gained even more weight back to keep putting it off.

>>36166478
They're pretty high tier

>>36166481
Fucking currency on a mobile game I'm addicted to

>>36166481
Why did the police take your stuff?

can someone give me a quick rundown on who moni is and why people are interested in their posts

>>36166495
Ahh shit lad what a waste.

those packets of cooked ham where you get 4 or 5 slices in a pack are ok to eat without cooking right?

>>36166517
its already cooked lad, eat away.

>>36166517
What the fuck no they're covered in slimy salmonella
MAKE YOURSELF SICK NOW

>>36166517
is this a joke? youre going to get salmonella

>>36166541

cant be arsed dessy, was just checking, if i get poisoned then maybe it will kill me or put me in hospital so i can get a nice bedbath from a fot nurse

>>36166492
It's the cheapest version of the Amazon Fire, its like 0.3 megapixels

>>36166495
Physical stuff is more rewarding but I guess online stuff is instant

>>36166496
Women's accused me of violating the communications act Scotland

>>36166510
I'm a victim of the establishment

People reply to me because this is a slower thread

>>36166510
A socially awkward pakistani who used to go to uni. Over the years we've watched him film his roomates shitting for wank material, get charged for stalking multiple times, get thrown out of uni and lose thousands of pounds and start becoming a tranny because he can't get close to women anymore.