>blocks your path >*CAW CAW* What do you do?

>>36162858
>What do yo do?

Fuck him in his ass

>>36162858
participate in the murder.

I tell him that birds aren't very important. >>>/s4s/

>>36162858
I get off [s4s]

>>36162858
Pump her rump

>>36162858
"Pickle pie?"

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Looks like I'm going to have to battle

Make friends with the crow by giving him food.

>>36162957
Thats a nice bug

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>>36162858
He just dropped his knife by cawing.
>Looks like I've got the upper hand now

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>>36162858
mess with the cato get stabo

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>>36162858
Steal the knife and kill myself.

At least my body will be useful for a flock of feasting crows.

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YOU HAVE STOOD IN MY WAY FOR THE LAST TIME, BIRD! PREPARE YOURSELF, FOR THIS TIME I SHALL FINISH YOU OFF FOR GOOD!

*unsheathes katana*
*battle theme plays*

Program some shit

>>36165544
>flys behind you
>stabs you in your throats while you're distracted programming
>"CAW CAW"

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>>36162858
sorry for the wait
please enjoy your juicy steak
it is on the house

>>36162858
AYO DONT DROP THAT MF PUMPA RUMP NIGGA

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>>36162858
>*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
>*gunshots*

i give her the pickle pea AND the pum purum

post them

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*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

linguini

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Your move, Mr Crow.
*begins firing*

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Pellets are faster than crows with knifes.