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>Browsing /r9k/
>Look down and see this
Wat do?
Bend over and spread my cheeks apart
>>36162054
>macbook
>pawn for 1k and buy a shotgun to kill myself
/bread
>>36162068
This after a little bit of sucking it first.
>>36162054
Stroke and suck it very lovingly before doing >>36162068
*huuurffff* macbook *bllluurrghh*
bretty nice benis though
>>36162054
Get hard and super nervous, then open my mouth and close my eyes.
>>36162054
i want to suck a big cock like this
>>36162054
Hide the thread like I do with all the other faggot/steam/no bf/trap threads
Ta-da
>>36162054
>tfw no robot friend to suck cocks with while browsing /r9k/
>>36162068
>>36162086
>>36162896
>>36162642
>>36162377
The sexual autism has reached peak levels.
>>36163169
>tfw casual sex with no attention being paid is my fetish
>idea of just browsing 4chan with a bored expression with my pants around my ankles getting my cock sucked is super super hot
>unironically got a boner even typing this
>straight so wont happen
suffering
>>36162054
*sluuuuurp~* ;3
>>36162054
>cut the weird think covering it
Any of you LARP fags in UK? You can slurp on the real one if you want
>>36162068
>not allowed to touch your dick
>just keep typing until I cum
>then you can clean up
>>36163325
Yes, east midlands, you??
Wonder where the fuck did I get a laptop from.
>>36162054
Why do I suddenly own a laptop?
Sell macbook to buy drugs
>>36163325
Yes, up in Scotland.
>>36163325
Isle of axholme near Gainsborough/Scunthorpe.
>>36162054
if he shaved then that would be a nice dick to suck.
>>36162054
install gentoo, probably
>>36162068
So you would take his dick bareback dry?
Son, you're in for a world of pain