Your Autistic Skills

>>36159297
still trying to perfect that one

i can make a lot of different type of noises ranging from rape to bird sounds

>>36159297
>constantly aware of my surroundings
>aware of my body

the 2nd one is making me go insane

>>36159297
I do this too
Its like some kind of autism superpower to make up for how shit our lives are

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>>36159297
>mfw my autistic skill is an encyclopedic knowledge of Bionicle lore

>>36159297
same op but also I can usually tell where in the house they are and what theyre doing

>>36159297
I can do nothing with my life for years and not even care

>>36159720
i used to have encyclopedic knowledge of pokemon games. knew every trainer, knew what pokemon he had, knew what he said at the beginning of a fight, knew where every pokemon was found, knew what attacks they learned at what level

the day when i first got bored by a pokemon game was one of the saddest in my life...

>>36159297
Can identify almost any car from a distance with year, make and model.

Can even do it at night just by looking at the tail lights or headlights

>>36159625
what do you mean you are aware of your body?
everyone is.

>can smell ill people
Is this a normal or autistic thing?

>>36159771
more like superpower

>>36159767
`There" aware" and "I can feel everything"

>>36159297
I thought everyone could do this though.
Is that not the case? Is there anyone in this thread who CAN'T do this?

I knew the brand and color of 95% of my classmates shoes in highschool. I spent so much time looking down that i associated everyone with their shoes.

>I can identify every family member by the sound of their footsteps

>I can identify my pets because my male dog has harsher walking sounds while my female dog has softer walking sounds

I guess I'm unable to get bored.

>>36159352
>rape sounds
vocaroo please

>>36159297
i can do the same thing
When I was a normie in until 10th grade I was able to tell what my friends were thinking just by looking at them.All the time, not just once. was fun.

>>36159789
You make me sound like the world's shittest superhero

Don't know how to describe it, other than people with colds and such have a kind of snotty, musty smell to them that makes me turn my nose. They just have this kind of aura to them. Maybe it's because I'm a slight hypochondriac, but it really disgusts me to be within metres of anyone who's ill

I can shit myself

>>36159959
op is a deadass normal piece of trash who needs to leave this bored at once

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>Can tell who pulled into the driveway by the sound of their engine
>Can tell when the post van is here by the engine, with headphones on and music playing
>Insanely good judge of character

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>>36159720
Alrigt then

What was the context of that pic


takadox tricks nocturn into saving him and kalmah

>>36159625
Depersonalization son

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>>36159720
Kek

That one always made me laugh>>36159720

>>36159297
That's not autistic I can do it as well

>>36159297
Everyone can identify my brother by the sound of his urination.

>my family are all very different body wise so me identifying them by their footsteps isnt even autistic

not even r9k wants me

>can tell if someone is high or withdrawing and from which drug with a quick glance
>perform wart surgery on my own floor on the bathroom floor rather than make my mother drive me to a podiatrist
>sporadic frontal lobe seizures/third eye opening

>>36159771
You mean like that sickening shiver specifically reserved for when you see an old person?

>>36159297
>i can identify every family member by the smell of their piss

>>36164990
>I can tell who got wasted last night by looking at the vomit on the dorm sinks

>>36159297
I can memorize pretty much any number after seeing it once.

Like if I see someone's credit card or driver license, I'll repeat the number back to them a few minutes later to freak them out.

Whenever someone mentions pi, I'll just start reciting it to as many digits as I can get away with before they tell me the shut up.

>able to read through a book extremely quickly
>memorize math formulas and other subject notes very easily, just a glance
>extremely sensitive nose, I can smell things from very far away
>extremely good hearing, but only if I focus. I literally heard a quiet water fountain trickling from 2 miles away once.
>can tell whether a girl is innocent or a slut just by looking at them you might say this is bullshit but so far I've been 100% right on every girl I've met
>can sense people's "aura" or energy or whatever you wanna call it you might not believe me but that's fine. Usually the color reflects what kind of person they are and what kind of emotional state they're in.
>occasionally get visions which eventually turn out to be true. They're usually about one or two years ahead in my life. Again, you don't have to believe me but I've had too many "coincidences" occur for it to be bullshit. I literally dreamt about a girl and then met her the following year.

>>36160188
Do you got a big whoofer, anon?

>>36165369
that aura/energy one I believe, I once knew a legitimate autistic person who also told me about that in great detail

Sometimes I have dreams that predict the future.
Either that or I'm going insane.

>>36165369
Do you sense in colors? Because thats how it works for me, I feel if the person has a red,blue,white,green, yellow personality. It's hard to explain but for some reason I relate colors to emotions hardcore.

>>36159297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYW5-3rmgF8

>>36159297

I could do that when I was a kid but no longer.

>>36165097
How many digits of pi can you go to scrub

Itt: the autism league

>>36160188
do theyfuck?
oregano

>>36165369
probably synesthetic and a good memory

>>36166804
Only as many as I've looked at.

So, 300. If I look at more, I'll know more.

>>36165369
you could be a good gambler anon

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>I share OP's skill, four of them
>Can remember basically anything forever as long as i find it interesting
Not really autistic but:
>No matter what hurts me i'll laugh my ass off
Last one was due to bullying.

>>36159297
>obscene memory recall
I can't remember to tie my fucking shoes but I can remember a phone number I saw on a truck 12 years ago and the names of every character on a shitty low budget Danish TV show I watched an episode of when I was 20 and Paula from the grocery store who let me have a lot of cheese samples when I was 1 year old.

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>>36165369
Is my schizophrenic waifu innocent or a slut? Blease respond.

>>36159297
Everybody can do that, OP

>>36166703
>yellow personality
You callin me yelleh?

I can roleplay on a watercoloring vietnamese chopstick crafting website by pretending to have superpowers i dont have

>>36159297
I can top that.
>i can identify every family member on how they put the key into the door lock
Call it survival instinct. Abuse sharpened my senses by 3,000,0000,000 times.

>>36167268
Holy shit, this is a new tier of autism.
How do you tell them apart? Any particular things that stick out?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tewyWgTOFj
this is my rape alarm

>>36159625
I hate the second one, it'll come and go in waves for me. Like i'll be doing something and next thing I know I feel wind and feels sorta like im in a bit more responsive vr for lack of a better term. P spoopy.

>>36167342
I hear out how fast and firm they're pushing the key and turning it in the lock. My father is the easiest to distiguish since he just brutalizes the lock, you can hear his recklessness and not-give-a-fuck-attitude. My mom and both sisters on the other hand are different in subtle ways. My mother start to open the door a little gentle but then gets a little aggressive but not rough. One sister opens it rather fast and energetic, with an aggressive undertone, and the other one opens it rather gently but a little rough on the handling.

Needless to say how they open the door lock says everything about their character. Like I said, I evolved this senses because I live with the enemy since I exist.

>>36167467
Kek, anon this made me smile

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>>36167545
You, sir, are amazing.

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>>36159297
>>i can identify every family member by the sound of their footsteps
I think that's a pretty normal phenomenon if you live with someone for long enough. It's probably just a matter of whether or not it's subconscious or you actually realize it.

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>>36167605
Thank you. I always thought something like that would be normal if you lived with your family. apparently it's not. So, the all the abuse gave me some advantages, eh? Kill me.

>>36167086
waifu a slut

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>>36167595
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tRxX9iJ9re
yay :)

>>36160507
you might have healing abilities anon

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>>36159297
When I lived with my parents I could identify the sound of my dads car at a great distance driving down into the valley where I lived.

When I skipped school I used this a warning sign to leave the house and go into the woods outback and pretend I wasn't home, when the car left I would come back into the house.

>one day they didn't leave and had called the cops to look at me I had rused them so hard.

>tfw I waited in the woods for 9 hours playing rayman 2 on my ds poorly, with freezing hands.

also yes I also have the footstep ability.

>>36167941
also I have the opposite of autism, I can read emotions extremely well and often use this for devious purpose.

I can read exactly what they're thinking, it's like I'm seeing the world through their eyes and my own at the same time, and I can tear them apart mentally using this ability.

this is why i have no friends.

I'm able to subtly emulate other people's personalities and layer them underneath my own personality in such a way that makes it so that I basically get along well with everyone, and am very likable when I want to be. Unfortunately, this makes me very insecure around people I don't know because I dont have the experience with them to properly create those layers. Makes me a great actor, though.

>i am autistically musical, and i can recognize any pitch or chord on the piano without any reference notes

>>36167050
Yo that's really fuckin cool I wish I could do that

>>36168033
I can do this, I can use a surface personality nobody can comprehend is fake.

I've made some extremely strange friends using this superpower and learned fucking nothing because they're stupid.

>disturbing amounts of WW2 plane information
I literally don't talk to anyone

>>36163457
I can do the wart one too, thought I was alone

>>36165369
reality check asap retard.

>>36167268
>i can identify every family member on how they put the key into the door lock
This and the footsteps shit.

>>36168105
>I've made some extremely strange friends using this superpower and learned fucking nothing because they're stupid
I feel it. I've been friends with basically every archetype possible, and there's really nothing that makes them any different from each other besides surface interests.

>>36159297
I have an autistic level knowledge of U.S. history.

I can tell if a TV is on in any house even if its muted, obviously I have to step into the house.
Its my superpower.

detailed knowledge of World of Warcraft, I can remember most items, where they drop and what stats they have

detailed knowledge of guns, I can instantly recognize any gun I see

I have a girlfriend

>>36160125
Are you a femanon? One girl I know had a similar power.
One time I tried to tell herl that wearing nice clothes was pointless because nobody would remember what their friends wore a week ago. She proceeded to tell me the full details of what everyone in our class was wearing on a random day over a year ago. Somebody found a photo from that day and everyone was wearing exactly what she said. She got it right down to the shoes, watches, and accessories. That was the first time I realized women are not human.

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I can type up to 150 wpm because I spent my entire life behind a computer screen.

Normans are impressed by it at least.

The autistic part is you people don't realize most of these are normal fucking human senses

>>36168343
I can also do this. It's like there's a really clear high frequency buzz in the air or something

>>36159758
Same, except I'm proud of this skill

>>36167698
Wrong, sorry.

>>36168097
It's literally useless. Except when I study. I retain written information 50x longer than information delivered orally.

>>36163457
>can tell if someone is high or withdrawing and from which drug with a quick glance
I can do this too, in my case it's from spending years living with drug addicts

>>36165369
>occasionally get visions which eventually turn out to be true. They're usually about one or two years ahead in my life.
Mine come as dreams but they always turn out almost exactly as I dreamed. They're usually a few years away too

>>36168343
This one is not a super power. Older people can't hear the high frequency zzzzz of the tv, but it is quite apparent to dogs and younger humans.

I can tell the time and month by just looking at the suns position in the sky.

>>36159297
Literally everyone can do this, kys you're not special.

>>36168114
Hey mines all old F1 car knowledge

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I have an intense love for justice, and always know if someone I speak to is a degenerate

I have never been wrong when making this judgement

>>36168586
>Mine come as dreams but they always turn out almost exactly as I dreamed.
I get these too, usually for me its mundane shit and nothing that could save lives but I still get freaked out when it happens.

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Opposite of autistic, but I'm insanely sensitive to people's changes of emotion even through text.

More of a curse than a blessing desu.

>>36168696
I have an intense love of justice as well. I wonder if I can chanel it in a constructive way. Also, do I come off as degenerate?

>>36159297
You are just a child
>can identify every family member by by the sound of them brushing teeth
>can identify every family member by by the sound of them opening the door
>can identify every family member by by the sound of them showering
>can identify every family member by by the sound of them in the bathroom
>can identify every family member by by the sound of their breathing

>>36168782
someone who loves justice cannot be a degenerate

when you see something that triggers that feeling of "that is wrong", take action and don't worry for the consequences

revel in the joy of bringing swift justice when no one else will, even if its something small

>>36168837
I'm afraid of annoying people. It just seems like there is so much injustice in the world.

>>36159297
How is this anything special?
I can recognize most people I spend time around by the sound of their footsteps.
Different people walk differently and have different weights, being able to do this is perfectly normal. r-right?

i remember people's smells rather than their voice

>>36159758
Damn it I was going to list this one except just the headlight part
>Can identify pretty much any vehicle make by headlights
This stems from years of depressing, yet relaxing night time drives late at night, wondering if that was a police car following me, so started with memorizing crown victoria lights, dodge chargers, ford f150s, etc.

High five to you and >>36168458 though

>>36166703
I did this when I was younger. For some reason I have lost this ability.

I know who last used the bathroom by the smell of the waste products.

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>>36168898
anon think of it like this

when you see something, and think to yourself "it shouldn't be like this", think about what it should be like, then act to change it to what you feel is best

if someone is annoyed by you changing things for the better, maybe they deserved to feel shitty

i can fap with minimal movements and sound

A disturbingly detailed mental database of the NSDAP and related organizations from its inception to their abolition. (I'm not a neo-Nazi)

Oh, also 19th Century German Romantic Aesthetics.

No idea why my brain decided to obsess over these things.

>>36168114
For me it's warships.

>>36159297
I can make a super loud "tok" with my tongue. Met some people who also do it.

I can sense my twin when she's around, it's a gut feeling and it's accurate to around a city block radius.
I'm insanely good at the Armored Core games and can get through almost every battle with minimal firepower and take 0 damage. I've ranked top 10 in 2 of them online.
I have pretty great reaction speeds.

>>36165637
Same here but I think dreams are just pretty vivid you dream of something which is similar enough to the truth. But such deja-vus are still pretty cool

>>36159297
>I can retreive almost any memory even if irrelevant and stupid (does not apply to my psychological therapy peroid, parents or such)
>Can get really sneaky and silent stepping casually with almost no noise when I want to and sometimes jumpscare my friends by accident
Its commonly said that people remember the most by scent but I feel my memory is pretty sight based (even tho I have a pretty big number on my glasses)

Sorta the same but instead of identifying by footsteps I can identify people by their smell. Not just family either, pretty much everyone had their own unique scent, whether it be a mixture of their natural body oder and the usual deoderent/purfume they wear or whatever, its usually close to whatever their room smells like cause you release a whole bunch of your scent while you sleep.

>>36159297
That's just being aware of patterns. Not in the slightest autistic. Sorry OP

I have reverse autism and I constantly feel like everyone can sense everything about me from miles away. I waste hundreds of gallons of water putting all the faucets in the bathroom on full blast just to mask the noise of what I'm doing in the bathroom (even if I'm just peeing or looking at myself in the mirror or something)
When I'm in my room I constantly feel like everyone in the house can hear me and I'm being watched and judged for every movement or sound I make. It's why I don't listen to music ever in my life, even with headphones, because I feel like people can hear it and would judge me for it

>>36168343
yeah same here I could hear it from the sidewalk walking past a house, not sure if I can now since losing some hearing or if it works with lcd tvs

>always laugh when emotionally hurt
is it autism?

if you ask me in the afternoon what time I think it is, I'll say it's around 3 or 4, and it almost always. in every other aspect I'm just a normal man.

>can identify every family member based on their footsteps
>can tell if a girl if a stacy or innocent just on voice alone without even seeing the face
>20/20 hearing
>master at perspective, can tell when tensions are being created

>>36170011
Did you fugg your twin

>>36159297
Me too, but it's pretty easy if you have lived so much time with them.

I can identify all my male family members based on their cock. Don't ask me how I know

>>36165097
This is an actual autism power and your post was pretty funny too.

>>36159297
>Every time when am angry at myself, i start to punch my self. It happens all the time even on public..when somebody saw me do that im even more angry...i was at ICU several times because beating myself.
>Shit im really autist

>>36165602
Autism is literally the inability to do that.

Everybody in this thread does not even know what autism means. The saddest thing is half are psychotic and will always think that means autism.

>>36167268
Me too.
Dad-shove it in there
Mother-gentle unlocking
Brother- shady wannabe thug, so his is usually softer when opening, trying to be discreet
>>36170295
He probably has a high IQ huehuehhue
>>36168975
I can guess my co workers too
>>36167467
Thank you

>>36159297
I can see each blade of the fan, regardless of how fast it's spinning

>>36171472
Autism doesn't mean anything anymore anon.
>>36171519
Do you track the blades with eye movement?

>I can remember birthdays of people I haven't talked to in years and pretty much everyone I know.

I remembered a persons birthday who I haven't talked too since fifth grade.

whenever I'm flipping through channels and I see a old tv show where i've only seen one episode, the episode i flip to is ALWAYS the only one i've seen

>>36171575
>Do you track the blades with eye movement?
yeah i can do it with most fast spinning things.
But i physically can't keep up with my eyes at all.

I try to fingerbang an electric fan sometimes but it doesn't work. my hand can't react fast enough.

i live in a prison of meat

>>36165369
Can you also detect autism?

>>36171620
>can hardly remember my own birthday
>can remember this video of a guy running in a marathon to raise money to dig for for fossils in burkhina faso that I watched in the second grade

>>36159297
No one will believe me. I can slow down time.

>>36168727
This is what is driving me insane originality desu

>>36167050
It's physically impossible to remember anything past 3.5 years old because your temporal lobe hasn't developed enough for fully functional long term memory storage.

>>36168033
And thats why you're on r9k.

>i can tell if people are going to do something awkward in the cashier line and don't go there from 50 meters away, i see it on their clothes, the way they walk, their haircut, everything

>can sense and identify every sound and get upset by it, resulting me moving to the silent country site and getting upset about a distant sound of an saw or children screaming

If I don't try to remember something, I WILL forget it by the next day. If I try to remember, I'll have a photograph of it in my head for years.
I can tell with 100% certainty where something is a man or woman by their footsteps.
I can how much of a cunt a woman is by the sound of her voice.
I have a deep understanding of Yugioh meta and rulings but stopped playing in 2006 so I don't know anything after that.
As a small child I was able to tell when an adult was lying to me with 100% accuracy. Protip: Its ALL the time
I can tell if an anon is a woman from just a few sentences.

>If i drive somewhere once, I can do it countless times after
>dont even need street names

I can kill any thread just by posting in it

>>36173374
That's just a good sense of direction, I have this too
>>36173496
Not today faggot

>>36159297
I'm sorry OP but I'm afraid that everyone has that skill and the only autism here is that It took you so long to know that

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>>36159297
>can give people crippling headaches by thinking really hard about them

my memory is so bad that if I think about a certain situation carefully enough I will remember it later as if it actually happened to me

unfortunately it mostly just means that I think my mom called last week and disowned me or I already did my homework

Sometimes I completely forget the names of people even if I'm known them my entire life. Like I literally have to go searching for it because it's like they dropped out of the canon of my personal universe. And then I can barely recall who they are, until I "find" their name again written somewhere
Is this autism?

I do not fear death because my life is horrible

>>36160372
>Ohlookablackmanwalkingtowardme.mp3

>>36159297
>inability to stand up without stretching my entire body like an autist and sending myself dizzy through blood rushing to my head

>>36174769
No that's early onset Alzheimer's

>>36159297
I can do this too, mostly because everyone in my family have different body types which alter the weight of their steps

>>36159297
>Really good judge of character
>same one as OP
>Know a lot of useless vidya/fantasy lore

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>>36159720
You should join the biog discord.

>>36160507
>>36159771
I can do the same thing, usually. People who are sick just smell like shit.

>>36163457

>>3rd eye opening
Thats called the brown eye, Anon.

>>36169174
Having it is a burden, literally looking at a girl and realizing she is a roastie without ever meeting her is rough because sometimes you just want to live in denial.

>>36159720
You could probably make a decent following making a meme page of some sort out of it. Like: Bionicle Facts Everyday or something

>>36159625
Happens to me too but i always thought it ws kinda cool

>I can feel it when someone tries to touch me or barely touches me

>>36159720
I'm like that but with dark souls lore

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>born without the ability to feel pain
>also autistic

These two things aren't related to each but i love to pretend that they are.

I often have dreams about unimportant stuff that will happen to me like tripping on the curb or spilling my orange juice or something
I can hear extremely quiet things from far distances at all times, its annoying

>>36168033
i've done this but i use it more like a filter to stop myself from doing something autistic

>>36163457
Any tips on the wart surgery?
Freezing hurts like hell and you have to do it 3+ times

If i've talked to the person at least once i can temporarily stun them with some sudden movement but the timing is really hard to get you have to clap or some shit like that when their mindset is in a completely safezone. i've used it to rob some guy and cause my friends a panic attack.

I remember a ridiculous amount of shit about space warfare and relevant devices/materials from playing Children of a Dead Earth so much.

Sometimes I'm thinking about really weird things and i wonder if someome can hear my thoughts. If I'm targeting a particular person with my autistic head screeches they will always look my way.

can see between the line
and autistic enough to actually guess anyone's personality just by looking at their faces.

I know how to go undetected creeping on girl's social media. I used to be an expert in the myspace days. I was able to find photobuckets, tumblrs, deviantarts, and forums. All with just knowing the girl's first name. Nowadays I'm out of practice and security's better. Girls are more careful too. They use the max privacy settings instead of defaulting to public. And they won't add shady Facebook accounts. I used to make fake ones to get access to pics I only have had three girls out of like hundreds figure me out due to stupid mistakes. Getting greedy for pics. Once accidentally liking a bikini pic. And once liking a Facebook note.

I can swallow spaghetti for 2-3 seconds straight and launch it out of my mouth and onto my plate/table just by using a combination of manipulating my throat muscles and creating a vacuum in my throat that makes shit in my throat come up to my mouth

Usually spit alot of muccus onto the table when I do this aswell.

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>>36168343
you arent alone m8 i have that skill too