ITT: Embarrassing Sexual Experiences

>>36158675
nice one chad normalstein
now fuck right off

>>36158675
fucking normie who do you think you are coming to r9k with such stories? you got hit in the head when you were a boy or what?

>>36158675
>go on /r9k/ to talk about your pathetic sex stories
kys failed normie

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>be 6-8 year old me
>have neighbor girl who is a year or two older than me
>we hang out at each other's houses sometimes
>one time that I'm at her house we play spin the bottle and kiss each other on random parts of the body
>one time when she was at my house we hid behind some furniture and I licked her pussy/ass

Wew lad shit was crazy. Wish I could go back to those times with the knowledge I have now. this makes me not kissless, right?)

>>36158675
>ITT: Embarrassing Sexual Experiences

Hmmmm.....
>highschool years
>sitting next to a girl i know likes me
>she tries her subtle messages, i intercept them
>afraid to commit in case i am wrong
>she has enough of this shit
>literally unzips my pants and smiles
>i smile back and zip my pants, don't want the teacher to see
>she unzips my pants again and leaves her hand on my thigh
>i zip myself, say this isn't the place for such games
>she massages my semi hard penis through my pants
>bell rings and she tells me she will go wash her hands
>i don't go after her because i think this is some trap set to humiliate me
>she comes back 10 minutes later angry
>moves away from me and never sits next to me
>fucks the bully in a few months and throws me evil looks while he chews her lip in school

Having my penis touched through two layers of cloth counts as sexual, right?

>no one calling out OP on his underageness

damn this board is literally populated with children. maybe it's time to go

>>36158950
>people are ignoring this thread so it doesn't get attention
>some newfag gets mad that people aren't bumping his thread to call him underage thus giving OP attention and recognition that his thread exists
>inb4 just Sage it bro
He would still get a reply even though it wouldn't bump his thread. Better to let this shit die at 0 replies, newfag.

>>36158675
>almost 29 me
>never had sex

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>>36158675

The closest I ever got to a "sexual experience" was when a girl tapped me on my shoulder to ask about an assignment we were set.

>>36158950
>it happened when he was 17
>he's been friends with the woman for a year now

hmmmmmm

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Do robots actually believe OP's story happened? Is this what you guys think actually happens at parties? Random hot girls just walk in and say shit like "whoever wins this next game of beer pong gets a blowjob?" I mean this is obviously bait for replies, but you guys are just playing along, you don't actually believe this happened, right? Right?

>>36158675
Fucking normie.

why do you assholes feel like your welcome here? where do you get this sense of belonging from?

>>36159229

Idk man, america is easily the most degenerate country on earth. They started the rampant waves of degeneracy in western europe.

America is a country where women get upset about "slut-shaming" which just pretty much proves how degenerate it really is.

>>36159305
Europeans have almost zero public nudity laws. Women on their beaches go topless a lot. Public sex is allowed. In America none of these things are true.

I've been to parties. Nothing like this ever happens. People might hook up and even have sex in a room upstairs with the door locked, but nothing like this ever happens. And only the crazy feminists in America get upset about "slut-shaming." The vast majority of the American public doesn't really care.

Where do you get your news from, Breitbart or TheRebel?

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>Be 18 years old me
>Somehow get a gf for a couple months
>We are 69'ing on my bed
>About the cum
>I tell her I will cum soon
>She acknowledges that I can bust in her mouth
>almost there
>fucking dad knocks on the door and says "you guys hungry?"
>She freaks out, puts her clothes on
>I get pissed, and blue balls
>Don't even get to skeet that night
>She breaks up with me shortly after

>>36159395

> Public sex is allowed

It's only allowed if nobody catches you :^)
>zero public nudity laws
Maybe in nudist beaches

>>36159600
All those public nudity shots are in Europe. They don't get arrested.

>>36159229
>>36158950
I didn't even read the OP beyond
>embarrassing sex stories

>>36158675
leave chad

you're not wanted here go get upvotes rsther than (you)s here

>>36159629

That's because they're usually done on private property.

Why should the law dictate what you have to wear on your own private property?

>>36159754
Plenty of those public nudity shots are in cities of Germany or Czech.

>getting handjob
>still not close to cumming even after 30 minutes
>too nervous about being caught to concentrate
>also asked for a blowie and she refused
>tell her to stop, go to stand up
>suddenly get the worst cramps in my legs ever
>like really fucking painful to the point where I'm wracked in pain and can't speak
>she panics and thinks she's broken my dick or something

>>36159841

Still doesn't disprove my statement.

Faketaxi got in a lot of legal trouble when someone noticed that they did a shot in a public car park.

>>36159921
Just hop onto a site called "public disgrace" . com for a minute or two. It'll disprove your entire argument. All of these scenes are shot in Europe.

>>36159229

I don't believe it.


>>36159280

They don't have a sense of belonging, they have a sense of it being fun to trigger robots; and if you would just ignore them, they'd go away.