I have a trick for talking to girls that will help you

>>36158101
Screenshots or it didn't happen.
If you can't show us, then one of the following happened:

1. You lie
2. You got unmatched because of that

>>36158101
>I've been doing it on Tinder and it's like I've unlocked some sort of easy mode. I'm happy to help my autist friends.
I need some example of conversation.

>>36158101
> accent
> Tinder

Fock off m8

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>>36158304
tldr i get her number she wants my dick

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>>36158323
this is one example theres a few more

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>>36158323
That spacing. My eyes hurt

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>>36158340
then i didnt txt her cause i had a wank

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i thought just /tv/ autists had feet fetishes but apparently girls do too

>>36158380
That's a dude nigguh

>>36158380
Fake and gay
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>>36158101
OP im a doctor and i can safely say you have autism

try using direct quotes from the movies, I bet they wouldnt notice

>>36158340

Reading this shit is giving me cancer and aids. Why are whores so stupid?

>>36158101
typing shit online vs talking to them in person.
Oh god you're going to spill so my spaghetti if you ever meet up in person

>>36160102
Becuase everyone is stupid. Its just that when you have selection bias and only choose to deal with non retards do you begin to think most people arent retards, when they are.

>>36160106
I had to do it over the phone and another girl got really wet and wants to meet up. I think if it were irl I'd just pause before speaking more. Lots of guys pause before speaking, but lots more just blurt out the first thing they think of. I don't think pausing would make much difference.

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This is crazy enough to workk

>>36158101
What if I have a South London accent even stronger than his?

>>36160369
Mate, only the crazy ones work

>see I just statham'd you

I know you dont believe me but just give it a go, its worked every single fucking time

>>36160421
Its attitude not accent sorry mate

>>36158101
The first thing I did when I started reading this was do the accent out loud.

Then I kept reading and decided I'm a failure and doing that will make my life worse

>>36160444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSodvRnD3Qc

This is our God now

>>36158101
eh I prefer him in crank

>>36158101
I guess I have to watch that movie sometime soon.

Practice here lads, get your reps in, before you know it you'll be hearing his accent in your brainmachines

>>36158101
>JUST TALK LIKE ONE OF THE PRIME CHADS OF OUR TIMELINE
>IT'S SO EASY BROS
Fucking retard.

>>36160649
its literally improv and you have a template

fucking retard, not our fault youre a dumbcunt stoogepigeon

youve never done an impersonation before you fucking retard?

>>36160698
"Just be someone else" is the only advice worse than "just be yourself"

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This sounds like it might actually work. And the fact that I'm playing a character may give me the detachement I need to keep a cool head.
Am I grossly mislead?

This got me thinking, I'm quite decent at impersonating people, I've done it before, mostly for comedic purposes. It takes a bit of time and practice to get into a character but it's possible.

>>36160785
Putting on an act to make someone like you for what you're pretending to be, rather what you really are, isn't just extremely exhausting, it's also frustrating and not in the least satisfying.

>>36160755
this is what i started thinking after i read a bunch of posts in this thread. it's essentially what you're doing.

it sucks that women want you to be a LARPer and an actor in order to find you attractive.
meanwhile, i'm seeing fat women with skinny, handsome dudes.

>>36160841
>it sucks that women want you to be a LARPer
No they want you to be the real deal. As soon as they find out it is merely and act, which WILL happen, their vaginas dry up like the Atacama Desert. They might even fling large amounts of shit at you for wasting their time and deceiving them.

>>36160832
>improv comics are dying at a rapid pace

your spastic autism is wrong, its very easy to create a character and make a performance

>>36160832
>>36160841
It's either that or never getting with girls. The magical nawalt that loves you for being a passive introverted sperg doesn't exist.

>>36161100
she can pretend to love you if youre rich

>>36160932
>your spastic autism is wrong
O-okay.
>>36161100
>It's either that or never getting with girls.
I prefer the latter after putting on acts for almost a decade. It's not worth it.

>>36160929
yeah LARPer then you transition into Chad, which is the real deal for them. Chad LARPing as a gamer nerd is a popular one.

>>36161100
it goes beyond women. i can barely pretend for guys too. i'm not buddy buddy with dudes, if i don't like you, i don't fucking like you and i'm going to show it, aka, one of my managers at work right now.

>>36161311
>yeah LARPer then you transition into Chad
>Fake it till you make it
and forget who you are. That's how you throw yourself in an identity crisis, character building cannot be skipped.

>>36161386
anyone ever told you youre a real buzzkill mate