>tfw gf has fleas

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>>36157374
Imagine trying to kiss that dog on the lips and having it bite you in the face with that one long tooth going into an eyeball.

>>36157491
This

Dogs can't be robots they're too social

have you ever actually had fleas? it's some shit, dude. I accidentally smoked one once. no joke.

>>36158793
Several times

I became a pro at killing them, pinch and roll

>tfw walk to the bathroom in the morning and can feel them hopping onto your bare legs for breakfast

>>36158869
fingernail and floor tiles was my method. gave a nice satisfying pop.