ITT: Times you missed obvious hints

OP, what does the image mean

>>36156047
it means robots are deep intelligent thinkers and normies are shallow sheep

>>36156082
Did you go out of your way to do something but nobody noticed?

>>36156112
no
oreganocommentoriginalthoughtgenuine

>tfw last shower feels thread got deleted
Why cant I discuss how good it feels to shower with my fellow anons?

>>36156142
You sound kind of hurt
Are you sure you're alright?

>>36156082
Okay.

OP, why aren't there Vulpix in FireRed but there are Growlithes in LeafGreen? That's extremely unfair, especially since it is FIRERED. Does Nintendo think I actually have friends to trade with? This predicament sucks

>>36156287
I mean in LeafGreen you have both but in FireReonly Growlithe

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>>36156032
>Girl I met in high school
>I was kinda into her, but she had a boyfriend for literally the entire time I saw her every weekday (2+ years) so nothing happened
>A year or so later she messaged me on Facebook, I can't remember what it was exactly but it was a short exchange of sentences which ended with her saying I could talk to her any time something bothered me
>At the time I thought she wasn't being serious so I never talked to her again
>I think I bumped into her irl two times in the 4+ years after this occured and she was surprised to see me
>I always got the vibe that she didn't actually want to be talking to me so I would excuse myself after not really saying anything
>mfw I regretted this every day for years but slowly accepted I missed out and will never get another situation handed to me like that ever again
>mfw it could have just been her reaching out to me in desperation from having exhausted her list of choice guys and I was literally the last guy she wanted to be with

>me in highshool
>every stacy hits on me
>do nothing
>turn 30
>bald
>wear nike/livestrong clothes all the time
>every single mom hits on me
what the hell happened

>19
>in New York City
>flew in from Detroit and had a night to spend before jetting away to Istanbul for my first summer abroad
>sitting on a step in Union Square staring up at big buildings
>homeless guy comes and convinces me to play chess with him
>he's surprisingly good but I end up winning
>some girl comes and sits near me
>starts a conversation about I-can't-remember
>I tell her that I'm flying to Amsterdam and Istanbul in the morning and will be traveling around the Middle-East and India until the end of August
>she talks a bit about her own travels and then says she wants to talk more but has to go home to let her dog out or something
>stresses that she has nothing to do for the rest of the day but is about to go home
>I autistically say, "I'll leave you to it," express my pleasure at meeting, and wander off

>tfw still have her "wait, what the fuck is this guy doing?" look as I shake her hand and walk away instead of at least asking for her number

Ah well. Wound up losing my virginity within a week to a K*rd who didn't speak English anyway.

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One time a girl that was into me hugged me, coming up from behind, while I was squatting over my locker (bottom row locker).
I turned around and bert-stared her because I thought it was weird. I didn't say anything.

>>36156318
I'm not sure why you're bothered by this one. She was a pump and dump, at best.
You know yourself that she worked down a list of guys and you were not a priority.
Women really do like to keep back-up plans around. If they want you to be their man they will lose the guy they are with.

>>36156247
I'll never ever be okay ever again.

>>36156287
No one has friends they expect you to buy two handhelds and both games.
Because even if you did have friends it'd be much easier just to trade yourself.

If I missed any hints they sure as shit were not obvious.

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>>36156512
This is why I'll never have a Gengar

>some years ago, high school
>doing summer work, hating my life
>school's nearly abandoned
>share this horrendous task with some girl
>kind of annoying, but qt as fuck
>somehow spend most of my time with her
>never thought she was interested
>having a coke during a break
>she asks to have some
>keeps teasing me about it
She teased my so much, I'm fairly certain she wanted some

Now in uni
>finished exam
>waiting for the green light to get up and turn in our stuff
>talking to friends
>look to my left, qt asian has been looking at me
>gives me a smile
>i autistically look away
>she never so much as glances at me
Life is pain

>>36156492
Did something bad happen between you and someone close? I want to ameliorate your life.

>>36156032
>girl in highschool was really into me but I was too retarded
>she ended up asking me out on a date, nothing happened
>went out two more times then she realized i was a hopeless case
>cry everytime

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>Be senior in High School
>Be incredibly edgy fuck
>Don't give a shit about friends or girls or any of that shit, just want to sit in my room and make music or play World of Warcraft
>Despite this I wasn't terrible looking, this was before my hairline imploded. I was in good shape because my parents made me play sports.
>Work shitty high school wage slave job
>Have coworker who was very hot, but former fatty so she grow up with Chad perpetually on her
>She was into cringy pop punk bands so she probably thought I was trying to be like that
>She would always strike up conversations with me, saying shit like "Anon, did you know 50% of women can't get off without direct clitoral stimulation?"
>One time our shifts ended at the same time and she followed me around for an hour afterwards talking to me.
>Give half-interested responses until she says "Okay well I'm gonna go now"

Looking back I probably could have had something there, but it doesn't bother me because I'm still an edgy fuck who doesn't give a shit about that and just wants to sit in his bedroom and play video games.

>>36156032
>in college
>a night event or idk
>my oneitis was working there, all alone
>she told me she is now single
>keep talking about how lonely she felt
>a normie and his gf came to talk to us
>they just say hi, the girl is actually kinda rude
>when they left us alone again she said 'well... the girl didn't even said hello properly, i guess that doesn't matter if you are cute, huh?'
>i replied with 'i don't think so, after all you are cuter than her'
>(fuck nigga, what are you doing?)
>she looks confused at first but then smiles
>'you are just being nice cause i feel alone, and i have to say thanks'
>she kissed me on the cheek and grabbed my hand in front of all the people there
>(please don't act like a sperg, this is normal, don't get your hopes up)
>keep talking about shit in general, sports, music, anyway, apparently her mom wasn't at home cause an aunt of her got sick (and dad is dead)
>'say, Anon, don't you think it's kinda dangerous going home alone at night, I have no money and I don't want to take the bus, so...'
>'do you need money for a cab? ok'
>she looked me like 'are you for real?'
>'ohh, sorry, i get it, i wait with you till the taxi comes, ok?'
>she released my hand and said 'you know what? i think i have money, don't you have to go somewhere or idk, leave?'
>'o-ok, bye'
she didn't even say bye; after i left i realised i was a retard and went to pick her up but she wasn't there anymore, apparently her turn was over more than an hour ago but she stayed there only for me. A normie friend of her told me she was actually interested in me for a while but i'm pretty sure he was just mocking me

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All my life, i don't get 95% of the jokes nor understand what the fuck someone is talking about when they suddenly start making small talk on public with me.

>high school trip to Rome
>At shitty hotel
>Long lines before the showers
>One girl standing in line starts talking to me when I walk past
>Haha, these lines take forever Anon, you should join me in line so we can take a shower together
>Don't realize she means together as in together in one shower stall
>Tell her that I took a shower earlier when it was still clean and quiet

>End up sucking some guy's dick later that night

>>36156032
>girl likes me I joke around and call her retarded and ruin it
>girl likes me I brag too much about my education and ruin it
>self reflect on my life and become less autistic
>girl likes me and I call her by her friends name once passing her in the halls and ruin it
>girl likes me in highschool and instead of talking to her I sleep everyday in class and ruin it
I'm a robot through and through, I really wish I could feel normie feels I just dont want a girlfriend why am I judged so harshly for this?

>>36156798
>nor understand what the fuck someone is talking about when they suddenly start making small talk on public with me.
This is the WORST. I work in retail and the majority of attempts at smalltalk come from the elderly and I never know what the fuck they want from me and I make them repeat themselves, still don't understand and so I'll just go back to stocking shelves and hope they go away.

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Small talk is rude as fuck. People just come up and bother you assuming you want to have an awkward, uninteresting conversation with a stranger. And if you make it known you don't want to talk to them, somehow you're the asshole.

> girl comes up to me at lunch break and says ' my friend likes u anon'

I say 'I doubt that ' and walked away. The girl who liked me got a bf a week later.


Tfw when im now 21 yo khv desu neet

>>36156974
Small talk is like normie test. Sure you can have a job and drive, but if you can't rapid fire answer vapid questions and seem interested you're not really a normie.

>>36156700
Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

Still,
>tfw no weird at will ever get obsessed with you and follow you around
It'd be nice to know what that's like, I guess.

>>36156869
Elderly people are often just lonely. Just try and talk to them so you can train your social skills.

>>36156974
>Small talk is rude as fuck. People just come up and bother you assuming you want to have an awkward, uninteresting conversation with a >stranger. And if you make it known you don't want to talk to them, somehow you're the asshole.

just know that when you get sad again. and all hurt inside with no one to talk to, it's your own damn fault because you couldn't take the time to be a kind human being.
>waah don't talk to me
>waah if only someone would talk to me

>>36157082
But nothing they say makes sense so I can't even respond properly

And god damn can't they go bother literally anyone else but the local autist?

>>36157085
Nice projection faggot-san

>high school
>girl who clearly into me sits right next to me in gym
>loudly exclaims she wants a boyfriend to her friend
>continue my thousand yard stare until she goes away

all my encounters are like this

>>36157140
These people don't have internet, all they have is a newspaper, a radio, a television and a phone. They probably use that phone plenty to call their relatives who are also annoyed by them. If they do leave the house you are most likely the first person they talk to in days.

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>start hs in different city
>don't know anyone in entire school
>always arrived early to classes since i commuted
>about five other kids in my class did as well
>was always a sperg so i would sit by myself and do nothing/act busy
>one of the girls would often sit next to me before classes
>she was always nice and behaved like we were long time friends already
>she was a tomboy so I wasn't all that scared of her, we had a lot in common
>she always laughed at my jokes, and i wasn't even trying to impress anyone with them
>my jokes were rather lame, just a form of coping mechanic i suppose
>at one point during hs she changed her desk from one across the classroom to the one in front of me
wanted to ask her to prom but some guy from her town beat me to it, probably for the best
i would only fuck this up anyway
never had the balls to ask her out

also she got really hot at one point
like from average 5 to a solid 8 or 9 within two years

>>36157140
>can't they go bother literally anyone else but the local autist?
Fucking this.
I'm the quiet, stuttering, antisocial guy but those people still seem to gravitate towards me and try to communicate with me. Then you can see the frustration when they're not getting what they want out of me.

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Brook wrote on your Timeline.
Oct 06, 2010 6:58pm
do u still have my name on ur hand?....im feeling the violation. u better not be looking at it!!!!!!

I was to autistic to realise she wanted my penis

>>36157195
The only way you're getting conversation out of me is to discuss video games, I can't talk about dumb boring shit which is 99% of smalltalk.
It makes me feel like a dick but it's my nature.

>>36157304
What video game are you mostly playing right now, anon?

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>Anon I'm cold hug me
>Anon come to my house to drink something
>Sorry I don't drink
>Anon grab my ass
>surely she's joking
>Anon let me take your virginity
>surely she's also joking
>Anon let's go somewhere
Holy shit I'm so oblivious I really don't get any of this shit until like 2 years later when I start putting the pieces together. I don't really because girls scare me

>that time that girl you wanted nothing to do with kept pushing because she thought you were oblivious
lmao

>>36157360
Going between Zelda Breath of the Wild and Final Fantasy Tactics right now

FFT puts me to sleep though, I passed out playing at 7PM last night. Good game but damn it needs a warning label.

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I'm not sure if this was a hint or not.
>senior year of high school
>girl I shared a few class with over the years always smiles and waves at me
>eventually start talking to her
>autistic as fuck so I end up confessing to her at the end of the year
>she tells me that she's not good enough for me and that I wouldn't really like getting to know her better
>shrug it off and try to forget about her
>next year, go to community college
>hear my name while walking through the parking lot once, it's her
>she starts texting me every couple of days for the next two weeks
>I reply hesitant and short answers
>she asks if I want to meet her for lunch one day
>decide to humour her and go
>show up and she's not there
>text her five after our agreed meeting time asking what's up
>she calls almost crying saying that she's sorry she missed it, she got carried away in some school thing, but asked if I'd meet her in two hours
>I decide to give her the benefit of the doubt and trust her and agree to meet later
>go back two hours later and she's there
>we talk over lunch, then she asks if I want to go get coffee
>I say sure, we go to a nearby shop and talk for a few more hours before she says she has to go home for dinner
>say goodbye and walk away
>never heard from her again, never contact her again
I still don't know if she wanted to see me more or not.

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>>36156600
this is the hardest feel that ever hit me on this site
I wanted that Gengar so fucking bad
I got it on an emulator in highschool with gameshark codes but it wasn't the same
why didn't I ever have friends

>in middle school
>class Stacy cones up to me says this girl likes me
>look at the girl
>covering her face
>I ignore because they're obviously making fun of me
Next year
>running 5km during PE
>group of girls run past me including the girl who liked me
>literally grabs my ass
>noone notices
>she's just making fun of me r-r-right?

>>36156032
>In P.E. back in highschool
>just standing around waiting for it to end
>this one girl I liked walked up to me
>flat out tells me, "you should talk to people more often, then you could get a girlfriend, like me."
>I literally, figuratively, avoid eye contact and say nothing
>she just walks away
>leaves and changes schools a year later
sometimes I just remember this and feel pain
do I deserve this?

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>>36157698
>just standing around waiting for it to end
my entire life summarized

>>36156819
did you want to shower with her?

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>>36157834
yes, I had a crush on her and she sort of knew I did.

>tfw I can still remember how she was nervously playing with her bathrobe while she asked me to shower with her

>>36157589
Console, then?
I bet you're playing FFT while lying in bed. So no surprise you'd fall asleep.

>>36156032
"hey anon, laura likes you"
>ok

Can't think of any hint more obvious. They must've thought me gay fort responding that way when the hottest girl in school likes you.

>>36157862
Oh, lad. You were so close. You could've had that shower.

>walking home downtown
>girl stops me and asks for directions to the train
>say I don't know how to get to the nearest station but if she walks with me a bit I'll point her to the one beside my house (one station down)
>she says ok
>we talk, she's new in town says she hasn't made any friends yet
>she's cute as fuck, literally like a 9.5
>conversation flows easily
>she's studying to work in pediatric care
>seems really sweet
>seems actually interested in me
>we get to the intersection where I can point out the train station
>she looks at me and asks if I was going to ride the train with her, obviously wants to keep talking

>nah this is my house

>she stands there looking at me, not turning around to go to the train just waiting for me to ask for her number
>I'm too self conscious over being a neet (those were dark times) and just say goodbye, turn around and leave

>>36157898
>ok
spoken like a true alpha

>>36157948
She could've asked you. Don't take all the blame on yourself.

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>always hope for a girl to engage in conversation with me first
>when they do it i'm unsure of how to respond and don't even notice they were coming onto me until i overthink the situation later that night while crying myself to sleep

>that time in sixth grade you stayed up all night talking to a qt redhead and the next week her friend said she really liked you, but you didn't have any feelings back then

>That time in 8th grade there was a blonde, quite, girl who you suddenly realized you loved passionately, you spent every night thinking about her for a while, you never asked her to dance and she moved schools and you never saw her again

>That time in tenth grade you took a busty qt to go see a movie but you were high the whole time and then you never talked to her again

>that time in tenth grade, you were camping, and that tall, black haired qt, that every guy in your friend group secretly wanted to fuck, the one that you had loved since the day you met her in eighth grade, the one that kept you up at night because she was so perfect- she invited you to go sleep in the forest alone with her with only a sleeping bag, but you said no and went to your friends house to play video games and you moved away in 11th grade and never saw her again

There are a lot of other times too... Thinking back, I missed a lot of opportunities to experience young love, and now I have no experience talking to girls or being in a relationship, and girls are less interested in me. Guess I will have to die a kv in ww3

>>36158298

I blame it more on what my life was like at the time. If I wasn't a self loathing neet it would have been different.

>girl in high school
>adds me on social media out of nowhere
>get on really well
>talk all the time
>we work at the same place, give her a lift if we are on the same shift
>give her a lift to school all the time
>she texts me all the time
>at one point we added "love you" at the end of every message
>didn't realise there might have been a chance
>thought this was what everyone did
>never made a move
>she even made a point of meeting up with me years later
>thought she was just being nice
>nothing ever happened
>she has a bf now
I am a fucking idiot. Wish I could go back and do things differently

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>3rd grade
>recess
>Start talking with girl I like
>She says "Everyone says it's weird when I do this" then licks her finger and touches my shirt with it
>Feel my face go red, acted like I thought it was weird and then made an excuse to get out of there

Kylie is a really pretty name. It still gives me butterflies

>>36156032
>near the end of high school in a summer camp
>walk around alone as usual
>met classmates, a boy and a girl walking together
>I have never seen them alone together
>ask them if I could accompany them
>they say yes
>we don't talk but it doesn't bother me
>highschool ends
>a few years later i hear the same girl and guy marries have a family and live happily together
Later I met them accidentally and they thanked me for being clueless and bothered them that day. He wanted to ask her out and she was ready to refuse, but since I was there they postponed the talk and the girl changed her mind.

>implying anyone ever wanted to do anything with me

>>36156377
would've done exactly the same thing anon

>>36156032
>when you got the hints, but still didn't act, afraid that its a trap meant to humiliate you

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>be 20
>group project in college
>group of 4, 2 girls and 2 guys including me
>one girl lives close to me so we decide to work on the project together
>I barely focus on the work, think about fucking her the entire time
>done working for the night
>already dark outside, decide to walk her back to her car
>she has to pay the parking meter
>fishes for coins in her pockets
>as she takes her hand out of her pocket some plastic wrapper falls out
>I immediately pick it up
>it's a condom
>hand it back to her
>she mumbles that she bought it in case WE were going to have sex
>rather than making the offer right there, I tell her not to worry about it and that I wont tell anyone

>>36159726
Should have asked her right the next day desu

>>36160031
I want to ask her on a date, but I dont want to do it out of the blue.

>be 16 in college
>really sweet, kind qt always seems happy to see me
>she always smiles at me and says hello
>selectivemutism.png
>never say a word to her, just smile back
>one day we're working together and she touches my arm and asks if I have a gf
>"n...n..no"
>she just smiles and continues her charade

Those were dark days. I look back on it now wondering how I was so oblivious. It's strange because so many qts tried to hit on me that year and ever since then no girl has shown interest in me.

>>36159708
That happened to me at a bar. This girl complained that I didn't say hi to her when my group walked in. Nobody said anything so I was confused. She tried to talk more, but she was with a guy, so I was convinced she was drunk/trying to make of me and I made an excuse to leave.

>middle school
>end up sitting next to girl in two different classes.
>sort of knew her but not that well
>start talking
>talking becomes joking becomes teasing/flirting
>develop crush
>she gives me crap for having to act out a scene in English class from a play that involves kissing
>mfw I don't see she's jealous
>one day during the first of three classes (we only sat next to each other in two) see her and friend talking to each other and looking in my general direction
>later in class the friend asks out loud (quite loud) if my crush would miss her ex who had moved away
>suddenly she turns to me and says oh that's right anon's your husband now! Isn't that what you said this morning?"
>girl is laughing/embarrassed
>lose spaghetti and shut down.exe
>Don't even remember my response
>mfw girls conspired to make it obvious for me to make a move and I sperg out.

>>36156318
>I always got the vibe that she didn't actually want to be talking to me so I would excuse myself after not really saying anything

if i ever got that vibe from a girl i'd avoid her at all costs. I'm not quite sure why you think about her still

>>36157039

She didn't like you anon, it was probably just some cruel joke to get you to walk up to her so she could reject and humiliate you so she could feel good about herself for a while.

At least that's what happened to me.

>>36156032
There was a girl one or two grades above me in high school who I initially met because we were both TA's (high school TA's, not education majors) and she left her post around when I entered the school through the classroom. She uniformly waved and said hi when I walked by her in the hall, and greeted me both times when I met her in college (we both went to the same large state school).

I presumed she was simply a bubbly person.

>>36157608
It hit me really hard when I was replaying FireRed, I liked Gengar so much on the show. Nintendo is cruel.

>can't recall any times I missed hints
>not sure if this means I'm really that dense or if I'm just undesirable, or both

>>36160891
aaah but why do they always do it like this?
its ok if she doesnt want to ask you directly bc shes also scared, but why not when the three of you are alone and not in class

>middle school, sixth grade
>like this girl, she's kind of thirsty af though, always looking for a new bf
>school year ends, she somehow finds out my AIM username and messages me
>message each other throughout the entire summer break
>one day she straight up asks me if I wanted to go out with her
>say no, she was moving schools anyway
>starts crying and asks me why I rejected her and my reply was "I just don't want to"
>never speak again

>still middle school, 7th grade now
>crushing on a different girl
>one of the hottest girls in school, always in demand but doesn't have a BF
>she's in all of my classes so we become friends over time
>we're kind of flirty with each other, she goes out of her way to sit next to me at lunch most of the time, always giving me hugs and saying i'm a great guy
>one day she comes up and asks me to buy her a bottle of water or some shit
>buy it for her, she thanks me and gives me a kiss on the cheek, my reaction is to just smile at her and say your welcome like a retard
>whatever, things get kind of awkward the rest of the year and the year ends

>8th grade
>same girl, let's say girl A, still have a majority of our classes together
>start talking again
>friends for some reason (tbf they didn't know I liked girl A) start making up rumors about how I like her best friend (girl B)
>girl A starts talking to me less and less
>school switches all of my classes around after the first quarter, have no classes with her anymore
>stop talking, she gets a BF that she's still with to this very day

>>36162754
>eventually move on the HS
>girl B becomes my oneitis throughout the 4 years
>she has a bf tho so never make a move
>bf cheats on her, finally begin making my move once she's single and we get really close but I never have the balls to ask her out or anything
>continues into senior year
>she always asks me why I never go to all the stupid school dances (because I'm a fag with no social skills, only realize years later she was waiting for me to ask her to go with me to these dances)
>class dinner comes up, don't want to go but she convinces me
>we sit across from each other and talk and eat throughout the night, kind of feels like a date
>take her home, she says she had a great time and would love to do it again sometime, I just say "y-yeah, see you tomorrow" and drive off
>one day it's early release, we're working together on some classwork
>she asks me what I'm going to do after school, say nothing probably just go home
>she says she's probably going to the movies to watch Furious 7 and asks if I've already seen it
>I usually never go to the movies but I actually did this time and watched it when it came out
>"Yeah I did"
>"Oh......was it good?"
>"Yeah it was good you'd enjoy it" (I actually hated it)
>don't realize that she was obviously asking me to go with her until a couple of days later

>>36162795
>too pussy to ask her to prom when that time comes around, she ends up going with some random dude she didn't even like
>fast forward to graduation
>entire graduation class is divided up in this long ass hallway while everything is getting ready for the ceremony
>eventually find her and she insists we take a bunch of pictures together
>figured this would be the perfect time to ask her out for lunch or something over summer before we go our seperate ways
>still too much of a bitch to do anything
>don't see her again after graduation ceremony
>she goes away to do summer term so don't even have the chance to meet up with her
>haven't seen her since
>pictures still put a smile on my face after all these years
>have her on insta and realize she's probably getting fucked by chads every weekend

Sorry for the long posts, frankly don't give a shit about the middle school experiences but the HS days still make me hate myself for being such a retard

>>36156781
You dodged a bullet there mate.
If she flips out over you misunderstanding her vague hints then she's probably one of the crazies.

>tfw junior in high school
>only a couple weeks left in the year
>qt nerdy girl a year above me starts talking to me out of nowhere
>we spend the whole class period talking about music, cartoons, etc.
>have had no luck with women up to this point
>too scared to make a move
>she probably was too
>missed out on a summer romance

Now I'm 20 and have still never had a girlfriend :)

>be in uni, work as a TA helping students in lab
>qt Chinese girl comes in during all of my shifts and constantly asks questions
>lots of people did this so it seemed normal
>next semester she's in one of my classes somehow
>she's always trying to sit near me and be in my groups
>when she's giving presentations in class she keeps glancing at me and stuttering
>I considered that maybe she was into me but I told myself I was overthinking it
>on graduation day another Chinese kid tells me that she has a huge crush on me
>he gives me her number and says I need to send her a photo to help her find our graduation location
>I send the photo and he says not to text her anymore because she would get mad at him
>months later realize he meant for me to contact her despite him saying that
>by then I was living too far away to come and meet her
>by now she's probably back in china

Jesus christ you cunts are even more normie than me. Only maybe briefly talked to a dozen girls who were not family over my life time. Now I'm in uni doing engineering with 0 chance of raising that number. All I ever get is a rare side way clance. Just end my existance already.

>High on molly
>My gorgeous 9/10 uni flatmate is also high
>We start getting off
>Leave together and go back to our flat
>She tells me she's locked out of her room
>"Well you can stay in mine if you want" ;)

Oh wait no I'm retarded so I called campus security to open her door for her instead. She sat there with this kind of embarrassed/amused look on her face that I couldn't figure out until I was on my own.

In my defense she had a boyfriend and I was pinging so I didn't really think we were gonna bang.

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>>36163370
>Anyone who has it slightly better is a normie

One weekend in college started making out with some girl and almost went back with her. At one point one of her friends says "She doesn't want it" and she asks what her friend said so I tell her and she replies "That's not true." She ended up being really indecisive though and I just let her go and went to the bars. I think at that point her friends might have been giving the whole "you deserve to be able to be a ho if you want to" speech, might have just been wishful thinking though on my part. They said this as I was leaving for the bars. Next weekend she comes up to me as I'm walking through the same house and asks if I remember her. I know I should remember who she is but I don't, so I just tell her "sorry, no idea." and walk away and realize an hour later.

>>36163911
Also, the girl had some weak looking dude with her and I was one of the more strong and athletic people on the college lacrosse team so who knows I might have had sex for the first time and cucked someone in the same night if I had remembered what she looked like.

>girls in high school were into me
>some were passive agressive about it and called you ugly or shit like that
>complex got even worse
>shaped myself into a lonely autist to avoid anyone calling me that
Fucking bitches , why cant they just say everything like normal people.

>>36157698
you did deserve it, did your shyness stop you? dont worry this happened to me in senior year i feel you

I am positive that a girl has never flirted with me or liked me, the pros of being a ugly manlet, girls don't even look at you

>in highschool
>in geography class
>sit next to girl
>crush went home sick earlier
>girl next to me suddenly gets really angry and aggressive with me and blames me for crush going home sick
>not in the mood for this bullshit and tell her to shut the fuck up
>don't talk to her for a week
>tell someone that girl is a bitch and tried to blame me for crush going home sick
>"But Anon [crush] was obviously trying to ask you out, she went home sick because you turned her down"
>"Why did you turn her down, Anon!?"

I have no actual idea when or how she supposedly tried to ask me out on a date.

>>36162677
No clue senpai. I was struggling just getting up the courage before the incident. The whole situation doomed me. Of course that's the closest I've gotten.

>>36156287

Fire red has Growlithe/Arcanine, the better fire type. Ninetails was only worth a damn in gen 5.

>>36164743
men in a nutshell

Have any of you autists ever read "As You Like It" by Shakespeare?

It starts with a wrestling match between the reigning champion who has killed or maimed his last few opponents or something like that, very scary; versus the up and coming plebe guy.

There are a couple noble ladies there, one is a princess I think and when the plebe throws the champion they get a bit flirty with him, but he, like so many guys itt is too much of an autist to do anything.

It is so funny and well-written that I laughed probably more painfully than anything I have ever read and stopped reading there because I hated the fact that somebody other than me had written something like that.

>>36165762
Men under the age of 18-20 in a nutshell. Above that age they easily pick up on it. Men and women dont mature in the same way.

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>missed
But I never missed them. I was too afraid to act on their advances.