Any black metal bots around these parts? Get in here

I am not metal but i have a slayer t shirt

Does that count

>>36155912
You're close

>>36155912
Also i forgot to mention, i am not black either

Any general metal listeners here? I just discovered Intervals this weekend, amazing stuff.

metal is gay

there's only a few good black metal
albums though

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>>36155902
Faceapp was a mistake

>>36155902
Who here
>Immortal
>Dimmu Borgir
>Destroyer 666

In otherwords,who doesn't actually like black metal but instead likes all of its cross genre derivatives

black metal bot here. favourite band is burzum and im currently listening to the shadowthrone album by satyricon

>>36155912
>>36155927
kek
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>>36155902
burzum
mayhem
morbid ftw

I got kind of bored with BM because of how stale it became, but I still enjoy Mgla, Svartidaudi and Saor from time to time
Also "metalheads" are not only normies, theyre also dumb as hell

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I used to be a guy who only listened to metal. Now I listen to a bunch of genres, mostly post-rock and classical, but I still love me some Gojira and Insomnium and occasionally Burzum.

>>36155902
yup
my top albums are:
Bathory - Bathory
Mayhem - Deathcrush
Burzum - Filosofem
Bathory - Blood Fire Death
Darkthrone - A blaze in the northern sky

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I'm still excited from the Dark Days of Stockholm (festival).

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>>36155902
Reporting in.
Though a lot of what I enjoy is DSBM and "atmoshit"

This album wasn't as good as I was expecting. 6 years!

>>36157609
The DSBM scene is the most alive BM subset today locally which says a shitload of unflattering things about BM people.

>>36159087
>>36159092
What is DSBM?

>>36159505
Dom sub bitch master

>>36159524
So DSBM isn't the same as BDSM because...?

>>36155902
You guys like frostmoon? best song by them is vikingmakt from their album tordenkreig

Literally angry whitebois: the music

I remember using google translate to sign up to some russian torrent websites to get stuff what cd or waffles fm didn't even have.

Now that I'm older I mostly just listen to metal subgenres that would get me laughed at.

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>>36159505
Depressive suicidal black metal. If someone listens to your second album you're automatically a sellout and not TRVE enough to have made the listener killed himself, so the genre having fans at all is an amusing paradox of mutual failure.

>>36159723
Aouch, that made my entire being cringe.

>>36159782
>Aouch, that made my entire being cringe.
Shut up ya transgemdered wop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOGFXD7Z9WE

Has anything ever come close? It's crazy how they were under 20 when they made this

>>36155902
I like modern depressive black metal, like Soliness, and older black metal, like Burzum or Satanic Warmaster, and wherever Drudkh falls on the metal spectrum.

>>36155949
Powermetal is gay. See Dragonforce / Bolthrower / Sabaton (fight incoming)

>>36155902
Black metal boys are not robots.
NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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Kinda old but still new to "real/good" metal.

I really kinda like punk influenced metal, but I know about most metal sub genres and some of them I know best, like the Norwegian BM.

Currently trying to understand appreciate the genre as of whole and on the path to become a "trv" fan.

\m/

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>>36155937
Listen to these my man, you won't like all of them but it should give you a broad overview of metal and hopefully you'll find new stuff. Here's my recommendations:

Black Metal: Burzum (hard to get into but is mandatory if you ever want to get into black metal), Bathory, Venom, Darkthrone, Pentagram, Candlemass, Helloween, Hellhammer, Tormentor, Immortal, Emperor, Inslaved, Satyricon, Mayhem

Power Metal (I don't know this too well): Dio is a must have, King Diamond

Speed/Thrash Metal (Know this very well): The big 4 (Slayer, Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Metallica and Megadeth especially as one directly lead to the other), Testament, Exodus, some Iron Maiden songs (the album killers), Kreator, Sepultura, Suicidal Tendencies

Death Metal/Heavy Metal/Viking Metal: Death (chuck schuldiner was GOAT), Amon Amarth, Five Finger Death Punch, Obituary, Morbid Angel, Immolation, Cannibal Corpse, Atheist

The Classics/Pioneers(some are influences): Led Zeppelin, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Queen

Other (e.g. "groove metal", progressive or experimental, grindcore e.t.c): Pantera, Dream Theatre, Strapping Young Lad + Devin Townsend, Parkway Drive, Machine head, Cirith Ungol

Metal is for normies.
Metalheads always get pussy so -> NORMIES.

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Dropping a chart from last NBBMN

>>36159087
shame, the Heretoir album was so good.

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I want to get into black metal but i can't tolerate the vocals sometimes. The pig squeals are really fucking annoying.
It's also weird because filosofem is one of my favorite albums.
Any recommendations?

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DSBM fan reporting in

>>36161574
>pig squeals
Black metal doesn't have those, only 'brutal' death metal and slam has those