Why don't you have a girlfriend, /r9k/?

>>36153993
I don't care enough, plus I'm ugly and awkward

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>>36153993

Because I'm too broken to try and I can't trust people.

The days of good dreams are long past. Now I hope to avoid nightmares.

I'm too good for a girlfriend.

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>>36153993
I got porn desu

I have access to petabytes of pornography. It's a bad investment.

>>36153993
>too ugly
>too awkward

I'm also way too brutally honest
last interaction I had with a woman was a few nights ago at a bar
>came up to me
>asked "buy me a drink"
>I said "why?"
>wrong answer
>she slapped me so hard she ruptured my eardrum
>2 days and $200 later I really don't know why she was so mad

>>36153993
Everyone sees me as an acquaintance and never assumes I want more. Though, once I actually confessed my love to someone. I got the same old
>"you'll find someone because you have a great personality" bullshit

>>36153993

im not ugly or unsuccessful i just really hate women

Because I'm gay.
>tfw no bf

>>36153993
I've had a few little flings here and there and two long term gfs.

Last gf I had was for two years and I ended up finding out that she had cheated on me earlier in the relationship for ~6 weeks and ended up banging the other guy.

Since then I've had opportunities to get into other relationships (cheating happened happened about two and a half years ago) but I just don't look at women the same anymore, I don't trust females at all and feel like they ain't worth shit.

TL:DR I got fucked over by a girl I was madly in love with and it's given me serious trust issues

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>>36154020
>when this picture is supposed to make people sad but im like "yeah man and im just about there, thanks for reminding me"

Im really shy,dont have a job..and i need to lose 40kg,i cant have a relationship without improving myself first...the main problem is the weight...im 6ft3

Legitimately have never known a woman able to stimulate me intellectually

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>>36153993
I never tried, to scared of embarassing myself because of inexperience as 21 kv. It's a paradox

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way too fucking ugly is the biggest reason. certainly not the only reason though

Because I haven't found one, I wish I had one so that I wouldn't be so depressed all the time and I'd always be motivated to do my daily self improvement.

>>36154477
Lose weight you fat fuck
Originafat

>>36154477
ur cute dood

>>36153993
i've never tried
but i'm not going to delude myself into thinking that i could if i tried because i couldn't

>>36153993
I'm average looking but otherwise unremarkable, which is one of the quickest ways to dry a woman's hole and earn her scorn

>>36153993
>pic
>operation normalize race-mixing

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Cause I'm awkward/dislike people in general unless I get to know you. and don't give a fuck to have one right now. Have my own priorities and maybe love can happen later. A lot of good looking girls are taken or will reject you or pre judge. Knew one girl who was a 1 in a 1000000000 perfect match for me in high school and blew it. She was exactly like me, same passions, personality, shy, etc.

I'm fat, wear cheap clothes, and no car. I think those are the prime reasons. But I'm not at lost, even with those qualities I'm a solid 6.5/10. After I fix these issues I could be a potential 9/10, literally.

>>36154681
>anon could be chad if he applied himself

eh, ill get to it tomorrow

>>36154066
sounds like she wasnt even worth a fucking drink
what a bitch

>>36154770
I honestly have no idea what happened
I think she was trying in a weird way to make a move, but that is one of the worst pickup lines I've ever heard
I guess she couldn't take "rejection" either

No girl could ever want me. It's not possible.

I don't know how to treat a lady

I don't know what it means to connect with someone on a non autistic level

>>36154913
>connect on an autistic level

is that like, when your spectrum synchronizes?

>>36154066
is this a real story?? if a guy did this it would be on the news

you should've reported her to the police

you can't fucking ask a random person to buy you something then physically assault them when they say no

>>36153993
I married her. Now she goes by wife.

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>>36154066
What the fuck? If this actually happened, that chick is a huge entitled cunt. You should have hit her back.

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>>36153993
I'm ugly as shit and no one would ever be interested in me, it's not even that I'm autistic I have friends and all some of which are even female but I'm doomed to be forever kv because my face looks like a hockey team ran out of pucks and I was the nearest thing around

>>36155047
>reported her to the police
for what? a slap?
some dumb bitch slaps me in a crowded bar?
standard police procedure, and I can only imagine bar procedure is to just remove the guy

nothing else hurt, I just lost hearing in one ear for like 5 minutes and have to take antibiotics

>>36155067
have you never seen a woman get rejected before?
insulting, slapping, and insinuating he's gay are all pretty common when a woman gets rejected
it's why they rarely make a move where they put themselves out there
the assumption from the other people was probably that I said something creepy to her, but hitting her back would bring down the wrath of dozens of white knights who knew nothing about the exchange except woman gets hit

>>36154987
>is that like, when your spectrum synchronizes?

This is what I need.

I'm never going to have any sort of connection with a normie girl.

>>36154016

I think it's more "I'm so ugly and awkward that saying I don't care is my go to defense mechanism."

Come on mate, lying to yourself doesn't make it any better, and stifles any chance at self-improvement.

Because a qt fembot hasn't offered to be my gf yet.

>>36155115
Well most people are fucking retards. Some women deserve to be beaten just as much as some men do.

>>36155127
well, there's a need. now go register aspiepassions.com, make a google app engine account for the ezpz free tier and make an aspie dating website.

solves your problem and you get other peoples NEETbux

>>36153993
Because I've tried numerous times and they just ignore me out of nowhere for no apparent reason. One day convo will be going great, next day they completely ghost me and never talk to me again.

>>36154386

Nah, you're probably ugly and fat. Nice try though champ.

>>36153993
I'm insecure and afraid of getting shut down or publicly embarrassed. I have no reason for this insecurity, it's not like I was frequently bullied in school or anything. It's just a problem I've always struggled with.

I'm going to ask a girl I like out within the next few days. Tired of being a single virgin and I refuse to let it last.

>>36154477

If you can't grow good facial hair, don't. Shave and you're already 2 points higher.

>>36155115
I want an exoskeleton that gives me superhuman strength and speed so I can punch a roasties face out the back of her head and tear all the white knights limb from limb with my bare hands afterwards.

>>36155079
i may be a complete worthless loser who would never be approached at a bar much less go to one ever again but i'm so fucking glad to know that i'd break the whores nose and take out one of her eyes before they took me off her

stand the fuck up for your worthless self, anon

>>36154540
I'm not him, but losing weight is fucking hard. It's not as simple as "just lose weight".

>>36155200
This truly is the only way to deal with these people

>>36155240
Nobody said it was easy you stupid fuck, but it's totally possible you just need to stop fucking making excuses.

>>36153993
because I'm ugly
what else did you expect?

>>36153993
Classy AF.

Aboriginal.

>>36155240
its not easy but its not impossible. eat less, do more. make healthier choices like not binge eating, not drinking soda, etc.

hilariously the CDC found that fat people are very likely to exaggerate the amount of exercise they did and underestimate the amount of food they ate. so its not that its impossible, fat people just lack integrity

>>36155266
Shut the fuck up you retarded normalfag. "Just do X bro!". Fuck you and your shit advice, I hope you die.

>>36155115
>not fighting the white knights too
It's like you don't even WANT a glorious death.

>>36154750
It's a real struggle, I just can't see how people stick to diet and working out consistently, I live in Texas Deep South so good food is everywhere so it's been impossible to stay in shape.

>>36155386
Grocery stores basically give away vegetables, learn to make a salad

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How can i improve? I look like a fucking weeb. I am 18 years old, 5'10 (fuuuuuck) and in high school, i wanna fuck Stacy. Help

>>36155409
What type of hairstyle would fit my face? kek i dont know what fuck im doing anymore.

I'm not allowed to have a girlfriend :(

>>36155405
5'10" isn't manlet-level. You look fine dude. Except for the way you're looking into the camera, you look like a serial killer. Just grow your hair out a little more, you're good bruv. A solid 7-8/10

>>36155409
buzz cut would work
you got that 'never meant to have long hair' hair

>>36155386
Even just going for a walk for a half hour a day will help. I was a hiki for a while so i bought a stationary bike off of amazon and just started using that every day while making progressively better eating choices.

you don't just start eating healthy right away, it's gradual. lost over 100 lbs now and i don't eat 'bad' food anymore, just slightly not-as-good.

even that walk will help. also try downloading LoseIt or using the webapp if you have no comprehension of how much you're eating

im fat and poor and scared of girls

>>36155409
You've already made it to chad tier, also, dont go for Stacey, try one of her cute friends.

That's just a protip from someone who was in your place

>>36155409
stop being a self-conscious sperg and over-analyzing things. you look fine, you're either too up in your head or an asshole(not the chad kind).

you legitimately dont look like the type of person that should be posting on this board

>>36155409
Try not to make that rape face in pictures.

Because I have a small dick and no self confidence or self worth.
Everything else is minor and manageable.

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This kind of harrowing shit

>>36155171
Those sites already exist.

Chad is there.

>>36155487
That guy isn't a Chad. Not even close.

>>36155487
>>36155496
>>36155527
>Chad tier
Naw but i figure i could be decent looking if i met my full potential.
>stop being a self-conscious sperg and over-analyzing things
Well i overhear girls talk about how much they wanna fuck the jocks at school and how muscular they are, while talking shit about me. I called one a whore before.
>>36155527
>Try not to make that rape face in pictures.
My bad, i have an awkward smile and if i tilt my head normally, the light will shine very unevenly on my face.

i habe the autismo bug

>>36155409
Being a shitskin will not attract Stacey or any white girls.

>>36155627
But it do

>>36154066
today on "This Really Happened"

>>36155200
That would be awesome. Also the possibility to video tape everything and show it to the whiteknight faggots after they got fucked up of couirse.

>>36155635
really? Get the fuck out of this board you fucking pajeet shit dicked faggot.

Because I can't into relationships because ending my last one fucking sucked and I don't wanna do that anymore

>>36155659
oh you already had a gf? you know this isnt allowed on this board? GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE SHIT

>>36155609
Maybe you should try to meet different girls, or try to meet the sexually repressed awkward chicks that are just noticing that they have a vag.

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I do have a girlfriend. This comment is very original.

>>36155680
>sexually repressed awkward chicks
Where the fuck do you find decent looking ones? One was attracted to me before but she was 6'2, 350lbs obese with a ring her nose looking like a damn bull.

>>36153993

As usual the daily gf bait thread...

I do not actively search or care enough to. I have bills to pay, a future to plan, a good social circle of bros, and I also have a bmw m3 moneypit that at least puts a giant smile on my face drama free despite leeching my dollars.

>>36154443
Your perspective is fucked and please practice traditional first

>>36155139
>>36155178
>>36155266
>>36155496
Normalfags and roasties everywhere.

Disgusting

>>36153993
I've had girlfriends before, but they're always young, impressionable, and I initially meet them online since I'm an awkward faggot IRL. Then when they've been with me long enough they get annoyed with me and dump me. Longest relationship I've been in was 9 months, and she was extremely depressed.

I don't know what to do anymore.

>>36153993
My nickname in high school was "Awkward", you figure it out

>>36155678
idgaf, in my defence I had A bf and it's the only relationship I have ever had.

>>36155713
you typically don't, especially if you're picky. think of it like this, most models aren't immaculate, they usually have some weird quirk to them, which is what makes them 'special'. apply that kind of thinking to frumpy quiet girls and you'll open up a lot of doors

>>36155725
Those are all me fuck boy. And I'm neither of those things, just a shitty person who is honest with themselves and is merely passing along the mindset.

>>36155644
I nut in white bitches while their fathers sob and their providers toil

>>36155725
>normalfag

my wizard power was leaving the house for the first time in 30 years and making something of myself.

nat 20

>>36154443
Lol 21
I wish I was still 21.
But then again I would still probably still be naive enough to think being inexperienced at 21 is actually something to stress over.

Give it 4 more years lad. Then you'll know what it actually feels like to be embarrassed because of inexperience.

>>36155751
Didnt i tell you to shut the fuck up? You ugly smelly poopoo man. Go back to mexico/india or whatever the fuck you are.

>>36155321
>fat people are more likely to exaggerate the amount of exercise they do and underestimate the amount of food they ate
No duh. Healthy people enjoy exercising. Fat people dont. I hate the feeling of my heart pounding, my muscles burning, and breathing heavily.
Also, personally, food and soda are one of the few things I still enjoy in life. I'll keep trying to lose weight and eat less, but I'm not giving up soda until I get my depression under control

>>36155386
Texas isn't the deep South, you fucking moron

t. Houstonian

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>>36153993
I like to think it is because after listening to hours of mgtow content I realized that the juice is not worth the squeeze. The root cause however is that I'm incredibly lazy and a coward. I don't have much to offer a woman and I'm afraid of being hurt by one.

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>>36155764
>20
>Wish I was 6 years old again

Dream big

>>36155747
Then get the fuck off my board, asshole. Nobody wants you hear. Go back to /fit/ or Reddit.

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Short
ugly
autistic as times
acne
Poor
Gee I wonder

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>>36155809
Houston is such a hell hole.

Every time I have to go Houston a piece of my heart is stolen from me. The total inconsideration for other life forms showed me the consequences of evolution on humanity.

Houston is a place completely out of balance with the natural world.

I learned so much by going there, but I've lost all hope in humanity at the same time just by seeing everything.

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I don't know.
I don't fucking know.

There's obviously just something irredeemably broken about me, something that I can't see, but everybody else can.
I don't know what it is, but it's always been there.

I don't know what I'm doing wrong, I've just never fit in anywhere, I've never been close to anybody.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

>>36155797
that whole heart pounding thing increases blood flow to the brain which helps with depression among other benefits

Not only am I socially retarded, but I live in Normieville where every girl is either pregnant or has a bf.

>>36155569
Do you really believe a mother that would kill her own child would raise a good human being?

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>>36155850
Get up Bambi.

>>36155851
Dude. I know all the science behind it. I know exercise gives off endorphins.

I just hate the feeling. I guess the endorphins don't work for me or something.

>tfw no bf on whose dick i may sit while he releases excrement from his nether region

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>>36155845
Imagine living here.

didgeridoo

I don't go out. I don't meet new people. Also I don't want to experience failure so I don't bother trying.

>>36155820

I'm not fit, nor do I go on Reddit you turbo autist.

>>36153993
I really don't think women are human.

I used to be a proto-feminist. I sought out female-fronted bands, all-female bands, I enjoyed female protagonists in books and games. I thought:

>They were just never given a chance to do what men do!

But then you meet a lot of them.

And there's nothing there.

I tell you I have NEVER had a genuinely thought provoking conversation with a girl.

I've never had a girl make me go "Huh. That IS pretty interesting." Never.

Girls are automatons. All they do is suck up wealth, spend money, and pretend this makes them special.

I seriously wish all women were grotesquely ugly because then NO man, NO MAN would ever date a woman. They'd be used simply to propagate the species.

>>36154049
It's the future.

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>>36153993

It's too fucking hard and even more so that there's a girl at my job, who is comfortable with being a little touchy-feely with me. She has a fucking boyfriend man and she's pretty cute too. Why do these things happen? I'm already ugly, lanky, and have fucked up teeth. is that not torture enough? I'm indecisive at what I do, I can casually talk to girls but it stays casual. I don't know how to reach the relationship part. Too closed off at the idea and too cautious.

>>36154477
(You)

boi

>>36155865
No belief in that whatsoever
Which makes it worse
My point still stands, anon

Cause I'm a loser. A fucking failure of a human being.

I don't know any women. Not a single one. I'm a 27 year old virgin and don't know how to meet them.

I hate partying, shopping and malls, so I don't know where I would start. I have salt and pepper hair already from stress and just drink bourbon and smoke cigars everyday, taking a bet on if my liver or lungs will give out first.

>>36153993
Because of shit like OP's pic related.

>>36155409
Am I being memed on?

>>36153993
Because I'm afraid of women. I've been flirted with, and I normally perform pretty well in social situations, but that's exactly what it feels like, a performance. It doesn't come naturally and it I'm too afraid to fuck up to give it a serious shot.

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Mainly because I'm fat and a 5 foot 7 Manlet. Plus, I just can't ever see a girl liking me at all. I have a couple great friends, many casual acquaintances, a 40hr wage slave and I have a car. The Only thing holding me back from completing the normie trifecta is a gf.

>>36155797
>Not giving up soda until I get my depression under control.

Alright fatty, you just keep makeing excuses as to why you can't do something for yourself.

Literally the only reason you won't give up soda is the same reason as your far and depressed. You can't be bothered.

I never tried because I'm deathly afraid of failure and embarrassment. I also have nothing to offer another person. Literally fucking nothing.

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Every female that has ever shown interest in me was literally retarded. The others visiously played with my emotions and sexually assaulted me. I am also a short 5'7" manlet and think about suicide every fucking minute.

>>36153993
Your picc sums it up well.
Give me a women worth caring about that isnt a slut.
Or fuck it dont have any women around me.
Im a merc.

>>36155895
Fuck you.
Dumb women no good.

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>5'6 blackbot
>born with cleft lip and extremely ugly


only reason i dont have a gf is clearly because i lack self confidence and dont put in enough effort.

>>36158616
I say this all the time pussy is worth more then what you get.
Fuck that, nigga fuck that.
Collect money, guns and gold.

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>6'1 210
>Asperger
>NEET
>Hikki
>Don't care about going clubbing or setting up a Tinder
>Live in the most normie country in the world
>unattractive
>crazy eyes
>glasses
>talk to myself
>always had negative reinforcement so can't deal with rejection

Unless Misaki shows up I'll die alone.

>>36153993
The irrational fear of rejection outweighs the need for companionship.
This is either due to inability to socialize properly, or apathy towards relationships, or combination of both.

>>36153993

Girls turned me down and called me creepy. Now I'm just sittin here fappin.

>>36154040

This,
Why would you want a roastie when the only benefit of having a roastie gf is having sex?

You would have to deal with her constant "problems" aka gossip, you would have to listen to her talk about her day EVERYDAY and she would want you to talk all the time.
Also you would have to cover any of her expenses if she is out of work.
You would have to buy her food
You would have to think of things to do with her so she doesn't get bored and doesn't leave you

The only benefits are sex and maybe you'll pay less for rent/bills if she moves in with you.

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>>36158800

Kek confirmed, by the power of dubs.

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Because it's fucking hard to find the right girl that won't screw you.

I met a girl on tinder 3 weeks ago. We got along great, made out a heap on our first date, talked about sex, talked everyday etc.

She broke up with me yesterday because apparently our conversations were too friendly and jokey and not romantic enough (after 3 weeks mind you) and that she is used to "older men that protect and lead her" because I couldn't find a fucking bus stop on Sunday before we went back to hers. Apparently she has "needs that might not be met" because of this. Mfw She threw it all away over one day after 3 weeks of finding how compatible we are. Apparently telling her how much I like and appreciate her isn't romantic enough, I'm not fucking Shakespeare for fucks sake.

This is girl number 5 and the closest I've gotten to actually fucking, it's just so hard finding a girl fucking worth it with the amount of uni work I have.

Sorry for blog post, but goddamn this shit makes me salty.

>>36153993
Probably have social anxiety
Horrible at keeping conversations going
Interested in a lot of generally boyish/niche type shit
Manlet
Out of shape
Ugly
Going to a college with 70% males
Afraid of rejection
Pretty much every girl here already has a boyfriend

I don't even try because I have nothing to offer.

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because theres only one of her

>>36154284
MGTOW My brotha

>>36159366
Did I mention my complete lack of confidence?

There's that too.

>>36159472
not necessary; it was self evident from the post itself.

>>36159375

this, it would be wrong for me to get in the way of the guys with actual value.

>>36159471
inb4 you get called a jew by primitive nationalists

>>36156135
>I can casually talk to girls but it stays casual. I don't know how to reach the relationship part

I know that feel all too well my man. How the hell do you escalate? Especially above 25..

>>36160203
how do you live with yourself leading him on?

>>36160288
I'm not. I like him more than he likes me for sure

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But I do and I love her.

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>>36153993
Talking to and being around people makes me feel identically to the time I tried mountain climbing despite being incredibly out of shape

Tried it very briefly and it was awful, some people just aren't cut out for it

too short and the heroin ive been smoking latley has killed my libido havnt really masturbated much at all in 4 months, ive stopped caring.

>>36158251
Is that really you? If so, have you considered men?

>>36153993
i know this girl

is her name naomi

>>36153993
I just got a virgin 18year old GF
Feels great, hopefully she's wifey material so I can pass on my genes

>>36153993
andrew wyd exposing your own gf like this lmao

You'd think I would by looking at me.

I'm 6'2", 175lbs, have "an attractive face," nice hair, etc.

Crippling anxiety and a fear of intimacy due to deep seated trust issues that started when I was young stops me dead in my tracks.

I can talk and flirt with girls, but I can't start relationships with them. But I'm a virgin because I won't have sex with a girl I'm not in a serious relationship with.

Fuck my life. I'm built for tinder but can't bring myself to use some hook up app.

>>36153993
Because she threw me away like trash

>>36153993
I don't want one.

Originally,

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>>36155704
Chie is vastly superior but Yukiko is still top tier.

>>36159290
Ya females are a fickle group. Their emotions control their actions, making them very unpredictable. Much like wild animals, they can change their behavior at random and without logic, making it very hard to follow them and what their goals are.

>>36153993
Because she threw me away Iike trash

>>36161225
http://imsohappyicouldie.tumblr.com/

wrong one here it is

>>36158655
Jesus Christ could you be any more of a Tyrone?

>>36161096
If it's any consolation, you're doing the upright and moral thing by not being promiscuous or using hookup appa

Women aren't worth it. After a few months, they get boring. Hearing those "I love you's" gets repetitive, and most of the women I've dated had petty problems they expected me to solve. I'd rather have friends instead.

>>36154102
This. I am the king of the "friendzone" because of this exact thing