I would literally sell my soul to Satan in exchange of having

>>36153963
just be asian, she loves gooks

>>36154008
Yeah, hardcore fujoshi unfortunately.

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>>36154008
why would this perfection be wasted on gooks? the fuck do they have that i don't, besides ugly inferior slanty eyes? the fuck is this bullshit

>>36154161
because slavs are basically asian and weeb slavs especially love asians

>>36154161
She's Tatar so the asian blood isn't that far back. Look at the bright side, at least whoever knocks her up will be at least somewhat financially stable and will probably be around to raise his children.

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>>36154343
but I don't want that, I want her to myself.
I'd rather she gets abandoned or something, so I can scoop her up when she's emotionally vulnerable, so I could finally get the chance of cuddling with this glorious qt

>>36153963
Satan isn't real, and neither are your chances with her.

just kidding my friend; enjoy your (You)

>>36153963
>Satan makes her your girl
>In a matter of a few days, she cheats on you with some other chink
>You obviously kill yourself
>And finally you spend the rest of the afterlife seeing how she is getting banged by lots of men in Hell

>>36154008
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>>36154161
>>36154670
She's not into gooks, she's into slavs. You're still kind of fucked, OP, but it's not as shameful.