/britfeel/ tick tock wagies edition

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>there are people getting up for work while you contemplate going to bed

>06:41 am
>still playing FIFA 2006 career mode
>sober

>>36153436
Post team senpai.

>>36153436
>06:41 am
Fuck off, frenchie

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>>36153457
i remember really enjoying playing it when it first came out, i was about 17 at the time and would sit up late at nights on weekend playing it non stop while stoned. thought i'd take a trip back in time and play it again.

Going to shave my sack in a bit. Can't wait to feel the glorious smoothness again.

>>36153564
Fucking Woodgate in GOAT mode. IKTF though senpai, career was such a fun time sink when you were younger. I wonder how advanced career mode would be today if UT wasn't such a money maker.

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Wakie wakie wagecucks! Better get dressed and hop on off to work now or Mr Shekleberg won't be impressed.

I'm just sipping a nice cup of tea and will be totting off to bedums in a bit once I've enjoyed the sunrise.

>>36154059
haha fuck that i'm calling in sick

Went out for a morning run lads, the sun rise was a sight pretty.

>>36154356
What time did you drag yourself off your sleep plank?

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>>36154376
4 am, helps me avoid those 5 am dreams about having a qt3.14

>>36154302
Feels great relieving yourself of a shitty day.

mummy wow
I'm a big boy now

>>36154414
God damn my dude, well if it's what you enjoy more power to ya.

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>>36154416
Every day is a shitty day for a wagecuck.

15 medals
halfway there

what the hell is chutney
ridiculous word

wakey wakey anon

rise and shine it's a sunny day!

Lads, I have an odd idea.

As it stands I'm extremely self conscious and depressive. One of the things that keep me this way is how the people around me will react to me suddenly changing, being happier and doing things I was too self conscious to do before.

I've never spoke to a doctor about how I feel because I know he'll prescribe anti depressants and I don't like taking pills. I'm thinking about getting prescibed antidepressants, not taking them, and being more like the person I want to be.

Everyone around me will think it's the antidepressants, but I'll just be using them as an excuse to act differently.

Is this an autistic plan or should I try it?

Probably looks a bit like frankenstein when I get up fpr work except for instead of wanting to kill people I just want to die

>>36155235
>Is this an autistic plan
yes
>should I try it?
yes

>>36155473
Thanks pham. I'll probably get uncomfortable after half a day of being chipper and have to pretend the antidepressants suddenly stopped working but I'll try it.

>>36153298
Another week of wage cuckery. At least we've got good friday and easter monday coming up.

I've had a lowkey attraction to this girl for the longest time, never so much that I've made a move, but I've always liked her and thought she was pretty. Sort of girl I'd gladly be fwb with but wouldn't want to gf her.

Then the other day she casually tells me she bites her fucking toenails. I mean, what the fuck. She even demonstrated how she does it by lifting her foot into her mouth. Naturally, my feelings for her did a complete 180, now I'm disgusted by her and pretty content to sit as far away from her as possible. She didn't understand why someone would find that repulsive

>>36155755
>She didn't understand why someone would find that repulsive
Because she's a girl and thinks everything she does is cute.

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anyone here remember the cuckio meme from way back when?
>tfw remembering cuckio like it was yesterday

>>36155755
>>36155782
I should also add, she actually sells pics of her feet to some guy, so clearly she has a high opinion of them.

Psychologist is due again today lads.
Ive been tasked with writing all my negative thoughts down in a diary like format and labeling them in accordance to the info sheets shes given me.
I havent done it. Its not that i dont want to, or that i cant be bothered. I just havent done it.
I have this wall that just blocks me from doing anything anymore.

I also had a dream about my ex last night and i feel like killing myself again.

>>36156006
>I also had a dream about my ex last night and i feel like killing myself again.
Well write that down at least.

1 <3 ??

https://youtu.be/Uqphb_WM1rM

>>36153432
Not a good feeling, especially when you're living with your parents.

Lads I whacked off too hard and my frenulum is now bleeding

wat do

Based

http://news.sky.com/story/real-animal-fur-sold-as-fake-on-british-high-street-10832370

>>36156634
Use to happen to me sometimes in my drug days. Have a nice bath so it's clean and dont wank for at least a couple of days.

>>36156634
There was a rumour going around our school when I still went that one of the gay lads tore his while assfucking another one. I don't know if it was true or not but I choose to believe it was.

>was employed for 7 months
>been NEET for 2 weeks
>so bored

how do you lads do it? Thought I'd love it but I'm so fucking bored

>>36156668
>dont wank for at least a couple of days.
easier said than done

>>36156716
Have some self control you inhuman

>>36155235
antidepressants are shit and don't work, they're a total meme

what helped me get out of my suicidal slump was RSDMax - he taught me how to not care what others think and love myself for what I am

Wish I could like read a book when I'm not doing anything at work then I could at least feel like I'm achieving something. It would be obvious I'm not working then were with this it looks like I could be doing something.

>>36156709
I was NEET for like 5 months and the only reason it was a bit shit was family pressure to get a job and lack of money for booze but I wasn't signed on. Other than that I could have done it for much longer.

>>36156731
says the druggie

gimp

>>36156762
Ex-druggie. Because I learned to control myself. Break your dick who cares.

Time just doesn't seem to matter anymore. I could probably go months without realising it if it wasn't for the milestone that was payday.

>>36156785
I'm going to inject you when you sleep you weak cunt, gonna get you proper addicted again

>>36156863
Imma wank you off haha that'll show you

I already feel like shit and I've only been in work for 30 minutes. Pretty sure it makes me ill just to be here.

>>36156870
y-yeah, and then what are you gonna do?

>>36156880
I started drinking before work, made that feeling go away for a few months

>>36156870
please note

>>36156883
>>36156863
these aren't me (with the frenulum problem), just some faggot trying to get you to gay talk

>>36156897
Who the fuck are you supposed to be? Stop impersonating me

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going to sleep, have a good one lads

>>36156977
But it's Monday MORNING

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>>36156977
night night, have sweet dreams and rest well

It's a pot noodle and energy drink for breakfast kind of episode

Just got back from the doctor.

I was convinced I had motor neuron disease since I had all the symptoms. Turns out I have a massive vitamin D deficiency because I spend all day inside with the curtains drawn.

That was embarrassing.

>>36157014
Boil the energy drink in your kettle and use it in your pot noodle for maximum efficiency.

>>36157023
get some Sunny D lad

>>36157023
>self diagnosing
>getting it THAT wrong

I bet you have "depression" too

>>36157014
what flavour pot noodle lad

>>36157023
What symptoms were you experiencing?

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>>36157067
The only respectable one

>>36157061
I didn't tell the doctor I thought I had it. Also now I'm looking it up, the symptoms of Vit D deficiency are almost identical to muscle wasting diseases.

>>36157071
Constant muscle twitching in my hands and feet, arms and legs getting really tired after doing fuck all work. Carrying shit was becoming hard.

He said being tired all the time was also a symptom but I just thought I was a lazy bastard.

Anons do yourself a favour if you're ill and never google your symptoms.

Doing 40lb dumbell curls lads.

>>36157104
Do your best and keep it up!
We need you to defeat Sexy Kev!

>>36157101
>Anons do yourself a favour if you're ill and never google your symptoms.

Too real, I was worried I had diabetes because I was pissing a lot. Found out today it's only a UTI

>tfw give up some of my masturbation/anime time to make decent money to by myself nice things
seems like a fair trade off

>>36157123
>Sexy Kev!
I'm pretty sure I'm bigger than him. Not as lean and sexy though :(

>>36157097
This man is correct. If you're having a pot noodle thats not bombay bad boy why bother in the first place.

>>36157125
I'd rather have my masturbation time back at this point.

>>36157104
>lb

bog off you Yank twat

>>36157149
It sounds more impressive than 18 kg

>>36157160
still impressive to me bb :) x

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Time to turn off Persona and go to work. Only just under 50 years until retirement h-haha

>>36157149
1 stone you twoknikk

>>36157178
>he thinks he's going to retire
You're going to be 80 and still paying for immigrants healhcare

why do normies get stuff on finance?

>friend gets a two year old car with 60k miles on it
>financing it for 14k
>totals it in under a year, insurance will sell it for parts and whatever it makes goes towards the price, but the rest he still has to pay
>will get like 3k at the most from it
>tells me hes looking at financing another one

how the hell could he even afford to finance two cars, especially with how high his insurance will be now?

>>36157220
Is he loaded? Also

>Two year old car with 60k on it already

What kind of boob buys that.

>>36157259
he works in a call centre and lives on his grans sofa while paying for his exgfs flat because they have a kid together

>>36157220
That is not how insurance works at all.
They pay you for what the car is worth, of they're just gonna sell it and give him money why would he even need them?

>>36157259
you said boob >:D

>>36157297
not sure what kind of sketchy insurance he was with but thats whats happening with it

>>36157282
Are you from some shithole estate? I'm from a fairly rough area but I don't personally know anyone in this kind of state.

Another dream about the ex. Her current bf was doing some kind of work around the house and I had to make him drinks and shit. I can't stand not being with her.

>>36157320
>Are you from some shithole estate

yes, it is hell

>>36157023
get some multivitamins lad. i take one everyday and i feel great.

>>36157334
>being a cuck in your dreams
That's rough

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>>36157334
I dreamed about a britfeeler last night, we were trying to figure out how Maltesers are perfectly covered in chocolate without a seam.


I need to spend less time on this site.

>>36157336
I need to start taking multivitamins. I've been working in a hospital for 2 months and already gotten sick twice

>>36157378
http://www.hollandandbarrett.com/shop/product/holland-barrett-abc-plus-caplets-60030459

i take these. they're a bit expensive but they last for a couple of months.

>>36157334
>cuck dreams
lol thats rough

>>36157358
>perfectly covered in chocolate without a seam.
Are you serious?

Lads can women detect when someone's a robot even when they don't do/say anything robotic?

There's a girl I know who's started hanging around with me and my mates, a few of them are thirsty as fuck for her and hang on her every word but we're all kind of losers so what can you do. Whenever we meet up every other guy gets a hug/how are you, but she barely says anything to me at all.

It's like without me saying anything nasty or weird in her presence somehow she knows.

mum has started barging into my room without knocking

what a cunt!

good job I only fap when I know she's out or asleep

>>36157358

What britfeeler was it?

>>36157498
You might just be the creepy quiet type and give off a bit of a serial killer vibe

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Are you as sad, as assad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acMMnua5AR0

>>36157498
looks, posture, body language, clothes, where youre looking, how you speak, etc

its all fairly obvious

who else /comfymiddleclassforcedtotakeayearoutofunibecauseofmedicalissues/ here

>>36157534
>>36157548
I wouldn't be surprised, if you're not a loud or outgoing guy, women basically think you're scum.

>>36157566
>women basically think you're scum.
Not that extreme. You're just invisible/useless to them.

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS PERSONA 5 PS3 SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE REEEEEE

Any of you manage to get one? Really curious if it's even released here

>>36157498
>a few of them are thirsty as fuck for her and hang on her every word
That must be a really awkward situation. The only times I ever really hang out with girls are when they're mates gfs so I've never really experienced it.

>>36157566
Untrue, I was known as the unknown loner in school. A fat white girl had a massive crush on me, I assume her other white friends did too.

>>36153564

>Luque
>90

>>36157592
She hasn't gone out with anyone we know, just a friend of a friend so all my friends seem to think they're in with a chance.

But she chats to us about going out partying with Chads so I don't think there's much hope.

Isn't it fascinating how a woman's attraction to a man can be undone completely so easily?

>>36157641

Exactly mate, it's crazy. You pick your arse in front of oneitis one time and suddenly she's repulsed. Women eh.

>>36157626
rip your friend group man, its going to blow up

>>36157592
It always makes me cringe whenever I've been out with a group of nerds and a few of them try flirting with any women present.

Mainly because 9 times out of 10 everyone can clearly see the girls aren't interested at all, but they don't stop.

>>36157678
We've been through these situations before I'm sure we'll survive. The girls always end up getting bored and moving on or one of my mates becomes too forward and they leave.

>>36157641
We're creatures of love. Seeing a flaw in your personality is game over.

Lads, would you rather be a tranny or a cuck?

>>36157739

It would be easier to stop being a cuck.

>>36157739
would rather be dead

>>36157703
well that is good to hear desu, the worst is when friends become enemies because they all think they are in with a shot of a girl who just wants the attention from the whole group

>>36157739
Probably cuck cause thats just something you can jerk off to and no one has to know about whereas tranny everyone knows.

>>36157358
I dreamt about a britfeeler too desu

We were spooning and talking about why boys are better than girls

When I was 17 I had no insecurities. Now I am 27 and have many insecurities. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

>>36157774
I had this happen to my group of mates in school. We were all losers and everyone was madly in love with this one girl who played video games.

While we blew up over who liked her more she dated a bunch of guys who were the polar opposite of us. Don't really know why any of us thought we had a chance.

>>36157901
Nah you just got wiser with age

Think the receptionist from work just implied shes like to get railed by the beast from beauty and the beast. Was weird.

>got drunk as fuck again
>don't remember going to bed
I hope I didn't wake my flatmate up

>>36157358
i don't know if maltesers are done the same but i work in a chocolate factory and we cover our sweets in an enrober machine, there's a choc waterfall type thing that covers the top and they travel along wire mesh that is submerged in chocolate

Lads, is Morrowind any good? Need a good time killer and something immersive to forget about how shit my life is for a while

>>36157178

just start a youtube chan and be ri$h

>https://youtu.be/Nv644ipg2Ss

1 more hour and then i can have my first meal of the day

>>36157913
Luckily this never happened to me. Probably helped that I went to an all boys secondary school so people could only date out of school. Also I just never really tried to go out with anyone even in sixth form so I just became Nth wheel to everyone until they all went to uni and I became a wageslave.

>>36158010
ah balls, I was going to have some breakfast but it's closer to dinner time now
good shout

going to try my best to stay awake until at least 6pm
tired of sleeping the daylight away

>my friends are shilling their antifacist movie on fb
I know the worst people

>>36157961
I normally don't remember that I've forgotten stuff until either late on or even sometimes even the next day. I normally don't make too much of an embarrassment though.
One time I got black out drunk at a work party but I think I got out of there the moment I felt ill so I just threw up and passed out in a public toilet where no one could see me.

>>36158043
fascist or "fascist"?

>>36158043
I'm a dirty commie and tell them to stop LARPing for me as your making the rest of us look bad.
please put the helicopters away lads

>>36158057
They're asking people to 'send in their experiences with facism'. Considering no one I know lived in Nazi Germany, I'm guessing they mean (((fascist))).

>>36158054
I am pretty similar really, tend to just sit at my computer and shitpost / watch stuff. I woke up to a text asking me to stop sinigng at 3am once, that was embarassing.

It is probably fine, I just don't remember going to bed. Hope I didn't make too much noise

>>36158081
I just want to live alone now so I can do it without any possibility of shame.

>>36158037
not him but i just went for a bacon butty for breakfast then realised it was nearly dinner
so i got 2 butties, 1 for breakfast 1 for dinner

cant stomach food lads.. what should i do? i used to love food but now the thought of eating makes me feel physically sick

im scared im gonna become anorexic

>tfw EE will let me upgrade my phone for free on june
>tfw I'm only using a shit LG K8 cause my S6 got bamboozled by some immigrant jamaican nigger who took advantage of my drunken state
>tfw the galaxy S8 is literally not an upgrade from the S7, still the same camera

So are people literally gonna pay 800 quid for this piece of shit just for "higher specs"?

Aren't "high end" mobile phone gamers like .01% of the population that are just permavirgins?

The average high schooler/uni/normie/old cunt just goes on social media, takes pictures of their food or raunchy photos and plays flash games.

There's no real need for a high end phone outside of the fact that they need the camera to be good.

I guess that just means I get to stay on a cheaper plan and have an experia XZ instead of some faggot exploding samshit phone.

Also why don't mobile manufacturers just make a phone with garbage hardware and a flagship level camera and sell it for 300quid instead? is it because 99% of the population would then never buy a flagship cause only permavirgins care about "muh antutu score"?

>>36158177

People will buy whatever they see on TV.

>>36158153

When I was on DNP + superdrol + winstrol I couldn't eat food either outside of cakes and shit (which is a no-no).

Go fill your calories with tesco's chocolate brownie milk instead, you'll definitely like it.

Good calorie/protein too, as long as you're not a lactose intolerant shitskin.

At the moment I have severe anxiety and a bit of erectile dysfunction. Went to the GP this morning and she won't give me valium any more so I'm going to learn to use AB for that. I refuse SSRIs because of my benis so she's suggesting trazodone. Any robots here on that? Online research is saying it might help my benis. She also gave me viagra but I've been buying that anyway.

>>36158177
Cause they can basically. I'll buy a newish one every few years when the previous one goes too slowly to be productive but thats mostly cause it's useful to be able to do shit fast when I'm troubleshooting at work with it.

>>36158064
G U L A G

Originally

Not feeling the daily work fap today lads.

Maybe I'll feel better around the 3pm slump. Cheeky toilet wank

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>End up downloading 8gb of furry porn a friend linked me so I can "explore" the fetish with some nice quality art
>Dad starts shouting at the internet being shit
>Blames it on normie brother and his xbone
>Both of them in a literal shouting match 5mins ago

Is this "devilish"? lads

>>36158274
start siding with your dad then you'll be devilish

Just saw a person with a fairly normal body but a fat persons face. Like if you just took the face of a fat person and attached it to a normal persons body.

>>36158274
>1 download effects the whole network
Feel bad for you there lad but it's pretty devilish.

>>36158257

>goes too slowly


the fuck? my 70 quid Lg K8 isn't even slowed down at all and it's literally a poverty phone.

The only issue is it has literally 0 space by default, cannot delete the 95% bloatware inside and DOES NOT AND CANNOT automatically save to the extra storage slot so I can't take big gownloads and installing programs is near impossible.

plus the camera is pure trash and unusable and you will run out of space automatically within 1 minute of a video.

>>36158215
>DNP + superdrol + winstrol
mad lad

>>36158302
Did take like 5 years to happen but my S3 just slowed to a crawl. Decided to jump up to the S7 hoping it will last as long though.

>>36158314

I literally wish I would die before the age of 35 because I value my youth so much, I don't care if I end up like munzer and die from drug abuse.

Granted his dosages were 10x more than me and he took worse shit.

>Bennies normally come through on the 9th
>didn't come through before the weekend
>haven't come through yet
hmmmmmm

>>36158333
Show us your body you shy bastard. How old are you now? I've started gear at the age of 30

>>36158215
on my way to tesco to stock up on chocolate brownie milk

>>36158342
YOU'RE JUST A KID

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What is this image from lads?

Can't wait to get drunk tomorrow. I might finish HxH. Enormously overrated anime desu. The chimera ant arc has been absolute dogshit, except for the relationship between the King and the shogi master.

>>36158342

28, I have kind of a baby face so it's still ok but unless I have insane age defying genetics like the rock or something (I definitely won't) I'm sure it will all go downhill from there.

Also I have no pics at all, I'm using my LG K8 which makes even my food photos look like fucking slop from a 3kb sized 1080 jpeg picture.

I didn't even take any pictures of that cute crossdressing teen boy in animecon because the camera phone was so bad I just lost heart.

>>36158386
>Grave of the Fireflies
Google image search OP

>>36158393

>watch anime
>wow this is shit, why do people like it so much


ALWAYS READ THE FUCKING MANGA OR VISUAL NOVEL FIRST FAGGOT.

>>36158411
My phone is too bad for that but thanks bud

>>36158422
Is alright lad. Can pretend I've done a good deed today.

>>36158415
Anything with action is better enjoyed as anime. I do wish I'd read NHK. Tried the Steins;Gate VN but I just don't enjoy the format.

Is it nice outside in the north west lads? I'm stuck in a windowless office so can't tell.

>>36158274
link the download senpai

>>36158443

>Tried the Steins;Gate VN but I just don't enjoy the format.

I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING

>>36158451
NEET here. Yeah. The warm breeze and birdsong woke me up half an hour ago. Gonna head downstairs now, make a cup of tea and read the complete works of Shakespeare.

Going to Co-Op for some beers, lads.
What should I buy? I'm taking a break from weed but I need something.

I'm not a big drinker, so give me some suggestions.

>>36158480
Cheers. Enjoy yourself lad, I do miss that NEET life.
Might pop down the waterfront and read a book on my lunch break and pretend that I didn't just waste another day of my life in this shithole.

>>36158504
Rum and coke my famalam

>>36158504
I always go for some strongbow. Doesnt leave you as bloated and shitty as beer.

Come on, one of you fuckers must be on trazodone

What do you guys think of this product?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

>>36158520

Pharmacy anon here, I haven't ever heard of 'Trazodone', although after googling, it does appears to be real.

lads i keep trying to get into anime but i just cant enjoy it

>>36158504
Oingo boingo

Ori

>>36158545
which animes have you tried to watch?

>>36158476
It's like reading a manga only far slower, where every page is a coloured back ground or an anime with zero animation budget. A dynamic manga would be better. Honestly, what is the appeal? They are worse than either a manga or an anime. The ability to choose (when you'll just exhaust all the options eventually anyway) doesn't save it. If you ever play BlazBlue you have the VN format but it's punctuated by fights so it doesn't get boring. The Persona Arena game is much more VN than fighter, but still had the odd fight to break it up now and again.

>>36157336
>>36157378
>>36157394
multivits will always have the cheapest (worst for absorption) ingredients, ESPECIALLY (((holland & barrett)))

find out what you need and buy high-absorption versions from reputable sellers. Research using labdoor.com and I personally buy from iHerb because they have all the US brands but for cheap shipping

>>36158520
My brother's been on it. Wasn't a fan.

>>36158543

Apparently not commonly used now. GP suggested it to me because I'm fairly open about the fact that I'd rather jump in front of a train than take SSRIs again. Looks like it might help the benis but I'm really interested in what it does for anxiety.

>>36158520
Just sertraline for me m8

>>36158539
I'd buy one if I lived alone.

>>36158539
Let me know when they make a soft lifesize version

>>36158548
cowboy bepop, full metal alchemist, death note and mobile suit gundam

>>36158556

Comparing anime to a visual novel is like watching shakespear in love and then saying "yeah, that's pretty much equivalent to reading his entire work, plus I get to see a sex scene"

You miss out like 90% of the content/character development in an anime as compared to a VN.

>>36158592
What kind of genres do you like?
Give us a taste of what kind of show/movie you're looking for and we'll set you right

>>36158592
not that i think it will make a difference but was it regular fma or fma brotherhood?

it just might not be for you desu, after not watching anime for years and years i started watching ghost in the shell stand alone complex and enjoyed series 1 and now moved onto 2, if youre not really feeling the medium though no need to try and force yourself into watching it

>>36158539
where do you fuck it?

>>36158601
A manga chapter takes about 5 minutes to read. Or you could cover the same ground, with a lot more clicking and the same static images fading in and out, over a period of about half an hour. It would also be far more visually interesting. Alternatively you could read a book/ light novel which would also be faster. You would miss out on a handful of drawings though, so if you're a child you might be loath to do so.

>>36156036
It didnt directly involve my ex, as in she wasnt in it. But it was about her:

I was talking to my mum about her, and she told me shed been doing some snooping on facebook and found out that since her last boyfriend cheated on her (which actually happened) shes found 4 potential guys who she might end up with next. Not only that but shes gotten heavily into the party/club life too.
My response was "so shes turned into a total slut then?" And my mum had a big go at me.

>>36158625
>he needs sex to feel intimacy

please never get a dog

>>36158177
>have Z3 Compact
>new xperia compact thing has less features
Fucking why. Think I am going to go for an iphone next time, carphone warehouse are doing a 5S for 15 quid a month with all I need which is like 2 quid more than sim only

Phones are a fucking rip off. Only use it for music, basic features, and shitposting in bed anyway

>>36158656

>WHERES MY EXPLOSIONS BOOM BAM SHINY SWWORD FIGHTS DATTEBAYOU
>calls people children for wanting a more intelligent medium with a slower pace so you can fully understand the story, the main characters thoughts and emotions as well as there not needing to rush and cheapen content because of the limitations of a chapter-by-chapter manga or TV contracts

that's a good one.

>>36158658
>shes found 4 potential guys who she might end up with next
Wat? So in your dream she was weighing up guys like job applicants?

>>36158661
dogs are stupid, pointless and smelly.

>>36158270
I used to work in the homeware department in matalan where literally no one went. Got paid to do fuck all basically, and it had its own stock room separate from the clothing and I was the only one in there,

Getting paid to wank and shitpost was a comfy time

>>36158682
Can't you just get a cheaper phone? I got a phone for 150 bongs 4 years ago that can do all that stuff.

>>36158684
>Ignoring the comment about books being a better option for depth
Nice cherry-picking. Plus, if you're reading a story with sword fights etc wtf are you doing wasting time with a VN?
Have you ever tried reading a VN when you just want to drink and relax? Too slow. Really boring.

>>36158270
We only have one toilet at work so I always feel like they're gonna smell it or some shit.

>>36158709
OwO whats this?

a paki?

>>36158504
if you are getting cheap shit, then coors light. When it is cold it goes down real easy.

if you want good stuff, Innis and Gunn is where its at

>>36158576
>Apparently not commonly used now

Indeed, not a drug we'd normally keep in stock, we'd have to order it in.

>>36158712
My plan was to keep my current one, get a 15 quid contract on an iphone, then flog it brand new on facebook keeping the sim and then pocketing the cash. Seems cheaper than getting a sim only contract?

What productive things will you do today? Anons

>>36158760
Ah, you're in a different situation to me. I don't need a contract because I never go out and have no friends.

Can't you get a contract without having to pay for a phone too?

>>36158797
Might try and smash out a few pages of a book in a vein attempt not to be a brainlet one day.

>>36158797
About to shower off 6 days of filth and shave my balls. If I'm awake enough I'll practice guitar after, if I'm sleepy, I'll watch anime.

>>36158682
Are iphones really that bad? Have also seen the cheap SE and 5S deals and quite fancy one. Android is pissing my off

>>36158797
Just finished an arm workout.

>>36158820

Is this you? >>36155803


unroginal balls

>>36158797
Might go to the gym later, but I am pretty hungover now. Might go and buy a bottle of gin instead

Eastern Europe is trying it's own thread

>>36158237

>>36158838
Na. I think that lad needs to shave a bit though. His hair is probably what's causing that irritation.

>>36158797
washed my bedding, mustered a small workout, showered then had a walk

pretty much killed it today

>>36158797
Gonna go for 10 wanks today. I've started a bit late for this but if I keep well hydrated and time it well I should be able to. I really need this.

>tfw no publicly feminist but privately submissive bitch gf

Off to the paki shop lads, you want anything?

>>36158891
set of industrial scales

>>36158882
how many you got knocked out so far lad
i'm off for 1 after i've smoked my spliff

>>36158882
Just 2 right now. The first ones are easy. Later on Its gonna take everything I have.

>tfw no food in the house but still too lazy to go food shopping.
Looks like I'm going to fucking starve, lads

>>36158856
canadafeels was best, they actually put the effort into doing their own version of the op image. street and everything

>>36158982
just makes you wonder how many they're in this thread, silent, watching, waiting
https://youtu.be/GRWbIoIR04c

>>36158856
I wonder if they'll get mad and shitpost here like the Americafeel guys did, that was pretty funny

>>36158982
>doing their own version of the op image
Got any saved? I missed that

>>36159017
nah fraid not. maybe someone can find it in the archive.

Got called a foreigner in Tesco today
>paying for some stuff, ID needed
>clerk looks at my surname and exclaims in a russian accent
>"oh, you are foreigner like me"
>taken aback I splutter "what?! no, it's a scottish surname"
>he looks at me for a second and responds "yes, foreigner then. why is that a problem?"
>nervous laugh as I take my receipt and walk away

I'm still shaking. How DARE he accuse me of being foreign. My family have lived on this island since before there were even records.

>>36159098
Whats your surname?
origami

>>36159098
you should make a complaint, it will be funny

>>36159098
you are a foreigner in england though

>>36159098
Man I moved to Glasgow for some stupid reason and have been called an English bastard more times than I can count. I am from the Highlands, I just don't speak like these cunts here. Can't wait to move.

>>36159135
You must be unbelievably posh.

>>36159098

>Watch your back, man of Scot.

>>36159112
the proud and ancient Scottish surname
MacAlibaba

>>36159153
Not at all, my family are pretty much scum. I don't have the glaswegian accent, like everyone else from the Highlands. They can't grasp the concept of being scottish and not having that terrible accent here at all

>>36159135
>>36159194
falseflagging shitskin

scots are kind people

>>36159218
glaswegian kiss
A head butt. Where one person violently smashes his or her forehead into the face of another normally resulting the latter's discomfort and/or severe facial injury.
v friendly

>>36159218
>scots are kind people
They are. Glaswegians aren't. They have adopted the "muh catholics" and "muh proddys" from Ireland as an excuse to fight each other. They literally revel in how scummy they are. Then there is the football autism

>>36159218
I'm from Glasgow myself, and people aren't nice to the English there. It's not that serious, you wouldn't get a beating just for being English or anything, but when people are looking for someone to make fun of, the nearest English guy would be the first in line. Especially if you're from the south.

I don't condone it.

I have noticed that bud light is being shilled hard here, anyone tried it? Is cheap as fuck, I'm tempted to go to Tesco and pick up a crate

>>36159098
>>36159135
>>36159153
Highland accents are fucking weird

they honestly do sound English

t.friend of two years told me he was from the highlands and I thought he was from sussex

>>36158797
Just made some absolutely godly deep fried turkey bites, gonna get started on coding a game this afternoon and then I'm do a short workout before monday night football and bed.

>>36159315
It's a very low flavour beer. The taste isn't that far away from water. If that appeals to you then you'll probably enjoy it.

>>36159315
>bud light is being shilled hard here

this is the result of brexit

all that belgian and german beer is being sent back, we get the sweet sweet Bud Lite tm now

thank you Mr Trump

>>36159315
Damn that's a light tasting beer.

>>36159372
Not a fan of belgian and german stuff anyway, the ale we make here is a lot better.

Nothing of value has been lost.

>>36159358
Pretty similar to Coors then? I don't mind stuff like that now and then to sip on if it is cold while playing vidya or something

>>36159412
Yeah very similar but slightly lower quality.

>>36159250
>They literally revel in how scummy they are

I always find this weird, I dont know why my fellow scots seem to take pride in how shit the country is

>>36159452
the country would be better off not being run by the english though, if we broke free from them and were able to use all our profits from the oil we would be able to elevate our country to a better standard

>>36158153

I had a similar predicament that found me in hospital tfw being bonsai
I made it out but the reason was mind body and soul were to close together for shotposting reasons desu. I took some time away from the Internet and fought the eating disorder.

>>36159475
>all our profits from the oil
You mean the oil that is now worthless? That ship has sailed

Pikeys just camped up in the field next to my office

It's only been an hour and I already wish they'd fuck off. Get a house you fucking untermensch

This is gonna be a long week

>>36159499
Yeah oil is completely worthless now, of course.

>>36159522
The North Sea stuff is, Aberdeen is practically a ghost town these days. All the oil companies have fucked off

>>36159549
english shill

>>36159558
I live in Aberdeen you cretin.

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>muh inventors
>Muh universities
>Mfw Scots literally have to convince everyone how Scotland isn't actually as shit as people think

>>36159475
Anon, pls, we cant profit from that, its not enough money and the SNP want to give it all to the EU anyway

>>36158577

Has it done anything to your benis, lad?

>>36159590
You take things written on 4Chan too seriously. Don't you know all these English brexit cunts hate us and want us dead? They fucking despise us, you shouldn't take on their opinions just so you can fit in on 4Chan.

>tfw got jury duty next month and can't get out of it
Anyone done it?

Hypnotism For Benefit

Internet time.
Sometimes I worry about my life, and then sometimes I remember that I'm stranded on a planet.
The best thing that has ever happened to you is always happening to you.
My happiness environment involves a video game.
And a camera.
There's something to be said about your Dad.
Is it weird that I was born the day Andy Warhol died?
Well, I guess we're watching an internet video.
When is the last time you touched your toes?
Do it, take a minute.
This is hypnotism for benefit, man.
This is hypnotism for benefit, man.
This is hypnotism for benefit, man.
The internet.
Thuh internet.
The internet.
Thuh internet.
The internet.
The internet.
The internet.
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The internet.
The- internet.
The internet.
The internet.
The internet.
The internet.
Thuh internet.
Thuh internet.
Thuh internet.
The internet.
The internet.
The internet.
The internet.
The internet.
What if ideas had meaning?
I am the internet.
I am the internet.
I am the internet.
And now it's time for the end.
Thank you for watching my commercial.
You're on the internet.

>Be Scottish
>Endlessly whine about the English
>Claim they are oppressing and holding you back
>"If only we were free"
>English offer you the chance of independence
>Reject it.


The only way Scotland will ever be independent is if the vote is held UK wide.

>Be Scottish
>Endlessly whine about the English
>Claim they are oppressing and holding you back
>"If only we were free"
>Have disproportionate control over parliament
>Scottish MPs have rights English ones don't
>any Scottish MP could become PM
>2 of the last 4 PMs were Scottish
>Scotland devalues itself by electing a party that refuses to be in coalitions and form the government

>>36159637

female = guilty.
white male = not guilty
foreign male = check what race and how good looking he is before deciding

>>36159637
Honestly thought that was just an American thing lad, never known any family or friends to do it. Sounds pretty cool to me but then again court cases are probably 500x duller than they are in the movies

Everything Happens For a Reason

Follow me on Snapchat.
Hi, I'm Anonymous, and I'm on the internet.
I'm here to tell you three very important things.
One: Life is not permanent.
Two: Nothing is permanent.
Three: I love you.
You know, the more I think about it, I think everything happens for a reason.
Every time I stop and think about it, I just have to have a good chuckle about my life.
Well, I just like to spend my entire day thinking about how awesome my- my life is.
I'm glad that I'm in the prime of my health, and I spend every single day in front of a glowing rectangle.
I wrote a song, and you should listen to it.
The funniest thing happens when you start to think about your life. Hahahahaaahaha.
People always ask me, "that new song that you made, that's really good, and I bought, for eight dollars", they always ask me, "Why did you write that song?", and I just say, "Sometimes you have to just write a song".
Wow, look at that.

>>36159717
Depends what you get, might be cool if its a big murder trial, but remember theres a lot of boring domestic violence bullshit that goes to court too

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Fucking hate normies desu

>>36159717
It is at the Sheriff court, not the high court, so will probably be some dull as fuck assault case.

Pretty cool having someones fate in my hands, but I suspect it will be boring. Don't even get paid and getting there will be a pain in the arse

>>36159734
If there's somebody that doesn't vote the same way as everyone else do you get to stay in a hotel like in that Simpsons episode

Do you ever feel alone?

My - life - is - pointless - but - that - makes - it - silly!

Hi, I'm Anonymous, and I'm an autistic loser, and I like wasting time on the internet.
Lately, I've been thinking a lot about death.

Hey, can I ask you a question?
Are you the product of an entitled generation?

Youtube is a website.

I often stare into my telephone, and it reminds me of Jesus.

I wonder what it feels like to have emotions.

One of my goals in life is to stare my father in the face and say, "I'm exactly like you".

In - one hundred - years - everybody - on - Facebook - will - be - dead. Haaahahahahaahaha

Whenever I feel like dying, I just look at the internet on my iPhone 6.

I wish I could talk to you the way I want to via Youtube.com, the website.

It's interesting to live a life that feels subliminal.

Ah fuck. Forgot it was half term and the place where I go to read my book was full of kids running around. They even had loads of space but one of them kept climbing up right next to me.

>>36159770
It just has to be a majority verdict, so you can't even vote the other way to be difficult and spin it out

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>>36159637

>Be Shipposter
>Get called for jury service at coroners court
>Investigating suspicious circumstances around a death

Life is just an ongoing meme

>>36159773
>>36159728
>>36159638
What the fuck is this shit? Is it a bot?

>>36159795
There is a large chance it will be boring but you could get something nice and at least its a change from wageslaving if thats what you do.

>>36159760
Id figure theyd at least cover travel expenses, what cunts

>>36159822

It was about a year ago, unfortunately everyone summoned showed up, and I was one of the people sent home. They summon more people than they need, in case some don't turn up.

The case was about someone dying in police custody.

>>36159795
tfw longterm neet and i almost pray for jury service because i'm so bored and worthless feeling

>>36159859
I think they might do, no idea how the fuck to get there though. Haven't been on the train before and they don't have parking.

>>36159877

I'm a long term NEET, and I just pray for dubs to brighten up my day

>>36159867
bet it was a nigger who was resisting and got btfo, bet all the leftie cuts wanted to get the police fucked as well

>>36159637
What are the odds of getting called up for jury?
With the small population in Scotland vs the amount of court cases id reckon everyone does it eventually

>>36159892
KEK only grants them to those who accept him into their hearts

>>36159895
Pretty certain I reckon. My flatmate got called up for it last year but managed to get out of it due to uni. I got mine in the post a couple of days ago. It will probably be something shit like a buckfast fuelled rampage through glasgow green or something

>>36159927
Be sure to report what its like in the jurors discussion, im curious to see how seriously people take it

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>>36153298
Mixed race nation edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

I got called up for jury duty for a pedo case.

The guy was clearly guilty but most of the people on the jury were complete idiots. In the deliberation room I twisted some of the facts and we delivered a verdict of not guilty.

Normies BTFO.

>>36159894
Thats quite the assumption there friendo. Only 10% of deaths in police custody in the UK are people from black and minority backgrounds.

>>36159952
>jurors discussion
What is that?

It is at the end of next month, I will document experiences here if you are interested. Minus the personal / confidential details obviously

>>36159969
Well done lad. I would have done the same.

>>36159964
why do you care about race so much

>>36159638

Wrong, the Internet is a place just like Egypt pal.

>>36159969
did you just admit perverting the course of justice, lad?

might have to inform her majs finest

>>36160000
It's the bit where you all go back and try to come up with a verdict. Also nice quads lad.

>>36160006
Why? Are you two nonces or something? why would you knowingly let a pedo get away with something like that lads

>>36160015
When you're on a jury you're allowed to vote with your conscience. If confronted I would simply say that I voted that way because I think the age of consent should be lowered to six, and there would be nothing they could do.

>>36160039
but what about these posts admitting it lad?

>>36160020
Ah ok, sure I will post what it is like on here. Hope it doesn't drag on for days

>>36160039
>because I think the age of consent should be lowered to six

m8 come on, that's not even believable

>>36160033
The girl's parents were such normies. Reminded me of people who bullied me at school.
>>36160052
Admitting what? That I voted according to my conscience in a jury? I'm not stupid. I looked it up before I did it, it's not illegal.
>>36160059
They'd have to believe it.

>>36160054
Probably won't take too long unless you get a murder or rape kinda deal.

>>36160064
twising those facts lad

>>36160082
Nah that isn't illegal either. I'm allowed to twist facts. Twisting my melon, man.

>>36160064
>The girl's parents were such normies.
Mate.... what the fuck does that have to do with serving proper justice to a fucking kiddie fiddling low life nonce? You're a fucking prick mate if this actually happened

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>>36160103
good job saving that paedo, lad

>>36160120
hes a paki desu, has to be

>>36159969
You are a fucking psychopath.

>>36160120
Decided to respond to you on Vocaroo.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PM9zEki0bm
>>36160127
Thanks lad.
>>36160128
White, UK, heterosexual male. And I voted for Brexit.
>>36160136
I'm just getting my revenge on these normie cunts. Surely you must understand?

Just had a rustler's double decker lads.

What you all having for dinner?

wish I had jury duty

my life is so bloody repetitive

>>36160183
Think I might treat myself to a take-away. Thinking kebab or burger or chicken or something.

>>36159969
Good lad, Rasheed must continue his life of pleasure. Makes me proud to be English so it does.

>>36160183
im eating breakfast, lad.

having some classic toast

>>36160183
had a busy morning, so made myself some bacon and scrambled eggs as a treat

>>36160183
It's not even fucking 2 lad.

>>36160215
Don't worry lad, I would never have gotten a paki off. He was white.

>>36160180
>it's britnormie

>>36160236
southern poof out

>>36160241
Doesn't sound Scottish to me lad.

my first day of not smoking weed is going horribly tbqh

>>36159964
The white girls at uni wont stop talkingt about this ffs

>>36160180
are you putting on a voice on that voice message? doesent sound like a real voice

>>36160183
>dinner
>13:30

Are you in an old people's home?

I've got some leftover lamb mince so I'm gonna mix it with some garlic and rosemary and make burgers with it

>>36160276
kek it can't be real, the most nasal voice i've ever heard tbqh lad

>>36160237
Of course my brother, Inshallah. He was white, 'asian'. Can't wait for him to smugly roll back into town and mock the parents of his next fucktoy. This land is our land.

>>36160276
No, this is my real voice. I have an unusually nasal voice which attracted a lot of bullying at school.

>>36160287
southerner OUT

>>36160267
He's not Scottish, he lives on the Isle of White and goes by "britbong" on youtube.
But that's certainly him.

>>36160305
do you have cleft lip?

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Oh, it's great being a waifuposter in a normie /britfeel/

>Normies wont DARE start a fight with you

*shows normie dakimakura*

>You get to masturbate to EVERY anime girl whithin a gelbooru search with your beautiful white...

*cuts to waifuposting*

>>36160180
The band was Showaddywaddy

>>36160324
the satire of cuckposter has been getting better and better this week

>>36160324
Fuck sake, here too? The girls on the checkouts at Tesco won't STOP going on about waifuposting

>>36160312
Britnormie isn't Britbong from YouTube.

>>36160359
Yeah he literally is. It's just Dom putting on a voice.

>>36160345
It's probably posted by the gollywog who made it.

>>36160289
exactly what i was thinking. sounds like a voice someone would put on to take the piss out of nerds or something.

>>36160305
i dont fully believe you desu lad.

>>36160359
You should really work on your impressions if you're going to use vocaroo, it's clearly the same mongrel voice.

i've got good news and bad news lads
the bad news is that i've came on my church trousers
the good news is I have an entire week to get them cleaned

>>36160180
Here is my response:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RdM7pihOOR

>>36160390
who goes church monday?

>>36160387
If BritNormie is really BritBong then he's amazing at impressions because his glaswegian accent was 100% spot on.

>>36160426
what the fuck was this suposed to be

>>36160429
i didn't say i was wearing the church trousers lad

>>36159894
Wanna know how I know you're a Yank?
>'leftie'

Do any real robots here own a dakimakura/ body pillow?

>>36160429
Who goes to church at all?

>>36160466
they call them liberals in the us retard

>>36160271
Tried weed a few times and I don't like it, made me feel sick.

What does it do for you?

>>36160479
Leftys and liberals aren't the same thing. The US is just too stupid to realise this.

>>36160510
Not him but you're supposed to stop once you feel it hit you not keep taking drags until you puke.

The pikeys have been playing fucking Chipmunks remixes for the past half hour. Now they're playing James Blunt.

Fucking hell if you're going to invade an office car park at least play normal music.

>>36160180
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PM9zEki0bm
Jesus christ is that the sort of cretin who is in these threads? In my mind you are all relatively normal people. Assuming that isn't put on, that is the /r9k/ shivering autist down to a tee

>>36160542
I didn't come here to be bullied. And whenever I read posts like this from normies like you, I know that I did the right thing when I set that paedo free.

>>36160526
Only had a few draws from one being passed around to be honest, didn't think I was taking that much. I was drinking at the time too, is that a bad idea? It made me feel fucking hammered for a good 20 minutes then returned to normal

>>36160542
>In my mind you are all relatively normal people

bit delusional arnt ya lad. probably some of the most degenerate people in the country come on brit feel. some relatively normal people on here though

im a bit of a mong myself