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Forget getting mad about not having a gf is anyone else here

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Forget getting mad about not having a gf is anyone else here mad that no one told them about masturbation and how to do it and how it works?

all they ever said in middle school sex ed was "abstinance!" without even explaining what went on during sex. the only reason i found out was because i had a constant boner for two years and googled it and learned what ejaculation meant but was afraid that masturbating would be so intense that i would black out and jizz all over the room. the time when i finally did it i was scared but i busted like three nuts and thought that was just the "pre ejacualtory fluid" that wikipedia talked about and later realised that sex isnt as intense as its madenout to be

how the hell are you supposed to learn about it? seriously? am i being an idiot? just no one ever explaining it to me or how to do it/what to expect pisses me off

>inb4 underage

im 22
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I'm mad they told me it was normal and healthy and being I have a crooked dick and a porn addiction.

I want to kill myself every day because I can't stay chaste
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>>36151879
where are you from? in school sex ed they literally only said "abstinance" and showed us a dicks with warts slideshow

im from alabama btw
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www.gnosticteachings.org
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Lol you sound autistic you fag
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Well, that's a new one... never heard that before.

I'm sure I would have figured it out eventually... I was already humping pillows at age 10 or 11 (oldfag here, and from a very conservative family, so I didn't have much to go by), but then by chance, in a pool, my dick got in front of where it shoots out the water, and the feeling hit me like a ton of bricks. Later, in the bathroom, I tried to replicate what it did to me, and I had my first orgasm. It was really intense and startling, just how instantly I wanted to stop touching it when it happened. It's funny, the orgasm wasn't pleasurable the first time. I just thought, "Oh, it gets to the point when you really don't want to touch it anymore." And then I thought, "Oh, is this what sex is about?"... I was so dumb at the time, I wasn't completely sure. (And of course, nothing came out... not for years)

I was also so dumb, I thought for like a good 2 years that maybe I had discovered a secret that people didn't know about. But then, I guess I eventually heard my friends mention it here and there.
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