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I lost my virginity to a hooker when I was 18. I've only got laid a few times since and I really wanna do it again. Average girls don't even come close.
It's expensive, though.

I'd pay them so I can have a conversational partner.

Do women realize how boring their existence is?

>Shopping
>Eating
>Dressing
>Working
>Complaining
>Crying
>Gossiping
>50 shades of grey and Harry Potter
>Jewish TV
>Dead

Scary stuff my anons.

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>>36150891
>>36150971
Lost my virginity to a college aged escort in BDSM session. Was pretty hot, just wish I could fuck her again.

>>36150891
My robot ex-roommate just got busted in a prostitution sting.

Stay safe out there boys.

>>36150943
Luckily there are "cheap" prostitutes where I live who are not dirty or super ugly. Since the country is facing an economical crisis sometimes you can even find attractive young girls for something like 30 USD.

>>36151001
>roommate
Holy shit were you the DOM? I've always dreamed of domminating a female in a bdsm session but I never got the chance :/

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>>36151070
Yeah, it was pretty dope. She bought the gear, wore kinky lingerie and didn't charge me extra.

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Got 2 women and one tranny. Ironically the tranny was the nicest. After both of us finishing we just cuddled under the sheets while watching Star Trek TNG.

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>>36151491
Got the chick I was with high as a kite and redpilled her on the necessity of the 2nd Amendment.

>>36151024
>Living in some shithole nation where humanity's oldest profession is illegal
Come on now anon.

>>36151654
Blame (((women))) and their good goyim.

I fucked the three hottest women I've ever laid eyes upon irl and it only cost me 60 Euro each.

Cheers Amsterdam.

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There are at least 2 to 3 girls working the corner of my street in Oakland 24/7. Theyre thick as fuck, but I cant get over the fact that theyre gettin dicked all the time so I font have any desire.

I cant believe how good they look though, some of thrm are incredible

guys i live in london and have no idea how to hire an escort. craigslist is full of fakes/hiv trannies and i don't really know what else there is. any ideas?

>>36151844
>Streetwalkers
Lmao enjoy your herpes.

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>>36151908
Yeah whatever. Theyre not gonna be dirtier than what could be dragged out of a club

>>36151961
Even backpage hos are better.

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Lost my virginity to a ladyboy in Thailand when I was 17. I didn't know it had a dick until after the underwear was off. By then there was no turning back for me.
It was probably one of the best nights of my life. So much fun.
Fucked a bunch of hookers in Thailand and Vietnam over the past 4 year. Both girls and ladyboys.

>>36152634
did you get hiv bruh?

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First time I bought a hooker she have me a bj and I came within like a minute. Within like 10 minutes later I felt no satisfaction.

Second time I got a hooker she turned out to be a tranny. Let it suck my dick anyway but I got a massive Charlie horse in my leg halfway through and called it off.

Third time I bought a hooker I paid her to be blow me, and after a minute or so she offered to fuck for an extra ten bucks. We got in the backseat and she rode me for about a minute. I was so nervous that I couldn't keep an erection, so I pretended to come so we could move on.

Fourth time I bought a hooker I paid her to fuck, but I couldn't maintain an erection so I called it off.

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>>36152722
Negatory.
I have gotten no STDs. Yet.

>>36150891
I've had 2 prostitutes and that's how I lost my virginity.
I decided to cave in and just get a hooker off craigslist to finally lose my virginity and get rid of a ton of stress and sexual tension I've had for so long. This was also around my Bday weekend and my birthday was pretty lackluster at best, so I got one and she was nice and understood that I was never touched.
She sucked me off and I TRIED to get hard but couldn't but she was kind enough to keep going until I came. I tried to do missionary but I failed that so she kept sucking me and I came. We hugged and said goodbye.
The second one I decided to finally lose it and I got a really good one. Very kind and sweet girl and understood my situation, so we took it slowly. She sucked me off and then we did missionary and I came after 10 minutes. I then hug her for the rest of our time and she gave me a free twerk show. Goddamn, did that make me wanna go for round 2 but I didn't have any money left.
We hugged and said our goodbyes and I had a very happy expression on my face for the rest of my night.
Good times, just make sure you wrap it up before you go in.

>>36151491
Faggot

>>36151024

I would get a prostitute tomorrow if i didnt live in the fucking US

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>>36150891
I want to lose my virginity so bad. I'm a 26 year old KHV hikineet who has never held a job for longer than a week and lives with his pants on allowance. Prostitution is decidedly illegal here and the penalty ranges up to a year behind bars and lifelong time on the sex offender registry if I get caught by an undercover cop online soliciting.

Would prostitutes care about my mental health problems? I'm ugly as fuck but I think they're used to that. I'm schizophrenic and autistic but I'd like to think my medications repress the first well enough outside of episodes for it not to be a factor. I might try drinking a bit first if I do decide to go for it in order to make me more relaxed.

All I want is someone to care about me though. At least to pretend. I could settle for cuddling for a few hours. Maybe some kissing. Maybe we watch jeopardy or anime or some other thing that could be fun or relaxing. I want her to be fully attentive and not heavily on drugs when she's with me if I ever did this. But then again I'm not fucking risking getting caught.

Why does the government hate betas so much? Prostitution has been legal all throughout history up until the nanny state bullshit of the last century. Men in the past who couldn't get any just paid for it and everyone won, now sexbots are in development because of this very problem.

I would want to bite some kind of cyanide capsule if I got caught though.

>>36153385
you are such a fucking pussy

>>36153466
what drugs are you prescribed?

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>>36153632
Zyprexa, Xanax, Lexapro, and Buspirone. Not so bad ultimately I just sleep a lot through the day since I'm nocturnal.

>>36150891
I lost my virginity to an escort who looked like Anne Hathaway, and even did the exact same "WHAT A FORWARD YOUNG MAN YOU ARE" when I fingered without asking (I didn't know you were meant to). Was bretty gud

>>36153671
hows the zyprexa treating you?

>>36153677
You lucky nigger.

fjfihg

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>>36153898
In high doses, Zyprexa is like a chemical lobotomy. Only go with it if you're bad enough to need basically anything to treat it. I'm on a medium dose so I still get drowziness and sleep all day, but I'm not numb to everything. Some people on the higher 15 or more mg doses can fall asleep at random.

>>36151534
God bless you the true American patriot

Went to South America to a brothel where it's legal, paid 10 bucks for two girls and had some amazing sex, they blow you so you get hard then they put the condom on. Went there when I was 16 then went a couple of time again that same summer going again this summer shit was great

>>36153259
sorry that you still caught the gay
rip

>>36151042
where at
greece or poland

ordered a backpage girl when i was 19 last year. she looked a lot like mily cyrus, short blond hair. even had a southern accent. not how the pic was advertised. she was roommates with this 9/10 holy shit i wanted her so badly. but i was too beta to suggest and only bought enough for 2 hours, i assumed she would cost more. was so nervous even after the miley clone blew me for 20 minutes i was only half hard. barely lost my virginity that afternoon. gonna do this again but after i get in shape. i think i was limp because im fat and have 0 confidence. also she was kinda meh. no license so paid some taxi driver to take me there, later called mom and told her i need a pick up and that i took a taxi to go to panda express. vaginas are slimey. my advice is dont cheap out. if she costs 250/hour then pay it, you want an erection and only qts can give you one, but they are pricey. better yet go to eastern europe or latin america fuck these outrageous western prices