Ideal gf

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mai waifu of course

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I just want a gf as depressed as me so we can be depressed together. Is that really that hard?

>>36146739
>virgin
>loves me
>introverted
>cool interests
>doesn't drink/do drugs
>qt and slim

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I hope one day to meet this beauty.

>black girl who likes white guys
>not morbidly obese
>will sit on my face
>won't cheat
>actual female

>>36146854
you can't have a gf and be depressed at the same time, anon.

>>36146854
Yes you mong, if you're both that depressed you won't bother even talking to each other.

>>36146868
is this erica? she cute af

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>>36146739
>incapable of love
>only wants relationship for appearances and convenience
>equivalently successful career
>not depressed or overly-emotional
>technologically-competent
>attractive

Basically a girl version of me.

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She is literally perfect in every way

>>36146868
>>36146961
Anyone remember her twitch name?

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These threads amuse me, I'll play along.

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Any of my 3x3

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>>36146739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ4PLgct3Og

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAEM95ixp-s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHu5p8dpxk8

Get ready to cry when it sinks in you'll never have this girl.....

>>36147143
>asmr
>3dpd
Drink bleach and kys

>>36146739
>Pale girl with short hair
>Loves horror/paranormal
>Extraverted

>Depressed as well so I could make her bad days better

>>36147160
Had to google what the fuck 3dpd is

You are seriously autistic

>>36147143
She always seemed like she hates making those videos. Obviously only doing it for that ASMR money.

>>36147245
>Had to google what the fuck 3dpd is
Welcome, reddit! This is where memes begin!

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mine wins the interneet

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>>36146739
>optimistic, to the degree that most people would find obnoxious
>loyal
>willing to learn
>good sense of humour
>isn't a worthless slut

It's a lot to ask i know. My standards are unrealistic as fuck.

>>36147311
No I've been using 4chan for a long time now.

The thing is, I've reached a level of robot-ness that exceeds all of yours.

I don't really read any of the stuff here, I do, but it's rare.

I'll just keep aimlessly clicking the ''1'' page button, refreshing, hoping for maybe an interesting picture or someone worse off than me which makes me feel slightly better about myself, but it's rare.

All the buzzwords you people use are a foreign language to me.

>>36147245
>Had to google what the fuck 3dpd is

Unironically go back to redddit you retarded fucking normalshit. You are the cancer killing not just this board but 4chan.

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>>36147401
This is some fucking outlandish trolling right here

>>36147401
>Ive been using 4chan for a long time now
>reddit spacing
Get out and never come back.

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cute girls who loves animals is my fav

>>36147421
>>36147448
>>36147450
I mostly use /pol/ though. I've visited reddit but I can't figure it out. Where's the box to post stuff??

>>36147143

I prefer gibi

>5" 11
>brown hair
>plays vidya occasionally

Heres her YT. https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCE6acMV3m35znLcf0JGNn7Q

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>>36147501
>an actual 12 year old

What in the fuck is asmr? I searched it up and it seems to be some autistic cuck shit. Do you faggots really get turned on by noises? Kys

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>>36147560

No, I can't do anything that requires more than 3 seconds of thinking, I'm not kidding.

see this is my flag collection

>>36147591
are you le triggered? why dont you fuck off to 9gag

>>36147591
It just relaxes me and the girl is really pretty

>>36147591
What you just said - some retarded autistic shit that white """""""""""people""""""""""" came up with.

>>36147057
head shape is all fucked up

>>36147075
It's ericaeel

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>tfw no light skinned comic book nerd Latina gf

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>>36146739
>tfw no russian gf who struggles to speak english well

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:< if only things could be as perfect as i imagine they could be.

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>all the 12 year old boy faces ITT

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>>36146739
someone who was into girls and at least slightly cute
there's none

>>36148444
I've seen 30 year old men in drag pass better than Jennifer Connelly.

>>36148444
I would take 12 year old boy faces over 40 year old man ones any day of the week

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Something along these lines

Looks

>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings

Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but

>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids

>>36149004
>doesn't want kids

kill yourself

>>36149044
>he wants ugly, entitled shits to drain his wallet and waste his best years

>>36148444
>that's-a-man-baby.jpg

>>36149044
>wants kids
>is a robot

>>36149074
>he doesn't want fun, little bags of awesomeness that will carry on his family name and genetics AND allow him to die peacefully with a feeling of fulfillment due to satisfying the most natural of natural human wants

>>36149044
are you really this retarded?

origigi

>>36149113
This is a state of temporary limbo

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Thick thighs save lives

Oregon

>>36149146
It is an objectively bad decision for some people to have kids, if you can raise them well then by all means do it.

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>>36146739
>tfw no amazonian introvert qt
this is my ideal relationship and it will never happen.

>>36149146
this is a state of delusion

>>36149121
You're the retard, enjoy being a miserable old fart with no one. I know you're probably in your 20s and like dwelling on the fact you're nothing but it's traumatizing when you're in your 70s

>>36149167
Jew detected, this is why the white race is dying. If starving Somalis can pump out 10 kids then by god ANYONE in the first world can have at least 3

>>36146854
Why would you want to be depressed?

She isn't quite my ideal b.co she tries to make Jim Carey's character more confrontational, but she's the closest one I can think of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPI5sWcaRL0