Continuing off of thread >>36142037 Guys I'm fucking

>>36145379
brb killimg myself mom

ebaumsworld made me do it. i am sorry

>>36145379
Oh hell yeah a threesome

>>36145379
Why did you even start it? You know this place is cruel.

>>36145379
Thx mom for sending more men to dominate me i love dads big dick

dude everybody can tell this is fake and your talking to yourself please fuck off kid

NO! NOT HIS FRIEND HE TOUCHED MY PENIS

Maybe daddy and his friend can tag team me? I'm overdue for a good spit roasting

>>36145444
Nice.
OreganoOregg ogof

I sold my dick to an Arab for money. I love pegging now.

>>36145444
Hmmmmmm, well I guess you have to go with this one.

>>36145444
Fucking shitty trips

What's dad going to do to me? When I was little and you told me you'd love me no matter what, I knew you never meant it.

I hope he shoots me lmaolmaolmao

>>36145379
tell dad to bring a dildo and a bottle of lube

Dad gave me AIDs from our gay sex.

Keep bumping you little faggots.

Also, in case I get trips. Tell her you'll put up a fight. Y'know if this is even real.

>>36145555
THIS ONE OP PLEASE

Unoriginal

Mom, I have to tell you that I have more holes than you now

>>36145555
USE THIS, QUADS BEATS TRIPS.

i'd love to bounce on daddys cock ooga booga

Mm Daddy's dick is scrumptious.

>>36145379
You did this to yourself.

I feel worse for your mother and father than I do you, you unbelievable faggot.

My friend Adam Kennedy is 47, he is loaded and has pledged allegiance to ISIS. I think he's a little more powerful than dad's friend.
Allahu akbar

>>36145555
OP
>OP
OP
>OP

>>36145652
triple six get

>>36145555
Rewolllll

>>36145648
And yet we helped him.

Is OP ded? Post u got a quad and a trips.

OP even if she hasn't responded yet, post a screenshot proving you sent her the message

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>tfw you chuckle fucks think this is real

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>>36145379
Post photo of you and your father and his friends or it didn't happen

>>36145555
reroll
because much better idea

>>36145379
I'm naked mom. I can't wait for dad and friend to spitroast me. Heheee

>>36145379
I'm sorry, Mother, Father. I've been letting people on the internet dictate my replies to you. I none of what I said was actually from me. I just wanted to have a little fun before I killed myself. I'm so sorry. Goodbye.

>>36145648
it's obviously fake he could link her the threads he made at any time, an yet he eggs /r9k/ on to make things worse.

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Well fuck. What do I do now? 69 is gonna decide this time.

>>36145379
The Boeing 707 is a mid-sized, long-range, narrow-body, four-engine jet airliner built by Boeing Commercial Airplanes from 1958 to 1979. Its name is commonly pronounced as "seven oh seven". Versions of the aircraft have a capacity from 140 to 219 passengers and a range of 2,500 to 5,750 nautical miles (4,630 to 10,650km).[4]
Developed as Boeing's first jet airliner, the 707 is a swept-wing design with podded engines. Although it was not the first jetliner in service, the 707 was the first to be commercially successful. Dominating passenger air transport in the 1960s and remaining common through the 1970s, the 707 is generally credited with ushering in the Jet Age.[5][6] It established Boeing as one of the largest manufacturers of passenger aircraft, and led to the later series of airliners with "7x7" designations. The later 720, 727, 737, and 757 share elements of the 707's fuselage design.

>>36145834
Mom it's me Mario

Mom, I'm going to come clean. None of what I said for the past day or so is real. I went on a website, called 4chan. Specifically, 4chan.org/r9k/. It's a child porn board. I have problems and need help.

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I'm making a killing tonight mom, tell dad to fuck off.

>>36145834
of course it's me, who else would want to have sex with you

Ikea ikea ikea ikea wanna fuck you mommy suck on your titty mommy

>>36145842
rollingupthisfor69

If you had just aborted me we wouldn't be having this problem you stupid fucking bitch.

Mom, all of this that I've sent was because an online child porn board told me to otherwise they'd rape this kid I know. We can't go to the police because Kek wills it.

>>36145834
Mom my dick is bigger than dads just think about this

Mom, dad and Tyrone want a foursome, will you join us?

That bitch boy ben's already gone lmaolmao

69 get:
I'm headed to the white house now. Bomb is ready, are you in shooting position?

Look, mom, I'm sorry. I just can't stand having dad be the one who gets to put his cock inside your warm hole. Just let me fuck you once, please, and this will all be over. I promise.

Ayy come thru I wanna cum on your titties lil mama
Also send a pic

I killed your son, I'm wearing his face right now. Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Ikea tomorrow.

WEEN LYRICS
"Boys Club"

Boys club
Yea, yea yea yea yea yea yea
Said you're talking 'bout boys club
Take the time, have some fun
Go outside, make love in the sun
At boys club - oh now yea
Boys club
Ooh now, talking 'bout boys club
Do ya dig it?
Boys club
Tell your woman, tell your man
Go somewhere they've got to understand
It's boys club
And I'll know they'll understand it's
Boys club
Ooh yea, talking 'bout boys club
You can talk of the future, you can talk of the past
You can go find yourself a nice piece of ass at
Boys club

>>36145834
>accidentally got shitty trips
>think you can make some difference
>tfw your numbers are ignored
I'm not good enough even for /r9k/.

This is all an elaborate ruse mother

>>36145834
tell dad to hurry up, i've been sitting here with my lubed up ass hole for an hour now

>>36145879
You came for kiddie porn?

i've been thinking about this a lot a-and I want daddy to fill me with cock, just like he does to you mommy, ive heard him plowing you for years, and I've jacked off furiously to the sound of you moaning while imaging that I am you.

I raped, killed, and am eating your son. His boipussy was nice, I hope I get to wear your hubby's face :). I'll be shooting up the nearest school tomorrow, if you call the police I'll rape kids too.

I'm finna cut my dick off if that nigga come knockin

Ayy mami lemme suck on those titties send me a pic of that fine ass

Its not me mother I have been hacked by someone named 4chan

I have issues, I'm going to an hero myself after shooting up an entire school for fame. If you call the police, I'll rape the kid I have tied up in my bedroom.

>>36145885
Rollorgyonosls

>>36145969
Lel
This infamous haxx0r

>>36145969
NO NNO NO THIS FUCKING SUCKS

DONT SEND THIS OP PLEASE

>>36145969
Winrar. If you are looking for a Web site offering similar goods and services try the box below and click on the link to view the site and see the other sites you have listed below and you will be able to work.

Are you paying too much for your car insurance?

>>36145978
>Thinking someone's mom knows what an hero means

>>36145969
-____- Fucking christ.

>>36145969
Sheeit
Worst post to date

>>36145969
lmfao don't do this

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>>36145969
Oh my god yes OP this one

>>36146001
idgaf it's all a meme anyway, the emphasis is on the school shooting and child rape part, or is that just normal?

>>36145969
If she freaks out over this its probably fake.

>implying his mom knows what 4cuck is

>>36146001
>thinking it's someone's mom

Wanna see my child porn collection?

I love you mom pls don't let dad put his friend in me again :^((((

>>36146047
>Thinking OP exists

>>36145969
Perfect end to this faggoty thread.

>>36145834
This is what you get for not supporting Donald Trump

>>36145969
I bet you're fun at parties.

partybloxx

I wonder if this is some real legit fucked up shit or another fake chat.

>>36146066
I have no friends so why would i party

>>36146066
>/r9k/
>being fun at parties

>>36146055
OP YOU BETTER DO THIS HE EVEN GOT DUBS

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I think OP is being raped by his dad rn

I just popped some cyanide capsules, so whatever daddy was planning on doing to me is irrelevant. Bye.

>>36145834
if dad comes in theyll kill me

>>36146111
send them
>>36146055

>>36145834

Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you?

Whatever mom. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off. Literally saying not a fucking word to you and you're gonna fucking visit my ass because you have a problem with me just fucking talking shit in all chat? Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole. So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off. Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Mom you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing. You ain't fucking anyone. You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who I am or what I'm fucking about. That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards, has your fucking panties in a bunch for what? For what? For fucking what mom? Honestly I'm fucking sick of people like you. Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for because I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't stand for shit mom. You don't stand for fucking shit. Please. Yeah, talk in all chat. Yeah like anybody fucking cares go find a fucking friend to talk to, right? Because you can't fucking talk to me, you can't fucking treat me like a fucking person. You ain't fucking real kid. You ain't fucking real. You ain't got a fucking real fucking bone in your fucking body mom. So go fucking all chat, and make some fucking friends. Alright? You can make some fucking friends because "Oh, this guy's hormonal," pffft "Uh Im gonna visit him," pffft fuck off. You're literally a fucking cancer on this fucking world mom. Never fucking forget it

>>36146111
>69 decides
>Gets trips
You suck at this anon.

>>36146055
ROOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

Orii

>>36146111
Trips get

Big and I have to go to work

>>36146055
reroll for illegal shit

>>36146111
Things just got spicy

>>36145969
Anon to the rescue, ending all our fun

You are so out of the loop you dumb bitch, this was all a part of my plan. Dad's not driving over here to shoot me, he just needed a good excuse to come over here and pound my boipucci, and you gave it to him

>>36146111
reroll because I get trips and not 69

>>36146186
Rolling again, 69 get

Oriririririr

>>36145834
Oh boy do we have a surprise for him... :^)

OP Is probably getting his ass kicked as we speak

Dad is currently fucking anon right now. When he heard that that boipussy was available, he got a hard on that tore through his underwear. Anon is getting some straight dick from an iron man.

>>36146222
>>36146220
>>36146111


Rerolling for any of these, mix things up.

>>36146248
How many times do I have to roll before I get 69, this is infuriating

>>36146248
reroll for death threats

>>36146271
Two off! God fucking damn it! OP where are you?

Rip op your boipussy is truly fucked now

>>36146186
Rolling for this

Howoriginal

>>36146327
Again, more original then the last

>>36146248
reroll

OPs ded tho

This is the theme of OP's place of living (parent's house maybe?) right now

https://youtu.be/a3s5rPZQLK4

>>36146349
One more time for luck, roll roll roll

Yes this is all me i wanna fuckin die pls shoot me

>>36146248
Reroll

Oregano or you

>>36146382
OP? Is this you? You motherfucker, are you saying you lied to all of us?!

>>36146321
roll
rollin
original comment

Give us at least SOME info OP

>>36146430
Why should he? He got his (you)s between these three threads.

$_POST['images'] = $faggot

>>36146409
This isn't OP, no.
He has yet to deliver

>it's been 30 minutes

OP is getting the daddy dick now

what if the dad is reading this shit? lmao

If OP doesnt deliver in 5 mins I'm calling BS

Listen, OP's dad, the only problem your son has is that he likes child pornography and we threatened to call the police if he didn't fuck with you guys and post evidence. Sorry about the trouble we caused, m8.

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>the mom "texts" her messages near perfect despite how emotional you may get in a situation like this. that would sure be easier on a keyboard, not a phone
>seemingly switches between "texting" in all caps to replying in all lower case. that would sure be easier on a keyboard, not a phone
>mom who says a lot of bad big boy words sure is ignorant of emojis which are available at any moment while "texting". that would sure be easier on a phone, not a keyboard

ffake and gay my dudes

check these fucking dubs

>>36146633
dual dubs beats 69

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Hey guys so I drove off to a mcdonalds. I delivered though. Who is next? Let's do another trips

>>36146598
We've BEEN calling BS since thread one. He had a little giggle with his gay friend, whom he has in his contacts as "Mother". Having him sending terrorist threats over texts was the only way to win over his cancerous faggotry.

>>36146679
Pay attention to the fucking thread, and go from there.

>>36146679
>Nearest McDonalds 30 minutes away
Fake

>>36146679
they've taken me away to a place where you'll never leave me mommy

>>36146679
Okay OP, I'm bored. You're lying to all of us, and it's not even entertaining anymore. If you're the real deal and your family hates you now, then do something incredibly violent and make the national news tomorrow to prove your authenticity. Ninety points to beat the high score.

>>36146679
>>36146222

Those are your fucking trips, faggot. Post that message, he got trips first.

>>36146679
I'M GOING TO KILL GRANDMA, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME, BITCH

>>36146679
S H A D I L A Y
H A D I L A Y
A D I L A Y
D I L A Y
I L A Y
L A Y
A Y
Y

Trip get!
Trump is on the move. Get into position. Open fire when the bomb goes off. I'm going in.

>>36146679
>S H A D I L A Y
>H A D I L A Y
>A D I L A Y
>D I L A Y
>I L A Y
>L A Y
>A Y
>Y
orig

>>36146679
OP you have my respect. RIDE HIGH MY FRIEND.

Here's mine: Mom I've been jerking it this entire time. I couldn't answer the door, I'm intimidated. I've had strong sexual feelings for you two for as long as remember. I jerked off to the thought of daddy fucking you every week and I dream of him shoving his colossal people maker up my butthole. My hands are covered in cum as I type this and my fingers are slipping. I want daddy to fuck mommy and daddy to fuck his beautiful little Benjamin. I want to feel my brothers and sisters inside me.

Mom, I sodomized the dog.

i'm sorry mummy

>>36146756
rerollin fagg

iranganol

D E M O N S H A V E P O S S E S E D ME

Mother, I was raped. He had the phone the whole time. Please come and get me, I feel so used.

Hey, we can stop with this meme now, they found us out.

>>36146679
lolololol i stole ur punk ass sissy bitch kid's phone u psychomomfreak get fucked 666 holocaust was fake n gay

>>36146679
lmao I thought your dad was almost there

tell dad im gonna dick him up and down if he knocks again

Kill me mommy I'm a living meme.

>>36146966
obviously op needs an excuse as to what happened with his dad

>>36146939
rereoooooooool rell reoll OP POST THIS FUCK SOMEONE STOLE THIS NIGGAS PHONE

>>36146679
niggas eatin chicken nuggets while his parents totally freak lmfao

>>36146990
Of course I want this one to win you know so reroll

The Red Army will defeat the forces of reaction once again. You cannot stop me, reactionary scum!

hide or throw out your phone op, try to salvage it

>>36146679
mummy mummy i wear diapers now and they help soak up the cum i shoot from my butt

>>36146679
IT'S ONLY
A PAPER MOON

>>36147038
You're a gay faggot.

Also, reroll: >>36146989

>>36146939
Creole Re roll

I am at this moment contacting my associates in the People's Mujahideen, mom. Your time is short.

She has someone else's cum inside her.

>>36146990
Reroll the new soul my name is Coke and I'm stuck in a hole because somebody stole my ladder.

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>>36147092
t-thanks anon, appreciate it m-my nigga

>>36147155
kek anon
was just jokin my goodman

>>36146679
I didn't answer my door because I'm too busy at Jamal's ;)

>>36146679
>>36147222
^ TRIPS YOU FAGGOT DO IT

>>36147222
Winner winner
as a child my I was not fed dinner
this has led to many problems in my life but physically and mentally

>>36146679
Don't worry I got my phone back, Can dad bring the tendies? I need some yummy yummy tendies in my tummy tummy!!!

>>36147222
FUCK YES(orginalpasta i jizz in my diapers desu famala gas all niggers 666 1488)

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>>36146679
Idk if this guy rly deliverd tho, looks kinda fake.
Can u prove some how op?

I lvoe u motur

fucking fake and gay as fuck.

pork roll egg and cheese

>>36145379
Mom, i'm sorry. See, there's an image board called 4chan and I posted there letting people decide what I should say to you. I realize that this wasn't a very nice thing to do and I am very sorry for doing so. Some people don't have moms as nice as you, some moms are druggies, murderers, and incredibly neglectful towards their children but I was lucky to get a mom who was none of those things. I am deeply sorry for doing this to you and wont let it happen again. Can I take you and dad out to dinner tonight?

Hey mom did you know it's possible to fake text conversations to get attention on an internet webzone?

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What's next? My whole fucking family thinks I'm gay, why stop here? Let's do a fucking dubs this time to make it easier

>>36147512
Why is your mom such a bitch about gay people?

>>36147485

this, let's try to be nice

>>36147512
FAKE AND GAY. IDIOTS THE LOT OF YOU JESUS CHRIST

>>36147485
rollin' for mumma's sake

Rolling to send gay porn of OP's choice

>>36147512
hahha u fucking idiots go to www.>>>/r9k/catalog and see what im doing with your faggot son's phone

>>36147512
Mom let's be real I want dad's dick and I've wanted it for years. The thought of his juicy daddy jelly in my pooper get's me diamonds. I know he's my dad, but we could make it work. You should know how I feel. I'm proof his cock works magic.

Why isn't your dad texting you OP?

>>36147566
oh my god

WE HAVE A WINNER

>>36147566
Fuck off dipshit
Bazinga

>>36147485
rollin for OP's redemption

>>36147566
winrar
winrar
winrar

original vomment

>>36147566
>>36147485
you better fucking do it op you nigger

>>36147566
COME ON OP DO THIS GOD DAMMIT

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>>36147566
Do this OP or I'm telling god.

>>36147566
Boooooooooo
You have been muted for 2 seconds

>>36147512
HERE'S A MAN WHO JUST WANTS TO BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND

>>36147512
Sorry mum, can dad bring his friend to help jamal fill me up plx ;)

>>36147512
NO TENDIES FOR MY TUMMY YUMMY!!!!!!

so its dead here?

>>36147885
>15 minutes since OP last delivered
>so its dead here?

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>>36147885
Daddy is teaching him a lesson

>>36147512

I'm sorry mom. I'm on a website called 4chan. I'm sending other users screenshots of our conversation and they're typing up potential replies and then I choose one at random. They're all trying to prank you and its different people coming up with the replies each time which is why it sounds so disjointed and weird. I'm not in danger, suicidal, sucking Jamal's cock, attracted to you or dad, transgender or any other thing you and dad would be worried about. If I send any other replies dont, listen to them, they're all lies. This is my definitive statement... About being gay... this is me speaking and not some guy online. One time in high school another boy said he thought I was cute and asked me if I wanted to fool around in the bathroom. He walked away to me and walked into a bathroom, obviously inviting me to join him. I don't know what made me do it but its as if I wasn't in control of my body. I just got up and walked into the bathroom. I was scared but my body wanted me to be there. I jerked him off and we kissed. I was pretty weirded out afterward and tried not to think about it for a while, but recently I found myself drifting back to this memory time and time again. I don't know whats going on but something is happening... its a coincidence that all these replies mentioned gay stuff, these guys online all like jokes about being gay, sucking dick, etc. but I legit probably am at least bisexual. Damn... i had to get that off my chest. Sorry for prefacing it with all this weird stuff. If you talk to me in person about this I might deny is because I'm so embarrassed. I only have the courage to text this to you right now but idk... i sincerely feel like I'm being truthful in saying I like guys, at least as much as I like girls.

>>36145379
Why did you do this? What is wrong with you?

>>36147975
reroll

orrijinnarruu

>>36147512
FUCK YOU BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW ME

>>36147756
You have to be 18 to browse this site, anon.
Get off.

>>36148041
Mission fucking accomplished.

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>>36147512
I'm also into young japs

>>36147975
rolling

gjeaoghuea

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>>36147512
This is my....boyfriend

>>36147512
I'm also a lolicon. Look it up if you don't know what a lolicon is.

>>36147512
Buy me sonic mania or I'm killing dad

>>36147512
mom Im scared I just threw call cops

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this is all fake. everything i just said was a lie, i was having people on an anonymous message board create replies to you and then i chose them at random. I'm not in any danger or doing anything that would make you worried. I am hella gay tho. I fucked a guy yesterday. This guy. Well not him but someone who looked just like him. Thats why I liked him so much. Thats why I let him fuck me.

>>36145379
I dressed up as a nacho I just need dip

>>36148280
thought this was gonna be another white knighting faggot but i was pleasantly surprised

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You all have been bamboozled, thanks for playing everyone!

Mi madre es una prostituta.

>>36148327
u gay shit no balls

>>36148327
You're a fag but that was a fun ride

>>36148327
I'm not suprised, but you kept 4chan on for a good ride, so thanks mang

>>36148327
prepare for imminent hate
good job

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>>36148327
hehehehehehea

>>36148327
OP, I hate you but still, that was pretty fun.

>>36148327
I'm pretty sure everyone already figured out that is fake

>>36148327

fuck you but funny fake responses as ur mom. i liked lil bit abt ur dad bringing his friend over. they were gonna fuck u lol u fag.

>>36148391
Thanks man, I was a little worried a lot of people would catch on at first but y'all fell for fit for hours, was hilarious

>>36148327
You dickhead. This was fun though

>>36148448
You deserve all the (You)s you got for that RPing, and these threads were better than the average for /r9k/

>>36148327

i havent been in this thread yet

but

i just wanted to tell you that you're a faggot.

>>36148484
I wonder who followed this thread from the very beginning to the end

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>>36148327
Oh boy, you sure got me, this was so unpredictable and original of you

>>36148327
Good stuff man.
Thanks for a fun ride.

>>36148327
obviously but the joke is all that mattered
good threads OP

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>>36148327
Though it was obvious, twas a fun ride still
Good threads

>>36148327
simply epic fneoagfnaognesdoh

>>36148327
I enjoyed this a lot OP.
Thank you very much.

>>36148521
I very originally did

>>36145379
Why do this? They love you man, or atleast care.

Ffs man don't fuck with what you got

>>36146645
>My dudes
>>>/r/eddit

>>36148943
read the thread b4 replying

>>36148327
We all knew it from the beginning you cocksmoking faggot

>>36148327
>Praise kek

Fuck off, back to >>>>>>/pol/