I hate showering and brushing my teeth lads It takes so much

>>36144516
>literally 15 mins a day for both
>Takes too much time

>>36144539
My showers take an hour and a half actually, sometimes longer

Days when I shower require substantial time commitments

>>36144617
Then you're retarded and showers aren't the problem, you are.

>>36144617
I know getting under all those rolls is tough but come on. 90 minutes? You could fill a 10 foot wide pool with all that water

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>>36144644
I didn't make this thread for you to be rude to me. Delete your post right now.

>>36144516
I'm the same way except with preparing and eating food.

Then dont do it and rot away.

>>36144516
I'm te same way but instead that I don't want to go to sleep. Like, there's games I want to play, movies to watch, threads to browse.

>>36145149
>Then dont do it and rot away.

no. fuck you

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I was the same, but now I just lurk in the shower.

Tablet + waterproof bag.

>>36144516
can you post your bmi?

Showering is one of the only pleasure in my life, I love it.

But fuck teeth and brushing them. If there is a god, he did an awful job designing teeth.

>>36144710
I'm actually pretty thin because of:

>>36144883
This
Yeah I live in a dorm that has prepared meals already downstairs whenever I want

But it's so hard to get food when I could just sit here and shit post

>>36145262
Something like 17 idk
I'm a little above 100 pounds and like 5'9"

>>36145268
yeah I just drink a lot of water and swoosh it around in my mouth instead
since I rarely eat food I don't really need to brush my teeth that much anyways. And I never drink anything but water. My teeth are actually pretty clean

>>36145334
Explain to me how it takes an hour and a half to shower please?

>>36145606
>Explain to me how it takes an hour and a half to shower please?
I just get in there and stand under the water for an hour and a half

>>36145622
are you simple or something?

>>36144516
I used to like showering, but it's really become a chore in recent years.

I have hated brushing my teeth my entire life. It's not even about the time really, just that it feels really, really uncomfortable to me. It's like my teeth are just extra sensitive and rubbing a brush on them feels so unnatural and almost painful. I tend to be very sensitive/fidgety in other ways too (for example I often feel uncomfortable in my clothing no matter what I wear or how much I try to adjust it) , so it's probably just the 'tism.

>>36145622
you can just step out of the shower after 10 minutes though

>>36145746
>are you simple or something?
Not sure I understand your question
Was English not your first language?

>>36145882
>you can just step out of the shower after 10 minutes though
Yeah but it's warm
After I get in I don't want to get out

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This kind of thinking has literally ruined my life.

>fuck working on this paper, 4chan and vidya is much more fun
>fuck going out with friends, 4chan and vidya is much more fun

Took me 22 years to realize that pain and suffering are absolutely vital to living a good life. Perpetual pleasure and stimulation turns you into a sedentary degenerate.

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I am kinda the same OP. I find tasks that should be automatic things to be so boring and manual, things like eating, showering, sleeping, waking up. Sometimes I just smoke weed and ignore everything for a day. I never understood people who eat to much, you get hungry and don't wanna eat? Don't then, just ignore it I have gone 3 days without eating anything.

>>36145942
I am American, are you simple?

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>>36146015
>think this way for my entire life
>still think like this even though it is bad for me

I think I might be somewhat retarded.

>>36146144
I do too, literally have a paper due tomorrow and know that I should be doing it and that I'm a giant retard for not doing it right now, but I've conditioned myself to ignore that voice.

>>36146142
>I am American, are you simple?
Ok