Genetic Defects Thread

>>36144302
Damn, I'm sorry bro. It would probably be easier to just get your future wife pregnant my artificial insemination rather than the birdshit method. Or would you rather try the birdjizz method if you could?

>>36144302
Have you considered corrective surgery?

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>>36144302
>>I'd have to basically jack off with my asshole over her held open, gaping roastie vagoo and have her be ok with me taking a birdshit inside
I'm so sorry, that sounds awful but I can't stop laughing

>>36144302
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN, thanks for the kek OP!!!

>>36144302
This seems like it'd be easily fixable with surgery though.

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>>36144302
I've got the same peehole problem as you buuut... At least you've got a dick to go with it

I'm a male with female hips, but i don't even have klinefelters or anything its just shit genetics

Makes my ass look huge and cloths fit retardedly. I hate the way I look it looks so bad I can't imagine any girl being attracted to my shit body unless they were gay

>>36144302
Do you have any other abnormalities?

>>36144696
Same, girls don't seem to notice or care much tho.

>>36144302
I was given hypospadia surgery when I was 2
I wish I wasn't given the surgery because they removed the frenulum and foreskin and some shaft skin to do the surgery
I don't feel any pleasure on my penis

>>36144745
I hope you're right cause it gives me so much stress >>36144745

>>36144302
>>36144631
Holy fucking shit this is the first time i've actually laughed out loud at a fucking 4chan post.

Also sorry about your Shitcum

>>36144631
this actually exists , now i actually feel kind of .. lucky .. privileged that i have a fully functional 6"5 dick

>>36144696
some dudes dig that if you are willing to go gay

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>>36144302
Dude that's the funniest shit I've ever read.

>>36144874
Enjoy it whiIe you got it

>>36144948
What's that supposed to mean , will i lose it ?

Ever-so-slightly wonky eye, speech impediment, weak jaw. I still managed to get laid two times in the last ten years. Right place right time I guess.

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>>36144302
Hahahahaha
>>36144631
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

>>36144980
Fucking lazy eyed normalfaggots reeeeeeeeeeee

>>36144900
Why would a gay dude like a feature of a woman? I thought they liked men?

>>36144302
>has had sex
Just fuck off already, seriously.

>>36145140
For the same reason a straight man might like a flat chested/ass girl, I suppose.

>>36144631
How do you cum?

>>36145283
Literally can't. Haven't cum since I lost it

>>36145352
>perineal hypospadias
How did you loose it?

>>36145380
disregard the greentext
i was googling it

>>36145352
how did you lose it?

>>36145140
some gay guys like feminine men and/or men with big asses, just like some like masculine men etc

>>36145422
Had cancer in my dick

>>36145451
Fuck dude, how do you get up and do anything after that???

>>36145451
Jesus man can't imagine what that must have felt like to be told your dicks gonna be chopped off

>>36144302
Thats a pretty big cock tho

>>36144696
Me too lel. Worst thing is I have a short torso too which means that wearing any upper body clothing that isn't tucked in puts me str8 into pear mode. Got gyno too which is even worse.

>>36144302
Why havent you gotten corrective surgery??

>>36145451
you were uncut, then?

>>36145451
I would straight up kill myself.

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>horrific skin conditions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichthyosis_vulgaris
>5'10
>hairy hands, ass crack, no hair on back/chest
>the usual list of mental disorders, which in part may be genetic
>really thick hair that takes ages to dry
>cancer runs in family

Just fuck my shit up guys. Fucking kill me

>>36145561
Yeah it was pretty horrifying. They chopped it off that same day too so I didn't even get to jerk off one last time

>we exist yet people still think eugenics is bad

Fuck I wish Hitler had won. Every baby with genetic defects should be aborted

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>>36145638
Dont worry son...

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I have PPP (pic related) as well as fordyce spots since I'm a teen and to top it off I have hair growing on my shaft up to the middle section.

Because of this I never have been close to a women outside of family by fear of having sex with her.

>>36145708
I want to suck this pee pee

>>36145696
kek, but seriously fuck you

>>36145638
You sound like a bitch desu, none of those are specially bad.

>>36144631
How did you deal with getting horny? I assume it's not an issue anymore.

>>36145807
>horrible skin condition that gets you bulied your entire childhood
>manlet
>might die early
Ez life

>>36145838
I still have my balls so I still get horny. And just stay horny since I can't get any release

>>36145898
You can't fuck your ass?

>>36145974
I can but I can't cum from it

>>36145673
I don't actually believe that.

>>36144696
I am gonna need pics

I too have some quite girly hips and a anterior pelvic tilt which perks out my already muscly/fat ass but i always wear loose clothes so it doesnt show that much.

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>>36144631
Hahaha nigga your ball are like the Christmas tree ones just an ornament

>>36146082
Post musclepucci

>>36144302
>can have sex like normal
Die normalfag

>>36146243
Lol hahahahaha funni joke!!1 am laughing hahaha

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>>36146082
Different anon with wide hips/girly body.

Men don't seem to be into it and it's a real pain in the ass to buy pants, I wear a 33x30

>>36146454
Post the pooper immediately

>>36146454
That's not particularly wide hipped or girly... you can just work out if you want a more masculine physique. It takes a special kind of someone to post a fairly normal looking body and complain about difficulty in buying pants in the same thread as someone who shits cum and another guy who had to get his dick chopped off because of cancer.

>>36144302
W-wait

you shit cum out your ass

AHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>36144302
OP is literally the only person in the world to get cum dripping out of his asshole and NOT have a gay penis inside him


hooly shit OP I'm so sorry, why not just shit into a funnel or something and use they to impregnate?

Or maybe just collect sperm and artificially inseminate her?

>>36146629
>shit into a funnel or something and use they to impregnate
Lmao

>>36146592
>you shit cum out your ass
y-you don't?

>>36146454
Lol you look fine bro. Maybe just loose a bit of weight

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>>36144302
>I'd have to basically jack off with my asshole over her held open, gaping roastie vagoo and have her be ok with me taking a birdshit inside
Lost my shit right here

>>36146454
/fit/ here, that's not really that bad and could be fixed by working out

I'm a girl missing a tit, had a skin condition and the drunk doctors in my natuve country thought it was cancerous but it wasn't. Just scars now, looks shit.

>>36144302
I'm a shitskin monkey man

>>36148217
Why don't you get the remaining tit centered on your chest and enlarge it into a super boob?

>>36148217

Eeeeyy chins up, Sally! Tits half full and all that. That's 1 more than the queers here on 4chin will ever have.

born with asymmetrical face b/c cleft lip

>>36144631
Timestamp faggot. If someone on /r9k/ was born without a dick, we would have heard about it before this.

>>36148791
Did you eventually beat your scumbag mother for smoking/drugging while she was pregnant with you? That's what I would've done.

>>36146454
normal as fuck faggot.

>>36148918
she killed herself when I was 2

>>36148885
He claims it was lost from cancer.
He also claims that they cut it off the same day, so he couldnt get a last fap. Which is straight up from castration caption porn. I'm pretty sure he's making it up.

Not really a "defect", but I have a horrendous penoscrotal web as a result of my circumcision. Functionality is not impacted, but my penis looks horrible.

Thanks jews.

>Hairy as FUCK
>Hair grows all the way up my dick, up until the color change portion
How people get smooth legs and asses is a mystery to me

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>>36144302
>tfw Klinefelters
IT'S NOT FAIR, I WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING A QT GIRL BUT INSTEAD I ENDED UP BEING A FUCKING FREAK OF NATURE.

>>36144302
>>that soulcrushing look when i clean up after i basically shit jizz

top kek

>>36145708
everyone has hair on their shaft and fordyce spots are extremely common.

>>36144302
>if I ever wanted to have kids and get a girl pregnant I'd have to basically jack off with my asshole over her held open, gaping roastie vagoo and have her be ok with me taking a birdshit inside

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>36144631
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

>>36149175
Use the fact adhd is a symptom to get prescribed medical grade amphetamine
Ask for xans because your normal anxiety skyrockwtted on the addy (it wont, but people thatve never done it will buy it)
Ask about suboxone for pain mngt.
>fuck ur life
>take drugs
>kill a bear
>???
>profit

>>36144527
>if I ever wanted to have kids and get a girl pregnant I'd have to basically jack off with my asshole over her held open, gaping roastie vagoo and have her be ok with me taking a birdshit inside

This really sounds terrible but I can't stop laughing

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>>36149412
>it wont, but people thatve never done it will buy it

the most anxious I have ever been was when I was on adderall

>>36148885
It's fake, that guy posts this constantly, and it's always this same picture.
>>36144631

>>36146454
>ribcage is bigger than hips

REEE you're not widehipped