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>tfw study my ass off for one exam
>get 76
>tfw don't study much for another exam
>get 78

what's even the point

>>36142359
I'm in a hotel room 8 hours from home about to go do a test on campus for one of my distance ed subjects.

I haven't studied and might drive head on into traffic on my way there

>>36142409
wew, sounds rough. maybe you can cram a bit?

I can't wait for summer. I will have to wageslave in order to not be homeless, but at least I can spend the evenings and weekends not worrying about some god damn project or exam.

>>36142535
same senpai. even though i have to work some shit job, at least there won't be any damn homework assignments.

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>essay worth 40% due in 12 hours
>haven't started
WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS

Got so stressed that my heart started beating in weird patterns, chest pains, breathing problems.

Uni made me realize what stress was, and what fear is, gave me perspective.

> Those long nights of stress before an exam
> That sharp pain of regret for not studying
> "Why do I always do this?"
> "Why do I never change?"
> "Next time I'll study I swear"

When a new term starts you go to the first lecture, then go home after half, promising yourself you will study

> You never do

>>36143805
I wish I was still writing essays, I found them fun. Now I'm doing nothing but math instead.
REEEEEEE

>>36144249
Fun? I fucking hate writing tasks, I only enjoy exams.

>have to write a 10 page paper on the governor of Vermont
like what the fuck even is this

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>>36144249
>Now I'm doing nothing but math instead
I wish I could do that. Instead I have to write shitty essays

I've stopped going to class and it's too late. I'm going to fail. I just couldn't stand leaving my room. Anytime I did someone would bully me. Hell even a person in a wheelchair made the entire class laugh at me.

>>36144171
Nigger, you need to calm down. I have the same exact health problems as you do. High blood pressure will KILL you if you dont learn to chill tf out. Make the effort to be on top of your shit so that you wont stress yourself out later in the semester.

>>36142359
>>How's that group project going?

15 minute audio visual presentation due in a week. Nobody has done anything.

>>36142359
I've (again) told my mother that I'm going to quit college after this semester and get an IT cert or something at the trade school. She finally seems to be on board with it. Nothing is final yet but I'm getting a small glimmer of hope.

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>first weekend since spring break with nothing to do
>only a short paper that'll take an hour at most
>watched anime and youtube all weekend
>being lazy throws my ability to focus off
>now I can't get the motivation to do the paper
>anime still have 8 episodes left
>really want to finish

This is why I hate having nothing to do, I get lazy. I need constant work to keep my work ethic going.

>>36144171
Damn you're like me. But on top of that add social anxiety and some weird mental disorder...classes are becoming a real pain in the ass for me and it's just my first year (well technically not first but I was nothing like this before).
Exams...I almost got a heart attack on my first exam...I'm actually worried that I'm going to die like this..

>>36146294
sounds cool. i was thinking of getting it certified. seems fairly simple

All I can say is that uni is far better than high school

>go to lecture
>always the last one to get in so I can avoid all the obnoxious student small talk
>sit and listen to the lecture
>feel that the professor is wrapping up so I already pre-pack all my shit
>as soon as the professor says "That'll be all for to-" I am already on my legs first storming out like someone called in a bomb threat
>go straight home

And that's the third year now, it's great being completely free of any forced connections or relationships with others.

>>36146593
I do all of that, but I live on campus, so it's hell. I miss high school :(

>>36146593
i just don't even show up to class anymore

Who /anxiety+stress/ here?

>chest wall pain
>muscle spasms and twitching
>tense muscles whenever your stress shoots up
>dull headaches near your temples whenever you're fatigued or tired

I take aspirin but it's starting to wear off. Uni is slowly killing me and Im not even half way done since I still need to finish differential equations and my last physics course before I start on my major courses for mechanical engineering. I really do it gets better than this.

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>chilling in my dorm
>see spider on the wall
>climb on top of my bed to try to kill it
>start to swing at it with a book
>lose balance
>fall off my bed and my body slams onto the ground
>chair falls on top of me
i don't know why i try anymore

>>36147016
Start lifting out and eating right. I'm serious.

The only result from stress will then be maybe some sweating and red cheeks and that's it.
But the mental weight of it will always stay the same, no cure for that other than drugs.

>>36147016
Me, anon.
>>36146408
This post was mine.
I don't know if I should start worrying before it's too late.
> heart pounds so hard I'm afraid that whoever is sitting next to me can feel the pulses
> have first exam, lucky that there aren't many people around on my turn, but my heart was going fucking crazy
I always delude myself into thinking that I'm fine but idk...

Who here /itchy/?
Why is my back always so goddamnit itchy REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36147296
I've had heart palpitations before. It's just chest wall pain unless you feel pain shooting from your heart all the way to the head which in that case you should take a strong dose of aspirin and call 911 before you have a heart attack.

>>36147156
>not letting the spider live
>not letting the spider make a web
>not letting the spider catch bugs for you, forming a commensalistic relationship

>>36147272
I know. I did a light workout yesterday of some cardio and basic dumbbell chest presses and afterwards, I immediately felt better. My muscle spasms rarely occurred throughout the day after my workout. I also did some basic meditation for 10 minutes to lower my stress.

I guess I have no other choice but to start living a healthy lifestyle. Oh well, at least I can start looking like Chad in a year or two.

>>36147398
I see. I don't feel any pain, just some occasional sting when it pounds too hard.
My paranoia doesn't help either

>>36147602
Yeah, that stinging/stabbing-like pain is very common with chronic chest wall pain. It's usually benign and a sign that you're stressed the fuck out.

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Three of my classes are taught by the same professor and she assigns the same assignments in each class.
>tfw I get credit for three classes for one classes worth of work

>tfw spring break just started

my school's break is really late, but on the plus side once break is over there's like 2 weeks left then finals then I'm done

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>roommates watching SNL at 100 volume
Why

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i'm so tired

just make it stop

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>have to get up at 5 am to commute to school 3x a week
>have to get up at 4:00 am to commute to my work placement 2x a week
>can't afford to leave home without going into massive debt

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill my self right now

How do I find a new room with strangers? I never lived outside campus but with money being tight I have no other choice but to rent a room with some normalshit roommates. Since Im a robot, I dont know anyone so wtf do I do? Do I go on craigslist or something and hope I dont get robbed?

>>36148952
you won't get robbed looking for a place to live on craigslist. Just look for student housing that advertises how close it is to the school. It's cheap to live in a nice families basement, I did that for one year.

>>36148979
Any red flags I should know when I meet a person for a room rental? Wtf do I ask them? I've never rented anything before in my life. Do they give me paperwork and I give them my ID and signature or something?

>>36149156
When you rent a place, you sign a lease which has all the rules and stuff that you need to follow and it lists the rent costs that you'll be responsible for. You can co-sign a lease with someone, so that the apartment is in both your names. Or, if someone is already renting an apartment and they later decide to get a roomate, then the new roomate signs a sublease (not sure where they get a sublease form from).
Just make sure you understand the rules of the lease. Sometimes you'll be jointly liable, meaning even if your roomate doesn't pay their half of the rent, then you still get in trouble, but sometimes there is individual leases where you are only responsible for your share of the rent.

After looking for a job for a while because I ran out of financial aid and didn't know how I was going to pay rent, I finally found 2 jobs. I applied to both planning on being turned down but ended up really liking them, so I decided to do both. I am also satying up at school for summer, so working both jobs is going to be great because I will have something to do and be able to make some comfy income.

Also some high school friends decided they might come visit me at school for a few days over summer.

Things are finally starting to look good.

>try to start studying
>end up cleaning my place, doing my laundry, doing my dishes, even pairing my socks in the sock basket

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Was supposed to have a Calculus exam on Tuesday and these fuckers decided to have a students protest for the day so the damn exam will most likely get postponed a week.

Very Christian country so next friday is a national holiday and I was supposed to enjoy myself without worrying about anything school related. Now I'm going to have a fucking exam looming over my head the entire long weekend god fucking dammit.

I do not like this.

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welp.
gonna fail my final tomorrow and hence probably fail my first uni course.
At least it's only first year, right guys?
r-r-right?

>>36150546
>student protest postponed a test
holy fucking kek. how cucked is your uni

>>36150511
happens to me all the time, I start with something small and then just do everything

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>>36150772
It's Chile mate. Every job or uni in the country is like this. The student protest is nation wide. Riot police have shot tear gas bombs inside the campus while I've been in class.

Students strikes have gone as long as 9 months multiple years and of course ruined all the students and teachers plan for the whole year without achieving any of the short term demands and very few of the long ones. I could go on and on on the shit that happens around here.

Pic related. I bet you won't guess what all that red means.

>>36142359
You know. Im 30 right. And I have worked for a few years teaching without my degree. And this year. 5 years after I finished college I had to come back. I take classes with a bunch of 22 year old chads and stacies.......

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I'm unbelievably fucked for this Physical Geography exam tomorrow. The professor has a doctorate in this shit and goes out of his way to make this intro class as difficult as possible. The guy a grade-A example of a robot, too:
>mumbles his points during lecture
>shows science memes every Friday before class
>says he's accessible outside of class; turns out to be super dry cunt

I just want to get of this class with a C. Is that so much to ask?

>teacher rewrites one of your attempted solutions and posts it as a "novice trap"
Could cry t b h

>Tfw about to withdraw from linear algebra and change my suicide math major
Feels pretty good desu

>>36142393
Feel like that's going to me tomorrow morning desu

First exam I took for this class, I was certain I was fucked; got a 100

Felt good about second exam; got a 74

Feeling middle-of-the-road about tomorrow; likely will get an 80 or some shit

>>36151003
ayy that happened once in highschool and the qt girl sitting next to me laughed

wanted to implode into tang

>>36143805
Essays are the easiest assignments in uni, you can literally bullshit them if you're good-enough at writing fluff, or know how to utilize a thesaurus.

I'm dreading taking math classes in the upcoming semesters.

>>36150997
geography sounds fun

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>skip class all semester cause i heard prof was shit
>no worries ill just read class notes and do problems to learn for the exam
>check class notes
>see this fucking garbage is the only shit hes posted


i am so unbelievably fucked you guys

>>36151143
It's okay, I guess. I have an A- in the class right now. Pretty sure grade will go down after exam in the morning.

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>go to an extra class
>not mandatory nor that important so classroom is kind of empty
>girl attempts to sit in my row a few seats apart but looks at me at the last second and changes her seat to the one right next to me

What did she mean by this

>>36149377
Thanks for the info. I assume if I ask for an individual sublease and they refuse to give me one I should bail from there, right?

>Have test I have to pass to pass the course tomorrow morning.
>Had work paralysis all weekend.

>>36151530
She wants to munch on your carpet. And you want it too.

I have to pick all of my fall classes by the end of the week. I have no major and have taken every class that doesn't sound like absolute hell. My parents won't let me live with them if I stop going so I can't just drop out. Might just swallow a value pack of razors to be honest family.

>>36151612
not necessarily. If your name isn't on any lease then you aren't liable if the rent doesn't get paid. But also, if you're not on a lease then you can get kicked out by the tenant any time if they choose.

I'm pretty sure most apartments don't let random undocumented people to live in their buildings anyways so it shouldn't be a worry.

>>36151174

>skipping a class for fluid mechanics

You only have yourself to blame.

>>36151764
also i've only rented once before myself so i'm probably not the best source

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27 years old and I feel like shit.

I'm probably going to get kicked out this year. I'm not doing well in any of my classes and I just don't like my major. I've been applying for a lot of desk positions and office jobs. Idk maybe I can work my way up or something.

I've also been studying for IT certs. It will make me look a lot more well rounded......I hope.

>>36151174
Its a venturi you chode, stop whining

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>>36151825
>learned my lesson
>too l8

>>36152066
>wow youre so smart
>i just posted a random screenshot to show what all his notes are like get off your high horse the whole course is like this

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>>36142359
>tfw spent more irl time in p5 studying in the past few days than I have all year
>tfw I've made more friends in p5 than I have my whole time in uni

>tfw you loved studying, reading and going to class but got bullied and ignored
>tfw became increasingly anxious and insolated
>tfw dropped out of high school because it was too terrifying
>tfw you think that in your 20s you can leave your teenage years behind and study at University
>tfw you're an anxious wreck anytkme you're on campus or at a lecture
>tfw you're too anxious to submit assignments so youoy get suspended for a year
>Tfw too anxious to go to family doctor for a psych referral since the school doctors need one before they can help you
>Tfw coming back this summer to try and not get suspended for 3 years
>Tfw people my age have graduated and moved on with their lives

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>taking management class for my meme degree
>going fine, only grades are three tests
>lecture hall is right across from one of the uni's coffee stands so I normally just waste time and drink coffee and eat muffins like the rest of the normies in my class do
>prof suddenly decides a few weeks ago we need homework and changes grading scale
>starts sending us surveys for his TA's research project
>culminates with us having to go do an experiment with his TA
>have to watch a training video for a restaurant then go set a table
>watch it a few times then go to set the table
>immediately forget how to origami the napkin and angle of the forks
>potentially wrecked my grade on some completely irrelevant bullshit
>only saving grace was I'm alcohol enthusiast read alcoholic and corrected the video on it's types of wine glasses which impressed the TA
If I fail because of this shit I'm an heroing

>>36150925
>I bet you won't guess what all that red means.
Fucking commies ruin everything

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GROUP PROJECTS AND PRESENTATIONS ARE THE WORST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>36150925
Its shameful that the hard work Pinochet put into stopping the spread of Marxism has pretty much been undone. I really have a lot of respect for him and what your country once was. I guess Pinochet's "inhumane" regime really backfired

Good luck on your calc exam m8

>Commiting to community college for now, 0.2% social contact with classmates

When I transfer to a University, I'm expecting I will have just about the same percentage of social contact, since I will be able to live alone

>>36152773
Complain to the department. That's horseshit for your grade to depend on a TA's research project.

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>did absolutely nothing during spring break
>now my desire to do any work at all for the rest of the semester has dropped like a rock and I can't get back into that rhythm I had before

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>>36152539
Fuck I just dropped because of this I autistically avoided all of my classmates and normies HATE that

>spent past 2 weeks sulking and skipping class that i'm failing
>thought I skipped the exam
>turns out it's actually still next week
>still shitposting instead of attempting to study and get by through the exam

>>36153096
>Complain to the department
Nothings going to happen I tried to complain to the department last year after a teacher accused me of plagiarism (by which they meant turnitin claimed I stole a whole one sentence from some one else's paper) and refused to grade a very important paper, they make you jump through so many fucking hoops and by the time you get to actually reporting the teacher they just straight up lie to you and say they'll investigate then never call you back and calling them only leads to them putting you off even more

>>36142359
>trying to study in quiet area of the student center. Niggers come in and even though they have earbuds, you can still hear their shitty music from across the room.
>read 5 papers for my anthro class, still need to throw together some sort of thing for a class discussion
>My group project is barely getting off the ground, one guy always has some excuse to not show up for meeting, presentation on the 25th
>Got a 7 page essay I need to decide a topic for and have done by the 28th

fuck this shit

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>tfw have 8am class
>it's 1am and I'm drinking and cooking scrambled eggs
I feel like I've lost the ability to give a fuck

>>36142359
>>How are ya'll holdin' up?
ok. waiting for my FUCKING ROOMMATE to get out of the kitchen so I can do the dishes and make some fuckin ramen
>>You gettin' that work done on this lovely Sunday?
yeah I did some reading and started my problem sets
>>How's that group project going?
none yet. thankfully
>>You done with that essay?
none yet. thankfully
>>How bout those practice problems?
funny joke

>>36152364
Ok i know i was just being a cunt but wow that persons handwriting makes that seems way harder

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>>36142359
>>How are ya'll holdin' up?
I unironically hate myself and my life
>>You gettin' that work done on this lovely Sunday?
No I had to much to do so I did nothing
>>How's that group project going?
Good I'm got paired with a shy qt, if I wasn't ugly as fuck I might try hitting on her
>>You done with that essay?
No waiting til day before to do it, the TA likes me and will give me a 80+ regardless, I made a 95 on the last and I did it at night before
>>How bout those practice problems?
>implying my profs care enough to give practice problems

Just got 90% on a test worth 10% and 98% on a practical test worth 15%

Feeling pretty good lads. Gonna have a coffee and sit here until my happiness fades away and I'm left sad and alone

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>junior
>fell for the cs meme
>only now realizing that I'm not cut out to do this for the rest of my life

It's like I'm on a train that suddenly derails after accelerating to over 100 m/h and leaves me two options: jump, or stay aboard.

The end's the same no matter what.

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>talking with "friends"
>one literally invites the other to go do something later in front of me and doesn't ask me
>mfw this has happened multiple times

>>36155383
Change your major now anon don't be like me
>have full ride scholarship
>go for cs since ai research is literally my only interest
>fail out and lose scholarship
>parents are divorced and don't have anywhere for me to stay
>pay out of pocket and force me into meme business major so they don't have to deal with me in person
>gpa is shit and my classes actually make me consider suicide

>>36154804
Wayy too real, anon.

>only had one class the past two semesters
>didn't learn a new language
>didn't earn to code
>didn't lift
>wasted the most valuable gift of free time

Can't wait to not have any free time when I go to grad school.

Just failed a test.
It doesn't have a weighting, it's either pass or fail.
I'm fucked lads.

>>36151972
Edward Norton has the most robot looking appearance imaginable.

>>36155383
You gonna be happy doing another degree? Doing manual labour? Working in fast food? Or just sitting on neet bux till you die?

Not many people love their job/degree. The point is to pick something that makes you want to kill yourself the least number of times a day. Stick with it or change to another robot accepting major, but don't give up altogether

I have 24 calculus 2 problems that I haven't started and they are due tomorrow. I know I can do them I just usually wait the last few hours before class.

>tfw very gifted at math.

>>36155529
What's it worth of your final mark?

>>36155462
M8 I graduated HS in 2013. I'm already scheduled to graduate late I can't just change majors at this point.

>>36155531
I don't hate CS.

I'm just bogged down with a semester-long software engineering project that's scaring the shit out of me.

>>36155552
That particular class you have to pass everything, there is no percentage weighting.
You're either satisfactory or unsatisfactory

>>36155586
I'm about to graduate and I'm 24 almost 25, you can change and do whatever the fuck you want whenever you want.

But if you finished in 2013, then you must be almost done?

If I'm Hispanic and was offered a full ride at a top 10 grad school with shit grades, okay work experience, but really good test scores is it fair to guess that it was because of affirmative action?

>>36144249
lets's trade lives
I'd kill myself if I have to write another fucking shitty essay.

>>36146118
go into more details, anon

3 weeks to graduation.
Did some homework today, but not enough.
The group project happens on Thursday and I'm nervous as fuck (that's also the day one of my professors meets with my boss at my internship to go over how I'm doing AND when I have to commute the next city over to do some "simulation" with nursing students) on a day I'd usually have off
Fuck no, I still have plenty of papers to write in the coming weeks.
If I can just make it through this week, that degree is mine.

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>>36146118
>failing uni because I'm legitimatley stupid an probably have a learning disability
>hate people
>know I'm ugly and awkward and get stared at constantly
>have literally no friends or even acquaintances
>probably autistic
>couldn't hold down regular job so my mother had to get me an online job through her company
>want to become hikki but even with online job I can't support myself
>still dependent on my mother who says she'll cut me off if I stop going to uni
it's ok anon iktf, I just want to shut myself in my room with my computer and forget about the outside world, people are cruel and I never asked for this shit so I don't see why I should be forced to deal with them

>got a 26% on my project
>way below average
>spent hours slaving on it


fuck fuck fuck i hate this shitty fucking fucking class fuck

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>>36152364
Just get real /comfy/ with navier stokes equations and you'll do fine desu

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>>36142359
>be electrical engineer
>B average
>skip class all the time, every semester I miss 1.5-2 months worth of classes because I fucking hate getting out of bed
>try to do a little bit every day but i never stick with it
>i never do anything outside of class and waste all my time
>meanwhile all my classmates and friends all get internships
>can hear the disappointment in my profs every advising session during the semester
>only passion is ancient EE books, like books on TV from 1930 and Heaviside's Electromagnetic Theory series

i would just fucking kill myself if I didn't take parent plus loans, I don't want the Jews coming after my family for my mistakes

maybe i'll just get a local job, live with parents after graduation, pay off debt in 4 years, then kill myself

it's what Ludwig Boltzmann would have wanted

i'm mediocre trash

>>36142359
>thesis presentation tuesday
>slides due to professor monday
>it's monday
>i made the title slide

I just want to play persona 5
why did they delay it so fucking long this wouldn't be a problem 6 months ago

>Graduate in May
>chem Engr BS, chem minor, and safety engr certs
>only went to college to live with my friend and see if I could make it in one of hardest degree plans offered here

>no more desire to live after graduating

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>>36156321
>no more desire to live after graduating

I a call from the campus counselor's office because I accidentally referred to my graduation as "my death" to a dormmate

>>36156321
>no more desire to live after graduating
I know that feel. What is the point of waking up if you only do it so you can spend > 8 hours at work? I was a wagie for four years and went to college just because I couldn't deal with it anymore. But now I'm close to graduating and wagie hell part two awaits.

>>36156246
Wat animu is gril from
is important

>>36156283
it makes me feel better about myself that there are motherfuckers presenting a thesis who post here and are totally bullshitting everything

I completely fucked up a presentation on Friday and now I don't think I can ever return again

>start visibility sweating, shaking and moving hands across my body
>stutter and blank out then start crying
>teacher goes "aw sweetie it's ok" kids laugh
>run out of room and fail

>>36156393
What's yours on?

Mine's on the rise of radical right-wing parties in Europe
which is worthless now because the leading researcher in the field is currently working on a mega-paper compilation with all his friends on the subject that will be out in a few months that will make everything I've done for the last two years completely pointless

>>36156412
Oh man. I have a big speech today. I'm so scared this will happen to me due to awful social anxiety and awkwardness.

Any Tips? :/

>>36156412
>sweetie
christ i'm so sorry

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>>36156412
Thanks for making me smile.

>>36156435
Pic related.

Took a Calc IV test last friday. Haven't been to class since January, kek.

I didn't arrive at a final solution to any of the problems but I think I set them all up somewhat correctly.

The rest of the class seemed totally lost as well so that's good. It was one of those test hours where everyone sits in their desk and you haven't heard a single pencil writing in the past 20 minutes. Just a roomful of students staring at the test and waiting for the teacher to say "You have 1 minute left" so they don't have to be the first one to turn their paper in and give away the fact that they left half the test blank.

>>36156435
You have to give a lot of speeches to be good at giving speeches

Senior year of high school I gave my first speech and it was the worst thing I ever had to do, but now I'm graduating and since I had to give 4-5 speeches every fucking semester I got used to it and now it's no big deal

You'll probably fuck up, but everybody does. It's public speaking.

>>36156412
S W E E T l E

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>>36156412
>sweetie
wew
e
w

>>36147308
fucking shower???
actually I shouldn't be talking

>>36156482

>he is able to rationalize public speaking
>not being tossed around in the emotional whirlwind of perceived judgement and throwing up in the bathroom stall 3 times before giving your speech while hyperventilating

It just not a refinable skill for some of us.

pretty curious, where do you all go?
maybe we can be friends or some gay shit

>>36156530
It's not refining a skill, it's just throwing up in the bathroom stall so many times that you stop caring

I'd rather feel the sting of potential embarrassment than spend the week prior feeling miserable and wanting to drown myself, and that's what made it easier to speak. I have a small presentation tomorrow and my thesis presentation on tuesday and I'm happily shitposting in /uni/ just like any other night

It's not something you can train for, just an eventual thing that happens

>>36156574
University of Oklahoma
Thank god there's nobody else on here that goes to this school.

>>36142359


>thought I was going to get my shit sorted now for real
>quit job which was distracting me, got me new clothes and a haircut, feeling ready to tackle those shitty group assignments
>heard from a friend that one of the assignments is about making some shitty start-up idea and presentig it
>fucking hate shit like this to death, drop course instantly for this semester
>where there is stumbling there is a fall of course
>wanted to clean my room this weekend
>played artificial academy instead, got drunk and wanked myself into a coma around 3a.m.
>now missed 2 of my lectures in the morning
>sitting on the shitter right now and asking myself what the fuck is wrong with me

I think I finally burned out in my third year m8s, every cell of my body opposes the idea of studying or generally doing anything now. How do I overcome this?

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>>36156389
yay nobody here cares about me either

it's Upotte, anon

>>36156589

I go there, I'm literally posting this from the computer lab.

>>36156607
I mean you are just like the rest of the people here except you use quality reaction images.

>>36156611
>>36156589
hmmm
origami origeroni

>>36156589

Same anon. Wanna meet? I'll be wearing a red hat.

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>>36156574
shitass private college in north carolina with ~1000 students

>tfw all 3 people on campus who browse 4chan are in the rooms directly adjacent to mine
>tfw they're complete normie faggots who should have just stuck to reddit

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>>36156619
>except you use quality reaction images
I'll take it

>>36156589

I mean there's like more than 30K people that go to OU there's probably like at least a thousand Sooners shitposting on 4chan RIGHT NOW.

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>>36156691
>in a school of 30k people, it's entirely possible that there are only 2 people dead enough inside to browse /r9k/

>>36156412
>sweetie

I would kill myself right there

>>36144171
Anon, you rack disciprine
Seriously though, a friend taught me this lesson: fuck motivation, you need discipline. The way I find discipline is by looking at my future and realising that barely passing my courses isn't gonna do shit if I want to make it in life. That's how I did literally all my reading and work last semester.

I'm about gonna skip my exam and go to library tomorrow. Confirming that I'm going to get disbarred for 12 months from my university. Lol waste of time and money it all was. Good luck to any freshman this fall reading this. I'll be in a better place by then.......(not suicide, just full time work).

>>36156793
(different anon)
yeah, perhaps you're right
thanks man, good luck

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>going to be 27 when I graduate
>basically need to continue with my Master's if I ever want a decent job in my field
>have already decided I'm fucking done with school when I get my bachelor's

meh, guess I could always join the military and fight the Norks once that starts

>>36142359
>third year econ student.
>Feel like I am not learning anything even though I pass all the classes and ace exams
>Dont feel like I could remember any info if I had a real world problem
>take a science class
>professor says you should be familiar with these concepts by now
>points at a slide of complete gibberish
>jesus fuck am I retarded
>later in an random econ elective that is 90% non econ majors
>professor says you should be familar with these concepts by now
>points at a slide of basic graphs and charts
>also has the formula for GDP.
>audible gasps and muttered curses from the entire class
>bro dude buisness major behind me whispers to his bro dude english major friend "bro we might need to drop"

Is college designed to make you feel retarded? I feel like I know so little about my own major, but apparently I am some kind of wizard to a layman. Then I look at stuff from another major and I am become the fool.

Post something from your major that LOOKS HARD.
BUT IS REALLY SIMPLE.

STILL haven't started my dissertation, I've fucked it lads

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>>36156905
Here is mine. YOur turn.

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>>36156905
even some accounting majors continued to fuck this up but it's so goddamn simple

>>36156948
I took an accounting class. I felt like i had it down. Then I started working in banking and I got it all fucked up again.

>>36157013
apparently that's par the course, my professors all say that everywhere has different standards and classes can't prepare you for them adequately enough

>>36156905
Social work major. Not too sure, probably a final exam or something on a hypothetical case scenario with a client, planning an intervention (what'd you do, how you'd go about it) I've actually written a group and individual paper about this, but I could do fuck all in reality.

>>36157392
He should have added.

SJW-majors need not apply.

>>36157463
It literally is SJW-tier and if I wasn't so close to earning my degree I'd switch to compputer engineering.

>>36146302
This.

After a few days of vacation I stop working out, never do the vacation work and get nothing done.

Everyone else just seems limited by time, they always do so much when there's a gap in the workload. I actually get more done when I have to work anyways

>4th year math major
>acing algebra, analysis, algorithms with 95%+
>getting raw assfucked by mandatory communications course

Had to wake up at 2 AM today to finish some bullshit roleplay about doing PR for a science research institute so I don't tank my average.

>>36157539
lol I pity you. The only comm class I had to take was piss easy - you just read the book, took the tests, spaced out in class, and did a presentation on the topic of your choice from time to time.

>professor emailing me demanding to know why I've missed so many classes

I'm considering just straight up telling him that I'm terrified of human interaction and that I haven't talked to another student unless forced to in 3 years.

>first exam on the 26th
>been on study leave since the beginning of the month
>haven't done a thing
Might just get drunk again today.

>somehow get into a group chat with the popular people
>one guy gets drunk and has a full blown panic attack
>hospital at 3am
>diagnosed with depression and anxiety
>everyone taking the piss out of him
>he is now a running joke
I fucking hate normies

>>36158812
>inb4 the one guy was you

>>36158859
It actually wasn't. I feel bad for him, there was zero sympathy just piss taking.

Was tempted to message him but I didn't. Surprised I haven't been kicked yet, I never say anything, just lurk.

>Do extremely well in class/exams.
>Suddenly develop depression/anxiety/insomnia during A2 exam period
>Get way worse grades than predicted
>Go to second-rate university through clearing
>Ridiculously fucking easy
>It's a bitch to transfer in UK.

Fucking hell, didn't get a wink of sleep for half my exams and this is what happens to you.

What is the fucking point? How do you transfer with subpar A-levels?

>>36156283
>4 hours later
>2 slides done

ha
hahahaha

ahahha

he

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I just realized that every one of the $400 books I had to buy were freely available online this whole time.

just stepping in here to say that if you go to a university you aren't a robot. Even community college is pushing it.

You can be a robot if you drop out I guess, but only if you have no hopes of ever getting a job and live with your parents.

You also cant be a robot if your parents collectively make more than 150k USD a year.

>>36160044
My parents would make 150k a year, but mommy is too fucking lazy to transfer her pharmacists license

I mean I'm dead inside because manlets don't get laid.
Or maybe I'm really ugly, I don't know.

Either way, still keeping up that 4.0 GPA, I'm all over my lab paper and honestly it's turning out beautifully.

How do I even have this GPA when all I think about is how lonely I am?

>>36151972
>27 and in college
That's where your problem is

>>36156574
Universidad de Santiago de Chile

Literally the only one in here

>>36160392
Plenty of people study that late. But they're usually in a place in their lives where they get great marks

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>>36154126
Correct times to eat don't exist when you get deep enough into a semester

I woke up at 3am last week, before going to the kitchen and walking in on my flatmate cooking a full english breakfast

>class in 50 minutes
i don't want to go
i'm going to get my exam grade back
i don't want to see what i got

>>36142359
Have no work ethic and my grades are rapidly dropping. Didn't study and failed a math exam because I wanted to fuck a girl. Hating life

>>36161943
>falling for the roastie meme
you only have yourself to blame

>freshman year
>"ha ha i have a big paper i'd better pull an all-nighter to work on it!"

>senior year
>"well i haven't slept for more than 10 hours total this week but I still have a lot of work to do, i'd better pull another all-nighter"

>midterm on my birthday
Fuck you.

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>>36161976
What's a good drink for an all-nighter? I either go with these or sugared-up coffee

>>36162016
I've been on Keto for the last four months so I've been doing sugar-free red bulls

now that I'm off it I'm downing starbucks doubleshots like they're water

>>36159022
Should've done a foundation programme and then transferred to a Russell group uni.

What uni did you get stuck with ?

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>been somewhat lively and energetic all semester
>suddenly lost my yay this week
Shit sucks. I don't even know why.

>>36142359
Actually did some studying this weekend. I've got more to do today but just proud that I got some done.

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>tfwnogf

I've reached the stage where I don't even want sex, just a relationship instead.

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>>36162175
iktf
l I l I I I l

>>36156246
Similar feels anon.

>be aerospace engineer
>have no real valuable specific interest
>its working with alien technology that I'm convinced the govt is hiding
>that's the reason I'm an aerospace engineer
>obviously no curriculars attached to this
>dad always hounding me about curriculars and internships
>know he means well, and that it's my life so he can't force me, just wants the best
>realize this but still be a lazy piece of shit
>lie about sending in internships
>actually probably could have gotten one if I did apply
>want WW3 to happen so bad so I can get drafted and have a chance to do something and be useful for once

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>mfw never been to starbucks or a costa coffee before

I see people go in them all the time, what's a good thing to order?

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>>36162520
ice water

>>36156246
I want to do EE in community, and transfer. Should I stick with that or do statistics? Also how much does it cost? I think if I spend about a year hardcore waging I can start in fall with a nice egg

>taking extra subject this semester and 2 extra next semester to finish and get parents off my back
>few mid-sem assignments and exam due last week
>start them all hours before due and submit one that was like 50% of the length it was meant to be
>accounting exam, guess like 30% of questions
>2 assignments due Friday - haven't started
>practice group work due tomorrow, first group stuck with international students, second group one international student and guy that might be a slacker
>basically stuck doing all of the work because international students can hardly speak english + they don't have the expertise to complete the assignment
>came up with useful project idea but group didn't like it, had to fall back on meme-tier app (because that's what we need...more apps)
>starting second group work task the hour before class tomorrow
>injured playing sport, haven't been able to exercise for like 3 weeks

I wish I never went to uni. Biggest fucking waste of time, I've learnt practically nothing, changed courses like 3 times, everyone studying business is a fucking retard. Can basically ace most of the subjects by reading the textbook. A lot of the management subjects are pure shit, most of the models seem like rebadged shit made by some management consultant to sell to gullible clients. Wish my dad kept his small business so I could have helped him grow it and take it over one day.

>>36146118
push hotwheels down the stairs. It's the only way people will respect you.

>>36142359
Gonna be doing an exam in alternative film/video tomorrow.
I think it'll be pretty easy, it's just two four-paged essays, and you don't even have to cite or quote the readings, just show that you've read and understand them.

>>36156412
jesus fuck lad, i'm sorry

>>36161976
>freshman year
>"oh boy, there sure is a lot of work, I better get to it!"

>senior year
>"hmm well I haven't done any work in 5 days, but for now let's play some vidya, I'll just allnighter it before the deadline"

>precalc exam on thursday morning
>want to just buckle down and study but can't bring myself to do it
>last time I procrastinated, gt a 28% on the exam
What the fuck do I do, robots?

>Calc 3 exam in 2 weeks
>Dont know shit about calc 1
Neato

]exam soon!
]bad thing!
just another day in the life of a college student

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>told myself I would finish my big paper this spring break week
>weekend has past
>all I did was login and do one math problem online that took 10 minutes

>>36164031
Tell yourself that you'll get starting in an hour or two but procrastinate watching youtube and fapping until the night before then make a half-hearted effort to study until it gets late and you think that you'll be better off going to sleep.

Try to read the notes/lecture slide/textbook on the bus into the exam but resign yourself to the fact you'll fail, walk in, attempt what you can and then leave as soon as you're able to (no point wasting time sitting in the exam room you see).

"ay cuh you need da addy bro? heard you got an exam coming up bruh...."

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Daily reminder. If you want to actually get work done. Go to the library and stay there for 1-2 hours A DAY. It forces me to do homework and study.

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>>36164244
I'm guessing that's what you did?

How did you get over it?

>>36164282
I just finished my online class today because I did this, still a month to go. Fyi it was a weekly quiz and paper.

I'm such a good goy

>>36164282
What major are you in that this is effective?

>>36164285
I just accept it at this point, can't go back in time to fix it. Such is life when you've been an underachieving fuckup for the last 10 years.

>>36164282
What shit school do you go to or what major are you in that you only do 1-2 hours of work a day? I do probably 10+ hours of focused work a day.

>>36164337
going into dental, but I had to take general studies and now I'm straight-up science classes. Forcing yourself to do work beats procrastination it doesn't matter what major it is.

>>36164451
what kind of brainlet do you have to be to have to put in 10+ hrs of work a day

>>36164282
I would but my school's library is small and loud as shit which makes me really nervous. I should probably try a public library somewhere.

>>36164451
It's just a reference point really. The idea is to stop you from bullshitting around on youtube and start getting work done.
>10+hours daily
please tell me you're in engineering or an M.D. program.

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>friend asks if i want to do a line of coke
>ask how much
>says that it's free

I don't know guys, i've never done it before. I might turn his offer, becoming addicted would suck.

>>36164664
*turn down his offer

>>36164664
I mean, you won't become addicted right the fuck away. I'd say try it, but if not, you're not missing much. I tried my first couple lines the other night and it wasn't as good as everyone hypes it up to be. Literally your throat goes numb for 15 minutes and you're a lot more confident. That's it.

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>three job fairs this semester, skipped all three
>graduating in May, and only have a minimum wage summer job lined up

>>36147847
>pic
DELET THIS

>have thursdays off, kind of an awkward day but feels good nonetheless man
>usually cram essays on thursday to turn them in on friday
>next essay is due ON thursday because we have good friday off
>fuck now i'm gonna have to do it on wednesday night
>coming home today
>FUCK
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>i'm not going in thursday which means i'll have to turn it in on wednesday
>now have to cram essay tomorrow after college
I mean sure I could head up to campus on thursday itself just to turn in it, but fuck that.

>>36162750
>studying business
>at presumably a low-tier Uni

You did this to yourself brah

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>>36143805
This was me, i skipped the lecture and my tutorials and now its a few hours late and i have 300 word and im doing lines of coke hoping i'll be able to focus but im just writing weird disjointed stuff and i need to have a clear concise argument please kill me i thought this was my year

>>36156793
Please tell me more about your journey anon

>>36164282
I only realized how effective the library can be when I went to grad school. Only problem is all the charging slots are taken and my laptop ends up running out of battery before long.

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>>36162477
>actually probably could have gotten one if I did apply
I did apply but nobody's responded yet. I don't go to a very prestigious university so that on top of being a lazy piece of shit means I don't have much hope

>>36162743
>Also how much does it cost?
Depends on where you go. Every year my loans pay for $8000 in tuition and $8000 for room and board. Look into getting credits transferred between your CC and the uni you'd like to go to. You can probably spend 2 years getting humanities/science prereqs and some basic EE courses out of the way for cheap. Once you've learned which courses at the CC correspond with which courses at the uni you want, check with the office of reg. (maybe even the EE deens) at both universities to make *absolutely sure* the credits will transfer.

good luck anon
remember: just fucking go to class, any way you can

>Should I stick with that or do statistics?
Only if you really, really like statistics. If you end up not wanting to do EE, an EE degree is more helpful in getting a non-EE degree job than a stats degree is in getting a non-stats job.

>>36164050
iktf. cal 3 is fucking cancer

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>tfw spooned with pic related
Still a virgin, but it felt good - she was kind of thicc

bump

>room next to mine is playing loud music again
buy some headphones, ya idiot

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>Starting uni at 24 after years of being NEET
>Have to stay in dorms first year
>Probably going to be filled with annoying 18yr old chads who are taller and more muscular than me

dissertation due in 2 weeks and I've done 1k out of 10k words

reeeee

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What is it with robots and skipping classes in these generals?

Is it just anxiety?

>>36166462
STEM research project or just text? If it's the latter you can probably write the bulk of the text in two days

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I'm 2 years in with the business degree. Is it too late to dropped it and change course for the easiest possible IT degree?
I'm already 23 years old and maybe it's too late to start all over again.

But the business stuff have also a lot of math and being in a class with a lot of women is pure suffering if you're a guy who instinctively avoids people.

Also a business degree is also pretty useless without being a Chad or having a lot of connections for future job offerings.

Is IT really the best profession for a loner type of guy to make money?

>>36166739
anxiety, laziness, zero motivation, or any combination of the 3

>put my alarm on at 8 am so I could finish my paper due tomorrow
>slept in till 10 am
>sat at the breakfast table for an hour
>decided I'd start at 12
>wasted time on 4chan
>told myself I'd start at 2
>wasted time on 4chan
>told myself I'd start at 4
>still on 4chan

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I'm almost free. Last year, last semester, last 3 weeks.
Left to do:
2 Presentations
2 Projects
2 Homework assignments
1 Report
Exams.
I'm so fucking close and tired.

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>>36167624
The start of every semester I tell myself I'm not going to procrastinate, then every opportunity I do.

>>36142393

>tfw didn't go to any of my classes for the past month
>We had an exam on everything we did in class in the past month
>Think to myself, shit better start revising night before the exam
>Start revising
>Sit the exam
>Get 99%
>Top of my class

How can normies say accounting is hard?

who here in the literally who state of nebraska at /UNO/

who here in the brown town known as sjsu

>need to be writing research paper
>watch anime all day
wew lads this is it

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>>36164664
My friend was in a similar situation. He was an excellent student -- majored in electrical engineering. He started hanging around those bums, got addicted to coke, and dropped out of uni. Now hes in rehab with no chance of meaningful future employment. Don't do it m8. Just stay home, play vidya and masturbate

>>36164050
>>36164050
oilol

you're fucked m8. Don't even show up

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>tfw you procrastinate like crazy and fuck up on an exam worth 100%
>tfw you were set to graduate in June

I genuinely feel as though I failed the exam, but we haven't received our grades yet. I don't know what the fuck to do. Anyone else have this happen to them? Should I beg my professor for a passing grade? He's from South Korea, and he seems like a really nice guy, but I feel so ashamed.

>self study python
>sign up for a class in Java for the fall
How fucked am I?

>>36168879
java is fucking gay. i feel for you

>>36156435
Xanax or phenibut if poor

>taking exam today
>for some reason my phone alarm goes off
>quickly shut it off and put it in my backpack
>5 minutes later it goes off again
>can't find it in my backpack
>close my bag and hope it just shuts off soon
>it does
>it then goes off two more times
>sweating really badly at this point
>still can't reach it
>finally have to run out of the class to find it and turn it off
>there were 6 fucking alarms set right in the middle of my exam
FUCK I'm glad that's over.

>>36168928
>tfw have to get a beginners java book in order to prepare

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>>36169025
Jesus, do you have 30 different alarms or something on your phone?

>>36156246
I'm also an EE student, though I used to be similar, I really started getting into the diy community as it pertains to EE and such.

Head over to diy and lainchan and really see the value of what your doing or could be doing. You have interest in heavyside and know who boltzmann is so the desire is there. I only recently fell in love with EE,hardware hacking and stuff. But now I'm always excites about class and personal projects. It's never too late to reward yourself.

>OChem Lab
>Always have post-lab work to do each week
>"Eh, I'll get it done next week"
>Next week never happens
>Now two weeks til end of semester
>I have 20 pages of lab work to do
am i dead yet

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>just got registration date for next semester
>it's 2 weeks after the registration period begins
>mfw the classes I absolutely have to take if I want to graduate next semester only have 25 people

>>36158812
I bet you cry when you hear a celebrity died.

>>36162016
MDVP TEA

>>36165944
>>36169381
im going EE then

>go to uni
>too dazed to pay much attention to lectures
>come home
>cook and eat dinner
>shitpost until tired
>sleep for 12 hours
>wake up and do my assignments/absolutely necessary studying, usually run out of time
>repeat
what a life.

>>36156905
hopefully a low level elective, otherwise id consider transferring, i feel like most of those electives are really geared towards the lowest common denominator so they can push polisci, business, and international relations students through their required econ courses without failing. You also gotta remind urself that no one is good at everything, my bud. You're good at econ, and Brodude business/english majors are good at being bros or dudes.

>>36162016
Monster pipeline punch
nothing beats that first sip

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>>36142359
>tfw three years in and I just now realize I'm studying in a meme field
>tfw didn't fall for the STEM meme to get a comfy IT job

Engineering major

ChemE sophmore year

Fuck my life

>>36171250
field? org

>>36171489
Studying a foreign language. The only comfy work is freelance translation but it's not a steady job, and of course there's the thread of automation.

>>36171387
>ChemE
Wait till junior and senior year, you've seen nothing yet

>>36171546
why did you study a language for 3 years

>>36143805
40% of module or 40% of the year?

>>36171587
Because I'm a brainlet with not many skills except for learning languages. It's literally the only thing I'm good at and have interest in. Also I just started taking beginner programming classes supplemented by some self-teaching and I'm getting into business.

>>36142611
Fucking true. people always tell me that when you get out and go into the real world, you're gonna miss being in school. fuck that, I want to be at a job that I can work my hours and not have to think about it on the evenings or the weekends. I have lost countless nights and weekends to bullshit projects and hw. I'm so ready to get out.

>>36167306
Of course it's not too late.

>Is IT really the best profession for a loner type of guy to make money?
Yes definitely

>>36171646
>>36171546
Do a major in international relations/poli sci and try and get into the state department

Being multilingual (in useful languages) will be a great benefit.

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I am fucking appalled by the terrible writing of my peers.

I'm currently doing this stupid rough draft peer review assignment for our final papers in one of my classes, and my God. I was doing better writing in sixth grade, and that is no exaggeration.

I know that these are rough drafts that were probably thrown together an hour before they were due, but you can just tell by the style and flow that it's not going to get much better for the final draft.

This is a 400 level class with mostly juniors and seniors, too. I mean, this isn't a major that requires superb writing skills, but Jesus Christ....

>>36171546
>studying a language in uni
>for 3 fucking years
you brought this upon yourself desu

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>>36172628
At least I'm an autist, might actually qualify for neetbux

>>36172725
what language are you studying?
is it nipponese

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I'm gonna have to cram for the next 3 weeks since I skipped most of my classes. I had fun this semester on my own with vidya and other stuff and maybe got some more thoughts on what I want as a career.

>>36172775
that's a cute anime girl

>>36172753
Well, yes, but my major is Spanish (with a certificate in Business Spanish so that's a plus I guess) but I also know Japanese.

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>>36156574
Lawrence tech

>tfw have enough money to afford deluxe housing only to be roomed with shit tier student athletes


fucking end me right now

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>tfw fell for the CS meme
>just barely getting by in calc2
>flunked my last physics exam
>studying like hell because I really don't want to retake calc2 during the summer

at least I'm acing all my CS classes

>>36142359
Can't solve any integrals
Can't solve any complexity times

I hate CS why did I even take it

>>36163959
Exactly this happened to me. Got lazy when I realised you can just half-ass through with no trouble.

>almost halfway through Easter break
>played vidya like a motherfucker
I don't even enjoy it, I'd rather study desu, but addiction's a fucking bitch. Shift deleting everything tomorrow (and I'll probably reinstall by Thursday)

Is an associate's degree in computer science worth anything if I combine it with personal projects? Probably gonna go back to college since my current job is dead-end and unrelated to my original field of study.

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>>36155441
>finish up lab work on a Friday afternoon
>So anon, you doing anything tonight?
>Nope, I'm all free
>Well, you should
>mfw

Unigen? More like unicucks. You guys do realise there's a thing called the internet right? You know those uni lectures? Well they are all online, but instead of shitty lecturers you can watch the best in the world. You can also pause and rewind instead of struggling to understand what your Pakistani community college lecturer is trying to say. You can download any book for free through torrents. Ironic really how university has become a place for people too stupid to figure this out.

Stay poor losers

>>36173521
What are you on about, you retard. Not everyone is in a shitty community college doing IT. Uni is much more than lectures.

>>36173571
>Uni is much more than lectures
Its more than just education bruh, its a life experience ya know?

>>36173521
I'm sure Youtube has your state accredited degree coming in the mail in a few weeks.

How many hours a day do you study on avg(outside lectures, labs, etc)?

>>36169533
wew, why wouldn't they take it every week? I forget after one day

>>36173654
Like I said, not everyone is doing IT/CS/CEng/etc. If you are in STEM, those can be learned on your own and you can build up a portfolio of your own projects and you can land a job without a degree. Anything else, it won't work, no matter how good you think you understand anything.

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>>36173521
>"So you wanna work as a doctor at our hospital, anon? let's just take a look at your credentials here"
>"It says here you haven't gotten any education beyond high school, is that right?"
>"B-but I watched khan academy videos and I read some books..!"
>"Yeah...I think we already found somebody for the position"

>>36155501
If you can't create free time now you will never have in the future.

>>36156593
Shit, man, im sorry anon.

>>36173775
I'd obviously screenshot my khan academy biology results and print it off. I've got all the stars now.

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>>36173831
>Shit, when can you start?

>>36173730
See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: one, don't do that, and two, you dropped 150 grand on a fuckin' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library.

>>36148896

You have placement and school at the same time?

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>>36174283
>the sheer amount of imblying
I'm doing a top-tier degree at a top-tier European university. Stay mad you amerifat neet failure.

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>>36162016

S I P B O Y

>tfw New York starts free tuition the year I graduate
Im ready to jump off the first fucking cliff I see

>>36174445
Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student; you just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year; you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.

And that may be, but at least I won't be unoriginal. But I mean, if you have a problem with that, I mean, we could just step outside - we could figure it out.

>>36166072

Thicc? Are you blind? look at those legs she's fat as a whale.

>>36174499
Quit acting like you know better than anybody you browse a board that talks about getting cucked by black men all day you big fucking retard

>>36174499
Someone is projecting

>>36174480
>free tuition
what the other fees

>>36174650
If you're a state resident that doesn't mean much; living expenses are a fraction of tuition costs at state schools (plus many people live home and commute) and meal plans aren't too much either by comparison.Overall you'll end up out of school with less than 10k in debt and even that's probably an over estimation.

Had my solid mechanics final today.
>Spend all my time at home or at school
>Don't get drunk on the weekends or party like most students
>Feel tired and shitty and depressed all the time so I don't keep up with the material.

Probably failed the course today. I couldn't sleep last night because of how stressed out I was. I had a "2 hours of sleep 1000 yard stare" before starting the exam. The prof told me to "take it easy" when he gave me the exam. Fuck having to pass the exam to pass the course.

>>36174604
You watch it right there, chief!

>>36174774
>had 1(one) sandwich the past 24 hours
Budgeting sure is fun

>EE degree about to graduate
>Took a bunch of physics courses only the minimum EE stuff
>Practically don't know shit about EE it's boring honestly
>Obviously no friends i'm on 4chan
>chick-chick boom

seriously what the fuck do i do now? Anyone want to go into the wilderness with me and make a mudhut? I can give us electricity, I know enough shit to do that

>>36174774
assuming it's anything like the class I had to take "Mechanics of Solids" that stuff is all pretty easy.

I know where you're at tho. I have zero friends and spend all my time either in class or in my room but my grades still suck
>on academic probation this semester
>had to get all my professors to fill out a form about my grade
>"ha ha were you partying too hard last year"
>literally never spoken to another student socially
>literally never had any alcohol
>spend all my time alone on the internet trying not to think about reality

>graduate school
>finish 20 page paper on day before due date in one 8 hour sitting

Not sure if worth it.

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>decided to leave my computer so I don't browse 4chan or do any other weird shit
>just used my phone
>one of my classes has an Ebook
I was also struck by a bicycle today.

>I'll go to bed early today
>2 hours later still no sign of being tired
just

>essay due tomorrow
>shitposting on 4chinz
>prof requires at least 1 text source
I got away with citing an old online newspaper archive but my current essay topic is recent so there might be a possibility he wants to see the source in person. Just fuck my shit up.

Hey professor if you're reading this thread can you stop talking about 4chan and anime in class? Thanks pal

>>36142359
>tfw had to withdraw from this term because i experienced psychosis

i was a paranoid schizophrenic.

i thought everyone was out to get me and that i was going to get arrested by the police. crazy shit

became hospitalized for a month

>>36142359
>tfw fucked up in my first three terms
>gonna be required to withdraw for a year because my GPA is 1.8 and 1.3

>exam this week
>opportunity to not fail
>haven't studied

>tfw fell for the CS meme because i couldn't get into engineering
>barely get python
>failed the second python algorithms class
>required to withdraw
>wondering if i should switch majors again

>>36169839
hah

i used to be like that until i dropped out this term because i had a psychosis

now i'm bored as fuck of the neet life

time goes by slowly although i barely studied or did anything in my spare time during uni either

>>36155670
yes, but that doesn't matter
get your greasy spic hands on as much as you can

>second year in uni
>haven't made many friends apart from a few classmates and acquaintances
>started worrying about life post-graduation